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hpk:
OP DON'T FORGET P.N OKEKE OHHHH....

With his partner; M.W Anyakoha.

uupgrade:
haha bro. So true. Gadgets ooh damn it. I wonder a day without One.. Its gonna suck a lot.

My phone is my number one girlfriend.

uupgrade:
i end up making excuses i never want to make. My new Gf is family. I so much love them

My girlfriends ever since have been my gadgets.

And also my football team.

uupgrade:
is like they born with it!

A friend of mine had séx with a girl, and from what he experienced, he said the place was kinda tight and all, believing that she was a virgin, or at least, just beginning. Fast-forward a week or thereabouts later the girl came around again and this time around, it was like they dug a bole-hole in there. As free as a highway at midnight. The guy inquired to know who she gave it to, for where! The girl was busy crying seriously and all that silly stuffs they do in order to prove their innocence. After much my guy accepted, and when he told me about it, he said be believed her cause her tears were real. I said tar! What was real? I told him that as a sharp-badt guy that he is, he is still falling for such cheap trick from them girls. He didn't agree, but I left him with his belief. Fast-forward some weeks later, he told me I was right. That it was all a hoax.

I tell am say him never know anything about girls. Smh

uupgrade:
i tell ya. No more expecting heartaching calls

Or answering GMAT questions like why you didn't call last night. Blah blah blah...

uupgrade:
u av no idea. I have been single for like 4months now. N am so happy, very peaceful no heartache, sleepless nights.

You be learner for singlehood sef.

Me single since March 2013. Nothing as relieving as waking to know you are as free as a bird.

rawpadgin:
love is pain & i detest being in pain

Love is sweet... And like theu say: love is pain and pain is love. But the question is; am I ready to bear such pain? Nah nah nah... I'd rather remain single.

uupgrade:
i av realized that falling inlove is one of the greatest threats to ur Health. So i basically don't let myself fall inlove....

Babe: That man gave me 30 becux i told him i would resume early this semester.

Me: wow! Who is he to u?

Babe: He is a customer at where i work.(cyber Cafe) He does bring a lot of work for me to do for him.

Me: what a nice man! But he does pay u while u render those services to him right?(Typing n Printing)

Babe: yea.

After like 2 weeks, everytime i do get hold of her phone, i see something fishy(a contact that calls her very often, even morethan me her boo. Maintained my cool. N was just hoping d contact would call just when am wit her, which really happened.

Me: who is dat caller ruining our nice romance?

Babe: it was dat man i told u about, he said i should come do work for him. Don't mind him jareh (soft kiss).

Me: (after she left me dat day n came back d following day, i confronted) babe r u playing with me? Where did u go yesterday when u left me? If u r going to say one lie to me again, u better leave d house before doing dat.

Babe: (exclaimed) honey r u crazy? Wat kind of talk is dat? (trust niger girls untop denial, i really salute unna) she was like even hitting me for acussing her.

Me: funny! Babe (showing an angry face) u think am a fool? I followed u yesterday after u left my house. (at dis moment i said it n before she could ultter a counter word, i left d room... My room. N ask her to go when she's done) she was there for about two hours n so. Then she left. When i came bak, i saw like 3 good notes. D one dat got me amused was when she say she didn't slept with him.. In my mind i was like, WHO ASK YOU?

As in ehn... Falling in love or rather giving your heart to someone now feels like signing your death warrant. Smh.

But sha girls can deny ooooooo. They will swear, cry and wail and some noobs would believe their crocodile tears. Tar! Na today?

Who doesn't know this story was fabricated?

FBS:
Kante is here. Can't help but wonder why he is not interested in UCL for this season?

Money talks, bullshit runs the marathon.

RaeMystix:
Valencia? . ...Yikes. Well Nani once played for Man Utd, with Ronaldo;;They seemed to be close back then( also watch their relationship during the Euro 2016 games. Ronaldo isn't as bad as he is made to be by folks. He might be distant to his teammates, but that might be just a way to protect himself. Not all of his teammates will love him. I mean he is one of the best paid players in sports. Lots of people do not like been overshadowed by someone else's sucess.



Ps. If you do not understand my comment, it's cos I'd just woken up .

As regards your last paragraph: I comprehend it hook, line and sinker.

Honestly, I'm running outta patience for this miscreants and these truants. For goodness sake, how could a sane human go on such evil after leaving his/her place of worship? Gosh! Are these people goats or what?!

The Bible was right afterall... My people perish for lack of knowledge. Why not go about your business and let others do same? Is that too hard to comprehend? Don't they go to Mosque on Sundays to pray? Has anyone ever reprimanded them for doing so?

I have always said these guys ain't bad but... I think I would have to rethink this. I need to change my stand on this ish. These guys ain't worth it.

And... Can a Muslim bro or sist confirm these verses for me?

madridguy:
Attack on Catholic church is attack against humanity. I still don't know why right thinking group of people will attack catholic church. This is the only church that don't discriminate before giving out their services to the society. From their hospitals, to school, and other social amenities. They gave you this without asking you are you a Muslim or Christian.

I wish I am buoyant enough to single handed fixed the church.

I will be forever be grateful to the Catholic mission for what they did in my life.

Back to the Almajiri hoodlums, you people are not representing ISLAM/MUSLIM. You are bunch of illiterates who doesn't understand the teaching of Islam. Islam means Peace.
I blame hausa elites for this.

Well said bruv.

RaeMystix:
He plays for Portugal. My fault. What local team does Nani play for again?.

He just got transferred to Valencia.

coded01:
Na so oh...

That guy too dey form jare...

Gatlin na American na... You suppose know say shakara too dey worry those people. But frankly, him forming too much. But I like am like that sha.

bykebyke:
I no even read am,shock no allow me.

I just hear the headline from my younger bruv. On a personal note, I no kukuma dey read lol.com when better sites dey to read news from.

RaeMystix:
Really. You are I have different interpretations of Ronaldo's comment. So let's like it as it is. Stating also that Rolando isn't friends with any of his teammates is quite harsh. He seems to have a special bond with Nani.

I never knew Nani now plays for Madrid. Like you didn't see Madrid teammates there.

Targaeryian:
That is fast...

Fastest ive downloaded anything was 2.3Mb/s using Airtel.

16.3Mb/s? In this Naija?

WTF!!!

But at what cost?

You call that fast Ahh, na wa ooooo.

Let's get something straight here... Was your Airtel download 2.3Mb/s or 2.3MB/s? Meanwhile, what the op posted in Megabytes is roughly 2.04MB/s, that is 16.3Mb/s divided by 8, will give you something in the region of 2.04MB/s. Notice the difference in writing. One is written with small-letter b and the other in capital-letter B.

For me, I get around 4MB/s downloading with my Airtel at night. If we convert that to Megabits, it will amount to 32Mb/s. So you see, that stuff ain't fast a bit. It's just there. If I can get between 3 and 4MB/s on my Airtel, then any service bragging with its 4G capabilities should give me something above that for starters.

Nihilist:
That guy should gerrahia.

Who be Costa sef? Ohhh, that una fighter ba?

Chestar5:
we no get light

Smh...

bykebyke:
Sevilla,Malaga,Real Sociedad before Madrid.

Liga Federation,kuku kill us.

How come Goat.com come dey put up a different article say the fixture list dey against Madrid when infact na we e dey against? Smh.

coded01:
Same too...

Want to see Usain Bolt beaten...

Na Gatlin you dey expect to beat am? I dey expect to see Yohan Blake beat am sha.

RaeMystix:
Messi featured on a one of Ronaldo's documentary, and he ( Ronaldo) was quoted saying that people tend to think they are both enemies, when Infact they are friendly.

You the "FOOTBALL FANATIC" ought to know about a thing like that. Don't you think?.

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Friends as professionals and not on personal terms. Ronaldo ain't even friends with many of his Madrid teammates, let alone Messi.

Its actually not what you think. I saw the doc too just a day after it was premiered. And honestly, that wasn't what he meant.

Skimpledawg:

can someone please hold IpopAlomo? Kai, Messi haf suffer dz week

I dey even dey enjoy the bars sef.

SIRcumalot:
wenger go still pick the next best barca academy player before una no what's up.

All the ones wey him pack in the past, wetin him use them win? Plate? Cup? Spoon? Nada!

Skimpledawg:
iPopalomo, ua crazy ai swear. been laughing since I came across this thread ...

barca fans don hear am.
dmcdad, wats d way forward na

Onto which matter bruv?

Emaprince:
"They sent Payet to take me outta d GAME..
but I returend as Manager to make d world #PrayForParis AGAIN"...

#CR7bars

Nice one.

LizGray:
Thanks. I'll heed your advice.


True. Thats the main thing- Laziness. If they're ready to shed fat, they will.

Another factor is greed. They can't seem to turn down the opportunity to load their bellies with food especially when it's free or when they are not the ones paying for it. It's just sad to know that a vast majority of these ladies are hungry-ladies.

Hunger/greed + laziness = bulky tummies.

@lizgray, you have a nice post up there. But you have to stop the back-and-forth thingy with those who don't buy your idea or opinion.

Certainly it would be useful for many who choose to hearken to it. And to the others, you don't need to force it on them or even make them subscribe to your school of thought. Just leave it and let those who care to work with it do.

Meanwhile as your post... If these ladies would put their nose to the grindstone and workout well, then it would be a good thing for starters. Sometimes they can't run away from the aforementioned foods they should try to do without, but it doesn't mean they shouldn't add an effort to cut them down and also do lots of workouts.

But the average Nigerian lady is just too lazy! Simple as A, B, C.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Talk is cheap. Which staple nigerian food is not in the above or a derivative of the above?

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See this guy sha... So you still dey this world? I think say you don dey Heaven already dey chillax wait for us.

liveLongNprospa:
my Guy ...howfar na?

Your boi loyal jare. How your side na?

liveLongNprospa:
when i saw ben hayward's article actually praising CR7 that was when i realized all of them are just constructive haters..
in one tournament CR7 has changed everybody's opinion about him...
well except some bakar fans on nairaland.. Abeg whr DMCdad dey ooooo? hope all is well with ur padi?... usbcable

Who dey look for me ooooo?