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Literature / Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by djteewhy: 2:02pm On Mar 17, 2013
oh boy i don read am finish oooo...your head dey there thanks bro...from UKRAINE
Literature / Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by djteewhy: 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2013
FLow, you funny dieee, you be very talented writer and you could make lots of Nigerian youths start reading again, hin pain me sey i no dey 9ja now, whe i reach we fit hook up sha, one love bro from RUSSIA
flow1759: Rats!!!...............two big rats ran out of my cupboard, there were as big as a cat. "so na rat nahim wake me from that bad dream?" i asked myself as i grabed my broom ready for battle. I struck the cupboard and they ran out, i struck again at them, missing, they ran fast to hide close to my bed. I saw them climbing the wall as i struck again hiting the one behind making it fall on my head, as it fell on my head, i couldn't help but "speak in tongues" in a loud voice.

I lèft my door open for them to run out but they didn't. The one i struck at didn't die but ran back to the cupboard. Now with the two rats in different hiding places, i decided to go after the one at the cupboard. I struck at the cupboard again making the rat run out to my direction, as i felt it touch my legs, i "spoke in tongues" again adding "Swahili" this time. I fell like an "iroko tree" making an "earthquaking" effect on the floor. "wetin dey happen there, Flow u dey ok?" Ilorin asked from his room, "i dey ok oh" i lied.

"abi dem send this two rat to come kill me, dem fit b winch oh?" i asked myself as i stood up heading to the direction of the one on the wall; hiding behind my curtain. I struck and it ran to join the other one at the cupboard, i ran after it with fury not knowing that i had steped on the "okro" soup on the floor. I sliped off dancing "Micheal Jackson break dance" and.................. Gbam! i fell like a "bag of beans". "make una come help me oh, i don die oh!!" i shouted at the top of my voice as i saw the two rats ran out of the open door...................
Romance / Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by djteewhy: 11:59pm On Mar 11, 2013
I sure say na de poster babe gangan get yam legs ebat
cheryve: Cut the leg, cook it and eat it.
Family / Re: Sweet Things About Your Mom That Make You Smile? by djteewhy: 1:53pm On Mar 09, 2013
the awkward momemnt when you write a long comment and nobody likes it cheesy
Tolexander: When i was young, probably when i was a baby. Mum would call a girl which was a year younger than me her daughter inlaw jokingly anytime she is passing with her mum in front of our house after the gurls mum and mine had finished greeting themselves.
I asked mum one day why she calls the gurl her daughter inlaw and she said that the gurl is my wife cos the gurl and i did play when we were babies.
When we grew up that was what i used to asked the gurl out cos mum had already parted the red sea with her word and created a way for me to get to the promise land.
Mum! Can't helped but smile anytime i recollect this.

There are these words of comfort and encouragement she always give me.
''every cloud has a silver lining'' and
''life is not too small to create a friendship neither is it to big to create enmity''.

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Religion / Re: Funny Stories Pastors Tell In Church by djteewhy: 12:50pm On Mar 08, 2013
Yes, i see sense in what this guy says but i do not think the pastor's story about the armed robbers is direct, who would understand would understand
lecturerdabo: Yes I ve heard that story and also believe it is possible cos God works in mysterious ways that is why His ways are not our ways.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The 25 Most Miserable Places In The World by djteewhy: 3:40am On Feb 24, 2013
Nigerians are immigrating to theses so called miserable countries, that makes Nigeria te defination of Miserable
Foreign Affairs / Re: The 25 Most Miserable Places In The World by djteewhy: 3:36am On Feb 24, 2013
rakumiii: I have to say I was really shocked when I didnt see Nigeria on thie list. I wonder if someone payed someone to remove Nigeria from the list.
Literature / Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by djteewhy: 1:40am On Feb 23, 2013
Flow i dey feel you die, from Russia...my eyes dey red now with my weed (crital kush) i dey tell your story to my russian friends transltaing to them, them wan laff die

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