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Properties / Re: The Real Cost Of Building A 6 Bedroom Duplex (reloaded) by djungle(m): 5:14am On Feb 21, 2012
^^That's a nice looking structure you got up there.

I am planning to build me a home of about six bedroom duplex somewhere in Anambara state. Do you happen to know a professional architect that can do the plan? If yes, about how much do you think it will cost me?
Properties / Re: Future Architectural Designs (check it out what do u think nairalander ) by djungle(m): 12:39pm On Oct 21, 2011
^^ That last one scares the crap out of me wink It's fucki#g beautiful.
Properties / Re: Building A Luxury Block Of Flats: Day-to-day Updates (with pictures) by djungle(m): 4:25am On Oct 21, 2011
LadyT:

WOW what a thread.

But can I ask why these strange colour themes red for a kitchen

The builder was clearly out of his depth
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Another wacko! Why not shut the hell up or better still, mind your damn business.
Properties / Re: Omo-Onile Syndrome: Cancer Ravaging South-West Nigeria by djungle(m): 7:23am On Oct 18, 2011
lawyer:

I would really like Eko Ile to talk about this since he seems to defend the actions of everything done under an AC Governed state is good. tongue

Lagos state is definately the worst in this regard and its from lagos other states copy this bad habit and there is no step to control it one bit; infact its being '. For example signing of Form 1c before you do your governors consent is another way to legalize omonile to pay N50,000 to N1Million depending on the area because without that Form 1c and the signature of the Omonile, you cannot process your documents. Before Tinubu came into power processing your Governor's consent wasn't that difficult and recourse to Omoniles was almost non existent. Yes the occassional N10,000 or N20,000 to the youths to be welcomed into the community was the norm but under Tinubu now passed to Fashola's government, Omonile is now a hydra headed Monster more especially in Lekki/Ajah today.

Virtually every indigene whether he came as a settler or a visitor to that area is now an Omonile to extort money for building and nobody can stop them. It emanated from the free hand given to Area boys to tackle lagosians without any form of repercussion because Tinubu needed the area boys for his political firm grip of lagos, gradually to make it more official and make them leave the streets,they switched to being emperors over landed matters to build. You have no idea how horrible this thing is.

You buy a land lets say 1Million, you pay omonile separately for the receipt e.g N50,000, You pay for fencing separately lets say N50,000 (Something that should be your legal right to protect your property), you pay for Foundation ranging from N100,000 and above, You pay for decking ranging from N100,000 and above, you pay for roofing again ranging from N100,000 and above, your forced to use their own community people to supply the building materials, supply the workers and still pay constant homage to the baale of the place by bringing him brown envelopes and that doesnt stop them from still conniving to re-sale your land and the whole process starts agains with another buyer. How much then did you buy the land and how much have you paid to Omonile and you havent sorted out legal fees, agency fees, survey plan, building plan approval, C/O or Governor's consent fees? How can anybody tell me that Lagos is working when it comes to landed matters and every Nigerian's right to own land peacefully?

The whole aim to keep the so called lagosians bloody rich and hold the political force intact. There are so many millionaires made in Lagos for no reason apart from waking up in the morning to collect omonile fees and drive big SUVs and worst of most of them are stark illiterates and its not fair whether you are an AC Supporter or Not. It started from that Tinubu war cry the ' LAND IS OUR OIL IN LAGOS' and that awoke the greed in land owners and the omoniles to skim people dry and they are exporting a very very very bad thing and precedent to the rest of Nigeria.

For example a lot of people decided to go outside Lagos such as Agbara, Ibafo, Mowe etc to buy lands so that they may be free of the scourage of Omoniles that is rampant in Lagos, not when you meet an Omonile in those places they are now competiting with Lagos Omoniles and they always make reference to the Omoniles in Lagos that they learnt it from there and hereto before you wouldnt pay anything more than N10,000 OR N20,000 to appease the community.

In my own opinion, the best way to check mate this thing is to first cancel the Form 1c that gives the omonile the mandatory power to sign as a seller. If a seller decides to resell his land to another person and the new seller sells it to another person, there should be no reason to go back to the omoniles to sign over and over again the deeds and Form 1c. This avenue of siphoning money is killing the land buyers in lagos and the government is encouraging this this so that the omonile gets money and Alausa taxes them. Its so strange that Ogun state Next door never had a Form 1c style to process their documents years back now they have copied Lagos hook line and sinker and Omonile problems are rising tremendously and i expect this complains to be rife through out the south west anytime soon.

Also deeds of assignments could also act as the official reciept. The fact that omoniles know lagosians reduce the cost of the price the land in their deeds to avoid excess billing during the assesment of their Consent or C/O is giving the Omoniles another free hand to fleece the buyer. Government knows about it, the staffs in Alausa and NTDA know about this. So there is no denying that this is an official conspiracy despite one commissioner or Government official paying lip service that this shouldnt be done and is illegal.

Also paying Omonile for foundation, roofing etc is very very illegal and its borderline tresspass where the police has a right to step in when someone violently prevents another from going about his daily business. Here i have spoken to so many cops about this and they tell me the reason they cant stop them is because of order from above to leave Omoniles because Government has accepted its the culture of the community for you to pay them. (What rubbish Talk!!!! angry) Omoniles were virtually hiding under ground during the Military era. Who revived them from their slumber and gave them a new breathe of life to milk people blind and go unpunished? I remember vividly how Raji rasaki dealt with the so called Omonile in Maroko then and they went extinct now before you attempt to buy land in Lagos save at least N500,000 TO SETTLE OMONILE, MONEY THEY DID NOT WORK FOR OR DESERVE BUT JUST BECAUSE THE STATE GOVERNMENT HAS ACCEPTED AND HAS GIVEN THEM THE FULLY BACKING TO RIP PEOPLE OFF.

If truely the Lagos State Government wants to stop Omonile activities, do you think it will cost them anything to do so and do you think they wont crush this menace under 1 week if they really want to do so? But because they are also benefitting from it thats why its rampant and am sorry to say to future buyers this scourge is here to stay until Tinubu who encouraged it and his cohorts have a change of heart to reverse this evil fleecing of Nigerians who have chosen to call Lagos their home

Thank you Lawyer, FINALLY a sensible reply.
Properties / Re: Omo-Onile Syndrome: Cancer Ravaging South-West Nigeria by djungle(m): 7:09am On Oct 18, 2011
Seunn11:

Ibos are the problem of the black nations. In south Africa, they are into drug, violation, cannibalism among other crimes;
in ghana: kidnapping, robbery, scam, rituals, cannibalism, prostitution;
in kenya: same as above;
in libya: drug, cannibalism, robbery, mercineries;
in gambia: robbery gallore;
botswana: drug, human trafficking, ritual, cannibalism;
that is to just list a few african countries.
In US: wife-killing, robbery, credit card scam, modern day slavery in form of human trafficking, ritual, drug, pirated cd etc;
in india: cannibalism, murder in order to remove and sell vital organs such as kidney, prostitution, drug etc;
in indonesia: drug, pirated cd, male prostitution;
in china: as above;
in northern europe: drug, scam, ritual, murder, wife-killing etc;
in italy and southern europe: prostitution, murder for vital organ (MDVO), money laundering.
Everywhere they go, they leave sorrow, tears, blood, disharmony, discord, gnashing of teeth, destruction and suspicion.
They are pest. They need a final solution

If you have no sensible reply to the issue being discussed, why don’t you and other trolls like you that have nothing to offer property section take your rant elsewhere, instead of spilling nonsense and diatribe.
Properties / Re: Architectural Designs For Nairalanders Who Want To Build by djungle(m): 4:30am On Sep 27, 2011
Wow. What can I say - FANTASTIC job Ihebrooke
Romance / Re: Blood Convenant All Because Of Love by djungle(m): 10:50am On Nov 22, 2010
maingate1:

a very close friend of mine is contemplatn blood convenant all in the name of luv.dis is wat d lady wants from him as a quarantee. please your advice is highly needed here


She's immature and not ready for a relationship.
Romance / Re: Ladies How Would You React When A Younger Guy Approaches You? by djungle(m): 10:23am On Nov 22, 2010
GNS202:

unhm! I once dated a gal who happened to be 27 while i was 18 then, though she got married 2yrs ago, but still invite me over. I ve ignored her cos i can't bleep a married woman. To be continue,

GNS202:

I wont lie, dis lady has been so supportive to me while i was still an under graduate, but the point is that she is ,married, On different occasion she booked an hotel for us to meet, claiming DAT i was the only man that knows her deep shocked shocked shocked. now she has three children which i don't knew if i was responsible for lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. She told me that her little boy look like me, and the daughter. to be continue,

Please stop contradicting yourself! On your first post, you claimed you turned down her sexual advances to you; because you didn't want to commit adultery. On the second post you claimed and I quote: 'she has three children which I don't know if I was responsible for.' How could you father three children with a woman you had not been sleeping with?
Romance / Re: She Refuses To Wash His Clothes by djungle(m): 2:45am On Nov 22, 2010
indie22:

I would gladly do my man's laundry, its not such a big deal chucking a pile of clothes in the washing machine or carting them off to the drycleaners and even tidy up his home, afterall it'll be my home as well and I really hate to see filthy clothes strewn all over the place,

And I won't be doing it because I want him to think I'm "wife material" it'll be because that's what comes natural for me to do,

Is that your pic on your profile? I think I'm in love wink
Romance / Re: Women Can Be Funny! Mind Games? by djungle(m): 3:03pm On Nov 11, 2010
gbenga007:

I knew her previous records eventho she feigns a prayer warrior in my room nowadays. I donno but sorry to say: Woman can be more evil (sic) than man wud. She used to be a coded LovePeddler tho' she wudnt know i was in the know.

She doesn’t want you to think that she’s being too eager or highly promiscuous- hence the sudden change in her behavior.

gbenga007:

A female frnd of mine called to stay at my place for some days which i obliged - unconditionally - and due to the fact that her room was submerged in water. I came back from church the second day to see her eventually flirting with me which culminated into romance only. She was relieved though.I expected the whole thing to grow with time BUT to my surprise, She never allowed me again, saying it just happened. This is her 5th day NOW. I begged to let mine "just" happen but she could only plead i pretend to forget the whole scene. Honestly i had nuffin in mind init BUT she woke me up. Is she playing mind games or what? Your candid advice will do, to overcome OR fall into this temptation.

If she isn't into you, then she just isn't.
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by djungle(m): 5:55am On Sep 09, 2010
^^ Please, do not quote me wrong. I advised blessaff to invest in "companies IN consumer staples, food production, defense, energy…" There is nowhere in my post I mentioned ‘Defense being listed on the NSE’. Companies that are involved in defense (like Northrop Grumman) may not be listed on the NSE, but I believe a lot of them are listed on the NYSE. After all, the title of this thread is “STOCK MARKET TIPS FOR NIGERIANS”.  And not “STOCK MARKET TIPS FOR NIGERIANS THAT WANT TO INVEST IN NIGERIA”.
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by djungle(m): 8:27am On Sep 07, 2010
blessaff:

What is the best company someone can invest in

Look for solid companies in consumer staples, food production, defense, energy and other sectors that produce goods and services that are essential.
Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2009
Chrysler

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2009
Chrysler 300 Limousine

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:44pm On Dec 26, 2009
Chrysler

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:42pm On Dec 26, 2009
Chrysler

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2009
lincoln

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:36pm On Dec 26, 2009
lincoln

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 10:34pm On Dec 26, 2009
Benz

Nairaland / General / 2012 by djungle(m): 12:40am On Dec 26, 2009
I have heard different stories on how humanity will end. From the Bible predictions of the rapture and the Antichrist, to Nostradamus's prediction of the Planet Comet, I have heard theories and see evidence of our civilization coming to an end. However, the most striking of these prophecies lies in the predictions of an ancient, but highly sophisticated Mayan calendar. The Mayans and their esteemed calendar have gained a lot of popularity. The Mayan Calendar put forth that the end of the world would take place some time in winter solstice 2012. As per the Mayan calendar, a month had 20 days, a year had 360 days, a Katun was a span of 7200 days and a baktun was that of 144,000 days. Now, coming to their prediction, the world is to last for exactly 13 baktun cycles. That would make it 1,872,000 days. Their calendar started on 3114-AUG-13 BCE with the birth of Venus. After calculation, it was found that the world would end in 2012. The Mayan calendar is known for its accuracy in predictions. It predicted "the rise of White Man Gods from the Sea", on March 5th 1519, which was the exact date of the rise of Cortes and his Conquistadors from the waters. So coming to my question, is the world going to end in 2012? What do you think and feel about these times and what may be in store for us? I want to hear from you.
Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 9:35pm On Dec 25, 2009
^^ Thanks Babe.
Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 1:19am On Dec 24, 2009
Ferrari Limousine

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 1:16am On Dec 24, 2009
Hummer

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 1:15am On Dec 24, 2009
Hummer

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 1:12am On Dec 24, 2009
Chrysler

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2009
konfessor:

yeeeee! i'm drooling ooooo! what's with that long earthwormlike car?yuck!

That's actually the longest super stretch limousine in the world. Total length is 100 feet (more than 30 meters). It has 26 tires, room for a lot of passengers, a heated Jacuzzi, sun deck, swimming pool, a few beds and… a helipad! It's not street legal. It is used as an "eye catcher" for grand openings, and special events.
Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 4:06pm On Dec 23, 2009
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Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 5:57am On Dec 23, 2009
Classic Wave Limousine

Car Talk / Re: Nairaland Auto Show- With Pictures. by djungle(m): 5:55am On Dec 23, 2009
Limo

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