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every morning when u are opening, give all ur waiters a certain amount of money so whenever they are coming to order for anything they pay on the spot. After the day sales they return the money given to them to u. try it and thank me later. |
please house, is Skype still available for BlackBerry Q10 and where can I get it. |
Please NLander, where is Sammyhoe and what happened to ebiag.com. anybody with info should tell me (us) ooooooooooo |
thanks to everyone... I am grateful for your advices. |
I always give her money to buy food stuff monthly. the money I always drop is for running cost. She is not doing anything presently since she just put to bed so I made it my obligation to drop something daily to complement what I have given her already. |
ImaIma1:I am a very good cook she knows that, it's just that I came back home exhausted every night but I think I will go with ur advice |
That has been her way since we got married. I am thinking of keeping my money. |
We had a little word exchange and she stopped cooking whenever I am around. I still drop feeding allowance every morning but now I am thinking of stopping. Advice needed |
I lost my phone few days ago and a friend decided to help with a BBQ10. Few minutes ago I discovered that whatsapp doesn't support Q10 anylonger. Pls house how do I get whatsapp on it for now |
Jjjj |
Leicester Fc don send word to Chelsea Fc to add €40m to the money wey then pay for Kante. For their word them talk say that Mike Emenalo of chelsea Fc use africa magic to lure them into selling Kante for that chinkinni amount, they further yan say if Pogba cost that amout wey Man u pay for him then Kante worth more |
ifeanyichukwu11:Brother from another mother, d hussling is real oooo. Add me on 08160557301 |
Mbappe nko |
I got these few minutes ago..... Ilorinlander pls confirm the news. WHERE ARE WE GOING IN NIGERIA NIGERIAN POLICE IS NOW WORST, Some days ago in Ilorin Kwara State there was a news going around that some Nigerian Police Adewole Department Ilorin were out in a patrol during the rain at the middle of the night, fortunately they came across some guys in a corner of the road hiding from the rain suddenly they rope all the guys and many people saw the guys arrested by the Police...... fortunately one of the guys they arrested there was a big son of Nigerian Naval Official, the guy called his Mother on phone and told his Mama he was arrested........ The Mama came to Adewole Police Station and couldn't found her son even dough he asked the officials and they lied they didn't rope anyone, with tears the Mama called her husband the big Naval Officials and Immediately some Naval warriors were sent to Adewole Police Station to Arrest all the Police Officials including the D.P.O AND EVERYONE.......... the Police Officials and the D.P.O were almost beating to death During the interrogation by the Naval warriors, suddenly one of the Police confess and said they already sold the guys to some people at the rate of #5,000,000,00 per person...... And the guyz is nowhere to be found till now, the interrogation is going on but we have to keep you guys updated that if Police Arrest you today please don't think you are safe, just find a way to run...... They are your worsiest enemy they can do anything for money...... please stay alert and when you see the vehicle coming across you just run away, ITS NOW BETTER TO BE A SOLDIERS FRIEND THAN NIGERIAN POLICE, PLEASE STAY ALERT AND DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SHARE FOR ALL NIGERIANS TO KNOW THE TRUTH...... THIS IS REAL...... I WILL PRAY GOD SHOULD PROTECT US FROM EVIL.a friend sent it. |
I need clarification on this. Is refusing to pay tithe a sin? The believers in the house should shed light on this. |
The guy is a learner...... Scam Alert. |
jrerico1:. I have a good news for you op. Chat me up on 08160557301 |
[quote author=ecoeco post=59719273]... B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat This is wat actually happened Husband : calls wife into the room Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger) Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry) Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck Husband : (slaps wife) Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra) Husband : you are very stupid Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him They hand wrestle for bit... Husband: (trying to avoid her blow) Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep) Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife) Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer) Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses Husband : rushes towards wife Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe) Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor) Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe) ( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts) Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window Underlining assumption : 1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately 2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman 3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation 4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related Well said |
i am not his follower but i love watching him on live tv because he amuse me. u can check him out on JOYTV, he owns OBTV. |
Where is the mind situated in the body. |
He never seize to amaze me. Meet self proclaim archangel... Daniel Obinim, also known as Bishop Obinim or Angel Obinim (b. 29 August, 1977), is a Ghanaian pastor known for self-proclaimed spiritual powers and extreme Christian practices [1] which have often sparked national outrage for infringement on rights of church members. Many have accused him of being a bogus preacher. Obinim is the Head Pastor of the International Godsway Ministries. Daniel Obinim Born August 29, 1977 (age 39) Occupation Preacher Spouse(s) Florence Obinim Controversies Edit Stepping on pregnant woman Edit In 2014 Obinim was seen on television stepping on the belly of a pregnant woman to exorcise her.[2][3] [4] This led the Amnesty International in Ghana to call for his prosecution for assault.[5] Declarations Edit Daniel Obinim has made several public controversial declarations.[6] He declared he was an angel, which led to the name "Angel Obinim" given to him by his church. He also seemed to have conjured a passport for a church member who lost his. In 2016, he told his church he could transform himself and others into objects and animals. Jon Benjamin, the British High Commissioner to Ghana, ridiculed him for these claims over Twitter.[7] 2016 flogging case Edit Obinim in August 2016 publicly flogged two teenagers, one of whom was pregnant, on live television, accusing them of fornicating and conspiring to abort a pregnancy, leading to public outcry,[8] after the video also went viral on social media. Ghana's Minister of Gender, Children, and Social Protection Nana Oye Lithur herself led a campaign for his arrest, by lodging a complaint to the Ghana Police Service Domestic Violence and Victims’ Support Unit (DOVVSU) .[9] He was subsequently arrested. Following the arrest, hundreds of his church members besieged the police station where he was held to demand his release, a move that was seen to be the first of its kind involving a religious leader. They also threatened not to vote for the current government in Ghana's upcoming election in December 2016 if Obinim is not released.[10] The protesters were dispersed with a water cannon.[11]
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Lala, where is ur friend Evans. |
Where is Evans the millionaire kidnapper. |
I know that an O negative woman that gives birth through CS must take an injection called Rhonga.(Not sure of the name) My question is that will a woman that gives birth on her own still take the injection. |
Continue this story if u don't want me to direct those soldiers to ur house. |
Team JOY TV |
ApenaEde:. Sorry. |