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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Bathes Female Church Members In Basin During Crossover Service In Ghana by DKM123: 2:57pm On Jan 02, 2022
So you people can't see that this is a skit.

If I talk about the low IQ of lots of nairalanders now, you will say I have come again.
FamilyRe: My Wife Poisoned My Mother With Salt by DKM123: 10:53am On Jan 02, 2022
Grown up men and women who bring their family matter to nairaland that is full of touts and agberos and teenage boys, how do you do it?!


Anyway, divorce her for cooking for your mum the same food the family eats thinking that it's no big deal. Then start a new marriage and find that perfect woman..... This is the advice you crave and this is the advice you will get.
CrimeRe: Fashion Designer Stabs Man To Death In Ogun (Photo) by DKM123: 5:25pm On Dec 31, 2021
So the thief stole from his boss and decided to lodge all this fellow thief friends and squander a mere #600k. His fellow thief stole from the money and he was pained forgetting that his stolen money was stolen..
Fashion designer is trying to settle the two thieves and received a big blow on the mouth. She broke bottle and in anger stabbed the main thief.


Hehehe! Karma is a bit...ch. The money literally killed him.
Las las, the bar owner swore death by ayelala and the fashion designer Unfortunately was the one the spirits chose to kill the thiffy thiffy jankoliko.
RomanceRe: When Your Ex Says, You'll Never Find Someone Like Me, How Do You Respond by DKM123: 7:20am On Dec 29, 2021
I am sure it's a fantastic and awesome prayer for ladies who date nairaland boys. I mean, do you see the way this Nigerian men reason where it concerns women? Haaa!

They should say a very big Amen and seal the prayer with bitterkola and schnapps for the ancestors. Then go date men who have even the least bit teeny weeny respect for women.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested For Online Romance Scams In Cambodia by DKM123: 7:10am On Dec 29, 2021
Photo of a Nigerian MAN!
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 7:08am On Dec 29, 2021
Freedom34:
Omomo, I say ur papa sef nor fit say mammi wata nor dey, talkless of ystdy pikin like u. E nor fit walahi.

Nevertheless, u are forgiven nwokem.....sin no more!
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Hahaha! Old f.ool, I say your pikin no fit da.ft like you to think say woman dey turn to scourbion fish. Your sins are not forgiven. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 8:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
Hehehehehe.....good say u know dt.
Ur pàppa sef nor fit tork say mammi wata na myth. E nor fit!


Forgiveness don overshadow u, nwokem , sin no more!
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Kikiki! Your pikin no fit dumb enough to say human being dey turn to Titus fish. Lngkm! This is so hilarious! Hahaha!

So you sef be pikin las las with this one you dey do. Hahahahaha! I ready do this pikin play for the next one year as pikin wey I be. Lmao! Next time you see my mention, you go Waka pass! Anuofia.
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 4:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
Nwokem, hehehehehe......izit ya pikin? grin
I say ya 'pappa' sef nor fit open mouth yarn dust say mammi nor exist talk less of omomo like u!
Taaaaaa!!

Forgiveness has bn casted on u.....sin no more biko!
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Hehehehe! I follow you drag your pikin before?! I say your pikin sef no fit dey reason say woman dey turn to fish.... E fit no mumu like you. Lngkm! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 4:19pm On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
At least ur papa (4 church) NPR fit open e mouth tork say mammi wata nor exist.
Na d koko be DT.

U are still forgiven nwokem.......sin no more biko.
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At least, I hope say your pikin for house no dey reason backwards like you say the im mama fit be titus fish. Lmao!
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 4:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
Omomo I say ur spiritual papa sef nor fit open e mouth tork say Mami wata no dey, torkless of ystdy pikin like u.


Sin no more nwoke, u r forgiven
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Old papa, I say wake up from your delusions say woman dey turn to fish. Na so craze dey take start. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Malami: It’s Long I Heard About Attacks In Markets, Worship Places by DKM123: 1:41pm On Dec 28, 2021
No be same una been dey do the attacks?
FamilyRe: 19-Year-Old Boy Slaps, Beats His Grandmom Over Food In Lagos (Pix, Video) by DKM123: 1:40pm On Dec 28, 2021
FernandezPablo:
He might be a nairalander who have been listening to this dirty advice that wannabe redpillers give about women being worthless(** for the use of words).. undecided
This is what happens when you have no respect for women..he should be in jail for assault by now..
FamilyRe: Don't risk marriage with these set of people by DKM123: 1:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
Does this apply to the women too abi poster thinks nairaland is solely for Nigerian men?
Abi men do not possess all this negative qualities you posted? Anyway 99percent of nairalanders are men so I understand.
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 12:01pm On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
Nwokem, i say ur pastor dare not open his 32 to vomit d arrant nonsense of saying mammi wata/marine spiritd are myths.

Omomo, u are forgiven, sin no more!
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Old man, I say you are ret*arded to be saying that humans turn to fishes.
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 9:38am On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
Hehehehehe.............las-las u worship under a pastor shey?
Ur pastor dares not open his 32 to say mammi wata/marine spirits nor exist talk less an omomo like u!


Nwokem, u are forgiven......sin no more...
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It's like you are a little bit retar*ded... Worship under a pastor ko, worship under an imam ni. Oga, your fanatical and delusional fantasies of humans turning into fishes is arrant stewpidity, just admit it. That's the Koko. cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: FG Plans Fresh N12 Trillion Borrowing, Public Debt To Hit N50 Trillion By 2023 by DKM123:
Hahahahaha! See ehn, the best thing to do is laugh cos this country is a big mess. Those who foisted this contraption on us shall never have peace. This is why Tinubu must never smell that seat of power. He deserves to be cursed not elevated to the position of presidency.
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: 17 Months Enough To End Insecurity Before Buhari Leaves Office by DKM123: 5:50am On Dec 28, 2021
Oh, I guess he is waiting for an epiphany on how to end the insecurity maybe in a month or two before he is booted out of office. As for now, Nigerians can keep wallowing inside the terrible spate of kidnappings, killings and banditry while they await the spectacular miracle.....
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 5:44am On Dec 28, 2021
Freedom34:
Hehehehehe....u see why I always mention 'small pikin reasoning' when talking to u?
So u nor know say mammi wata/marine spirits are fallen angels/demons? grin
And u gather liver call ppl olodo/morón? grin. grin

The earlier DT 8yr old cuz of urs is yanked from u d better for him.

Which church do u attend biko?
Even ur daddy G.O cannot open his 32 and say "mammi wata/marine spirits do not exist" talk less of omomo like you!

Nevertheless, u are pardoned.
Goan sin no more nwokem!
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Hahhahaha! Olodo/slowpoke ... You think I worship Daddy GO and mummy GO like you do? Your parents are the ones who need to be pardoned for raising their child to think that Arial the little mermaid is a REALITY and now at old age is arguing with a stranger on the internet that mammy water and pappy water does exist... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Oga,Grow up and leave the world of fantasies behind.
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 10:34pm On Dec 27, 2021
Freedom34:
'Hypocritical' bcus u claim mami watas do not exist as (according to u) i'm yet to see them, but here u are calling on a God you urself are yet to see with your naked aiz.

You believe God Almighty - an invisible entity - exists even though u (and ur entire generation b4 you) are yet to see him but u dey carry vex bcus someone say demons/fallen angels/devil exist.
Isn't that contradictory and hypocritical'?


Sorry sey dt 'small pikin' part dey vex u biko, na bcus of ur contradictory/hypocritical reasoning.

Hehehehehe... u must've underestimated that 8 yr old cuz of urs.
I can bet my left ball say d boy knows devil/demons/fallen angels exist even if u - d elderly one - claim not to know.
That boy fit wise pass u o, ehn-ehn.

Once again, Nwokem, u r free, sin no more!
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Hahahahaha! I see what you are doing
Who is the hypocrite really? Who?! Lmao!

See how he is trying to twist the gist.
You carried your two left legs to my mention to wail that mammy water is real after I said they weren't and that was the issue but because shame dey catch you, you are now trying so HARD to make it about God, fallen angels and blablabla! Hahahahaha!

Does Arial, the little mermaid exist or not? You say it does ba? cheesy

Bros, just admit you are a mor...on for saying humans turn into fishes. Admit it! wink cheesy wink cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 10:00pm On Dec 27, 2021
Freedom34:
Hehehehehe.....small pikin sense wee nor key somborri

So u mean u are calling upon a 'God in heaven to punish ur enemies',,,d same Being whose existence u just denied as u can't see him?
Wonders!
grin grin

U never chi-chun-chin! grin grin
Sometimes one needs to go d extra mile to expose liars/hypocrites for who they are, inugo?

Nevertheless, U are forgiven, ñwoke, sin no more!
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Hahaha! You and your childish talk about "forgiving and sin no more" sha! Hypocrite cos I mentioned God?! Kikiki! You be real ozuolododo cheesy

Jokes apart though, It's ironic you keep talking about pikin sense, when even my 8year old cousin knows that little mermaid in her cartoon IS NOT REAL, yet an old imbecilic grown ass man is going through pains and turmoil wey dem no send am to prove that mammy water is real. You sef check am, who really get pikin sense! Reason am... cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 9:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
Freedom34:
Hehehehehe.... ma niqqa, so you know there is a God in heaven and u bn dey waste my time since morning.
Don't forget its The same God u cannot see o yet u are growing grey hairs at d thought of d existence of devil/demons/fallen angels.
Did d bible (u claim to believe) not tell u about them?
grin grin



To tell us say u be Christian hook u for mouth abi?
U can't say ur religion bcus of how stupid it will make u (and ur argument) look shey?
I understand!

U are forgiven, sin no more!
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Wait, whaaaat?!!! Lmao! So you painstakingly and gruelling went through my old post, labouring and suffering just to find where I ever mentioned God?! Buhahahahahaha!
So you did all this work without pay and all FOR WHAT? shocked

Oga, biko, GO AND GET A LIFE! If not for your mumu notifications I actually forget you EXIST immediately after I reply but you are busy researching me. Are you that miserable and lonely in real life?

So what if I mention God? Does that mean I am then daft like you to believe that humans turn into fishes? Bros, you no too get sense like that sha and I don't mean it as an insult.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy, Osas Osaretine Kills His Girlfriend, Elohor In Edo (Video) by DKM123: 6:44pm On Dec 27, 2021
Watch the nairaland morons leave the fact that someone committed the grave act of murder and insult the victim for being killed by a boy she thought she loved and who loves her. They will say she was dating him to live a lavish lifestyle but this osaretin is probably living in a one room face me I face you house.

Many Nigerian men are pure evul!
HealthRe: Boys & Girls Caught Taking meth In South-East (Video) by DKM123: 6:40pm On Dec 27, 2021
Who are the parents of this kids?! Smh!

Anyway, even though I think they deserve this punishment but doing this may further push them into taking more of this substance.
This are KIDS and posting them on the internet for making mistakes may actually ruin their lives to the extent that they will take succour in the same drugs you are disgracing them over.

If the end doesn't justify the means, then what is the point?
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 6:34pm On Dec 27, 2021
Freedom34:
Hehehehehe......small pikin sense.
Ngwa nah, tell us ur religion biko!
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As old as you are, you dey believe stories they tell little kids in their fantasy cartoons. undecided Your grey hair na waste.... old man wey get fish brain, no pun intended. grin
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 6:12pm On Dec 27, 2021
Freedom34:
Lolz.....
**How many demons have u seen in ur life? None?
**How many àngels have u seen in ur small time on earth? None?

Using ur 'analogy', As u've neither seen angels nor demons in ur life, dt means they do not exist, shey?

**What about God, have u ever set ur eyes on him b4? No? That means he too does not exist too abi?



Small time if them ask u for ur religion now, its either u say 'Christianity', 'Islam' or 'pagan'. Which one of these religions reject d existence of spirituality biko?

And u still get mouth call others morón/olodo?
Hian!
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How do you know I believe in all you listed above? You don't know yet you think you aren't moronic to start making a list for me... You probably also believe that Unicorns and dragons exist, I bet!

Come down to earth and stop believing that a mere mortal like you is a fish. You sound stewpid.
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 5:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
Freedom34:
Lolz....."Mami water is a myth"?
And u still have d guts to call others slowpoke?
Lolz!
Olodo! How many mammy water have you seen in your life asides the made up stories low IQ people like you swallow hook line and sinker.
CelebritiesRe: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by DKM123: 1:17pm On Dec 27, 2021
Lol! Fani Kayode is desperate to paint her in bad light cos he knows morons will fall for this light hearted private joke both of them were having and start calling her mammy water (which is a myth by the way) and then hate her.

Well , morons full this country, so it might work. Eg, the one who brought this to front page as news.
CelebritiesRe: Miracle Ikechukwu Ends Relationship With His Girlfriend by DKM123: 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2021
Mscheeew
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend In A Hotel In Ondo (Photo) by DKM123: 2:54pm On Dec 25, 2021
If the devilish Nigerian man was rich, evil nairalanders will say she deserves to be murdered for dating a rich man. See am na, She dated a poor Nigerian man yet was killed for rituals. All the ritual stories on front page are always perpetuated by poor Nigerian men. Tufiakwa!
FamilyRe: My Wife Kept Kids Hungry And Travelled To See Mum by DKM123: 5:00pm On Dec 24, 2021
You say she contributes nothing to your life yet you are acting like life is over for you and your kids cos she went to visit her sick mother for a few days.
How do you lament on Nairaland over the absence of someone that contributes nothing? You think it's beans to organize and cook EVERYDAY without break for a family with 4 kids. Then care for all 4 kids everyday without Leave or Transfer.

Some of you go to work in your AC office and sit down doing jobs that aren't that strenuous and are then paid salaries, then want to say you are doing everything and your wife at home is doing nothing.

Oya na, handle the home! It's NOTHING! Nonsense!
PoliticsRe: "We Will Not Abandon Our Promises:" Buhari's 2021 Christmas Message by DKM123: 4:29pm On Dec 24, 2021
Mscheeew
HealthRe: "Why My Husband Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon" - Wife (Video) by DKM123: 10:37am On Dec 18, 2021
neoclassical:
For those who are accusing the person that recorded the video why he did not rescue the deceased, are you guys blind to see that the guy was sitting in a dangerous position. Any attempt to hold him at that moment would have resulted in both the guy and the rescuer falling inside the lagoon. So unfortunate he died that way.
At the same time, I condemn early marriage in its entirety. Imagine blaming the parents for not taking care of a married man, when he is supposed to be taking care of his parents. If you have a means of livelihood, you can marry anything you want, otherwise, why rushing into marriage at such early stage. Such depression would have been avoided if he did not have a family to cater for at the age of 25 years without tangible means of sustenance, considering the perilous times we find ourselves orchestrated by evil old men who call themselves leaders.
May his soul rest in peace.
You said everything. How can a 25 year old man with a family commit suicide because his mummy and daddy are not taking care of him? What sort of foolishness, entitlement and absurdity is that. His mates are giving their parents monthly allowance and this one isn't doing like his responsibile mates but instead insist he wants to keep sucking mummy's breast and then killing himself because he wasn't given breast like a baby. Nonsense!

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