 Programming › Re: How Well-paid Are Software Developers In Nigeria? by dodgelord: 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2022*. Modified: 8:46am On Oct 11, 2022 |
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| Programming › Re: How Well-paid Are Software Developers In Nigeria? by dodgelord: 10:23pm On Oct 08, 2022*. Modified: 8:46am On Oct 11, 2022 |
FarmTech:
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That would be nice.
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, did you get my suggestuon? |
| Programming › Re: How Well-paid Are Software Developers In Nigeria? by dodgelord: 3:46pm On Oct 08, 2022 |
FarmTech:
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No. It is voluntary. it is not fair ooo I think there are certain advantages/benefits to being a moderator on nairaland. |
| Programming › Re: Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, by dodgelord: 7:11am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Your site must be better than NL to even start competing in the first instance. brooo i dey feel u.... this statement u said is all. he just need to bring new stuffs to the market. the guy website is simple.. no features like NL truthCoder:
I visited your site.
It needs a UI revamp. It looks like something from the days of geocities. Your site must be better than NL to even start competing in the first instance.
Secondly, it is plagued with the Nigerian webmasters addiction to intrusive adverts. As long as you dont have enough views/engagements to give you at least $1,000 every month, splurging with ads should be avoided. If you want to sha do adverts to at least meet hosting costs, then make them non intrusive. Look at Nairaland.
Tip: Take a look at Quora.
No vex say i dey blunt small. |
| Programming › Re: Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, by dodgelord: 7:08am On Oct 08, 2022 |
wetin u dey dooo wey u want blow? are u doing any bussiness  LikeAking:
TT beat Dem cos TT dey make people blow. TT dey make people content get plenty views.
That's d most important.
If you open ur own n u fit epp me blow. I will dump NL.
Facebook n co are capitalist. Dem been no want users to blow, but become dia slaves.
TT and co are d future.
Death to FB, Twitter and co. |
| Programming › Re: Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, by dodgelord: 7:06am On Oct 08, 2022 |
i love ur determination........... but commot twitter ... tt is a giant company u cant compete with a social network. a company that worth 44billion. ive been doing research to see any forum thats competing with NL but none Darteyyyy:
At-all, I no vex o... thanks for the feedback, ofcourse there are things that I could still do to make the UI better, but from a user point of view and to start, I tried to make the UI as simple as possible, people don't have the attention span to concentrate that long (if its not video or pictures), since the site is News based, I try to go to the point as fast as possible. Look at Nairaland, Craiglist, HackerNews, LIB changed her interface too but not much... even Google frontpage... If I'm a News site, people just want to read the news and leave. (9jalinks dot com)
Secondly, I'm not addicted to ads... if I had my way sef... ads no go dey, its just to fund the server cost presently which is not even being met by the way... but small small coins dey enter sha, I created space to host personal ads but nothing yet because I don't have the traffic of NL or LIB... Insha Allah as soon as I get there, I'll do away with ads asap.
I'll google ways to make the Ads non-intrusive but that means again that my coins will reduce.
Lol. Quora get deep pocket o from Silicon Valley, Me I'm just a guy from Ibadan trying to compete with NL, LIB, Twitter, IG, TT, FB and some other Nigerian popular Blogsites.
But thanks for your feedback, if there are other ways I can get better, please let me know.
Again, its a Marathon and not a sprint... Insha Allah we'll get there one day. |
| Literature › Re: Bad Seed (chapter 1) by dodgelord: 6:56am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Darteyyyy:
Catching her breath, she leaned against the plastic building smirking. The authorities on this planet were such suckers! Holy crap, she'd walked out the front door with it for god's sake! Just how stupid were they? Holding up the protective container she smiled, this was going to set up her for a while that was for sure. That is if her buyer was on the up and up, smirking again she thought, well I'd just kill him if he wasn't.
An hour later she'd made the space port with still no pursuit at all. Cripes! Were they really that nonchalant about the whole business? Boarding the space liner she kept her guard up, it had saved her in the past and she wasn't about to stop. Finally alone in her cabin she removed the vial from the protective case. Opening it up, she looked at her loot. Damn if it didn't appear to be a vial of...? What the hell? Semen? Smirking she thought well guess it takes all kinds.
She'd be onboard her ship soon, the space liner was good but nowhere near as secure as her ship. Pulling her com she set up an extremely long and difficult code. Finally ready she nodded and opened the frequency.
"Yes," Came a hissing male voice. "My time is precious, speak or I'll hunt you down!"
Her simulated, deeply male sounding voice came out of the hissing male's com. "I have the desired product. As agreed or I'll be hunting. Are we clear Baroton? Deception, loss of payment, accompaniment, will cause a hunt that you will NOT enjoy."
Just then she felt the ship slip into hyper space. Smiling she listened as the male gulped and replied. "We are very clear. Time?"
"I use the ancient earth empire time, less complicated; two of their days, one half of your secons." The woman replied.
"Agreed, where we set to meet. Your agent? As I assume you will not be there." The male asked.
Here the woman smiled, "a nema colored (yellow) head growth, human female. Your agent?"
This made the male smile; he'd heard that the earth females were weak and completely delicious! It was a damn shame there were so few left, well that he knew of. "A simple Grontec (Lizard type) biped servant."
The woman smiled when she saw that Baroton the Grontec was getting excited. She wondered if his planet still had the hundred year death penalty. Smiling larger she had a few surprises for Baroton. Looking closer at his excited Lizard penis as it lengthened she smiled larger, yes she had more than a few surprises for him.
Opening another com she said, "I am going to the Grontec home world, trace and follow in two days." A beeping tone gave her the acknowledgement she expected. She spent the rest of the day updating all the equipment. Including what she was remotely controlling at the point where they were to meet, well close to it. Smiling she hoped that Baroton was more lively this time than he was the last time she talked to him.
The next day the ship landed, an announcement telling everyone that they were there. Donning a holo-projector she walked off the ship looking like a male Grontec. Smiling she knew that the projector made her look huge and bad tempered. More than a few people moved out of the way as she moved to the front of the embarkation line.
"Hey you!" Came a voice speaking the Grontec language.
Turning she stared at the approaching guard. "You do not like being able to walk do you?" She replied with a growl in the Grontec language. The guard stopped short staring at the huge, apparently male Grontec, business merchant.
The guard steeled himself up, resuming his defensive approach. "You special or something? Get back in line before..."
The woman concentrated and hit the guard in the neck effectively snapping it. "I guess life was far too easy on you." Spitting in the guards dead face the woman said, "Go to Tranda! (Grontec equivalent of hell). Worthless!"
Several more guards came running up looking at the scene. "What has gone on here?" The leader of the troops asked.
"The worthless one tried to make me go back in line behind all these." The woman pointed to all the other alien passengers. "I took my right as a citizen, he tried to stop me. He is dead, I regained my honor." At this the woman drew a sinister looking dagger and cut the dead guards throat, removing a grey organ. As the others watched she opened her mouth and downed it.
"It was an honor to see one who still honors the old ways!" The leader of the guards said. "This will never happen again. We will toast you tonight over the torture pit! Let's go! Throw that worthless one to the scavengers."
The woman leaned close and said, "A fitting end to this waste of air!"
Walking away the woman rounded a corner stopping to push a button on the holo-projector. Immediately the vision of a different Grontec appeared around her. Smiling again she checked the power and saw she was good for another two hours.
Going to her appointed hut she set all her traps and alarms. Also remembering to set her matter transporter in case a quick escape was needed. Satisfied that the shields could withstand a small nuclear explosion she laid down to rest a bit.
An hour and a half later her alarm went off as she clenched the gun under her pillow. The alarm was just letting her know it was time. Checking the charge on her holo-projector she saw that it was almost back at five hours. Shaking her head she was glad she'd spent the extra creds to get the power converter, as of yet it hadn't failed her. Smiling she loaded up all her equipment and checked what was near the meeting place.
It was nearly half an hour later hour later when a rather plain transport pulled up at a small oasis in the Grontec desert. The Grontec desert wasn't all that large but it was completely deserted, very hot, and lifeless. Smiling she thought the perfect meeting place and ambush spot.
Read the rest here - https://www.9jalinks.com/comments/index/55693/1 bruh i have gone through ur site. i must say u try. can we work together on a project |
| Programming › Re: Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, by dodgelord: 6:51am On Oct 08, 2022 |
 yankeecoder:
I built the prototype in PHP using laravel, If I had time, I would've re-written it in golang. |
| Programming › Re: Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, by dodgelord: 6:47am On Oct 08, 2022 |
yankeecoder:
Lol! I have built a nairaland clone too with dark mode but I feel lazy to set it up at the moment, maybe next month. My major issue was having a dark mode stop building clone |
| Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: "Groovy And I Do Not Want Shippers And Their Gifts To Avoid Forced Rela by dodgelord: 5:23am On Oct 08, 2022 |
MsDoris:
BBNaija: "Groovy And I Do Not Want Shippers And Their Gifts To Avoid Forced Relationship" - Phyna (Video)
It is no news that housemates who start up a relationship while in the house, get pampered by their shippers association after the show.
The lovebirds are showered with lots of expensive gifts, cash and even all expenses paid trips.
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During the time of Emmanuel and Liquorose from the 2021 edition tagged Shine ya eye, the couple received close to a total of N20 million from their shippers.
However, Phyna and her man do not seem to be interested in those privileges.
During her interview on Naija fm, winner of Big Brother Naija level up season, Ijeoma Josephina Otabo has revealed that she and her love interest, Groovy, will not be needing shippers.
She further added that they also do not want gifts from the shippers association to prevent them from remaining in s relationship that Isn't working........
Visit website below for full update/ watch video:
https://www.mimidoris.com/2022/10/bbnaija-groovy-and-i-do-not-want.html bae i think i love u soo much... i ve been following ur post... can we connect. i think i am in love with u |
| Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Hermes Reportedly Set To Join Davido's Management As They Reconnect Mon by dodgelord: 5:22am On Oct 08, 2022 |
MsDoris:
BBNaija: Hermes Reportedly Set To Join Davido's Management As They Reconnect Months After Ke-Star Video
There are reports that former Big Brother Naija level up housemate, Hermes Chibueze Iyele, might be joining Davido's management, DMW, soon.
Earlier today, the two reconnected months after working together in a music video.
Recall Hermes was one of the back up dancers for Davido and Focalistic’s hit song, Ke Star.
He was seen displaying his dancing skills in the video and he sure did know how to dance.
There are now reports that Hermes might be joining Davidos management as the reality star and his team were spotted today, Friday 7th October with Davido and some of his 30 BG members.
After what seemed like a successful meeting, they all posed for photos.....
Visit website below for full update/ watch video/ watch photos:
https://www.mimidoris.com/2022/10/bbnaija-hermes-reportedly-set-to-join.html i clicked on ur link but it is not redireecting me to ur website |
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| Programming › Re: How Well-paid Are Software Developers In Nigeria? by dodgelord: 2:37am On Oct 08, 2022 |
FarmTech:
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Hello Seun, I'm a mod in Agric section. Since I can't contact you other than here, let me tell you an improvement we have to make in agric section.
I suggest that more than 4 sticky posts should be allowed in the agric front page so that high quality posts won't be buried by low quality ones. In fact, more than half of the total posts should be stickable. It should just be a mini version of nairaland homepage. Pls reply me. Thanks. are they paying you as per se you are a mod on nairaland ?? pls i want to knw. thanks |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:32am On Oct 08, 2022 |
SeunWedsLinda:
So I have this administrative job that pays me 100k on the island in Lagos. The job doesn't actually afford me any opportunity to grow and I have done a serious introspection of what the future holds and I am not particularly pleased with my analysis.
I am seriously considering resigning from the job to venture into tech. This has been bothering me for quite some time now and it's even compounded by the fact that if I should decide to venture into tech, I would have to go from zero to hundred in six months(don't know how possible this is but I feel it's doable with intensive self learning)
On the other hand, I'm confused on which to go for between data science/analysis and web/software development.
Should I quit my job and venture into tech? In terms of having job prospects and getting employable in 6 months, which skill should I go for? Also considering my age.
I will also appreciate advice outside the scope of what I posted. I know a lot of people might have been through this one time. How were you able to surmount it? sir invest in my project... u will not regret it... |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:30am On Oct 08, 2022 |
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| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:29am On Oct 08, 2022 |
SeunWedsLinda:
bro Lagos no be where you fit practice this thing. I literally leave house by 6 to return home by 6/7. No time bro na lagos island i dey........ steady light 247 |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:27am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Edipet:
I'm learning Alone not yet in alx i will teach uuuu |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:26am On Oct 08, 2022 |
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| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:25am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Edipet:
how I wish I can ask for support to get a good laptop, planing to get a laptop this weekend with my Life saving. i can helppp u out.......... where re u livng? |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:23am On Oct 08, 2022 |
marceeesty:
True, no mentor but God with but burning passion. At every slighted opportunity tell ppl that care to know what you do. i dont like wenpeople say passion..... burn that thing....... if u say passion.. specify the type of passion for me money is my passion... not just money the beauty in it. building sumtin u can use,,, sumtin u have been seeing people doooo is crazzzzyyyyy |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:20am On Oct 08, 2022 |
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| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:19am On Oct 08, 2022 |
airsaylongcome:
The way you dey "attack" people in their 40s veering into tech no fair o. You go still reach that 40 years and realize that 40 is the new 25. (I'm hovering around that 40 and don't feel like I've lost my mojo one bit) nice one.. |
| Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by dodgelord: 2:11am On Oct 08, 2022 |
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| Programming › Re: How Do You Write A Program That Delete Duplicate File On Your System by dodgelord: 2:08am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Deicide:
1. Do you hash all the files
2. Do you delete by name
3 what would be an efficient way to do this
4 what programming language do you think would be best to do this in
5. How would you determine which of the duplicate to keep?
I would love to see you guys solution to the problem any programming language is allowed. If you using Linux and do it using bash more points to you lol
No googling am only interested in thought process so exact correctness does not necessarily matter. Good luck. i no sabi o |
| Programming › Re: Check This Out by dodgelord: 2:07am On Oct 08, 2022 |
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| Programming › Re: What Is The Roadmap To Becoming A Blockchain Developer by dodgelord: 2:05am On Oct 08, 2022 |
SuperWriter:
Please my fellow programmers and senior devs.
What is the roadmap to becoming a junior blockchain developer in 6 months?
NOTE: I have already learned Java and am about to move on to Spring. i will teach u,, if u re ready to learn |
| Programming › Re: Selling My App For ₦20k by dodgelord: 2:01am On Oct 08, 2022 |
dodgelord:
;Du n bad mouth
a week programmer i hail u |
| Programming › Re: Selling My App For ₦20k by dodgelord: 2:00am On Oct 08, 2022 |
fman:
U still never see buyer?
Use am show love!! |
| Programming › Re: Selling My App For ₦20k by dodgelord: 1:59am On Oct 08, 2022 |
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| Programming › Check Out These Sites by dodgelord(op): 12:29am On Oct 07, 2022 |
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| Programming › Everybody Is Building Stuff And You Are Looking For Job by dodgelord(op): 4:24am On Oct 06, 2022 |
everybody is building stuff and you are looking for job
use your skills to build cool stuff that can fetch you money instead of looking for jobbbb.
be building your next big project while you still loook for job. i think that will be coool.
check out kudabank,pocket,paystack,peddyvest etc.
stop telling us that you have 2 or 3years experience. |
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