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There's nothing in this life

Some people are so daft! Which money is dbanj looking for that he'll sacrifice his beautiful flesh and blood? If you've never lost a baby whether sibling or child then STFFU. Rest in peace little one,take your place among the angels and watch over your grieving parents.

Who would cheat on that Some men are scum. Yeah, I said it. Where's my own Latino model?

sowanbe:
It might not be syphilis bro, are you having conc body itching

The ugly pee-pee and the conc body itching,what do you think is the cause of that? I just gave a friend cetrin and a bafama anti-inflammatory cream because of that.

All these body insecure females Won't Leave her alone. Same goes to the wretched males forming Mr morals.

Please I'd like her to win. If only the women in Nigeria can stand up for their own. I'm all for a better Nigeria, I don't care which gender saves Nigeria. Where are the Nigerian feminists? Please you guys should rally around her. It's not by fighting on nairaland and twitter please.

folake4u:
Spot on!



All those yeye police officers at Ugbowo would be glad to even collect money from them. All those police officers at BDPA Police station mock inmates in the prison that are convicted for other crimes that they should emulate these yahoo boys so that they will have money and they too will rub their (police officer's)pockets .



Laughing in spiritual powers.

They see you looking fine and posh but just because you're not a yahoo boy, they'll frustrate you even more. Yahoo boys are the providers of their daily bread.

Hotfreeze:
These ones are jokers. EFCC doesn't use hilux, they use hiace buses. Moreover, if EFCC wants to raid, they won't write the VC if the raid is to be conducted outside the school.

If EFCC harvest yahoo boys for Univen, them no born VC to make a single sound.

LOL@Harvest.

folake4u:
I just tire


Police van that is always at main gate and that is their checkpoint too. Every boy carrying dreadlocks is now a yahoo yahoo boy to police


They should Kukuma go to Keystone Hostel na!


Rubbish.

All these stuffs are fake. Some boys made up those chats. They just want to cause fear amongst themselves. They're joking if they think EFCC has time for them. They should just continue playing cat and mouse with the local ugbowo police or soldiers there.

Bloody lie. That police van is normally seen along uniben road. Police have check points everywhere. EFCC that can't raid quilox or jokers,its all these 100 dollars,300 dollars uniben yahoo boys they want to raid. The mass hysteria was started by Yahoo boys themselves.

Now what if the man advised men to do all these to their wives? Do you think you'll be reading all this jibber jabber? Who made her a mouth piece for women? In a loving marriage,both husband and wife care for each other. She needs a soothing cup of warm chamomile tea if you ask me. She can always buy a man's sperm,fertilize herself and become a matriach,nobody cares.

My love for fair girls though. I know alot of nairalanders that'll waste their 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th generation on the bathroom floor because of the last picture.

If the reverse was the case and the woman was the one slapped by the man and she walked away,alot of persons would have died tonight with the cause of their deaths being either epilepsy,stroke or convulsions or basically anything that involves mouth foaming. I'm not saying the man should have retaliated by beating the woman unconscious or even killing her but please lets all chill with the double standards. Why didn't the lady think of her father before embarrassing the man in public? If this is the equality y'all are fighting for then you still have infinity to go.

I don't know why people think marriage is by force. If you're not getting married,don't come and bother us with long epistles please! R.I.P to the brain cells I lost while trying to comprehend the reason for her comprehension passage.

Mariinee:
Lmao.

I saw alot of lawlahday's. Non was mariinee

Mariinee:
Lol. Just search Lawlahdey in Facebook's search box.

I am one facebook search away from true love.

Mariinee:
Hahaha. I should say the same for you.
You are hilarious. Give house and Porsche in cash? Lmao. Okay, I will be expecting the mail.

One last request. Facebook or instagram? You can always modify when you've given me. It's necessary at least for somebody that'll soon be mother of my future daughter.

Mariinee:
Hmm.
When can we meet? Should I send my address? Or, will you send yours? I'm ready anytime...
In my family, female children always look like their mothers. That's why I look like my mum too.

I'll like her to have your sense of humor too. I'll email you the address,you can come with your lawyers ,so that they'll check the authenticity of the documents you'll have to sign. I'm serious though lol. I can give you the house and Porsche in cash if you want. What's money if it can't be spent on goddesses like you?

Mariinee:
Hahahahaha. Two twin girls? Kuku kill me nah.
I'm too young to carry baby now.

Too young? I'm sure you meant that in moral sense not biological . Maybe I'm not making the offer tantalizing enough. A house and a Porsche for one baby girl that looks like her mother(you) . Not even Mariinee can refuse that offer.

Mariinee:
Hahahaha. Is ring the synonym for assurance? No, Porsche is.

I thought of assuring you with a Porsche but then I reasoned you'll get angry and accuse me of trying to buy your love with gifts. It's a simple case of quid pro quo,assure me with two twin girls and I'll assure you with anything you want. Deal?

Mariinee:
Shouldn't you be the one to give me assurance?

A ring right? I've been thinking of that since I saw the new profile photo. A ring will make the perfect "assurance" . My ancestors will be disappointed if I don't put a ring on it.

Mariinee:
Haha. No, I'm ugly now and that's why I stopped uploading pictures. I think it's something that came with adulthood.
Will you still like me like that?

Oh,adulthood . You're not alone. Since we've both discovered that adulthood played us, how about we make something out of adulthood . When should my people come see yours? C'mon! Give me assurance.

Mariinee:
Lol.
How are you?

I'm fine o. I know you're still "fine" sha even though you've stopped uploading photos.

Mariinee:
I'm just seeing this! You didn't type my moniker correctly.

Yeah. I missed the second "I" . Please forgive me! It won't happen again.

I don't understand why people are looking for something educative in the romance section. If the education your school gave you isn't enough,then by all means buy books and read. Out of the millions of books that's ready to "educate" you, you come to nairaland. LMAO! Better still go to Wikipedia or a public library and fill your brain with all my information you need.

LivingFree:
Because mods are not hear to educate, they're here to entertain. Entertainment makes money not education. There's some free education for you

Thank you.

swiz123:
Shove your fp hopes back where it came from.

This thread is worthless

lol,okay.

Mynd44 and Seun and Lalasticlala and Farano I have two outstanding posts that need Fp please.

It's not our fault is it? Please those of you that are coming to claim haemophobic,please queue here.