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The founder and shepherd in-charge Celestial Church of Christ, Timilehin parish situated at Ajibawo in Ogun state is dead.


He died in his home town Ifon in Ondo state at the early hour of Monday and as since been buried. Pastor Timilehin Ekundayo started his pastorial work assignment with CCC ifeolu parish Aboru before renting a parcel of land some where around Agbelekale where he started Timilehin parish all in Lagos state. He moved to his permanent site in Ajibawo sometimes around 2011. May his soul rest in perfect peace.

I have been expecting this for a while and if u will agree with me, this is the only way out for MMM.

More on the death of the Apostles.

https://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/23853/how-did-the-apostles-die

The death of Prophet Isaiah. https://oca.org/saints/lives/2001/05/09/101331-prophet-isaiah

HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.
1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub- continent.

11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

The Americans no be learners again o, no room for epileptic continuity........
Welcome the President elect SAI TRUMP.

Instead of MTN this is what appeared on my phone.

Yoruba people can't correct someone without adding insult as a suffix....
(1) "do it like this, ode"
(2) "press the red button, oponu"
(3) " Hold it for me, didirin
(4)" You can't greet person, abunu
(5)" Give it to your broda jor, agbaaya
(6)" Go and baff jor, obun
(7)Go and do your assignment, olodo
(You better wake up... olorυn iya
(9) Yago lona funmi jooor.... arindin.
(10) Iwo ni mompe.... aditi
(11) Where are you coming from? Oni irin kurin
(12) stop writing on d wall. Baseje
Feel free to add your own.

You saw a phone worth 97k, since you don't have enough money: you borrowed 50k from your mum and 50k from your dad totaling 100k.. The phone is 97k after buying the phone you have 3k left, you returned 1k to your dad and 1k to your mum and you have 1k left with you, you are owing each 49k making 98k plus 1k remain with you equal 99k, where is the remaining 1k?

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My eyes are filled with tears as I keep going over the events of 30th September 2016. How did it all happen? You were right there with me Now You're gone! U didn't deserve such a premature death U were soo young and full of life. I remember the 1st day we met at Alaba international ........ I knew from day that I have found a friend in you.. You were always there when I need you During long boring journey you were there for me. During boring days of work you were there to cheer me up. Even when my neighbour sings with his awful voice you were there to rescue me. I hopped on that bike with you that fateful morning on our way to work. Then u fell off the bike It all happened so fast.. I tried to grab you but it was too late The next thing I know you were smashed by an incoming trailer. I keep blaming myself for your untimely death If I had been fast I could have saved you. I wish am spiderman....I could have sprung out my web to grab you But am not spider man And I couldn't save you And now I wont see you anymore I mourned you I buried your memories I have tried to find another friend like you But now I know! A FOLLOW COME EARPHONE can never be REPLACED by CHINKO! una too dey take life serious. lol I miss you my dear earphone.

Do this without calculator and pen, do it with ur head.

A friend ask me to help her list 10 important of value.

Ever since I can differentiate between right and left leg, there is always shower of rain on eid kabir day. What is the weather update in ur area?

After going through a thread about a student of Unilorin that fo*lishly withdraw from school in the name of restitution. http/www.nairaland.com/3341995/born-again-unilorin-student-withdraws.
I need someone to explain to me how to pay restitution on this. A man impregnated a lady and she gave birth to a set of twin, without paying her bride price the lady moved into his house. After few years they gave their lives to God and decided to right all wrong by paying the lady's dowry. It is a sin for a man and a woman to be co-habitating when they are not married and whatever that comes out of such action is seen as a wrong that one need to right. My question now is that what will happen to their children since they are fruit of sin.

A facebook user posted this on his timeline stating that the Atah of Igala land struck Fulani herdsmen and their cattle that are destroying indigenes farmland with a mysterious thunder.

Will u buy this ram for salah

Why are we jumping to conclusion, we don't really know what transpired between them. The only thing that will make a grown man do this is a matter of life and death and I want to believe that that is it.

Hello Nlanders. I want to install JOY TV and the person I contacted said the Strong decoder I have can not work . Is it true that I can't install JOY TV with strong 4663x and if yes, what model can work?

The eighteen unbeatable records of Chelsea FC

dlawsamesq:
The eighteen(18) unbeatable records of Chelsea that
will take more efforts of other British clubs to be
broken:*
1. Chelsea was the first n only British club to field
full international players in every starting 57 games
(2013/14 season).


2. Chelsea has the record of accumulated highest
points for a league season with massive of 95 points
(2004/2005).


3. The highest number of premier league victories
in a season with a whooping 29 victories(2004/2005).


4. The highest number of clean sheets overall in
premier league(25matches) in 2004/2005.


5. The most consecutive clean sheets from the
starting of a league season with 6 matches
(2005/2006).


6. Chelsea has set a European record of 21-0
aggregate victory over Jeunesse Hautcharage in UEFA
cup winners' cup in 1971.


7. Chelsea has the record of highest streak of
unbeaten matches at home in EPL of 86 matches
from 20 March 2004 to 26 Oct. 2008.


8. The highest streak of Eleven consecutive away
league wins(5 April -6Dec. 2008).


9. Chelsea along with Arsenal were the first clubs
to play with shirt numbers (against Swansea) 25 Aug 1928.


10. Chelsea were the first English side to travel by
aeroplane to a domestic away match(against
Newcastle) 19 April 1957.


11. Chelsea was the first British side to field an entire
starting line up with foreign players(no British or
Irish player) in May, 2002 against Southampton.


12. Chelsea were the first team to win the FA cup at
the New Wembley stadium.


13. Chelsea were also the last club to win FA cup at
the Old Wembley.


14. Chelsea was the first English club to be ranked #1
under UEFA's five year coefficient system in the 21st
Century.


15. Chelsea were the first club in premier league
history to score at least 100 goals in a single season
(2009/2010).


16. Chelsea are the only London club to win the UEFA
champions league(2011/2012). Even Arsenal has
never smelt it.


17. Chelsea became the first English club to win all
four European trophies.


18. Chelsea were the first and only club to hold the
champions league and the Europa league trophies at
the same time.


Events beget Records and Records beget History;
History can't be changed.


*CHELSEA, A GIANT ON THE RUN*

The eighteen unbeatable records of Chelsea FC

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CAUSE OF
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1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in
your bladder for
too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause
bladder damage.
The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria
quickly.
Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and
kidneys, the toxic
substances can result in kidney infections, then
urinary tract
infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia.
When nature calls
– do it as soon as possible.
2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than
5.8 grams of
salt daily.
3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your
diet is harmful
for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces
ammonia – a toxin
that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat
equals more
kidney damage.
4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a
component of many
sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure
and your
kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the
amount of
coke you drink daily.
5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be
hydrated properly to
perform their functions well. If we don’t drink
enough, the toxins
can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t
enough fluid to
drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10
glasses of
water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are
drinking
enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the
lighter the
colour, the better.
6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems
properly and
have your health checked regularly. Let's help
ourselves...God will
protect you and your family from every disease this
year! Amen
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dlawsamesq:
HERE ARE THE TOP 6
CAUSE OF
KIDNEY DISEASE:
1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in
your bladder for
too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause
bladder damage.
The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria
quickly.
Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and
kidneys, the toxic
substances can result in kidney infections, then
urinary tract
infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia.
When nature calls
– do it as soon as possible.
2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than
5.8 grams of
salt daily.
3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your
diet is harmful
for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces
ammonia – a toxin
that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat
equals more
kidney damage.
4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a
component of many
sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure
and your
kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the
amount of
coke you drink daily.
5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be
hydrated properly to
perform their functions well. If we don’t drink
enough, the toxins
can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t
enough fluid to
drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10
glasses of
water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are
drinking
enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the
lighter the
colour, the better.
6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems
properly and
have your health checked regularly. Let's help
ourselves...God will
protect you and your family from every disease this
year! Amen
Share, if you care
(3) Avoid these Tablets, they are very dangerous:
* D-cold
* Vicks Action-500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Cosome
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl Propanol-Amide PPA. Which
causes Strokes
& Are banned in USA
Please, before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing
it..!
It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can.
WhatsApp is free, soo..frwrd it plz..
please read and forward
Doctors in the United States have found new cancer
in human
beings, caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you
buy recharge
cards, don’t scratch with your nails, as it contains
Silver Nitro
Oxide coating and can cause skin cancer. Share this
message with
your loved ones.
Important Health Tips:
Answer phone calls with the left ear.
Don't take your medicine with cold water....
Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm.
Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
Don’t lie down immediately taking medicine or after
meals.
When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer
the
phone, because the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Can you forward this to people you care about?
I just did,
Kindness costs nothing
But
Knowledge is power...

HERE ARE THE TOP 6
CAUSE OF
KIDNEY DISEASE:
1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in
your bladder for
too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause
bladder damage.
The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria
quickly.
Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and
kidneys, the toxic
substances can result in kidney infections, then
urinary tract
infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia.
When nature calls
– do it as soon as possible.
2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than
5.8 grams of
salt daily.
3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your
diet is harmful
for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces
ammonia – a toxin
that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat
equals more
kidney damage.
4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a
component of many
sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure
and your
kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the
amount of
coke you drink daily.
5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be
hydrated properly to
perform their functions well. If we don’t drink
enough, the toxins
can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t
enough fluid to
drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10
glasses of
water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are
drinking
enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the
lighter the
colour, the better.
6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems
properly and
have your health checked regularly. Let's help
ourselves...God will
protect you and your family from every disease this
year! Amen
Share, if you care
(3) Avoid these Tablets, they are very dangerous:
* D-cold
* Vicks Action-500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Cosome
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl Propanol-Amide PPA. Which
causes Strokes
& Are banned in USA
Please, before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing
it..!
It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can.
WhatsApp is free, soo..frwrd it plz..
please read and forward
Doctors in the United States have found new cancer
in human
beings, caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you
buy recharge
cards, don’t scratch with your nails, as it contains
Silver Nitro
Oxide coating and can cause skin cancer. Share this
message with
your loved ones.
Important Health Tips:
Answer phone calls with the left ear.
Don't take your medicine with cold water....
Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm.
Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
Don’t lie down immediately taking medicine or after
meals.
When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer
the
phone, because the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Can you forward this to people you care about?
I just did,
Kindness costs nothing
But
Knowledge is power...

Lately I have been thinking of starting a snake farm but my fear is if there is market for snake here in Nigeria.

Paul Parker, a former Man.United player today stated categorically that Mikel is a better midfielder compare to Paul Pogba of Man. United
he former Manchester United defender believes the
France international is not on the same level as the
Chelsea man in terms of breaking up play in a
holding midfield role
Ex-Manchester United defender Paul Parker has
questioned where Paul Pogba will fit in at Old
Trafford, arguing John Obi Mikel is a better holding
midfielder than the France star.
Pogba recently became the world's most expensive
player when moving to United from Serie A
champions Juventus for £93.8m on a five-year deal.
The 23-year-old is set to make his first appearance
for United since leaving them in 2012 against
Southampton in the Premier League on Friday, but it
remains to be seen which position he will operate in.
Pogba was used as an anchoring midfielder for
France at Euro 2016 but Parker does not believe he is
good enough in the role.
“Can he be as good as Roy Keane or Bryan Robson? I
wonder about him playing that midfield role,” said
Parker, speaking exclusively to 888Sport.
“I worry about him making tackles and getting across
to close players down because he is rangy. He
doesn’t have quick feet and his game is about going
to ground. That’s going to be a problem.
“In a holding position it would be a waste because
he’s not a Makelele or even a John Obi Mikel because
one thing Mikel can do is close people down. Pogba
can get forward, and score goals, and pass the ball
but in a high-tempo game he won’t be very good in a
deep role.
“We saw that in the Euros where he looked lost for
long periods of games when France didn’t have the
ball. So when United don’t have the ball what’s he
going to be like? Fellaini can’t do that either. Or
Rooney. They can’t get around. Behind Ibrahimovic
and Martial there will be changes because there is no
way that midfield can last.”
Parker, who won two league titles with United, also
reckons the club are “embarrassed” to have spent so
much to land Pogba.
He added: “If United had signed Messi for a hundred
million not many would have complained. The same
with Ronaldo who scores goals and has a presence
that scares teams.
“With Pogba you do wonder when you look at his
style of play for Juventus can he play that way for
Manchester United? Where is he going to play? It
would be a waste if it’s in a holding role. If he plays
behind Ibrahimovic that puts Wayne Rooney in doubt
and Rooney has to play – not that he deserves a place
but they have to play him. So it’s a difficult situation.
“I think United in certain quarters are quite
embarrassed by how much they’ve had to pay for
him but did he do enough in his three seasons at
Juventus to warrant that fee? The answer is no, not at
all and you have to wonder why Real Madrid
disappeared very quickly. They don’t get out-bid.”

m.goal.com/x/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2016/08/16/26587282/pogba-not-as-good-as-john-obi-mikel-parker.


What is your take on this nairalander.

This is great. If we have something like this then holdup will be something of the past.

Docs in the house, what do u have to say about this issue. A girl of one year was reported to be sweating whenever she is sleeping even when the weather is cold. Any health related issue?

Docs in the house, what do u have to say about this issue. A girl of one year was reported to be sweating whenever she is sleeping even when the weather is cold. Any health related issue?

Kemi Olunloyo @HNNAfrica Islam is a religion of peace. That's why the whole of Northern Nigeria is RESTING IN PEACE. Fuckn TERRORIST religion. Is kemi right or wrong?