₦airaland Forum

Our amiable Traveller . The great Buhari. I wish you prepared yourself well to rule not those miscreants surrounding you .
But this your freshness don pass Obasanjo own.

The headline is misleading !!! This is simply normal aboki business , condemn iron . Make the go rest , since they are shocked , they should come and get info from our darling daddy , the one and only Aso Rock Shock Absorber .

One thing I know is , Buhari will be shocked . They should continue shifting the post . Appeal to whose conscience ? Joke of the decade .
I can suggest comprehensive security solution . But let me eat first . Check my signature please

Nothing will happen after the food . How can I invite Cuppy to my village ? Is this Cuppy type of girl I need in my life now . A girl with money . I will be faithful

What’s the sin of my dear Imo State ? I guess it is a result when a governor was imposed against the people wish . Our caliber of governors makes me cry .
Imo a peaceful state , good night life and beautiful weather is now full of blood . Why did we have Supreme Court governor that sleeps in Barracks ?
Why did ESN and IPOB entered with some careless shooting spree ? We are not done battling with wicked military extortions , prisoners where set free , since then there have been no peace !!!Our lands are been given to Fulani , if we refuse , the government will send soldiers to attack us !
Free Imo state from Federal Suppression.

[quote author=youmour post=108564491]You see that talk about preferring fvck to food ehn na me[/quote
Hahaha , broke boy like me , nah to survive first

There’s no long money that is not dirty . Person that his teeth show , is the person with big teeth . Inside me I wish to have such long money , even if I’ll do the behind bars , if not for anything but for my family .

youmour:
Oh sorry I didn't mean they are avoiding me for money or say I no Sabi toast oh, I meant to say able bodied women dey avoid me because I too sabi fvck

Lol . I can’t stop laughing . I hail you boss for the fucking industry .
Though I’ve not seen a girl that will avoid a guy who can Bleep so we’ll. What I know is the don’t like someone who prefers Bleep to food .

youmour:
Oh sorry I didn't mean they are avoiding me for money or say I no Sabi toast oh, I meant to say able bodied women dey avoid me because I too sabi fvck

Lol . I can’t stop laughing . I hail you boss for the fucking industry

youmour:
I'm cute and like to fvck but haven't met anyone yet, even able bodied girls avoid me

Lol . You will get them boss with time. Just be jovial and humble . Broke guy like me should be after money not sex . I’ve to focus , finish school( she was a graduate ) . God bless my leg work and brian

Good one nwanne m. This is genius in action . Actually I’m hardly moved by all this racism talks . Let’s get things done. I did have studied medicine but the sight of blood and ailments is unbearable to me .
Proudly human . Black is color not mindset . Assist me via my signature, good and well wishers ... I can design your lands into parcellation

youmour:
Yeah I can't deal with gum body females, I hate that shit, if na just knacks then I'm game.

They do gum body too much , especially if you a cute guy . To Bleep , they love it so much . You will Bleep tire

youmour:
I will like to fvck an amputee

Lol. What if you Bleep the jealous type ? Though I was broke , she do give me money ( her mom has a big restaurant and she also control the fam business ) , but she is very jealous . I must always come around and be with her if I’m free , either in shopping or making hair etc . The thing come the kill my guy man inside .

It depends on the player , the mindset and the club he moved .
Klopp is good . He has a unique pattern that takes hard work and tactics above technic . That’s why average ( good ) players ( Milner, Chamberlain, Henderson , Robertson , Gini and Can before they left Shmelzer, Piscek etc in BVB) etc will thrive under him as long as you work-rate on and off the ball and follow his tactics . And any player that has brain and technique ( Sallah, Mane, Firmino, Alcantara, Fabinho, TAA, Lewandowski , Hummels , Gotze @BVB ) and is willing to work harder will still excel under Klopp .
To the @op , we live in world football dominated by stats .
Since stats counts more and will be remembered more , we have to judge players by stats now . Using it , ahead of on pitch balling I’d say ,
Coutinho , Can, Sterling , Suarez , Torres, did better after leaving Liverpool. Till Liverpool win more League titles and UCL under Klopp without them then you will start comparing . All of them won either UCL or League titles or both in their next clubs after Liverpool.
For Gini, 3 goals so far isn’t bad . Let’s wait till season finish . He’s sure of Ligue 1.
NB: Suarez , Sterling , Torres dint play under Klopp. I used leaving Liverpool as a general template.

Power of make up for ladies . Also power of borrow borrow for guys . I’ve seen guys borrow clothes , shoes , accessories to look rich to a lady .
Back to the topic , I once had a friend . Though not her fault , she was an amputee, (one leg )but she was heavily endowed both front and back and very beautiful facially and fair . She takes good care of her skin and update herself with the latest make up , and hair style . She spends good money on wears too . She wears mostly designer undies .
Due to her condition , she uses 1 clutch as support , the amputated leg was below the knee . So I don’t know how she does , but she will snap from her laps upwards .
As a baller , she was very fond of me , and we became tight . We do make love .
Someday I asked , why do she always post pictures of her face and chest only or her sitting position ... she smiled and told me I won’t understand. She can’t post herself with clutches or showing her amputated leg .
And if you see the number of guys in her DM !!!.
When I remember it , I’ll just laugh because I know some guys can move mountains to meet a beautiful girl , and I’ll be curious to see the looks on their faces any day one meets her .

God I knew money . Bless my leg work and brain .
Why will someone marry an ugly woman ? Will they reduce the b(p)ride prize ?
Don’t say peace of mind and favor .

Man and woman can’t be equal . But there should be equality of opportunities in all spheres of life . If someone has the qualities, qualifications , inspiration and means to do a job , the person should be considered and taken irrespective of gender .
To our cultures , women are unique . The should enjoy their role .

I don’t know how to react . How have the so called lauded infrastructure benefited the average Nigerian ?
Where should I start from , gas , food , fuel , kerosene, cost of living , transportation, education, technology, security, rule of law , tribalism , etc what have improved under Buhari tenure ? Everything got worse and some people are still defending him ?
Invite him to NASS , and Malami will use constitution to threaten them ?
Can’t Buhari have a town-hall meeting , let’s question him ? Not all those organized callers and questions.
To our able minister , I’d expect you to tell us what Buhari will offer like you guys did in 2014 election campaigns? $1=#1. You see this scam , till we revisit it , I doubt the integrity of Nigeria been one .

What made him a Counselor? Is that a job or title ?
Everybody be forming relationship expert .
Someone from a broken home can’t comprehend what love is . Lest I forget , controversy generates traffic .
There’s only one woman , who won’t abandon you no matter your life situation ( poor, bedridden, thief, or even on death row ) . That’s the mother . To me , anything she says , will be considered first . I’ve a mother that people bring that daughters to learn from . She’s a teacher . She’s like a role model to most young girls in my community.
For future wifey , she will have to tow my mum line , because if she didn’t instill the good and responsible qualities in me , I don’t think she did agree to marry me .
Respect is reciprocal .

Check my signature boss. Any amount I’ll be grateful.
My grandma told me , don’t give what you can’t forget. .
The banny will show up . But those kind girls will make demands on bed before the sex . She knows you wan Bleep .
So play along and Bleep, simple .
Those casting him , is it your own money ? He can spend it how he wants it . The girl didn’t use juju on him , but beautiful body charm .

We are borrowing and still suffering !!! Someone only planned to win power ,but is clueless on how to use it .
Yet one of his sponsors who sold him to Nigeria wants to take over ??!
Someone should remind their 2014 campaign promises again
Are we really blind or is it tribalistic and partisan blindness ?

Who’s Tonto nairaland media officer ?
When was last time she acted any movie ? Controversy and clout chasing is her pill . What do I know , she’s made for life .

Peace is precious but costly

So a critical thinker . I’m still thinking what legacy I will contribute to this earth . Hunger and hustle won’t allow me to think . Let me not waste this brain. Elon Future

The way people here are fighting figure of speech is alarming !!!
Congratulations Dr Ezemmuo.
Anyhow a kid come to this world , let the kid be blessed .
That was my grandma words . God bless my leg work and brain .
Make una try see my account for my signature!!! I’m a grateful soul.

I love the fact , the @op didn’t consider the other tribe for Nigeria President.
Was also surprised he didn’t include @Goodluck Jonathan .
Since it’s that way , you all can please excuse the other tribe from Nigeria . Allow them to go . After all , since they are not good to rule , why should they be good when they are ruled ?
Is it by force to belong to an entity ? Is it by force to answer one name ?
We have different cultures and tribes , different demographies, allow each tribe to be an independent nation . This unity begging and beating is enough .
Allow the Igbo people to be a nation of their own , since they are not trusted to rule Nigeria.
Once there’s distrust , there’s no harmony . A country where the Federal constitution is supreme to a section of people , and Islamic constitution/Sharia is supreme to another section , which country is that ?

Imagine hypocrites, and drug abusers . Another constitution, inside a constitution. Is alcohol a crime in the constitution, or is Hisbah operating in another country ?
And some people here are claiming one Nigeria , where a section is governed by Nigeria constitution and another by Islamic constitution.
Our problem in this country is Religion . Hope they won’t expect to benefit VAT from alcohol ? Is that how UAE and Saudi developed ? Funny enough , those Islamic Imams and Chiefs , will send their kids to Western Universities instead of sending them to Mecca to study, and then deceive the poor and ignorant fools that Education is Haram .

This news didn’t add a kobo to my already zero account balance. At least it added #1m to the girl parents .
Sometimes I wonder , is it lack of responsible and rich suitors or greediness on the bride parents side or greediness on the bride or groom side ...
Please don’t mention royalty , where’s the virility in the octogenarian?
Someday there will be end to royalty . All man will be on equal footing .
I wish her happy married life , same way I wished , Oshiomole wife , Obasanjo wife , Iwuanyanwu wife , and Ned wife .

DubaiLandLord2:
May God bless our hustle bro!

Iseeeeeeh

Been born broke and still broke despite numerous hustles . Now can’t even send money to my peeps home to flex this Xmas . God bless my leg work and brain . I’m grateful for life

Both clubs where affected but the difference was clear . A season or so before CR7 left Madrid , Zidane has already started reducing his game time . He features him mostly against big teams in the League and UCL . So Madrid adapted even before his exit . Also , Perez made sure CR7 wasn’t bigger than Madrid . Madrid interest come first . CR7 had only 1 contract renewal in 9 years . He gave Madrid $100m.
For Barcelona , I know they are still owing Messi even after his departure, that tell you the bad management they did with Messi . They worshipped him . Players where bought and sold by his signature. 7 contract renewals in 9 years as of that time CR7 was around . Even in Barca training, they don’t tackle Messi . He was their Lord, and players must fit his profile .
The truth is , he delivered. But Barca failed to notice something...no player will fit Messi like Iniesta, Xavi, Alves, and Busquet. Immediately 3 left it was hard for Barcelona from there . Check the stats 2009-2015, and 2016-2021. Any team that have the lungs to press , will win Barcelona. Messi gave Barca debt .
Verdict , Madrid fared better to Barcelona.
Reason: Not because of Messi and CR7, but the clubs management.

Best President of Nigeria so far @ObJ. Actually , I don’t think Buhari has any plan to rule Nigeria . He was only interested in becoming the President. I do revisit his election promises once in a while , and I know if it’s a country that works , he would have either resigned or impeached .
And to our reverend scholar , I can only laugh . I heard he was a former retired soldier . So kidnapping is now a business ? Each time , he says government should dialogue with Fulani bandits cum terrorist on what ground ? That the government should grant them amnesty lol ? I quote him Gumi , “We all know that bandits initially don’t kill people. They only kidnap people to get money, but something has metamorphosed and turned them into a Frankenstein monster that kill people just for the pleasure of it.”
So he is walking free delivering speech ?
I will definitely survive this agenda.