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aloib:
when comparig two things, u need to let us know what we are comparing, most of us aint in naija, we avent seen it, so if u need our opinion dude u gotta upload it

If u are not frm naija, then find a person to tell u area posted for comparison, all re - read the post.

P Square is the Bomb, no objection and if there is, it has been over rule before it is been mention.

These guys are tight, have u heard about the collabo with Monica's "Beat Drop". The joint is off the chain.

Damn they are       

Hate it or love it.

These two songs has become a controversy that one is better in the following areas : lyrics (right and promising words for lovers), the video production and presentation, the story line goes along with the video etc

I think for myself that the best should be Segun Obe - Marry Me

It is a classic love song for the oldies and present and future, it is ever green.

@King good research and info about Kels.

R.Kelly is good, only the problems he will be facin in future will make him lose all he have, and then Akon is goin to take over frm him, at least he will still leave a legacy behind.         

j-girl:
oh, there will be miracles. Ghana has the greatest chance of all african countries because they are the only ones that have won a game

I pray the miracle should happen or else, ehn ehn

j-girl:
Not all, there is still hope for Ghana, Tunisia and Angola

@ j-girl, same hope for the others but it was crashed and they missed out, i hope to see miracles.

beyunce:
Kaline.


She did a collabo with ruggedman and face.

Next on ma List will be Weird MC

KALINE IS NOT A RAPPER beyunce, she's an R N B singer, featured in face n rugged collabo.

So please we are talkin of real and Rappers.

Thanx Beyunce.

kellygirl:
doctor or watever your name is. better go to hell and rot there ok?

@ kellygirl, this is just a question that i am not sure of, so i decided to ask u pple not for u to take it personal Kellygirl, u should learn how to take things with an humble spirit of God. So pls answer the question Kellygirl orelse ,

After a long process of comparism, i think the following three are tight :
Sasha

Bouqui

Madarocker

All the same Kemistry is not bad at all but i don't think she is ready for music now but ready for Presenting programmes on Rhythm 93.7 fm.

Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time outs, notes home, missed recesses - but could do nothing with them. Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat in a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked, "Do you know where God is?" The little boy just sat there.

The priest stood up and asked again, "Son, do you know where God is?" The littAAle boy trembled but said nothing.

The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?"

The little boy bolted out of the chair ran past his friend in the waiting room, all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head. His friend had followed him home asked, "what happened in there?"

The boy replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"

@ ciaralover and eveseh
Why don't y'all let Men inthe forum put both on a scale to measure u if u are up to the task to be in M. I 4  or on his bed.
You can click the link below to let men of this great forum judge or eve n measure, because i don't like PREJUDICE.

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Ciaralover:
I am killin yall with these sexy pics!!

Those are nice pics but killin ladies not men because is a man. But talkin about the movie it is fantanstic,fabulous and action packed, i think it is gettin hotter frm the very first part and no slidin backwards like other movies that u complain about the concludin parts. Give it up for Tom He is the Man.

Mine goes like this;
2Pac

Biggie

Jarule

Eminem

50 Cent and G Unit Soldiers

[b]Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat.
"Ned, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Ned. "Now Ned," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world." "Oh yeah," Ned replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!" "That so?" answers Bill, "How about the president of the United States?" "Let's go!" says Ned.

The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Ned! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave. "That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!" "Let's go!" says Ned.

The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Ned my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave. Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!" "J.P!" says Ned, "Let's go!"

When they get to the Vatican, Ned instructs Bill to wait outside and Ned will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Ned, when the Pope came out, Ned's arm was wrapped around him. Ned looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.

"Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says, "Ned. You're the most popular man in the world." "I told you that, Bill," says Ned, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"

"Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Ned?" [/b]

Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down to his chest, pushes himself away from the bar, and proceeds to hurl all over himself.

Wiping his mouth off on his shirtsleeve, he says, "Man, I gotta go home. I'm already two hours late, and now I've thrown up all over myself. My wife is going to kill me.

The second guy turns to the first and says, "Naw she won't. Listen, you got twenty bucks?"

The first says, "Yeah, why?"

The second drunk says, "Take the twenty and put it in your front pocket. When you get home and your wife asks what happened, you tell her some guy threw up on your shirt and he gave you twenty bucks for the dry cleaning. I do it all the time."

The first guy says, "Great idea! Let's have another round", and the two continued to drink for the next couple of hours.

Eventually they head home. Sure enough, the first guy’s wife is waiting up for him. As he walks through the door, she takes a look at him and says, "Look at you! You're pathetic!! You're five hours late, drunk as a skunk, and you've got dried puke all over the front of you! What have you got to say for yourself ?!?"

He says, "Wait honey, listen for a second. This drunken guy threw up on me and gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt dry cleaned, I swear. Check my front pocket."

She reaches in and pulls out the money. She says, "Wait there's 40 bucks in here!"

He says, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too!!"

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

Rhodalyn:
thank heavens i aint emotional!!!!!

How would a woman know whether she is emotional or not?

@Thagodfada, This is not an issue of SELF RIGHTEOUS but what my woman told me when she was leavin me, i mean "break up'. She said all these i  have so i have to share these with guys like me because i think all men has these in common. I think it is only God can help us.

                                "BEWARE OF EMOTIONAL WOMEN"

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,

"Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff, dad, I became a prostitute, "

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club, (takes a breath), and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and, "

Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff, a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.

Men, do you have trouble meeting women? Do they cross the street at the mere sight of you? Askmen.com has conducted a survey and come up with the 8 Types of Guys Women Avoid:

1. The Needy Man:
He’s overly emotional and shares all his feelings right away.

2. The Predictable Man:
He follows rules and never wants to do anything differently.

3. The Arrogant Man:
Has a huge ego, is condescending & rude.

4. The Boorish Man:
Doesn't try to hide the fact that he's checking out other women.

5. The Cheap Man:
Invites a woman to dinner and then suggests they go Dutch.

6. The Arguer:
Makes a woman feel like she's in debate class rather than on a date.

7. The Self-Righteous Man:
Very judgmental of others.

8. The Misogynist:
Makes no secret of his bitterness toward women.

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"

Ciara doesn't have something like that the way she moves her hips is lower than grade 4 not to talk of Grade 1 of Shakira's. She is mother of HIPS SHAKER.

This song is currently No1 on US top 40 of Rick on cool fm.

Hips don't lie and also has Grade, her hips should be the one with the highest grade. I wish to have a lady with that kind of hips. You know what HIPS DON'T LIE ! ! !


"Hips Don't Lie" Lyrics
(feat. Wyclef Jean)

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting