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CareerRe: Shortages Have Destroyed My Job As A Barman! by dlawsamesq(m): 9:26am On Mar 01, 2018
every morning when u are opening, give all ur waiters a certain amount of money so whenever they are coming to order for anything they pay on the spot. After the day sales they return the money given to them to u. try it and thank me later.
Science/TechnologySkype For Blackberry Q10 by dlawsamesq(op): 9:11am On Mar 01, 2018
please house, is Skype still available for BlackBerry Q10 and where can I get it.
LiteratureWhere Is Sammyhoe. by dlawsamesq(op): 10:23am On Feb 14, 2018
Please NLander, where is Sammyhoe and what happened to ebiag.com. anybody with info should tell me (us) ooooooooooo
FamilyRe: She Stopped Cooking. by dlawsamesq(op): 4:04pm On Feb 13, 2018
thanks to everyone... I am grateful for your advices.
FamilyRe: She Stopped Cooking. by dlawsamesq(op): 1:37pm On Feb 12, 2018
I always give her money to buy food stuff monthly. the money I always drop is for running cost. She is not doing anything presently since she just put to bed so I made it my obligation to drop something daily to complement what I have given her already.
FamilyRe: She Stopped Cooking. by dlawsamesq(op): 11:57am On Feb 12, 2018
ImaIma1:
Order a bowl of soup and stew. Remove the name sticker of the restaurant you ordered if from so that it seems like a friend made it for you. That should stir a conversation and lead to a resolution.
I am a very good cook she knows that, it's just that I came back home exhausted every night but I think I will go with ur advice
FamilyRe: She Stopped Cooking. by dlawsamesq(op): 10:30am On Feb 12, 2018
That has been her way since we got married. I am thinking of keeping my money.
FamilyShe Stopped Cooking. by dlawsamesq(op): 9:37am On Feb 12, 2018
We had a little word exchange and she stopped cooking whenever I am around. I still drop feeding allowance every morning but now I am thinking of stopping. Advice needed
Science/TechnologyHow Do I Get Whatsapp For Q10 by dlawsamesq(op): 1:23pm On Jan 10, 2018
I lost my phone few days ago and a friend decided to help with a BBQ10. Few minutes ago I discovered that whatsapp doesn't support Q10 anylonger. Pls house how do I get whatsapp on it for now
CelebritiesRe: Hafiz Rejects Tonto Dikeh’s Pregnancy Claim? - Instagram User @Alejandrosolis902 by dlawsamesq(m): 12:21pm On Nov 13, 2017
Jjjj
Nairaland GeneralLeicester Fc To Take Chelsea Fc To Court by dlawsamesq(op): 8:30pm On Nov 05, 2017
Leicester Fc don send word to Chelsea Fc to add €40m to the money wey then pay for Kante. For their word them talk say that Mike Emenalo of chelsea Fc use africa magic to lure them into selling Kante for that chinkinni amount, they further yan say if Pogba cost that amout wey Man u pay for him then Kante worth more
SportsRe: Free Soccer Tips Join To Stop Losing(trial For The First Month by dlawsamesq(m): 10:50am On Oct 19, 2017
ifeanyichukwu11:
If the odds is too poor then i wonder why on earth you will even click on the thread at all talk more of saying what i will use it for!
I think the best answer for you us to vanish from this thread.
Brother from another mother, d hussling is real oooo. Add me on 08160557301
SportsRe: Nigerian Players Who Have Never Played For The National Team by dlawsamesq(m): 10:56am On Oct 11, 2017
Mbappe nko
CrimeIs Police Really Ur Friend... Adewole Police Station Ilorin. by dlawsamesq(op): 2:26pm On Oct 09, 2017
I got these few minutes ago..... Ilorinlander pls confirm the news.





WHERE ARE WE GOING IN NIGERIA
NIGERIAN POLICE IS NOW WORST, Some days ago in Ilorin Kwara State there was a news going around that some Nigerian Police Adewole Department Ilorin were out in a patrol during the rain at the middle of the night, fortunately they came across some guys in a corner of the road hiding from the rain suddenly they rope all the guys and many people saw the guys arrested by the Police...... fortunately one of the guys they arrested there was a big son of Nigerian Naval Official, the guy called his Mother on phone and told his Mama he was arrested........ The Mama came to Adewole Police Station and couldn't found her son even dough he asked the officials and they lied they didn't rope anyone, with tears the Mama called her husband the big Naval Officials and Immediately some Naval warriors were sent to Adewole Police Station to Arrest all the Police Officials including the D.P.O AND EVERYONE.......... the Police Officials and the D.P.O were almost beating to death During the interrogation by the Naval warriors, suddenly one of the Police confess and said they already sold the guys to some people at the rate of #5,000,000,00 per person...... And the guyz is nowhere to be found till now, the interrogation is going on but we have to keep you guys updated that if Police Arrest you today please don't think you are safe, just find a way to run...... They are your worsiest enemy they can do anything for money...... please stay alert and when you see the vehicle coming across you just run away, ITS NOW BETTER TO BE A SOLDIERS FRIEND THAN NIGERIAN POLICE, PLEASE STAY ALERT AND DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SHARE FOR ALL NIGERIANS TO KNOW THE TRUTH...... THIS IS REAL...... I WILL PRAY GOD SHOULD PROTECT US FROM EVIL.a friend sent it.
Christianity EtcIs Refusing To Pay Tithe A Sin. by dlawsamesq(op): 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2017
I need clarification on this. Is refusing to pay tithe a sin? The believers in the house should shed light on this.
RomanceRe: White Lady Sends iPhone & Apple MacBook To A Nigerian Guy She Met On Facebook by dlawsamesq(m): 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2017
The guy is a learner...... Scam Alert.
HealthRe: Please Help My Mum Is Dying by dlawsamesq(m): 8:56pm On Sep 17, 2017
jrerico1:
God bless you all for your advice. It seems we have only churches here in Nigeria and not standard hospitals because we have visited all the churches that has been mentioned here. We are trying to contact a specialist in Benin that works for Ubth
. I have a good news for you op. Chat me up on 08160557301
CrimeRe: How Man Beat And Killed His Wife In Gboko, Benue State by dlawsamesq(m): 4:01pm On Aug 22, 2017
[quote author=ecoeco post=59719273]...

B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

Well said
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Pastors Are Learner Compared To Him by dlawsamesq(op): 12:20pm On Aug 07, 2017
i am not his follower but i love watching him on live tv because he amuse me. u can check him out on JOYTV, he owns OBTV.
Nairaland GeneralWhere Is The Mind In The Body by dlawsamesq(op): 9:13pm On Aug 05, 2017
Where is the mind situated in the body.
Christianity EtcNigeria Pastors Are Learner Compared To Him by dlawsamesq(op): 9:02pm On Aug 05, 2017
He never seize to amaze me. Meet self proclaim archangel...



Daniel Obinim, also known as Bishop Obinim or
Angel Obinim (b. 29 August, 1977), is a Ghanaian
pastor known for self-proclaimed spiritual powers
and extreme Christian practices [1] which have often
sparked national outrage for infringement on rights
of church members. Many have accused him of being
a bogus preacher. Obinim is the Head Pastor of the
International Godsway Ministries.
Daniel Obinim
Born
August 29, 1977 (age 39)
Occupation
Preacher
Spouse(s)
Florence Obinim
Controversies
Edit
Stepping on pregnant woman
Edit
In 2014 Obinim was seen on television stepping on
the belly of a pregnant woman to exorcise her.[2][3]
[4] This led the Amnesty International in Ghana to call
for his prosecution for assault.[5]
Declarations
Edit
Daniel Obinim has made several public controversial
declarations.[6] He declared he was an angel, which
led to the name "Angel Obinim" given to him by his
church. He also seemed to have conjured a passport
for a church member who lost his. In 2016, he told
his church he could transform himself and others
into objects and animals. Jon Benjamin, the British
High Commissioner to Ghana, ridiculed him for these
claims over Twitter.[7]
2016 flogging case
Edit
Obinim in August 2016 publicly flogged two
teenagers, one of whom was pregnant, on live
television, accusing them of fornicating and
conspiring to abort a pregnancy, leading to public
outcry,[8] after the video also went viral on social
media. Ghana's Minister of Gender, Children, and
Social Protection Nana Oye Lithur herself led a
campaign for his arrest, by lodging a complaint to the
Ghana Police Service Domestic Violence and Victims’
Support Unit (DOVVSU)
.[9] He was subsequently arrested.
Following the arrest, hundreds of his church
members besieged the police station where he was
held to demand his release, a move that was seen to
be the first of its kind involving a religious leader.
They also threatened not to vote for the current
government in Ghana's upcoming election in
December 2016 if Obinim is not released.[10] The
protesters were dispersed with a water cannon.[11]

CrimeRe: Where Is Evans. by dlawsamesq(op): 10:07am On Aug 02, 2017
Lala, where is ur friend Evans.
CrimeWhere Is Evans. by dlawsamesq(op): 9:03am On Aug 02, 2017
Where is Evans the millionaire kidnapper.
HealthPregnancy And Blood Group. by dlawsamesq(op): 11:05pm On Apr 22, 2017
I know that an O negative woman that gives birth through CS must take an injection called Rhonga.(Not sure of the name) My question is that will a woman that gives birth on her own still take the injection.
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by dlawsamesq(m): 5:43pm On Apr 09, 2017
Continue this story if u don't want me to direct those soldiers to ur house.
TV/MoviesRe: House Of Representative Compel Multichoice To Adopt Pay As You Go Package Option by dlawsamesq(m): 11:13am On Apr 07, 2017
Team JOY TV
Christianity EtcRe: Lady "Vomits Cockcroach" As T.B Joshua Prays For Her In His Church (pics) by dlawsamesq(m): 6:48pm On Apr 02, 2017
ApenaEde:
Dat is y I left Christianity 4 Islam.
This mumu mumu magic advert 4 Church just taya me. Every day na magic competition for churches, each trying 2 outdo d other.
Fakes
. Sorry.

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