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Celebrities / Re: Chichi Igbo Berates Olamide For Joking About The Murder Of 50 People In Orlando by djembadjemba: 9:27am On Jun 13, 2016
tobex23:
What should be done to gays is not to kill them.. But.... The following...

1. Get a gay nigga



2. Get a short gun or pistol something very cold when inserted into the anus for maximum pleasure... They would love that.... cool



3. Hold the trigger and shoot the fvk out of their anus away....


Fucking bastards.
They deserve the be killed over and over again


You don't deserve your existence

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Celebrities / Re: Nomzamo Mbatha's Outfit To AMAA 2016 by djembadjemba: 10:25am On Jun 12, 2016
Lmao. Look at those pervy guys. grin

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Pets / Re: Adult Male GSD Looking For a New Home by djembadjemba: 1:56am On May 25, 2016
Price range?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by djembadjemba: 7:59pm On Apr 17, 2016
The fuckkk Rakitic?
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Reveals Why She Has Not Had Sex In 10 Years by djembadjemba: 11:10am On Apr 11, 2016
Fake News people.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: April Born Reloaded»» by djembadjemba: 11:54pm On Apr 02, 2016
21st of April, any luck?
Career / Re: Geology & Geophysics Student Seeking IT Placements, Let Meet Here by djembadjemba: 12:09pm On Jan 07, 2016
Genius92:

u r a student of which institution,because I believe dose from d south would be of help,because my skul is located in d west(LAUTECH)
Crawford University.
Career / Re: Geology & Geophysics Student Seeking IT Placements, Let Meet Here by djembadjemba: 11:17am On Jan 07, 2016
Yes o. Anywhere in Lagos. Don't really care about the pay.

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Romance / Re: The Confession Of A Porn Star! by djembadjemba: 9:16am On Jan 07, 2016
Diddyydiva:
some guys on this thread are sick. undecided

look at them defending the industry .




Say no to porn tongue
And say yes to you? Ladygod ladydiva? grin undecided
Romance / Re: The Confession Of A Porn Star! by djembadjemba: 9:03am On Jan 07, 2016
Furwck this hore. Nobody gets forced into this business. You broke, of course you can strip. Why all these lies? Anybody that ruins the image of the hustle that put food on their table doesn't deserve to be alive.
Phones / Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by djembadjemba: 8:43am On Jan 07, 2016
What of UKD?

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Celebrities / Re: Fashion Fail: Toke Makinwa Spills Her Breast, Reveals Nipple by djembadjemba: 1:13am On Jan 05, 2016
MzBreezy:
ni siquiera hablar de mis Padres Me siento avergonzado por ti... por favor, empezar a usar su cerebro o leer para hacer de su incapacidad@disneyLdy
Coward cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by djembadjemba: 12:19am On Jan 05, 2016
PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"
grin grin grin Killed it totally!

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Stabbed To Death By Countrymen Over Girlfriend In Cyprus(pic) by djembadjemba: 7:42am On Dec 30, 2015
onila:
I no blame them
Zimbabwe girls are some of the most beautiful girls in Africa
with their big batty
cheesy grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: If Incest Is A Crime,charly Boy Should Be Arrested For This Photos by djembadjemba: 3:39pm On Dec 24, 2015
You my friend, are a big foool
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Shows Love To Tonto Dikeh by djembadjemba: 1:04pm On Oct 15, 2015
Rubbish!
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones: Some Fascinating Facts, Behind The Scene Magics We Dont Know. by djembadjemba: 11:11pm On Oct 14, 2015
tayotemowo:
What killed watching the movie for me was that I read the book a while ago even before the series started coming out. After watching the first one I was kind of disappointed about the movie because most of the scenes didn't play out as the book did, I've not finished the book either because as at the time I read it the author wasn't done writing the book I'm not sure he has finished writing it till date any ways but I think anybody that reads novels well should read the books I have the soft copies anyone interested in them can contact me on whatsapp with 08030809934 I can send all the first four or five books but only if you'll read it because they really are interesting. Sorry I just found out that I can't send the books to whatsapp so better you just send me your email addresses on whatsapp then I will mail them to you. Sorry
OASTA99@gmail.com . Thanks
Sports / Re: ‘Mikel Rejected Eagles Vice Captainship’ by djembadjemba: 4:55pm On Oct 14, 2015
Blizzy9ja:
My take: I don't think Musa has the leadership skills to captain the Super Eagles...






The last time he tried to inspire the team we lost woefully to Argentina.
Wait, you expected your lackluster team to beat the world-class Argentines led by D10S Messi? Musa led that team well in that match. And we didn't lose woefully as you put it.
Sports / Re: Anichebe Slams Kit Harington, ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actor For Snubbing Him by djembadjemba: 2:01pm On Oct 01, 2015
Akposkool:
and you should focus more on your rehabilitation
Vostè és una persona molt estúpida. Vostè no ha d'estar a internet. Gilipolles. ☺
Sports / Re: Anichebe Slams Kit Harington, ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actor For Snubbing Him by djembadjemba: 10:54pm On Sep 30, 2015
grin grin grin He should focus more on his dying football career.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by djembadjemba: 11:33am On Sep 26, 2015
Some people do not know the functions of a Central Midfielder. How can you call Kroos a DMF?
Romance / Re: JEEZ !! Transgender Woman With Pen*s Arrested At Airport (18+ Photos) by djembadjemba: 11:41pm On Sep 24, 2015
cool Which is cool.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by djembadjemba: 11:33am On Sep 06, 2015
BarcaBlood:
Whose boots are these?
#FCBarcelona
This is Ney!
Celebrities / Re: See What Happen Today As Mob Strips This Lady Na Ked For Wearing Mini Skirt by djembadjemba: 2:00pm On Sep 05, 2015
More pictures else Adontbelieveit
Sports / Re: Carl Ikeme, Super Eagles Goalkeeper Set To Replace Enyeama (Photos) by djembadjemba: 1:36pm On Sep 04, 2015
funmijoyb:


1.there is a part of him that is not nigerian

2.he is not black

3.he is not better than nigerian goal keepers

then why waste nigerian money on him when we have good goal keepers in nigeria r people stupid?
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE MOST STOOPID PERSON ON NAIRALAND. INFACT, I THINK THE MODS SHOULD BAN YOU FOREVER ON THIS PLATFORM. YOU ARE JUST TOO STOOPID.
Career / Re: My Manager Sleeps With Our Female Colleague by djembadjemba: 11:45am On Sep 04, 2015
EggovinMma:


Gbeghorun, you are just jealous!
Going through a woman's phone.Why can't you carry her hand bag instead.
undecided Calm down na

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