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Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Ugly Girls And Vice Versa by djtommy(m): 7:24pm On Mar 07, 2015
DDeliverer:
Honestly, I've noticed this pattern...and it scares me!

I can't settle for anything ugly angry



Loool
You this ugly dude wink
Politics / Re: President Idriss Deby of Chad Announces Location Of Boko Haram Leader by djtommy(m): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
kastonkastrol:
I hope gej can learn one or two things from the gallant, competent chad president... Just look at how idris derby is threatening shekau unlike gej that once called shekau his brother....

looooool ....,yea, well said.
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S6 & S6 Edge Officially Unveiled (Pictures) by djtommy(m): 9:39pm On Mar 01, 2015
Barselonia:
team tecno..... still rocking my tecno.... F7... still doing d same function
bro did you just type that .....how can you say they have same functions,you must definately be high on something when you typed that,you expect something you bought for 1k to do the same thing a 10k is doing ....a samsung will always be 10x better than tecno ....tecno is not something you should be that proud in such a way.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by djtommy(m): 5:01pm On Feb 27, 2015
professore:
White and gold
say GOD??!! ...damn, this is serious
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by djtommy(m): 4:46pm On Feb 27, 2015
Haaa ....wait o i dont seems to understand whats actually going on, as at the time i am posting this comment na blue and black i dey see o, i cant find white,gold,purple or green ...maybe the image is having some effects that is making some people white, gold or purple or it is not only this pic people are seeing o
Phones / Re: Blackberry Curve 4 Or Bold 4 by djtommy(m): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2015
Fraih:


Just d screen?
Wat other issues
i mean it has a li2 internal crack which does not allow the screen to display
Phones / Re: Blackberry Curve 4 Or Bold 4 by djtommy(m): 1:06pm On Jan 07, 2015
Fraih:
Hmmmm

Where me is tired of bb and wana switch to android, another wana switch to bb......

Op, abi make we just do trade by barter?
Two curve 4 here, white anD black,any1 u'll like for ur android
Both are in perFect conditions....
wink
smile ...my andriod is not in good condition, the screen is broken it is samsung galaxy sII, buh you might still want to swap
Phones / Re: Blackberry Curve 4 Or Bold 4 by djtommy(m): 9:06pm On Jan 06, 2015
nurey:
My brother please stay away from that curve4 with EDGE it is hot, with 3G, it will start boiling if you do mistake tether it using its mobile hotspot and or downloading with it, it will melt. But you can buy curve7 instead bold4 has no mobile hotspot.

I use glo bis on my vodafone branded curve7 to connect to my pc and I use a software on my pc to tether the connection to my tab and other friends
Thanks a lot
Phones / Re: Blackberry Curve 4 Or Bold 4 by djtommy(m): 5:48pm On Jan 06, 2015
Basildvalour:

Battery life and ruggedness, durability and strength, I'll advice u go for Bold4
thanks for the comment
Phones / Blackberry Curve 4 Or Bold 4 by djtommy(m): 5:43pm On Jan 06, 2015
Please i need advice i want to stop using andriod and switch to a blackberry due to maintaince and i do subscribe #2500 which is quite much for me ,so i want know which one is preferable in terms of durability and work fuctions ..thanks
Romance / Re: I Saw Indecency In A Lady's Phone. by djtommy(m): 2:21pm On Dec 30, 2014
Umm ...its been a long while that i watched indecency, buh it do help you will get to learn new styles ..funniest thing all this baes are claiming they dnt have it and they dnt use to watch it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment 2014/2015 Is Out by djtommy(m): 6:04am On Dec 08, 2014
The exercise is starting today, please what is the time?
Career / Re: Advice. Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise 2014. by djtommy(m): 8:34pm On Dec 07, 2014
The exercise is starting tomorrow, please did anyone knows the time when the exercise is starting?
Education / Re: Strange Moon Colour !!!!!!! by djtommy(m): 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2014
Thats true o i also observe it ...let me try and upload the picture i snapped



Its not too clear ,but this is it.

Career / Re: Advice. Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise 2014. by djtommy(m): 10:31am On Dec 04, 2014
agtbulksms:
You don't need to have any knowledge about swimming before enlisting into the Navy. Its the duty of the Navy to train you on how to swim. For the upcoming screening exercise that wil take place frm 8-12 Dec there will be no physical training. Physical training will be done after the screening exercise. The screening exercise consist of CREDENTIAL SCREENING AND MINOR MEDICAL TEST. Then successful candidates will go for the final screening which involved physical exercise at NIGERIAN NAVY BASIC TRAINING SCHOOL at porthacourt

please i need the past questions

whatsapp: 09095480473
Career / Re: Advice. Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise 2014. by djtommy(m): 9:35pm On Dec 03, 2014
LordPherule:


Pls how can I get the past questions.

please i also need the past questions
whatsapp: 09095480473
Career / Re: Advice. Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise 2014. by djtommy(m): 10:00am On Nov 28, 2014
LordPherule:
Pls i also need info on this, my sister is applying.
Is the pq available?
Is there gonna be training session after exam?
What skills are required apart from swimming?

Is swimming part of the exercise?!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by djtommy(m): 5:20pm On Nov 27, 2014
Lol ..obontami is forming a ill rapper/ .Em not suprise y'all putting on a diper/ .my lines dnt gym buh its the heavy weight/ .mess with me i promise u gonna loose weight/
Career / Re: Advice. Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise 2014. by djtommy(m): 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2014
Please, i also need a serious advice on this ,cuz i am about to apply for it
Rap Battles / Re: ***battle Of The Immortals [bloody Rematch!!!] -- Giyazz Vs Iamaromolaeran*** by djtommy(m): 7:30pm On Nov 21, 2014
Darkrebel:
#Keys
* We all Know how Giyazz front Teeth are.
* the name of Giyazz girlfriend is Charity.
* we all know bout' Giyazz sister.

*Leggo





Giyazz should have cowered....chickened and Ran/ but since the coward.... Insisted we Rap/ so listen to facts/ as i discuss G's 'teeth'...that's filthy and Crap/ plus that space in between....is the reason we laugh/ cos it always reminds us....of "English Class-work" ...... "Fill in the gap"!! /

And if Giyazz swerves......or drifts to my zone/ then to his g.f's 'house'....i ll' bring in them chromes/
Ruin her rotor cuff.....when am twisting her bones/
And from her 'Crib' alone.....i ll' start slitting his Ho/..for its written and known/...that the name "Charity" ..... "Begins at Home"!! /

Like yazidi women....he ll' be rraped with words......
Before I pull his beards/ and he ll' lose his strength/ when Amanda's conjured...with this flagrant brash....and reeling text/ so as to prove in depth/ that just like his Sis....Giyazz career....is as good as dead/

You ll" see "Justice League" ....if this shrimp forgot that/ i had killed him before....with flints and cutlass/
Call me "Green Lantern" ....when am Ripping the numb hag/ or i ll' morph to that Hero...... "that sprints on track fast" / or i ll' abduct the "Captain" ...and make G 'remember'....without giving him "Flash" back!! /

I ll' leave Mazi Dazed/ then detach the fake/ and if he dares to "Question" ....i ll' slash his face/ with sparkling blades/ then give him the "Answer" ……like "Frank Idohu" .... "After the Commercial Break" !!/

And for acclaiming he's Manager....he ll' be pierced in his scalp/ when i ransack his office...to leave tears in his calf/ cos reason he's Manager....is cos he's been managing a Shirt....for a Year and a Half !!/

I ll" shape shift to "Wrongturn"
Then barge in G's "Shop"....on Monday Night/ to buy a sprite....with Cornflakes and/ some pancake,Pies/
Then move to the counter....with a bomb raised high/ and when Giyazz says hello....i ll' let my gun say Hi/....then you ll' see Giyazz plead...like " "Wrong" Abeg, "Wrong" Abeg"...fore' i bonk the dumb Ape's eyes/ then tell him "Customers"....."Are always Right " !!/

And while he preached litanies/ I dey shark Shepe....and sniff Canibis/
Drygin, Schnapps....i was sipping em' drinks/
So if Giyazz tempt me....i go pour "Alomo" for him eye.....till he Weeps "Bitterly" /

And If this herd man....that should be moving them cattle/ tries making the News...he ll' be duly dismantled/ fore' i throw a fist....that ll' leave him "below screen".....like "Movie Subtitles"!!/
You ll' see me blight this swine/ murk and crack his spine/ then turn him to letter "N" .....fore' he's shattered and/  "Slashed horizontally" ....till giyazz looking.....like the "Naira Sign"!!! (₦)

And 'Motorists' will hail....me as Frankenstein/ for i ll' control the 'road'... when I plank this Ant/ paint him "Red,yellow,green" …….have him Clamped with fangs/ then "hang him in the street".... "Human Traffic Light"!!!

So Tag me a "Teacher"....once i hold this cane/ its to choke this lame/
Till Giyazz death.... "will bring his Parents to School".....like its "Open Day" !!/

So accept your fate/ know your mum blew my "flute"....and pecked my Nape/ but if this lifeless Gay/ says a girl blew his "Trumpet" ....it must be that "Angel" ....on "Judgement Day"!! /
And since G...is so far from the Lord/ i ll' correct the pagan....flip him over the board/ till his shoulders are hurt/
Then stitch G's Heart.....to a "Verse last part" ......now he's "Closer" to God !!!/

i'm jusing seeing this ...Nice one rebel
Travel / Re: Nigeria Excluded From List Of UK Fast Track Visa Partners by djtommy(m): 5:49pm On Nov 18, 2014
cool
Politics / Re: 16 Years Old Boy Given Life Sentence For Murder Over £90 Bike Row by djtommy(m): 5:47pm On Nov 18, 2014
cool
Music/Radio / Re: Where Are Nigerian Idol Winners? by djtommy(m): 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2014
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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash : Inkblood Vs Mikuz by djtommy(m): 4:11pm On Nov 16, 2014
Ink:


see mik will be the victim of a deluded tragedy/
as i kidnapped hiswife and kids, just cause this dude dared battle me/
then poison them withradioactive isotopes.. And give him back his nuclear family/

with ease i'll run round this negro/
he aint from the civilised world, he's from a small town in imo/
where they lackcomputers, but when istart trouble, shooting, he'llrun to sleep, andshut down his windows!/

Nice!
Romance / Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by djtommy(m): 9:13pm On Nov 15, 2014
24in7:
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Baba ..abeg you fit sell half a plot for me
Fashion / Re: Why Are Nigerian Tailors So Unreliable? by djtommy(m): 7:11pm On Nov 14, 2014
Why should people be bring up such a post like this sad

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