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Oluwasaeon: yes bro....#Cfc..ktbffh

schumastic: is only on nl that you will see girls commenting on threads meant for guys and sections like this that they are needed, they will turn deaf and dumb....no offense but is the truth and annoying meschew

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed to the trolley for dispense error form.
lady: should i fill it?
me: yes
after filling the form i directed her to my ATM custodian for further resolution and submission.
she said thank you and left..she later came to ask me how long it will take to the reverse the transaction, i said 24hr...she said thank you and left
she came back for the third time.

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!

UjSizzle: I'm a lot more interested in what men consider to be the green light.

otusnorahs: Greenlight actually means being interested in sometn bt nt being able to voice out ur feelings. Most gurls re guilty of dt. Me? I myt b too shy to confront it bt will approach it d other way flashing d greenlightt. Then it will look to u as if u made d first move. I did that to a guy way back, I excused him n engaged him in a conversation. He then turned around n did d 'chyking'. I even 'styled' for him for a long tym. Bt today we re happily married. Sometimes d grrenlight works. At times it doesn't.

wilyparker: There's this gal(a friend) wen eva she comes to my house she always expose her undees wen we're alone... This has got me thinking... Pls i'd to knw if that's a green light...

colly227: My brother the thing dey confuse person I for prefer make dem babes dey carry traffic light for head so when fit know when to proceed.

colly227: Lol NL babes don lock up... Please make una teach us how to identify green light na cos I only see red lights

Afroconnect: If a girl forms for me,I diss her and deletes her number-its so old school and dumb to form-especially these money hungry Naija ladies.

So many white ladies I talk to are free and original but Naija criminal minded dumb girls go dey form onto nothing-with their soiled pu-ssy wey old men dey take play.

Niaja girls are full of ego when they are so cheap,just spend some cash dey go dey smile like clowns.

1one: We should open another thread.. "HOW TO FLASH LIGHT-5 Essential things every lady needs to flash the correct shade and intensity of green light"

ollah1: Note 4's battery might not be 4x that of 6+ but am sure it would last longer than 6 hours especially when on L. The only reason that wouldn't make it last that long is the bloatwares Samsung would add into it. But if it can be removed, nothing stops it from lasting that long.

ollah1: The LG G3 comes with a 3000MAh battery with a QHD and it lasts more than again what stops the Note 4 to last more than that considering the chipset in it 805 to 801. KK consumes less power than the JB on your Note 2. So expect Note 4 to last longer. Don't forget that Android L is on its way and we are yet to see its full features.

1one: See it's a simple thing... If a girl shows green light and the guy doesn't still woo her it just means the guy is not into her.. A normal guy can sense green light from Oshodi even if the girl is flashing it in CMS..Guys are not as dumb and clueless as ladies would like to think... If you flash green light and he doesn't take it as a cue then he's not interested in you.. SIMPLE. As someone rightly said A guy would reject as many ladies he's not attracted to just the same way a girl would... No difference. There's this subtle expectation that once a girl woos a guy or does something close to that being that it's against convention; then the guy "MUST" also accept the offer.. BIG LIE ooo.. As hard and as disadvantaged as my face is if a girl I'm not attracted to physically, intellectually and spiritually woos me. .. She's on her own o.. I go just jejely and respectfully decline.

Vado: I think there are subtle ways a lady can go about showing signs and encouraging a brother and still not losing her self-esteem in the process. If it's meant to be, it will beautifully be. I like your logic.

Vado: Lol, you ladies keep hammering on guys thinking you are cheap blah blah. That's a myth tbh, truth is most of us don't even think that way. What that unnecessary fronting subconsciously create in our brains is the urge to want to get back at ya for debasing our ego during the wooing phase through your shitty acts.

Not saying you should sell yourself short, a lil fronting at the initial phase is cool but when you overdo it, even though you actually like the guy just to make the poor fella feel lowly, his only agenda becomes vengeance. Reason for the subsequent "he used and dump me story".

KillerBeauty: That's y Google is there. Browse it u will see different template there.

No b evrytin dem dey create thread for

extol187: How abt Douglas?

texazzpete: Apart from the fact that the iPhone 6+ is most likely more powerful than the upcoming Note 4, at best the Note 4 will be $50 cheaper when compared to the i6+ of equivalent storage Space.

If you're expecting 4 days battery life with that 2k screen, prepare to be disappointed.

candygosh: I never said all of what you typed up there. Buy if you need to see the picture quality it produces. I leave u to the other owners here. Talk doesn't beat proof.

I case my rest.

texazzpete: No words for you, my friend. You've already roped yourself in with your ignorance.

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DaGC: Feel free to add whatever you wanna. We learn that way. Knowledge is an everlasting journey. Nobody knows all.

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nnenneigbo: I never begrudge anyone what they can afford and want to buy and enjoy. It's called personal choice. I'll never buy a Samsung and would never dictate to anyone else no to buy it as well.

Personally the smoothness of the iphone is what i've loved since day one, having taught my old folks how to use Facetime and being able to use imessage freely with them, i'm not above switch. I'm definitely getting the iphone 6 on release day as i'm stuck on 5 currently, but feel to buy me the latest samsung too.

Same reason i prefer BMW to ford, regardless of the spec, i love the way it drives. Is that a crime?
hmmm!

DaGC: Broda @Dmcdad, I do get your point, although its obvious you like the iPhone more. Makes me surprised that you are using a Note II cause that money could have gotten you a 4s or a 5 sef.

Apple sure has an advantage because the OS belongs to them, so whatever phone they produce, they maximise it to work at optimal performance with their OS hence the integration. Unline google that doesn't make their own phones. The Nexus line are the smoothest offerings on android because they run 'pure andriod' but even google outsource them to other OEMs. I'm sure if produced their own phones they might have optimised it to work at optimal levels with their OS. I kinda like what Microsoft is doing with Windows phone at the moment, although other OEMs are also offering Windows phone too, so the best really would have to be the Nokia Lumia line ups because they belong to Microsoft. I've see the fluidity of a single core Windows phone and I was amazed.
None is perfect though. Apple lacks customisations, true multitasking, its a hackers delight hence data aint usually safe with them etc, Andriod requires more resources, prone to viruses, windows phone doesn't offer much with apps, and despite the GPU on the phone, it tends to have the final say on graphics quality on its games, you can't really tweak it etc.
Wasn't impressed with you supporting the claim that HTC's ultrapixels beat Sammy's megapixels in picture quality though. That was a real doozy. The iPhone might still be stuck on 8MPs for the 4th phone running, but it can sure take a quality photo, but even so, it won't blow the S4 or the S5 away so easily as you implied. It might even lose in some situations. But you were right in saying that the only phones that could top its quality easily are the top end Lumia phones.
FYI, HTC and Sony should be ashamed of their cameras especially Sony. Such nice designs with solid build quality should also a nice user experience to go with it.

Sorry, the post got long. I didn't mean to ramble much. Back to watching our 'super houseflies'.

Kessleek: The last time i checked apple was market share too, though they are making the "better" devices...

ABC247: I like the way you presented your argument, unlike my other friend. I have nothing personal against Apple or anybody in this forum. But I just want the truth to be told the way it is. ANDROID IS GOOD and IOS IS GOOD. JUST CHOOSE WHAT YOU LIKE AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT IN OUR DEAR COUNTRY NIGERIA THAN DEBATING ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRY'S INGENUITY.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

ABC247: I like the way you presented your argument, unlike my other friend. I have nothing personal against Apple or anybody in this forum. But I just want the truth to be told the way it is. ANDROID IS GOOD and IOS IS GOOD. JUST CHOOSE WHAT YOU LIKE AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT IN OUR DEAR COUNTRY NIGERIA THAN DEBATING ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRY'S INGENUITY.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

ollah1: Yes sammy sales has dropped and its due to the cheap chinese brands running on same OS Android. iphone thumping sammy in sales doesn't mean its the best. Why do they call iFans iSheeps cos they don't reason with their head. 8 out of 10 iSheeps don't know why he is getting the new iPhone. Apple isn't the first company to use fingerprint scanner on their phone. Motorola used it first. What Apple is doing right now is what Sammy has done already. Remember when Jobs(R.I.P) said no one would buy a big screen phone, why did they eventually

ABC247: Serious gamers don't play on mobile. BTW Mobile games graphic still have a long way to go before catching up with Console quality, unless you are talking of PS1,NINTENDO DS, FIRST MICROSOFT XBOX, ETC.
On a side note; Have you checked out GTA 5? That's just PS3 graphics. PS4 and XBOX ONE graphics is a discussion for another day.
THANKS.

ollah1: Basically at the moment Apple is doing everything Samsung has already done, just wait for 12" iPad, and an iPhone Mini