Lols n
Its parody.
Please read my signature below

Being good is godly Please read my signature below

Ikechukwu is marrd. Please read my signature below

Wow she looks good in the two pictures. Please read my signature below

i reserve my comment. Please read my signature below

Pastor matter no concern me Please read my signature below

They will give birth to angels. Please read my signature below

Lols zlatan is sick �. Please read my signature below

So bad. I hooe she is okay. Please read my signature below

Lols this task force gan.. Please read my signature below

Pusyiter:
The after effect of ganja and sensimila
RIP.

Log out

Albinoflash:
Today is my last day on nairaland and my last day on earth,this life is truely unfair to some people,i can't continue to dwell in misery.am gonna miss nairaland and football when am gone.11pm tonight the gate of hell will be opened to me.i have been the worst creature since birth and i curse that day i was born 25th december 1992.what a wasted life

Com lets be smoking weed

So it is printed already

Ororo

Obinnau:
OP, go back and look at that plantains and beans picture you put up, now forget this your write-up and give me one good reason why I shouldn't eat that.
OP you probably even ate beans and plantain before posting this sef.
Are you trying to reduce competition so you can have the whole fresh plantains to yourself?

Ayam not understanding.

Omaricha reasoning

World best. The rest follows

alonzoiv:
So, what now happened? Because you sang/featured in Totori, you are now a star?

Mumu you think totori blew him?

MrRitchie:
what’s your rate bro?

22000 now

New money

Type ut number.. I buy any gifts card

symbianDON:

you de crase, i swear

lols omo dem wan kill me with werey work.. Na d pay day i stop gan gan

I use am smoke igbo, drink hollandia. That year 2013. 12k. Is that one not punishment work.

In zlatanvs voice.. Aiiieeeee

You paid money to get launcher

mulante:
Very stupid story. Nobody will sell you anything for even million dollars over the telephone.

What re you saying bro. E b like say u nono say 300m usd na joke for saudis

Ladyhippolyta88:
Not everywoman knows how to cook. It does not make such woman less of a woman if she is interested she can learn or get someone to be doing the cooking. I see nothing wrong there.
Men should learn how to cook to complement the ladies effort

If i cook for a pregnant woman she will just vomit the baby

Bro just send me her number or her sister's r number

KanielOutis92:
Be careful what you pray for!!

you think he doesn't know what he is praying. You dont know what is going on

TANID:
I Like It When Someone Say The Truth, Don't Forget At The Same Time Na Ronaldo Make Messi Better.

that what some may not know

Lols

greenhulk:


Actually u are wrong. Adding 4g to a feature phone doesn't mean Nokia don't know what to invent. In fact I have been looking for this kind of phone as a 2nd phone. Sometimes I just don't wanna go out with a distracting large smartphone but still have with me a feature phone with 4g that I can still use to access information online when the need arises. Very dope. Same thing they did with Nokia 8110 4g. If the price is right I am definitely buying this one and use as a 2nd phone. I hope it has a hotspot as that would be a defining factor.

I have been thinking about for like 2 years now. Thia phone go sell

One day he will ditch u because of your advise and believe mann. He has a job after school too.