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Business / Re: POS Operator Warns Others After ₦70k Deposit Turns Into ₦20 Notes Overnight by DJInfluence: 11:48am
Mystery or she didn't properly check the denomination of notes given to her.
It's negligent jare.
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Electric Cars Driven For 5 Days Without Battery Running Down (vid,pix) by DJInfluence: 6:23pm On Sep 19
The days doesn't matter. The distance covered does. How many KM will a full charge do? That's what you should tell us.
Crime / Re: Hotel Staff Rush Into Room After Hearing Screams To Find A Naked Woman Tied Up by DJInfluence: 5:44pm On Sep 19
I don't understand black people.

Instead of videoing the culprit they are making video of the victim.
Instead of dealing with the culprit, they are scolding the woman. How stupid do they think the lady is that they think she didn't realised she's lucky to have been rescued. So why must they rub it in?

Black people and black heart with backwardness goes hand in hand.
Celebrities / Re: Sean 'Diddy' Combs Arrested By Federal Agents In New York City by DJInfluence: 4:13pm On Sep 17
makavellidon:
Wetin consign 50cent again.... people shall
Try keep up. 50 cent had always made fun of Diddy, his indulgence and the alleged charges that back then we all knew will lead to an arrest.
Just googled it.
Celebrities / Re: Sean 'Diddy' Combs Arrested By Federal Agents In New York City by DJInfluence: 6:43am On Sep 17
We knew it was coming. 50 cent will be enjoying this.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Asari Dokubo & His Boys That Got People Talking (vid) by DJInfluence: 6:41am On Sep 17
Poverty, lack of jobs and lack of education are a dangerous combo.
These are able bodied men that have no perspective.
There are lots of such scenarios playing out in all part of the country.
All they know is violence.

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Religion / Re: Bullets Turned To Powder After I Declared I Am A Chosen!! by DJInfluence: 3:40pm On Sep 15
AHH, This one wants to make other people die for nothing. Please I beg our gullible religious zealots not to mind this guy and not risk their lives because of whatever property they might lose to robbers with guns.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Sends Groom Out Of Church On His Wedding Day For Not Shaving Beards (vid) by DJInfluence: 9:24pm On Sep 14
Sadistic pastor making it all about him. Instead of the wedding to be all about the bride and groom.

This ain't even happen in oyinbo church. I guess na we worship God pass.

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Romance / Re: Once A Man Introduce You To His Mum He Will Surely Marry You - Nigerian Woman by DJInfluence: 2:48pm On Sep 14
What about the Papa? We no matter? grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Actresses’ Bodies Their Most Valuable Asset — Hilda Dokubo by DJInfluence: 2:42pm On Sep 14
The headline is very misleading which explains some of the comments here.
What she's saying is, take good care of your body. Basically live healthily.
But this headline made it sound like something else.
Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by DJInfluence: 1:08pm On Sep 14
MatrixReloaded:
Just look at the Shameless elephant 🐘. It's only a mumu man, out of billions of women will settle for something that have produced 3 offsprings for maybe different men. If she use this energy and hit the gym for 5 years, maybe she can have a boyfriend.
wow am speechless. Was all these necessary? Do you feel better now that you've let it out of your system?
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Hits 1 Billion Followers Across Social Media (Photos) by DJInfluence: 6:04am On Sep 14
At first I thought he has 1B followers. But this is across all platform. Meaning some of the followers are following him on all platforms. So there is likely double or even triple counting.
All the same congrats to him. I don't even have 3 followers so make I no talk too much.
Politics / Re: FG Warns Of Impending Flooding On Rivers Niger, Benue by DJInfluence: 6:00am On Sep 14
That's all they do, give warning. They don't have any plan in place to avert it.

There are solutions for rivers that overshoot its bank. There are flood barriers, dykes, flood banks etc. instead of building such things the government is asking the citizens to be vigilant. So how does being vigilant help prevent the flood?

Assuming the Maidugiri dam was not so obvious, am sure they would've accused the citizens of blocking or building on drainages.

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Politics / Re: Man Imitates VP Shettima’s Visit To Flood Victims In Maiduguri (Video) by DJInfluence: 5:49am On Sep 14
What I noticed was that, most of the onlookers believed the guy is a dignitary. Look at how they are gathered around the palace building looking at him.
The people of the north are really educationally deprived.
But the video funny sha and of a higher quality than that of the VP which seems to have be made with a Nokia 3310

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Politics / Re: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by DJInfluence: 4:25pm On Sep 13
See talk oh, affected bawo? When was the last time he bought fuel with his own personal money?
When was the last time he joined fuel queue?
This people needs curses from our ancestors.

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Politics / Re: Kogi: PDP Suspends Dino Melaye Over Anti-party Activities by DJInfluence: 10:30am On Sep 13
What of Wike?
Is he above the party.
Celebrities / Re: "Don’t Leave Your Husband Because He Cheated” – Laura Ikeji by DJInfluence: 9:18am On Sep 13
helinues:
Did you marry your husband to be cheating on you?

Chai, some of our ladies have lost self respect for themselves.

Why she no kuku add that abusive ladies should continue staying in the marriage until....

Eish
It's a societal issue not just that the ladies have lost self respect. Unless a lady decides to live alone because every 2nd man will cheat. So, how many men should she leave? The society doesn't see anything wrong in a man cheating compared to a cheating woman. And the society is ok with a man marrying many wives.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Funny Teacher Vacancy: Degree 26000 Naira by DJInfluence: 5:51pm On Sep 12
Biodun556:
cool
lol. The owner of that school must be a school cert holder.

After seeing this I can't help but ask myself, what's the point in getting a degree in school?
Better to borrow money to start a hawking business than earn 18k or 26k monthly.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Used His Campaign Team To Defraud LP - Arabambi by DJInfluence: 8:46am On Sep 12
Elu Pee. The only party with more than 3 factions. Which faction does this dude represent?

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Politics / Re: IGP Orders Arrest & Investigation Of Officer Seen Making Political Comments (vid by DJInfluence: 8:41am On Sep 12
This police officer get mind ohh. Imagine granting am interview to a TV station and the confident with which he spoke about a sitting governor.

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Politics / Re: Court grants 10 #EndBadGovernance Protesters #100million Bail by DJInfluence: 4:59am On Sep 12
That's one shameless judge. I pray that the judge and his or her children know no peace and suffers worst fate than these innocents protesters.
What stops the judge from dismissing the case for lack of merits. We all know the police's case has no merit or evidence of treason.
If the protesters have 500k will they even go out to protests bad governance? Now setting bail for 10m. Wicked judge.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by DJInfluence: 4:45am On Sep 12
OLAADEGBU:
People are saying BIG WIN tonight!
Newsmax and C-SPAN? You're kidding yourself only. A far right, in short a very very far right news organisation, that's where you are getting your poll results from. You funny die.
Politics / Re: I Just Bought 5 Liters Of Fuel For N10,000 Federal Government-nigerian Man Cries by DJInfluence: 5:44pm On Sep 11
Can't be true. What does he need the fuel for so bad that he's spending 10k for 5 liters?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by DJInfluence: 5:37pm On Sep 11
deji17:

Burnt beyond recognition.. grin
Exactly, and the best part, when she talks, she looked at him making him aware that she was addressing or referring to him but he was so chicken to look at her when he spoke.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by DJInfluence: 5:23pm On Sep 11
Lol. That's the only thing the MAGAs want use attack her after debate. Trump was incinerated by Harris.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Nigeria’s Donald Trump – Tinubu's Aide, Temitope Ajayi by DJInfluence: 4:56pm On Sep 11
General Tinubu aide speaking if una no listen, dem go arrest una come charge una of treasons.
Politics / Re: Shettima Promises Maiduguri Flood Victims 50 Trucks Of Rice by DJInfluence: 9:58am On Sep 11
Our politicians are empty headed. What's bag of rice going to solve? Where are they going to cook it and with what?

Instead of providing camps, temp shelter and medications. All they know how to do is share rice all the time.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Hamman: I was Not A Tinubu Supporter, I Proudly voted For Kwankwaso by DJInfluence: 5:27am On Sep 11
I no understand how some people dey reason. So assuming say I supported BAT during last election. So, I am not allowed to change my mind after seeing he's not performing well?

All these insults no make any sense to me. People can change their mind when the man they voted for turns out to be incompetent. No need to insult them for realising it, instead you encourage them. That's the only way for others feeling the same way to come out too.
Properties / Re: How Much Do You Think Someone Can Spend On This I Pass My Neighbour Budget by DJInfluence: 5:18am On Sep 11
Lalami3232:
How dare you call this kind of house "I pass my neighbor" nowadays. Oga, if you know the amount wey you go take build this kind house now, you go shock. You go even shock pass person wey marry non-virgin a.k.a borehole and discover say the first pikin no be he own. Show some respect to that house, oga. If men wey marry non-virgins still dey fit respect them, why won't you show some respect to this edifice.....
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall
lol. Wetin Virgin and non virgin do you?
Celebrities / Re: Portable Slaps A Pastor Who Was Preaching At His Bar by DJInfluence: 5:15am On Sep 11
CommonSense1967:
I don't support violence in this kinds of situations but these Yahoo Yahoo conm3n using Christianity or any other religion to scam gullible Nigerians deserve to be treated like scammers that they are.
One idiot was coming to the front of my gate to preach some useless trash early in the morning. I came downstairs and warned him that next time he tries that shit, I I'll destroy his speakers and microphone. I also told him that I will find his house and come to blast my own religious sermons at 2am in the morning on a daily basis.
The mumu never tried it again and we actually became friends in the Estate. No one will disturb me with their religious sermons. I don't need anyone to talk to God. Me slef get mouth
You sure say na your friend? Because you called him idiot and mumu in the same write up. Or you mean acquittance or maybe somebody you tolerate by responding when he greets you?
Education / Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by DJInfluence: 9:47pm On Sep 09
enemyofprogress:
you've been noticed. Now go and play with your toys
lol. You just burned a grown ass man. You wicked.

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