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Really ? Anyway where do you people meet this kinds of girls ??Please help me , send me her number I’ll be grateful. Let me help you get her out of her life ...

Dreamers !!! How many Nigerian has #0.5m+ in bank account statistically ?
Between Private sector and Government, who has more employers ?
How many private employers I mean ( BSC) holders earn more than #50k monthly in Nigeria?
How much is Nigeria minimum wage ?
Are government civil servants not getting married ?
So gatemen in Nigeria don’t marry ?
Life has a way of solving its problem, as long as you keep working .
To the question @op yes , with #50k as salary you can marry in Nigeria now .
But before you embark on having #50k as a salary and thinking of marriage , you’ve to consider this ...
How much is my partner worth , financially and potentially ?
What happens when the #50k salary wasn’t paid or delayed ? There comes agriculture and side hustle
With the inflation in Nigeria , i don’t even advice anybody to date anyone ( male and female ) who can’t come up with at least #30k monthly.
Everybody won’t be rich . All fingers can’t be equal .
I’m broke , that’s why I’m single .

They will always use us against us . I want to thank Buhari and Amaechi for driving us ...ward.
Please let them drop us or better take us back where they picked us from . We will be grateful .
APC biggest achievement in 8 years is blaming Jonathan government.

Poor man is forming financial adviser . Let me make money first ...

There are some monikers and comments that doesn’t deserve a mention. The more you mention , like or share them, they feel relevant. Just ignore them for 1 week or 1 month , and see how the lack of attention will reduce their ego, thread and pseudo monikers and mentions .
When you feed them same tribalistic and insulting responses they dish , they quickly report you to op.
Those are clout chasers , some of them have more than 1 account , they enjoy the tribalistic and prideful banters .
Some of them are low on IQ, and funny as it is factual , they are suffering more than some of us under this administration of $1=#1.
They create thread with a different moniker , their favorite ops push it to front page , they book space , switch to another moniker and comment .
I want to know , does Nairaland pay for the number of likes and shares or mentions?
For me online is informative (cruise and facts ) .

Big man , Mo Salah , thumbs up . Religion that was given to us , and it got to some people, they said they decided to die for it . Hypocrites everywhere

My mentor . Very humble and achieve on a low. May grace visit my leg work and brain. Igbo amaka

John Noble . When I was 16, that guy did me dirty , then he’s was with Go Round F.C. I was in a local club side , when we played a local team from his community . He played as a striker #9, he didn’t keep despite been a Goalkeeper. I was a menace to him that day till he pushed me to the wall behind our post . I had a bruise on my head , which made the game to be abandoned . I cursed him as a Nigerian , not knowing that it doesn’t work , but hard work, connection and grace . Me that cursed , I’m still playing street football bar some stints in local teams . Anyway , I’ll keep on pushing . Tales of a grateful soul

I can relate with my ex . It’s common to guys on the start up ladder . Already made guys(and touts) are dreaded and they do it behind them without telling them . Though in my case , I wasn’t bothered. I once told her , if I’m CR7 , will she behave such way . I know my problem is money . So that’s my only problem for now . As long as you collect steady bleeps , and she’s there when you need her , don’t complain.
And also , my case was different because I got no heart . And I’m a slicker than serpent when it comes to cheating and lies .I don’t know why that talent doesn’t want to fetch me money .

Nairaland mods should man or are they tribalistic also . There are ways you can make your opinion known without insulting anybody all region .
Is there any joy people (Hausa, Yoruba ) , get anytime any news concerning South East comes up ?
They way they rush to South East news , I wonder why the hatred comes from.
South East is peaceful. We don’t tolerate atrocity . That’s why anything about us is plain.
Allow us to rest . I’m from Mbano. I’m Ikeduru . I’m Owerre. I’m from Imo. I’m Igbo . We will always succeed. We will be killing you all with success both home and abroad .
Any city you don’t see an Igbo person , kindly run away . Igbo Amaka

Kpokpoogri:
He played as a DM yesterday, reason he was a bit upfront.... Kimpembe and Marquinhos paired in 5&6..

Ok boss

Greatest defender ever , Sergio Ramos . I watched the match , he needs to run more and be humble a bit . If he did leave the ball , Moffi won’t get it , instead he blocked him . As a defender , Ramos nowadays wants to play like Messi , score like Ronaldo and still defend like Ramos . The truth is he can do all , but let him focus more on defending . Partnering Ramos in defense nowadays, you will have to do the job of 2 guys , because he is always eager to play and join the midfield than defend , that’s where Casemiro type of a player comes in .
As for the match , Messi did well , he created some chances and had some shots off the post. The kind of miss from Di Miria is very bad.
That Moffi needs to be serious, if not PSG would have conceded more . This is Lorient vs PSG match not CR7 vs Messi tantrums

InoGetJoy:
I suspect the government has a hand in this UGM stuff

This may not be far from the truth . But IPOB will always be dragged into because of those Monday useless sit-at-home order . If you will recall , even when IPOB cancelled it and said it will be only on Kanu court appearances days , it was still carried out vehemently not because of love for Kanu or IPOB but because of fear of UGM attacks .

InoGetJoy:
Guy e dey pain. I came to Umuahia to stay a few days with my babe and I'm surprised I've not seen any gun-totting policemen or patrol van anywhere like I use to see in Owerri these past few weeks. And the craziest part is that she stays near Nnamdi Kalu's house, you pass his house to get to the road, and I don't see police anywhere. I'm so pained. Aba and Abia state has always been the state that carry this IPOB matter for head, and it makes me know there's more to this issue in Owerri than IPOB

Aswear , you understand boss . Funny , those UGM and IPOB know where he sleeps . For e.g if he had governed Imo for 1 year (365days , he had stayed in Aso Rock for 250 days , and the remaining he sleeps in Obinze Barracks ) that’s why anytime he sleeps there once it’s 7.pm no car crosses Obinze . You will park till the next morning . Why can’t they go to Aso Rock or Obinze and attack him then ? Why putting the peaceful Imolites at risk ? I had a boss who lost his dad around July . He’s very rich , because of UGM he had to wait till December ( first week ) to bury him , because he was afraid of attack or harassment either from UGM or the military. Ask any IMSU student the ordeals the UGM caused before , during and after the last ( second semester ) exams .

studentwriter:
ipob wants to make Imo state ungovernable for Uzodinmma

Whichever way . They should go and arrest him in Abuja or Obinze Barracks . Me that chill in Orange Groove IMSU via comedy Sunday nights , despite I’m broke , just one bottle of water can’t step out again once it’s 8pm .

As expected, those who are pained by body count will counter back . Though I’d admit some points made sense . This is a case of
Driver experience vs Car mileage . Both are good when brand new .

Big Wiz ... always appreciate the ladder . Talent and hard work . May your type of grace fall on my leg work and brain .

Kaido:
2 days ago, my neighbour's daughter about 23 years old, came close to my window to wash her clothes and when I opened the curtain, I saw a big booty in a tight mini skirt facing me...grabbed my vaseline and jerked off furiously.

I have to tell my girlfriend about my this awful habit

Just joking
You sure say, that girl isn’t underage This one you carefully included age
Lol
Masturbation is bad but what will local man do .
It keeps saving man since 1200 AD

Imo is a peaceful state before our present governor came . From the fights in Orlu to Izombe , to serial kidnaps and killing of traditional rulers . From prison break to unnecessary UGM attacks to the unnecessary sit-at-homes . I cried especially the incessant shooting between UGM and Police/Army around Orji . I was like , why do we want to use our hand and kill ourselves ?
But the lines IPOB towed doesn’t sit well with me .
Why crippling your kinsman business ? Burning cars around Mbaise because they refused to sit at home ? Igbo enweghi Eze . I will do what I want as long as I’m not tampering your space and peace .
I was angrier the day Buhari visited Owerri , instead of the IPOB to come out and attack him , they declared sit-at-home . Who goes into hiding when your enemy lurks around your territory, immediately Buhari departs you see them unleashing mayhem on defenseless citizen.
Like I do tell my brothers , soon I’ll get my own gun , if you tamper with my freedom of movement, both of us will go down . They never form the government, they are giving orders , what if tomorrow IPOB and Biafra actualises , that means it will be dictatorship rule . Let’s take our fights to Abuja . Please free our Owerri and Imo for us . Go and block Aso Rock . Go and attack Aso Rock . Go and burn down Aso Rock . Hapunu Owerri biko .

But the whites scammed of with the Bible and took our lands , identity , gods etc , when will they do restitution?
Crime isn’t good . We do cry especially if we think it’s the youths that did what we perceive as illegal fraud forgetting the main Legit frauds like networks data scams , bank unnecessary charges , our politicians bullion vans etc that are killing us .

Prick wey everybody dey enjoy , e reach her turn , she wan coloniza m . Wetin Tonto and Jemena no fit do , nah Merit wan do am

So someone in his right senses is nursing the ambition of Tinubu Presidency. Someone who can’t work properly. Someone who is closer to been a centurion than Nigeria age . Who did this to us ? Even if Tinubu feels he has done enough for APC , why can’t he project Fashola, Osibanjo , Adeshina etc . Are they not Yoruba people ? Or they will betray his bullion van ambition ?
Same with Atiku at his age , what did he forget in Presidency ? He will be same as Buhari that only wanted to be President but has no plans to rule . There are capable men in Nigeria , there’s Ngige , Peter Obi , Rochas , Umahi , Wike , Zulu , Kwankwaso, Ondo state governor, Amaechi , can’t we choose among them .

The beauty is her brain , poise , elegance, slim etc. It’s not about big nyash , fine face , big breast . Did you read where it was said she studied Computer Science and Mathematics in Uniport ? Did you read where she attended her Secondary School , FGGC , Abuloma, Rivers States . Check the list of Fashion firms she represented. Check her endorsements . You can’t represent those fashion brands with only ass and boobs as assets , no . Same way Mike BB9ja will always appeal to International audience ahead of Kiddawaya BB9ja.

This isn’t worthy of news. If it’s true , it should be expected . Everyone knows Neymar and Messi relationship. For Mbappe , the guy I think has ego issues . He knows he’s good . And he has won everything to bar UCL to be won . Clearly , he doesn’t want to play for PSG by extension with Neymar and Messi again . Same way he lost the Euro penalty and requested to be absented from future Le Blues matches . The only reasonable chance PSG has of winning UCL rest on his shoulders . And currently he’s miles ahead of Neymar and Messi . He should try and cool down for PSG (Leonardo) to win UCL this season. I suspect their will be squad fighting if Madrid wins PSG .

By all means try get money as a man !!!
God bless my leg work and brain .
Chief Ned , happy birthday.

She’s beautiful. Her dressing is decent . Fulani peeps are gorgeous.
If she’s AA let her locate me

Technicality of the Law . It’s a question of know your boundaries ( starting and finishing ) . I doubt if the right authority will take up the case.
But that’s a good one , only EFCC will search phones , investigate fraud , enter like criminals at night and burgle people house , arrest politicians etc .
I’m waiting when they will arrest me for been broke or find the root of my red account balance and brokenness.