₦airaland Forum

uc4uandc:
Its quite relieving after the FG announced the commencement of the N-power program as many unemployed graduated seemed hopeful. This program is said to absorb over 600,000 graduate. Nobody enjoys being unemployed though but, I want you to know how tired up you will be in this program once you are given the job.
Remember they requested for ur BVN?
This means that after you apply for the job, you will not be able to apply for other Government job thereafter. As it will read in there database that you are already employed at the Federal level, there is no flexible potting. A friend who works with with a Federal Secondary School shared how he went for an interview during the CBN recruitments and after performing excellently, they told him he had a Job under the same FG through his BVN. So, if you wish to apply for this job, consider not getting any other Federal Jobs. While this may be a way to reduce unemployment think of the implications it will have in your life.
Just like NYSC, you will be supervised, you will not be allowed to leave a particularly area. Really NYSC part II
You will be tired up with 23k for 2yrs.......reflect on that

ireneony:
Tosin abeg u nor go kill person

Op is like you've never met a sharp girl.

The truth is; it is more easy to tell if a guy just had sex.

Have you ever wondered why footballers are advised not to have sex during any game.

A lady can have sex with different men in a day, and it is hard to tell.


Make I just de laugh

NiRfreak:
So true. All the ladies here cannot disproof ......Many of them are not happy for leaking their secret.

opeano:
I graduated from Akungba, but den, It was only possible to get free access @d computer department. Does d access now cover all d skul and wat qualifies anyone for it?

opeano:
Hello all.
I sincerely need the help and attention of students and researchers here. I am contemplating on conducting a research that examines Students Internet addiction and their mental Health and how it affects their academic performance.
The area I need our help is in helping with information on Universities where Wireless Internet Access is made available to all students, either Free of charge or paid.
I do know about UNILORIN and UNIJOS. Ur addition is needed as soon as possible.

Thanks everyone as I await our contributions

osesology:
In the spirit of woman crush wednesday, and for the fact that I am hoping to get married soonest, I'll really like to know from the ladies: what's your idea of an ideal man or husband material?
Respectable ladies like:
EroticAngelina
refiner
Gracito
Carolyner
betterpikin28
mjswthrt
phintohlar
QueenValerie
Lilian214
mynd1
dabimzy
Adaure4ever
cruzita
Mhizizzy
grad2012
pretydiva
Ginaz
hayjay16
dlashondra and
KashyBaby, pls come and tell us urs.


And I know peeps like:
Durrent
firstking
falcony
cutehector
Engrseries
maxi112
elrony
Hemanwel
moz22
bouye1
wildflame
ademega
callmeswit
Goldenheart
funnynation
Mattex001
Akkord4gov
vizkiz
Kingrex1
smellymouth would also like to know.


PLUS TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, AND IT'S MY FIRST BIRTHDAY ON NAIRALAND, PLS SHOW ME SOME LOVE.

allanphash7:
To maintain a healthy vagina you must know what to do to avoid infection and it is equally important to educate your sexual partner on some of them to also help you help the vagina.
Here are some few things you can do or avoid.

1. Fingering
During pre-intimacy or romance, as part of it some people insert their finger or fingers into the vagina. The question is, how many people wash their hands before sexual intercourse? Some people do not even keep their nails clean so it gathers a lot of germs and during the fingering, these germs are deposited in the vagina...leading to infection. Same thing apply to autopleasure acts or masturbation.

2. Anal sex
I am not here to tell anybody to have anal sex or not to but I simply want to draw the attention of those who engage in anal sex with the opposite sex that it is dangerous to have anal sex and continue having penovaginal sex. If this is done, the penis will pick bacteria from the anus and deliver them to the vagina even if you are using a condom....which will lead to infection.

3. Quest to make the vagina TIGHT
Some guys complain bitterly about the vagina of their sexual partners. They complain that it's too big and they no more feel any sensation during intercourse. Some ladies are therefore pushed to find a quick solution and in the process some use herbs or other substances in the vagina with the hope of making the vagina tight. Some of the substances cause infection or sepsis. Some of the herbs can cause the vagina to get tighter to the extent that penetration is no more possible. This will require treatment.

4. Douching
Some parents, when bathing for their baby girls put warm water in a milk tin or dip a towel in the warm water and pour the water through a hole made beneath the tin or squeeze the water out of the towel into the vagina of the baby. This is sooooo WRONG as it can damage the hymen.
Some parents also insert ginger or pepper or both into the vagina of adolescents as a form of punishment. This is sooooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
Some people are use to bathing by adding dettol or other detergents to the water and they put this solution inside the vagina with the help of sponge or towel or just the hand with soap to clean the vagina. This is soooo WRONG as it will change the normal flora in the vagina, leading to infection.

5. Use of water closet
Some people have the habit of not sitting on the seat of the WC when using it so they end up urinating on the seat. The possibility of picking infection when using it in that condition is high. Don't let your pant be at the thigh level when using the WC especially the public ones as the inner of the pant may rub the surface of the WC. Where the water is not running and people have used but have not flushed and you don't have any choice but to also use it, use enough toilet roll to cover before using the WC to avoid any splashes on the vulva
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6. Washing and drying
Develop the habit of disinfecting your panties frequently...depending on the number of pants you have. Keep exclusive panties to wear whenever you are menstruating and don't mix those panties with your regular panties. Pay particular attention to those panties when washing. Ensure that the panties are made of cotton and are dried in the sun or well ironed to kill germs.

7. Change sanitary pads
Some people try to economize the use of their sanitary pads so during the period they tend to still wear the pad because there is little or no blood. This is soooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.

NB: If there is any bad scent from the vagina or there is a discharge coming from the vagina then it might be an infection which you have to have it treated.
Help save the vagina by ensuring that you get the message to as many friends as possible. Help save the vagina by getting the message to your sexual partner or sisters.

Stoical:
I may b a bit controversial, however, I welcome insights on this issue.
I am not ignorant of the fact that this pix might be sensational and people tmay become so "emotions" about my question.
I am open to learning and I hope I will get more of that rather than insults
I stumbled at this pix and was asking myself questions, one of which I hope I may be educated or some explanations given here. Covering yourself, with the reasons you may have is okay by me. I am only wondering what one hopes to acheive by taking a group pix with such attires...so, fill me in...

Note: I have spent at least a year at the seat of caliphate...Sokoto and I am very tolerant wrt religion, so I have no bias as regards this question...

What is the essence of photo-taking, if one cannot identify the people in it

rectitude:
Just wondering if ATM machine could scold, probably the world would have been a better place.

emmalezy:
Some Facebook users have been coming up with possible topic of discussion between the transport Minister and former Governor of Kano State. Above is our own version..

Kwankwaso: "I heard that you came noisily and left quietly: Amaechi: Lie! I finished them!

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/03/caption-another-photo-of-sen-kwankwaso.html

cc lalasticlala

ShutdownBrown24:
Ladies, which one of these men is your type?
We have Mr. Educated, Mr Swag, Mr handsome, Mr Businessman...
Which of them do you dream of getting married to?

Cutehector:
babe Abeg nor vex? U be army woman?

Ezerbullet:
Airtel still has the cheapest data plan if u ask me (1500 for 3.5gb)

opeyemiieblog:
Senator Ben-Murray Bruce has penned down
an open letter to the youths of Nigeria, Read
Below:


Youths of Nigeria, I want to communicate
with you today. I noticed that there are too
many divisions amongst our youths and as a
stakeholder in Nigeria and parent of Nigerian
children, I believe I ought to intervene.

Youths, do not make the mistakes my
generation made. Do not see yourselves
through tribal and religious lens. My
generation of Nigerians did that and look
where it has led us. You must do better.

It is foolish for any youth to fight another
youth over APC or PDP. Let me ask you,
what is the difference between the APC and
the PDP? Half of the members of the APC
are former PDP members and vice versa.

Let me ask you youths a question: Do the
APC and the PDP fight over you as you fight
over them? How many ministers have they
given you? How many ambassadors have
they given you? How many heads of
parastatals have they given you? That’s
right, the answer is ZERO!

So resist the desire of vested interests to
control you and use you to fight other youths
on social media and in real life.

What youths do not realize is that you are
victims of divide and conquer. You make up
60% of the population yet account for 0% of
the federal cabinet!

Your price should be more than a plate of
rice and a handshake. Work together not
against each other! Come on Nigerian
youths, be smart!
If you think after you have been used to fight
each other these vested interests will hand
power to you, think again. Their kids who are
abroad will do same to your kids!

It is time to end the hate and come together
for Nigeria’s good. Long after we are gone,
you will be around. So learn to get along.

As I have said and I will keep saying, the
youths are the leaders of today if only they
will resist being used by vested interests.
How old is Trudeau, the Canadian PM. He
was 43 when he became PM. You can be
much more than a thug or Twitter overlord.
You can be like Trudeau’s.

My name is Ben Murray Bruce and I not only
want to make commonsense, I also believe
in the Nigerian youth.


report from http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/03/ben-murray-bruce-writes-open-letter-to.html?m=0

mikron:
yap the maid is heartless

Naijainvestor:
If you are planning securing a job as a financial analyst, fund manager, or financial journalist, this is for you.

I am looking for corpers who are in love with numbers and willing to interpret the numbers to both the layman and the informed institutional investor.

I need 5 corpers each to focus on mutual funds, equities, bonds, money market/treasury bills, stock market
This is purely a volunteer and unpaid position that will beautify your resume upon completion of your youth service and prepare you for a career in the above fields
Exceptional performers may be hired
You will work in the comfort of your home etc as long as you have a computer and can receive/send emails with attachment

If interested, drop your email here and I will get in touch

mikron:
saw this on a friends facebook page and i decided to share. according to him he said a house girl did to this innocent child, parents especially mother's please take note of the type of maids you employ. Be very sure of who you pick as a maid, may God help us

osesology:
Now, I dont know if I'm the only one experiencing this, so I'll like to know why some people just wont let other people be. Ever since I got separated from my girlfriend back in 2014, I've decided to be single for a while and use the time to work on myself. Now the issue is this: Ever since then, I've lived in two neighbourhoods. I keep hearing of rumors about me not having a girlfriend by the oc (observers clubs) in each area I've been. Some say maybe I'm scared of women, some say I have a secret mama. Now the latest going round right now that is making me furious right now is that I'm Gay!

Must I go and have a girlfriend just to make people take their eyes (mouths) off me?
I have a neighbour (a girl) that we used to discuss. She was at my place a day before val, and she asked when was the last time I had sex and when I told her, she exclaimed with her eyes wide open if I am sure that I'm alrite. I am single and I'm not complaining, na pple come dey help me to complain.Guys, anyone else experiencing this?

Topestbilly:
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