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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Acting crucified Jesus On Good Friday (pics) by dkronicle(m): 11:59pm On Apr 22, 2019
At least for imo state. Our governor no de try but him dey always get laughing package for us.

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Autos / Re: R by dkronicle(m): 9:31pm On Apr 21, 2019
deavicky:
I yam nor undastandin this ur car oh. The Engine is 2003 to 07 engine and the steering wheel is Camry 07 what have u done.
Omo na ur type de needed for when person wan buy naija used car o

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Nabbed With N125m Worth Of Drugs In Philippines by dkronicle(m): 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2019
grin

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Celebrities / Re: Faze Alone Hangout With E-money And Kcee (photo) by dkronicle(m): 7:27pm On Apr 20, 2019
grin grin grin that head. But my head sef never think like the head.
Celebrities / Re: Teni Serving As A Bus Conductor In Lagos (Photos) by dkronicle(m): 7:23pm On Apr 20, 2019
Teni na mad peeson o grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Yahoo-yahoo Is Not A Crime - Naira Marley Shades Simi by dkronicle(m): 8:06am On Apr 20, 2019
grin
Romance / Re: Bride Almost Drowned, After Jumping Into A Lake For A Photoshoot (Photos) by dkronicle(m): 8:03am On Apr 20, 2019
Lols ahe no fit swim, see as she con jump.
Webmasters / Re: It Cost Facebook $22 Million To Keep Mark Zuckerberg Safe Last Year by dkronicle(m): 7:59am On Apr 20, 2019
ClixMaster:
Shebi the "vanity upon vanity crew" said he doesn't move around with securities grin? That he has a simple lifestyle.
Mad people
lleave the vanity crew. Na broke ness go kill dem

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Crime / Re: SARS Officer Kills Another Man In Lagos As Thug Breaks Bottle On His Head by dkronicle(m): 5:50am On Apr 19, 2019
Why dem con leave the sars with the last guy na.
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Kicks As Okorocha Sets Up Committee On Six Tertiary Schools by dkronicle(m): 8:46am On Apr 18, 2019
Rochas is mad. Fo0l that does not know what is currently going on in mapoly

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Education / Re: Everything About Lizzy Are Lies - Ex Classmate by dkronicle(m): 7:05am On Apr 18, 2019
If you de go ghetto wella. This girl type ehnn. To use them do money ritual na very little thing. People de use 200naira bang dem. And they can speak fluently. This girl is not even fresh outwardly. Them dey fine na. Make i even break the table finish. Some of this crack head na yabatech, unilag and some reputable sch students o. You no fit see local school students here.

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Health / Re: Burnt victims transported in a bus without any medical (graphic) by dkronicle(m): 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2019
IvarTheTerrible:
angry

That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days.

I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ...

when i started smelling what was definitely not weed undecided

Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine.


I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya. undecided

I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze shocked shocked

Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us.


I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out embarassed

I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street.

There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us.

While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........


WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!!

TO BE CONTINUED... undecided
Guy we suppose be padi o. I de feel u gan. Madman
Crime / Re: Young Guy Consumes N150 Worth Of Raw Pepper To Win A Bet In Owerri (Photo) by dkronicle(m): 1:09pm On Apr 17, 2019
Karemarealty288:
If its in IMO....its Iberiberism and idiosyncrasy.
Eyan rochas

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Crime / Re: Woman Caught On The Roof After Witchcraft Failed Her; Changed From Bird (video) by dkronicle(m): 1:06pm On Apr 17, 2019
Lols ena see that hand wey hold lone cain?
Car Talk / Re: Man Praised Toyota Engineers After Surviving This Horrific Crash With A Truck by dkronicle(m): 6:35pm On Apr 16, 2019
Ahhh God is watching
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: A.S. Roma Bans Their Players From Taking Pictures With Drake by dkronicle(m): 2:47am On Apr 16, 2019
Anthony joshua will break the damn curse june 1st 2019.
Career / Re: Confuse Them With Your Silence And Shock Them With Your RESULTS. by dkronicle(m): 11:59pm On Apr 15, 2019
Actually i have been on this for 4days now. I dont mind how long its going to be but na d result go boom.

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Crime / Re: Jealous Lady Pours Her Boyfriend Boiled Water In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by dkronicle(m): 10:02am On Apr 15, 2019
Emilokoiyawon:


Hmm...leave dat talk...dat smile is him saying to himself "...na me go kill u las las..." Fear a guy dat smiles like dis instead of crying...hmmm
He don de plan already. That girl should better flee

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Crime / Re: Jealous Lady Pours Her Boyfriend Boiled Water In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by dkronicle(m): 10:01am On Apr 15, 2019
Agabest:
And he is smiling
Because he has his own plan already.

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Crime / Re: Jealous Lady Pours Her Boyfriend Boiled Water In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by dkronicle(m): 10:00am On Apr 15, 2019
One of my exes uswd to tell me she will pour me acid. I caused small qurell and left her in Lagos.

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Sports / Re: Throwback Photo Of Okocha, Pochetino And Ronaldinho In PSG by dkronicle(m): 7:31am On Apr 15, 2019
All of them dey craxe

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Politics / Re: Military Deserves Praises From Nigerians For Election Duties - Issa- Onilu by dkronicle(m): 7:18am On Apr 15, 2019
This country don tire me aswerughad

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Romance / Re: Why Do IGBO LADIES Have This ENTITLEMENT Mentality When It Comes 2 RELATIONSHIPS by dkronicle(m): 10:47pm On Apr 14, 2019
Bro change that topic and make it most girls. I have dated some ibos and yorubas with that usekess mentality. Gr8 article

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Celebrities / Re: Cobhams Asuquo Kills A Snake On The Lawn In His House - Pictures by dkronicle(m): 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2019
Lols so naija blind man kill snake. I hail o

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Sports / Re: Lateef Omidiji Jr Dropped From AFCON Squad, He Reacts by dkronicle(m): 1:54pm On Apr 14, 2019
If that pikin parent get sense like aj mama. Them go ship the boy go holland. Naija no need am atall

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Romance / Re: Take this 6 Million I Want to Have Sex Wit Ur Girlfriend Reply As the Boyfriend by dkronicle(m): 1:44pm On Apr 14, 2019
6mil big for buhari economy though. But nono. This girl don sacrifice too na.
Autos / Re: Neat Toyota Corolla 2006 For Sale by dkronicle(m): 1:05pm On Apr 14, 2019
2.1? Which kind joke bedis

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Denies Membership Of Vikings In Malaysia During Interrogation by dkronicle(m): 9:45pm On Apr 11, 2019
castrol180:
His guys may fall him for denying their confraternity
Fall watin. Them go tell you say make you escape. See police hate cultist pass kidnapper o. Both be worst enemy. Them too go deny am as him dey police hand. Them no fit fall any thing man.
Sports / Re: Martin Edwards Ronaldo More Selfish Than Messi by dkronicle(m): 6:34pm On Apr 11, 2019
grin that man is a hater.

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Car Talk / Re: My 2006 Avalon Is Vibrating by dkronicle(m): 6:00pm On Apr 11, 2019
flejnr2:
HI GUys please I need help on my 2006 Avalon , I took the car to a repair shop to get it scanned and they spotted that I have a supposed bad ignition coil and spark plugs and exhaust sensor, I gave money and all these where changed but the car now resulted to vibration

N/B it is was not shaking before I got it here
Take it with full para for them
Travel / Re: Two Brothers Involved In Fatal Accident In Delta State. Photos by dkronicle(m): 12:27pm On Apr 11, 2019
Omo i hope they live

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