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k2039: You just insulted my wives.

Only you wives Wey me dey here dey waste. Chai!

utumunta: when will women learn that most compliments that men pay them are not from the bottom of their hearts ? Men, most times compliment ladies cos it makes them feel good and guarantees the man easier access to her "london".
Men are always like: "what the heck, she is not my sister or wife". Ladies, pls grow some brain.

Gbam!!!

Blazinraj01: You actually think all that are the things that make a man? If so, You have a long way to go

Its always easy to tell ladies how to live their lives

You just don't see right through me neither do you see right through the OP. Stop being bias and learn a thing or two from the OP. I don't see any reason why one would wanna give oneself self-justification. if you are sui-generis in a positive way, then you have got no problem. But the thing is most of you girls are always guilty of stuffs like this and instead of you to accept whatever that comes to the fore wholeheartedly, you always wanna get a way to throw it back to the men. Gosh!

If you know half the stuff I am made of, you wouldn't dare to tell me I have a long way to go. Not like I am perfect or a saint but....

lepasharon: I have three in one ear and i think its cool nd so does everybody else..

Sorry for my curiosity, but what makes you think everybody think it's cool? Cause I don't think it is....

Blazinraj01:
Reasons why most guys are still single:
I sincerely hope these will help our single guys and if you are close to the OP who is nearing 40, please, let him read this:

1) They collect every ladies number
2) They love clubbing
3) They chase after everything in skirt
4) They can not afford to be with an Ideal woman
5) They sag and wear dirty boxers
6) They are forming 25 even when they are already 40 and they've got protruding bellies
7) They are everywhere
They are not ready to be responsible
9) They think they are full grown men but they are full grown boys
10) They want perfect women but this isn't possible because we humans and we r bound to make mistake.

Did you fall in any category? Kindly make
restitution b4 its too late.

You actually mean a guy who collects lots of digits from them gurlz can Always be single? And you think a guy who loves clubbing ain't got ladies waiting to be the next-in-line? Seriously? Does chasing every thing in skirt make a guy single or in abundance?

I can't attend to all but, I think you really need to revise the above as it doesn't hold...

Please try again...

Sorry, but seriously? I think it should have been; what women think they want in men.... Cause in reality, none of these appeals to them (especially Nigerian girls). How many of em can you single out as independent?

Abeg make we leave story for tortoise jare....

I can't tell for sure ooooooo. But sincerely having multiple piercing and stuffs turns me off big time.... That's just me anywayz, who cares....

^^^^ Ehen... Ehya. E dey happen sha.

But, is that the sore reason why it goes sore?

#Just asking.

^^^^ Ehen... Ehya. E dey happen sha.

But, is that the sore reason why it goes sore?

#Just asking...

Emyo: Like you had always said it, it is abstract! That is your own view. Why can't all these Mai Bomb say their veiw without calling somebody, names. The best thing about critiques is that it builds the author. That is what we lack in this forum. All you see around is multiple usernames with just one brain, bad brain o. Jobless and frustrated ones o.
thanks dear. You will not only stand on naira but you would also be the naira lord. They is joy in helping to build a big project like DAT. Hope you will build it with us?, tell your friends, let make it a reasonable place for reasonable people. Thanks.

You still didn't answer my question. A simple one at that....

Emyo: YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A Carpenter.

Look at this Furniture Evaluaters o..

Frrruck the worst of my Character! You are a short Put, ask the girls in the female hostle.

What is a short put please

Did you read what you wrote? Does it make sense to you?

#Just wondering....

preshuzpearl: Error!! This is unacceptable.
I'd rather stay unmarried!

Ok...

Cholls: ^^^ no ooo....I no want by gone ooo.


For me I wish I could see Patricia ete in the house of rep again so she can continue to teach me about the way Nigerian girls behave

Lol. Badt guy...

ikechukz: Why do girls think that ignoring a guy that likes them and who they might also be attracted to will make him more interested.It's just stupid when you call a girl,she doesn't answer and doesn't call you,you ask her out she gives you excuses,you talk to her and she acts as if you are pestering her when indeed she likes you back and always think about you.
Do any of you guys find it interesting or just annoying.

i actually find it interesting because I do it more than they do... God know say I know send anybody. I'd rather remain single as I am than take shit from anyone.

Do you actually think we can help you? Why go far when so near Hmm??

Do you actually think we can help you? Why go far when so near

Obinnau: I know I came late to the thread, but I can't pass by withouth wishing my best friend on nairaland happy birthday. It is not by wish and desire alone that you are at this stage of life but by God's grace, may your life's force continue to grow aflame and more stronger and never diminish. May you live to see the next year of july 10 and the next and the next till God desires it comes to end. May those that will against your life fret in your glory and greatness as you rise to the zenith happy birthday Courtney Schulist.

Same here... Happy buffday in arrears... All the best

Obinnau: I know I came late to the thread, but I can't pass by withouth wishing my best friend on nairaland happy birthday. It is not by wish and desire alone that you are at this stage of life but by God's grace, may your life's force continue to grow aflame and more stronger and never diminish. May you live to see the next year of july 10 and the next and the next till God desires it comes to end. May those that will against your life fret in your glory and greatness as you rise to the zenith happy birthday Courtney Schulist.

Same here... Happy buffday in arrears.

Obinnau: I know I came late to the thread, but I can't pass by withouth wishing my best friend on nairaland happy birthday. It is not by wish and desire alone that you are at this stage of life but by God's grace, may your life's force continue to grow aflame and more stronger and never diminish. May you live to see the next year of july 10 and the next and the next till God desires it comes to end. May those that will against your life fret in your glory and greatness as you rise to the zenith happy birthday Courtney Schulist.

Same here... Happy buffday in arrears

ITbomb: Since everything about book and writing is not working for you why can't you try carpentry.

Hmmm.... That's not a bad idea...

Cool...

Are they Nigerians I doubt a Nigerian girl would do that... Most of em are too full of themselves. No offence, just my view.....

Let by-gone be by-gone abeg... Why such reminiscence? Like someone rightly stated, everything happens for a reason...

ibkaye: lol why

You still asking why Abi you wan kill me with indomie ni? Lol. Abeg o I love good meals and not junks.

ibkaye: don't mind it either

Ahh! Wahala dey o be that. I hope I don't come across someone like you, else na hunger go kill me.... ; D

ibkaye: I love fast food!

How about slow food

BraideBraide: Yeahhh, I know it's essential...I'm working on it buut I'll deffinitely not pretend about it....

Yeah u don't have to pretend about it but then like I stated before, now is the time to fall in love with it. With time you would be very much used to it. Please you need to act fast and act accordingly.

BraideBraide: Okkay, I never wanted to comment....bt I jusst have to...

I know how to cook (fairly) and I'm NO chef but I just don't have the passion for it...
It's a serious issue to me, I've worked on it bbut it's just not there...(I'm still trying shaaaa....)
I know as an african woman it's an important element to be a good wife....

I just pray to get overr this or marry a man that can cope with this..

Yeah I hope he copes but, you should try as much as you can to fall in love with cooking. it is just too essential to be neglected...

sanb: There’re some ladies who just don’t know how to cook at all.....

On the other hand, there’re ladies who say they know how to cook; but you’re better off avoiding the food; cos it’s either there’s too much salt, it’s too watery or it’s too dry etc……

Looking at it from another angle, there are ladies who have grown up where there was a cook employed in the household so there was no need to learn how to cook. But it is only the WISE ONES that'll still want to learn even though the cook exists; and they eventually become experts…..

To crown it all, a lady who knows how to cook is like a jewel to her spouse......

Gbam!!!

biafranqueen: Young ladies as you are on Nairaland you can go to YouTube and learn. My 9 year old daughter knows how to make stew and rice in fact this weekend she helped me make moi moi. It is such a joy when my husband is telling me it makes sense it makes sense on his way to the pot to fill his plate again and the children are asking me for 2 nds my sons telling me mama your food is the best. When they say thank you mama thank you papa after licking fingers with big smiles . I feel so satisfied and happy. That is part of being a women nourishing your families body.
When you feed your husband well well that makes him love you so much.
I see the difference in relationships from maids/mama / restaurants etc; cooking for husband. Cooking food is very spiritual. If someone is in bad mood cooking food and you eat it you can tell after you digest food. When you cook a food with love and happiness everyone will be in a good mood. Such is life!

Thank you jare... Most girls of these days will never agree to that. How will they even have time to cook when most are always busy pinging, face-booking, WhatsApp-ing and the likes....

I pray God gives me a woman that deserves me and not one that would shorten my life-span....

God help us all...