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So you people can't see that this is a skit. If I talk about the low IQ of lots of nairalanders now, you will say I have come again. |
Grown up men and women who bring their family matter to nairaland that is full of touts and agberos and teenage boys, how do you do it?! Anyway, divorce her for cooking for your mum the same food the family eats thinking that it's no big deal. Then start a new marriage and find that perfect woman..... This is the advice you crave and this is the advice you will get. |
So the thief stole from his boss and decided to lodge all this fellow thief friends and squander a mere #600k. His fellow thief stole from the money and he was pained forgetting that his stolen money was stolen.. Fashion designer is trying to settle the two thieves and received a big blow on the mouth. She broke bottle and in anger stabbed the main thief. Hehehe! Karma is a bit...ch. The money literally killed him. Las las, the bar owner swore death by ayelala and the fashion designer Unfortunately was the one the spirits chose to kill the thiffy thiffy jankoliko. |
I am sure it's a fantastic and awesome prayer for ladies who date nairaland boys. I mean, do you see the way this Nigerian men reason where it concerns women? Haaa! They should say a very big Amen and seal the prayer with bitterkola and schnapps for the ancestors. Then go date men who have even the least bit teeny weeny respect for women. |
Photo of a Nigerian MAN! |
Freedom34:Hahaha! Old f.ool, I say your pikin no fit da.ft like you to think say woman dey turn to scourbion fish. Your sins are not forgiven. ![]() |
Freedom34:Kikiki! Your pikin no fit dumb enough to say human being dey turn to Titus fish. Lngkm! This is so hilarious! Hahaha! So you sef be pikin las las with this one you dey do. Hahahahaha! I ready do this pikin play for the next one year as pikin wey I be. Lmao! Next time you see my mention, you go Waka pass! Anuofia. |
Freedom34:Hehehehe! I follow you drag your pikin before?! I say your pikin sef no fit dey reason say woman dey turn to fish.... E fit no mumu like you. Lngkm! ![]() |
Freedom34:At least, I hope say your pikin for house no dey reason backwards like you say the im mama fit be titus fish. Lmao! |
Freedom34:Old papa, I say wake up from your delusions say woman dey turn to fish. Na so craze dey take start. ![]() |
No be same una been dey do the attacks? |
FernandezPablo: |
Does this apply to the women too abi poster thinks nairaland is solely for Nigerian men? Abi men do not possess all this negative qualities you posted? Anyway 99percent of nairalanders are men so I understand. |
Freedom34:Old man, I say you are ret*arded to be saying that humans turn to fishes. |
Freedom34:It's like you are a little bit retar*ded... Worship under a pastor ko, worship under an imam ni. Oga, your fanatical and delusional fantasies of humans turning into fishes is arrant stewpidity, just admit it. That's the Koko. ![]() |
Hahahahaha! See ehn, the best thing to do is laugh cos this country is a big mess. Those who foisted this contraption on us shall never have peace. This is why Tinubu must never smell that seat of power. He deserves to be cursed not elevated to the position of presidency. |
Oh, I guess he is waiting for an epiphany on how to end the insecurity maybe in a month or two before he is booted out of office. As for now, Nigerians can keep wallowing inside the terrible spate of kidnappings, killings and banditry while they await the spectacular miracle..... |
Freedom34:Hahhahaha! Olodo/slowpoke ... You think I worship Daddy GO and mummy GO like you do? Your parents are the ones who need to be pardoned for raising their child to think that Arial the little mermaid is a REALITY and now at old age is arguing with a stranger on the internet that mammy water and pappy water does exist... Oga,Grow up and leave the world of fantasies behind. |
Freedom34:Hahahahaha! I see what you are doing Who is the hypocrite really? Who?! Lmao! See how he is trying to twist the gist. You carried your two left legs to my mention to wail that mammy water is real after I said they weren't and that was the issue but because shame dey catch you, you are now trying so HARD to make it about God, fallen angels and blablabla! Hahahahaha! Does Arial, the little mermaid exist or not? You say it does ba? ![]() Bros, just admit you are a mor...on for saying humans turn into fishes. Admit it! ![]() |
Freedom34:Hahaha! You and your childish talk about "forgiving and sin no more" sha! Hypocrite cos I mentioned God?! Kikiki! You be real ozuolododo ![]() Jokes apart though, It's ironic you keep talking about pikin sense, when even my 8year old cousin knows that little mermaid in her cartoon IS NOT REAL, yet an old imbecilic grown ass man is going through pains and turmoil wey dem no send am to prove that mammy water is real. You sef check am, who really get pikin sense! Reason am... ![]() |
Freedom34:Wait, whaaaat?!!! Lmao! So you painstakingly and gruelling went through my old post, labouring and suffering just to find where I ever mentioned God?! Buhahahahahaha! So you did all this work without pay and all FOR WHAT? Oga, biko, GO AND GET A LIFE! If not for your mumu notifications I actually forget you EXIST immediately after I reply but you are busy researching me. Are you that miserable and lonely in real life? So what if I mention God? Does that mean I am then daft like you to believe that humans turn into fishes? Bros, you no too get sense like that sha and I don't mean it as an insult. |
Watch the nairaland morons leave the fact that someone committed the grave act of murder and insult the victim for being killed by a boy she thought she loved and who loves her. They will say she was dating him to live a lavish lifestyle but this osaretin is probably living in a one room face me I face you house. Many Nigerian men are pure evul! |
Who are the parents of this kids?! Smh! Anyway, even though I think they deserve this punishment but doing this may further push them into taking more of this substance. This are KIDS and posting them on the internet for making mistakes may actually ruin their lives to the extent that they will take succour in the same drugs you are disgracing them over. If the end doesn't justify the means, then what is the point? |
Freedom34:As old as you are, you dey believe stories they tell little kids in their fantasy cartoons. Your grey hair na waste.... old man wey get fish brain, no pun intended. ![]() |
Freedom34:How do you know I believe in all you listed above? You don't know yet you think you aren't moronic to start making a list for me... You probably also believe that Unicorns and dragons exist, I bet! Come down to earth and stop believing that a mere mortal like you is a fish. You sound stewpid. |
Freedom34:Olodo! How many mammy water have you seen in your life asides the made up stories low IQ people like you swallow hook line and sinker. |
Lol! Fani Kayode is desperate to paint her in bad light cos he knows morons will fall for this light hearted private joke both of them were having and start calling her mammy water (which is a myth by the way) and then hate her. Well , morons full this country, so it might work. Eg, the one who brought this to front page as news. |
Mscheeew |
If the devilish Nigerian man was rich, evil nairalanders will say she deserves to be murdered for dating a rich man. See am na, She dated a poor Nigerian man yet was killed for rituals. All the ritual stories on front page are always perpetuated by poor Nigerian men. Tufiakwa! |
You say she contributes nothing to your life yet you are acting like life is over for you and your kids cos she went to visit her sick mother for a few days. How do you lament on Nairaland over the absence of someone that contributes nothing? You think it's beans to organize and cook EVERYDAY without break for a family with 4 kids. Then care for all 4 kids everyday without Leave or Transfer. Some of you go to work in your AC office and sit down doing jobs that aren't that strenuous and are then paid salaries, then want to say you are doing everything and your wife at home is doing nothing. Oya na, handle the home! It's NOTHING! Nonsense! |
Mscheeew |
neoclassical:You said everything. How can a 25 year old man with a family commit suicide because his mummy and daddy are not taking care of him? What sort of foolishness, entitlement and absurdity is that. His mates are giving their parents monthly allowance and this one isn't doing like his responsibile mates but instead insist he wants to keep sucking mummy's breast and then killing himself because he wasn't given breast like a baby. Nonsense! |
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