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Health / Re: Lose 5 Pounds In 5 Days And Get Paid With TLC by dlashondra(f): 12:12am On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Health / Re: Lose 5 Pounds In 5 Days And Get Paid With TLC by dlashondra(f): 12:12am On Feb 27, 2016 |
[quote author=Ladibridge post=43287665] > TLC Introduction >> >> Welcome to the Total Life Changes opportunity from Team USA Nigeria! We are also officially called the NEW Club Genesis. The name "Genesis" speaks for itself - we are starting out and pioneering this new movement in Nigeria and we are so glad you see the vision and have decided to join us at this ground level! >> >> Total Life Changes (TLC) is the 2nd Fastest Growing Company in Direct sales & Network Marketing today. The company has a 14 year track record with a strong presence in the USA and South America and is just starting to put down roots in the rest of the world: Canada, UK, Nigeria and other African countries are the next phase!! >> >> In 2015 TLC made a ground breaking record $100,000,000 USD (One hundred million USD) from JUST sales of its products!!! >> >> The product portfolio of TLC is dynamic and diverse! We have many incredible products with the Iaso Detox tea - our “flagship” product which is endorsed by people like yourself and celebrities alike. Just 2 Cups of Total Life Changes Iaso tea per day helps to rid our bodies of Toxins, ‘Sludge’ and Parasites and in turn, many people have seen their weight literally drop off with losses in a very short period of time because as we have found out, weightloss is an added benefit of detoxing with Iaso tea! >> >> The aim of the tea is to rid our bodies of life threatening disease so that we can live longer to enjoy our children's children! Many of us carry parasites and intestinal flora in our guts from the day we were born and these are the very things that cause diseases and ill health amongst many of us! >> The truth is, we change the OIL in our CARS periodically, but we never think to CLEAN OUT our BODIES!! Which one is more important?? >> >> TLC Products >> In addition to Iaso Tea, Total Life Changes also have these other amazing products: >> >> 1. HGC & Resolution drops (MASSIVE weight loss of up to 30-60 lbs. in ONE MONTH >> >> 2. Nutra Burst (Complete liquid Vitamin & Mineral supplement packed with ALL your daily servings of Amino acids, 72 minerals , 12 Herbs, Antioxidants, 22 Fruits & Veg, Phytonutrients, 13 Whole foods, Greens and fiber…all in a small serving!) >> >> 3. ‘Strike Up' and 'Love' (Are all Natural herbal blend libido Enhancement capsules for Men and Women!) This product will be a bestseller in Nigeria for obvious reasons but did you know it has also helped many couples who are trying to conceive by merely keeping up their libido and stamina and allowing them to "function" properly for longer periods of time so that they can enjoy the benefits of intimacy! >> >> 4. TLC has a full line of Skin Care and Essential Oils! Our stem-cell & anti-aging products incorporate ground breaking technology. >> Google "Renique" and "Infinitely Timeless" and our latest product ENVIDIA and see for yourselves! >> >> 5. We have a SHAPEWEAR line featuring Waist shapers and full body compression shapers for men and women!! >> >> 6. We also have GANODERMA COFFEE, Delgada WEIGHTLOSS COFFEE & NRG (energy) supplements to name a few!! >> >> Aside from your health, TLC is concerned about your wealth! >> >> If you would like to know how you can make up to $500 a week or more like many of our reps, read on... >> >> Total Life Changes has the most UNIQUE and LUCRATIVE Compensation Plan in the INDUSTRY with our 50-50-50 winning plan!! >> >> *Retail Profits – earn 50% volume commission on ALL customer purchases made through your website from any part of the world! >> >> *Fast Start Bonus – earn 50% volume of ALL first purchases of EACH person you personally refer to start their own TLC business. So for example, if someone you refer joins with products if 500 volume TLC pays you $250. Imagine what you would earn if just 4 people joined your business with a similar pack purchase! >> >> *Check Match Bonus – Earn 50% check match on the binary earnings of EVERYONE you personally referred into the business!! Now for example, if this person earns $2000 binary pay in a month,TLC will pay you 50% of that earning, which is, $1000! This is in addition to your other earnings from Retail Profits and Fast Start bonuses. >> >> ~It gets better because you also stand to earn 10% - 50% of the binary earnings of EVERYONE your personal referrals bring into the business as well! >> >> In addition to all the above, your Binary earnings will range from 10-14% (depending on your level of investment) >> >> Why should you join TLC? >> >> Right now, we are building a MASSIVE Team around the world and we want YOU to be a part of this expansion. >> If you are in Nigeria or have contacts in Nigeria, you should quickly key in as preparation is underway for a massive country launch! >> >> On the flip side, no matter WHERE you are located in the world,this business opportunity is open to you TODAY! Our company is represented Globally in over 150 countries and expanding! >> >> If you decide to join us, you will be on the team of Twiler Portis , Andrea Blackley and Stormy Wellington. >> >> Stormy is the 2015 #1 Female earner in the world of Network Marketing and in just 14 months has earned over $2m USD with TLC (please Google her). >> >> Business wise, this is the best time to come on board as this ground floor opportunity has NOT YET been officially launched in Nigeria! >> >> As a pioneer distributor for TLC, you will receive invaluable business coaching and a strong support base to help you grow your residual income potential with quickly. In effect, we are offering you the knowledge and the tools to not only build a solid business but to also increase your own personal wealth and health. >> >> Ok, so how do you get in and start your own TLC biz? >> >> There are a few package options…depending how much you can invest. We recommend the "Business Builder" packs to start with. >> >> These purchase packages are for those who are interested in maximizing the TLC business opportunity and making serious income. You will need to invest in any of the Business Builder packs at >> >> 1. $109 (10 weeks supply of tea)/ U will get $50 commission when you enrol someone on this pack. >> >> 2. $299 (25 weeks supply of tea)/ U will get $125 commission when you enrol someone on this pack. >> >> 3. $559 (50 weeks supply of tea)/ U will get $150 commission when you enrol someone on this pack >> >> 4. $1,679 (150 weeks supply of tea) / U will get $750 commission when you enrol someone on this pack. >> >> **We also have a Slimming Pack ** specifically targeting massive Weightloss in clients. The Slim Pack is $371 and is a Two-For-One deal. U get: >> 10 weeks of tea >> 2 bottles of Resolution slimming drops >> 2 bottles of NRG which is a high energy and appetite suppression capsule/ U will get $150 commission when you enrol someone on this pack. >> >> Commissions are paid weekly and there are no limits to how many people you can share this opportunity with. >> >> When you become a DISTRIBUTOR for TLC, no matter the level of your investment, you will have INSTANT access to your very own FREE Replicated Website so that you can have an Online Presence and eStore stocked with enough products to start your business! TLC ships out products on your behalf and handles all customer Enquiries. All you need to do is show people how to access the products and share the business opportunity with them. It's that simple! >> >> This company has a goal to bring about Total Life Changes for up to 100k families worldwide … will you and your family be one of those whose lives are about to change for the better? >> >> It’s not too late for a new start for you in 2016!! > > You can check my online account www.totallifechanges.com/7016851 Email - Uwa.Irivs@googlemail.com Call/WhatsApp - 08083141707[] 3. $559 (50 weeks supply of tea)/ U will get $150 commission when you enrol Rivers state |
Celebrities / Re: Emmanuella & Mark Angel Comedy Laps From Lagos To Port Harcourt Flight! by dlashondra(f): 12:06am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Not possible, they only did that to take pics |
Fashion / Re: Ladies Only: How Well Can You Rock This? by dlashondra(f): 12:00am On Feb 27, 2016 |
SweetOlive:It's nice, but d ice is melting |
Culture / Re: Human Face In Awube Stream, Benue State (Photos) by dlashondra(f): 8:21pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Flows from enugu? |
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dlashondra(f): 6:33pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
maxti:No, Polo club area. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Julius Agwu Fires Back At CharlyBoy For Calling His Show Was Boring (photo) by dlashondra(f): 1:46pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
This is Julius agwu
Julius agwu is so boring
Julius agwu is an embarrassment
Don't be like Julius agwu |
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dlashondra(f): 1:37pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Ioannes:True, that was y I abided by their rules 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dlashondra(f): 1:15pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
PietraK: Not kidding Ooo, d guy just enter the car lock door, say straight to the station |
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dlashondra(f): 1:14pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Ioannes:Ha, the car is not mine, took it without permission, I didn't want any trouble with my sis husband |
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dlashondra(f): 1:12pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Cyojunior:Wow, y lie? |
Celebrities / Re: Julius Agwu Fires Back At CharlyBoy For Calling His Show Was Boring (photo) by dlashondra(f): 8:40am On Feb 24, 2016 |
Julius agwu is very boring comedian
Julius agwu makes shows boring
Julius agwu is an old skool comedian
Julius is a fake, boring and stupid comedian
Don't be like Julius agwu. #streetittakeover |
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by dlashondra(f): 9:11pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Was arrested yesterday for driving Tru one way(no sign post) drove 5 mins and was shown a sign post, my tires was deflated and keys seized. Was released after I give d police man 10k.he even threaten to seize my car. |
Agriculture / Re: The 4 In 1 Yam A Nairalander Harvested From Her Backyard (Photos) by dlashondra(f): 11:52pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Hmm na buhari cause am na. we don dey c d change |
Politics / Re: See The Colourful Suit Timipre Sylva Rocked In Abuja Today. Photo by dlashondra(f): 1:00pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
Wetin this post won do for us na, abi him cloth provide jobs for Nigerians? Abi make me sef wear suit post, maybe he Go make front page. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Level Are You On This? (picture) by dlashondra(f): 11:12pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Level 1.5, graduated. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Anja Ringgren-Lovén Rescuing Nigerian Children From ‘witchcraft' by dlashondra(f): 6:55am On Feb 03, 2016 |
May God bless this woman, look at the lovely children, am short of words, pls Ops where is the location of these orphanage and also their website. |
Science/Technology / Re: The Look Of The Entire Universe In One Picture -awesome! by dlashondra(f): 10:44am On Jan 31, 2016 |
So beautiful |
Religion / Re: Why You Should Not Take A Phone Bible To Church by dlashondra(f): 10:38am On Jan 31, 2016 |
But my bible is inside my phone |
Celebrities / Re: Americans Call Olamide A Homosexual For Wearing Sandals (snapshots) by dlashondra(f): 10:33am On Jan 31, 2016 |
The bi*ch wants to b noticed, now she gets the attention. Let's c how she handles it. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Change My Username by dlashondra(f): 4:28pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Seun: Pls I want to change mine to datbarrackgirl |
Romance / Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by dlashondra(f): 4:11pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Told me he is d master of the game, and I found out he couldn't play d game at all. Some Boys can lie, smh 1 Like |
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In The University by dlashondra(f): 5:11pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Hmm passing by |
Romance / Re: some women are mean ooo by dlashondra(f): 9:58am On Jan 21, 2016 |
Obioraaa:Lol Obioraaa:Lol 1 Like |
Romance / some women are mean ooo by dlashondra(f): 9:07am On Jan 21, 2016 |
Who no like better thing. The bigger the better abi?
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Business / Sewing Machine, Urgently Needed, Location :portharcourt by dlashondra(f): 8:48am On Jan 21, 2016 |
Please I need a sewing machine, new or old or fairly use in Portharcourt |
Career / Eight Things That Can Make You Remain Poor. by dlashondra(f): 7:45pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Eight things that can make you remain poor... 1: don't think Roman 12 Vs 2. 2:refuse to be serious. Eg sagging 3:doing things as you feel and not as commanded. 4:make stupid friends, keeping wrong company, iron sharpener iron. That someone was you classmates don't mean u have to be friends. You can be an eagle and be around a chicken. Prov13vs20 5:refuse to change. If you don't change you remain in chains, 6:be biased about the truth, Don't get angry wen truth is told you, don't get angry wen corrected. People who want to grow that truth as raw as it is an swallowed it. 7:just be a critics. Don't be fault finder, matter 27vs3 8:seeing the rich as ungodly. #davidibiyeomie |
Politics / Re: Today Is Nigerian Armed Forces Remembrance Day (2016)! by dlashondra(f): 10:54am On Jan 15, 2016 |
naptu2: WE LIE IN THE BUSH WHILE YOU LIE ON YOUR BEDS.. WE SLEEP BESIDE OUR GUNS WHILE U SLEEP BESIDE YOUR WIVES.. U SLEEP IN YOUR HOUSES WHILE WE SLEEP IN THE FRONT LINE U WEAR NICE CAPS WHILE WE WEAR HEAVY HELMETS.. U WEAR DESIGNERS VESTS WHILE WE WEAR IRON VEST.. IN THE MORNING U ARE AWOKEN BY SWEET ALARM TONES WHILE WE WERE WOKEN UP BY HORROWFUL SOUND OF BOMBS AND GRENADE.. U MOVE AROUND TOWN IN RANGE ROVERS AND LATEST CARS BUT WE MOVE IN TANKS AND BUFFALLOS.. WE STAY AWAKE JUST FOR YOU TO SLEEP.. WE KILL FOR YOU TO LIVE.. WE STAND SIDE BY SIDE WITH DEATH ITSELF SO THAT THE FUTURE OF YOUR GENERATION CAN BE ASSURED.. WE SACRIFICE OUR TODAY FOR YOUR TOMORROW.. WE ARE STRONG AT HEART, GREAT IN ACTION, COMMITTED TO OUR COURSE, AND LOYAL TO OUR NATION.. WE ARE SOLDIERS!!!..WITH GREAT ZEAL AND GALLANTRY.. WE FIGHT RELENTLESLY TO WIN YET WE CONTINUE TO FIGHT TO CONQUER INSURGENCY AND TERRORISM.. JUST PRAY FOR US OVER HERE..TO CONQUER IN VICTORY SO THAT WE CAN RETURN TO OUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.. TO THE FALLEN HEROES..WE PRAY THEY CONTINUE TO LIVE ON..WHILE WE FIGHT TO THE END IN VICTORY...IJN LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN ARMY!.. LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN ARMED FORCES!!... LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.HAPPY ARMED FORCES REMEMBRANCE DAY... 15TH JANUARY 2016... 5 Likes |
Politics / Please Pray For Our Soldiers by dlashondra(f): 10:43am On Jan 15, 2016 |
WE LIE IN THE BUSH WHILE YOU LIE ON YOUR BEDS.. WE SLEEP BESIDE OUR GUNS WHILE U SLEEP BESIDE YOUR WIVES.. U SLEEP IN YOUR HOUSES WHILE WE SLEEP IN THE FRONT LINE U WEAR NICE CAPS WHILE WE WEAR HEAVY HELMETS.. U WEAR DESIGNERS VESTS WHILE WE WEAR IRON VEST.. IN THE MORNING U ARE AWOKEN BY SWEET ALARM TONES WHILE WE WERE WOKEN UP BY HORROWFUL SOUND OF BOMBS AND GRENADE.. U MOVE AROUND TOWN IN RANGE ROVERS AND LATEST CARS BUT WE MOVE IN TANKS AND BUFFALLOS.. WE STAY AWAKE JUST FOR YOU TO SLEEP.. WE KILL FOR YOU TO LIVE.. WE STAND SIDE BY SIDE WITH DEATH ITSELF SO THAT THE FUTURE OF YOUR GENERATION CAN BE ASSURED.. WE SACRIFICE OUR TODAY FOR YOUR TOMORROW.. WE ARE STRONG AT HEART, GREAT IN ACTION, COMMITTED TO OUR COURSE, AND LOYAL TO OUR NATION.. WE ARE SOLDIERS!!!..WITH GREAT ZEAL AND GALLANTRY.. WE FIGHT RELENTLESLY TO WIN YET WE CONTINUE TO FIGHT TO CONQUER INSURGENCY AND TERRORISM.. JUST PRAY FOR US OVER HERE..TO CONQUER IN VICTORY SO THAT WE CAN RETURN TO OUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.. TO THE FALLEN HEROES..WE PRAY THEY CONTINUE TO LIVE ON..WHILE WE FIGHT TO THE END IN VICTORY...IJN LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN ARMY!.. LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN ARMED FORCES!!... LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.HAPPY ARMED FORCES REMEMBRANCE DAY... 15TH JANUARY 2016... 1 Like |
Politics / Nigeria Budget Found. by dlashondra(f): 10:17am On Jan 15, 2016 |
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Fashion / Re: Latest Ankara Bum Shorts You Can Rock In 2016 by dlashondra(f): 10:28am On Jan 14, 2016 |
They are nice, @amaafrique can make me perfectly. ogedanny: |
Education / What A Life We Live by dlashondra(f): 11:28am On Jan 13, 2016 |
WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE According to Wikipedia This is the garage of the Second Nigerian Senate President Prince Nweke Nwafor from 1960 to 1966. I vividly Recall the story of a man who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude. You wouldn't buy that car for 50k today. Some other guy brutally murdered his brother ( whom their father gave cash 2 travel 4 the purpose of re- stocking their warehouse), just cos he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin. I Remember as a kid, my whole street gathered to watch a truck deliver a very large satellite dish to my neighbour's house. Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5 times the value and is in almost every student's room. What about the Volkswagen Santana, Mercedes Benz V boot, 505Evolution, Toyota Crown, all overtaken by latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity... Vanity! Some ladies left their true loves cos some rich guy then persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date. They found out too late that true love is invaluable. A friend declared drinks because he launched the Nokia Communicator for over hundred grand in 2002. Today that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones. What about the MTN SIM card that many people went extra miles before they bought for over 30k, today you will not buy it at N100 because all networks are begging people to even take it for free. People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over 'vanity' and make enemies over worthless material things. What can I say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today and see what becomes of it tomorrow. There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve. All you need is a little time and PATIENCE and you would thank God without regrets. There is actuallynothing in this world that is worth dieing for, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Meditate on this… |
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