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Literature › Re: The untold Story of Ubaga HK >yahoo Yahoo, yahoo plus, mtcn, betrayal! by dodoatirice: 9:09am On Apr 30, 2022

T0T0fucker:
This boy, your very immature I could remember how you put his name in your own story as a bartender who tried to poison your drink in club.
Did he behave this way?

op, agbeg forget this goat, bring it on

Quote me with your kingog monkier

Literature › Re: Infinite Love - (Novel) by dodoatirice: 9:08am On Apr 30, 2022

I don park for here O

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Literature › Re: The untold Story of Ubaga HK >yahoo Yahoo, yahoo plus, mtcn, betrayal! by dodoatirice: 9:04am On Apr 30, 2022

You don chop today? And shey you don pay your easybuy tecno pop2 finish.

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Literature › Re: The untold Story of Ubaga HK >yahoo Yahoo, yahoo plus, mtcn, betrayal! by dodoatirice: 9:01am On Apr 30, 2022

KiNg0G:
for the first time in a long while, I cried..I didn't cry like a biitch, but I was just in my bed that night reminiscing with tears falling from my eyes silently..... that kind cry.........like WHO DID THIS TO ME.why wasn't I contented, if I had stayed in school I would have been in my final year by now..instead am in a long distance far from home, dining with the devil playing by his rules, and I can't turn back now, am stucked already..

seyi suggested I leave osogbo and come with him to his family house in ile ife, pending till I make a decision on the next step to take, he was right, I was starting to get very low on cash, paying lodging fee of 10k for more than 2weeks with a little discount from the hotel manager still didn't help. apart from that, I was getting depressed with the whole scenario, The long lost urge of me taking crack cocaine was kicking back in but they was absolutely no way I could get it here, seyi had no ideal where it's been sold..all he knew was Arizona, Sk, n tramadol.. dude was an active smoker, but you won't know because he does it codedly.

getting to his family house, it was more like a 4 bedroom flats.. with 2 rooms rented to tenants who I thought were his relatives the first time I and Ubaga went there, but they were not.. his grandfather uses one, while seyi uses the other.. with some minor siblings sleeping in the open space parlour at night. (Yoruba lifestyles)
That morning, seyi asked his sister if they was still plantain left in their stock and she said yes then he spoke Yoruba to her to get it done the only word I could pick was Dodoatirice..I knew definitely it was rice and dodo we be eating that morning, so I didn't want to look a liability like a nigga I once knew, who asked for a GoFundMe to get a laptop for his Yahoo yahoo scams, and when nobody did... he shared small tokens to cover his shame.

I checked my wallet picked 2k and gave it to seyi to give his sister's to get protein in it, dude was insisting after much pressure from me, he accepted it and off she went to the market. it was still early that Saturday morning, we decided to take a stroll out to the next community closeby____undisclose_____ that was the first day I met Timileyin.

I’m living in your head rent free. I like that.

Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 3:49pm On Apr 28, 2022

1F30M4:
That was very thoughtful of you, OP. God bless you & yours.

Thank you

Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 3:08pm On Apr 28, 2022

Larryfest:
There's no manual to how things will end up in this life and we don't actually know his story. I got married with 2 kids very comfortably with millions in my bank acct, different cars and all but as at today I don't have up to #100 in my account so you see life can be funny at times.

Thanks for telling your story, better times are ahead

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Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 8:43am On Apr 28, 2022

StPete:
As much as I applaud your efforts...WTF is that guy doing birthing children when he's not even stable enough to feed himself. These are the kind of people that end up birthing criminals, prostitutes and all sorts that eventually constitute nuisance in the society.

People should learn to be stable before bringing kids to this world. It is so unfair to bring them here to suffer with you. Sternly warn him not to produce anymore kids

We never know the story, i married when i was financially stable, that year, i had earned millions and thought in life i was ahead. Long story short, after two kids myself, life happened, big boy in reality, i had to come on this forum to beg for gofundme in one of the piece i was writing at the time. Bro, at that point, i moved my woman and the kids to her mums, and alot of other things that happened. Someone said the same thing as you’ve said above to me. But things picked up again and I’m stronger from the last point.

Like i said we don’t know the story or we don’t know anyones story. And he’s not deadbeat too. We shouldn’t be judgy,

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Travel › Re: "Help Me Buy Food Too"- Lady Tells Her Bolt Driver (pictures) by dodoatirice: 8:29am On Apr 28, 2022

Dankovich1:
I won't baba.

I have an experience with a guy too, kinda funny anytime I remember it though.

I went to hotel one faithful Saturday with a friend to swim. While I was swimming my friend sat down by the bar close to the pool and watched me swim, he was relaxed with a bottle of Amarula cream drink. After swimming for a while I decided to come out from the pool to join him. And I ordered for barbecue fish.

As the fish arrived, we started to devour the fish and enjoy our time, then a guy walked up to us and asked to seat close to us while he wait for his friend who is to come to the hotel. Next thing big man don wash his hands and joined us to devour the fish. My friend ordered for an extra bottle of drink. Before an hour the whole thing finished and I decided to go and freshen at the pool bathroom to leave.

When I came out the strange guy was no longer sitting down close to my guy. I asked him he said he excused himself. We decided to leave the hotel. Before we got to the main entrance of the hotel, we saw the guy asking another fellows that he want to sit close to them while he wait for his friend. Same thing he told us, na then we realize say na format wey the guy the use the achieve food and refreshments. Naso we laugh while we walked out of the hotel.

Sorry to bore you with the long experience, I just like being detailed. Do have a nice day ahead Cheif.
But always remember say hunger no be anybody mate

No you didn’t bore me, its an interesting read as i read in traffic. The man na guy man hahahahaha

Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 7:51am On Apr 28, 2022

Xscape1993:
This is what we should be hearing in Nigeria ooo and not killing ooo. God bless you richly dear.

Amen and Thanks alot

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Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 7:51am On Apr 28, 2022

RoyalBlu:
Awesome.

That was super kind and generous of you OP.
Your good deed will yield good fruits.

The kids pose tho

Amen and thanks alot

Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 7:50am On Apr 28, 2022

Mrsoft3:
Honestly only God will reward you, may your children never lack. Laughter will not depart from your home in Jesus name. Thank you fir what you have done

Amen and Thanks alot

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Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 7:49am On Apr 28, 2022

HUSTLER001:
What I don't understand is the amount attached to the items. There isn't a need for that. A good gesture though. God bless you!

Thanks Boss,
The pricing was because I’m thankfull that i can atleast pull those numbers for those kids and the family as a whole. I have been there. Thank God i can atleast put those numbers up. Na God

Family › Re: We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 4:48am On Apr 28, 2022

Moskiepapaz:
A good deed..

Thank you Sir

Family › We Rise By Lifting Others by dodoatirice(op): 4:43am On Apr 28, 2022*

There’s this guy that works where i live, he actually lives on the mainland, works on the island, he’s the gate keeper to my apartment. Last week Saturday, somehow we got talking. Because i came downstairs, and like he always did, he feeds my dogs and i met him doing that exactly so i took an interest and joined in what he was doing. I found out he had two kids on the mainland and he was living with his wife okay. But this guy could only afford a mattress in his room.

He’d further explain the situation said his kids would have to go lobby with his neighbors to watch tv and he didn’t like it.

Well you’re working i said to him. And he said it was only a matter of time, but the Nigerian situation was more than his take home pay.

Oh okay. We ended the convo, i went upstairs, and upstairs, my kids were watching cartoons as they always did every Saturday morning when they don’t go to school i just couldn’t overlook it, the thought of this guys kids hovering about neighbors to atleast get entertainment didn’t sit with me.

So heres a breakdown of costs

Lg Uk used led 43 inch: 50k
Hifi sound system: 30k
Tv shelf (furniture). 20k
Room carpet 10 yards. 12k
Cable TV. 10k

He’s sent me the picture tonight and I’m proud of myself, because we rise by lifting others!!

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Travel › Re: "Help Me Buy Food Too"- Lady Tells Her Bolt Driver (pictures) by dodoatirice: 4:05am On Apr 28, 2022

Dankovich1:
Hunger na your mate?

I have seen two random young ladies (well dressed and pretty) passing by my moms shop few years back when I went to pay her a visit. Then I was eating noodles at the front of her shop and one of the ladies smiled and said the noodle smells nice and pleaded if she can have a spoon to taste. I smiled and said it's ok with me.

Naso big aunty sit down for chair join me finish the noodles. Had to place a fresh order.

If na man ask you that kain thing now, na so you go strong face

Literature › Re: The untold Story of Ubaga HK >yahoo Yahoo, yahoo plus, mtcn, betrayal! by dodoatirice: 9:13am On Apr 23, 2022

People are hungry in this country

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Crime › Re: Ifeanyi Njoku Kills Girlfriend, Sleeps With Corpse For Six Days by dodoatirice: 12:31pm On Apr 12, 2022

Imagynation:
Dodoatirice this ifeanyi just snitched on your post life of a broke yahoo guy.

Ifeanyi go dey jail for a long time

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Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2022

Ofcourse he could have lit his cigarette in front of Alhaji Tanko, but Shadow loved to smoke all by himself so that way he had time to reflect on himself, or resume thinking about something he’d kept in his mind at some point before. Shadow, a very very deep and critical thinker, asides that, he could tell a lie before it was told, he had the ability to read body signs and the change of a person’s tone in a conversation and so to say if you held him in a conversation.

Shadow stepped outside the air conditioned oversaturated inside that still held Alhaji Tanko and his Champagne hostage. He then found a cozy seat just by the pool and settled in to puff on the nicotine contained stick of cigarette he’d produced right after he’d sat down. The stick soon found its way to shadow’s lips and ‘twack twack twack’, Shadow’s lighter kept fumbling at every click from Shadows fingers to ignite the already positioned stick of premium made cigarette. He’d keep trying to get the lighter to ignite but no lick and that kinda made him look like a fool. He gave up and in frustration threw the lighter in the swimming pool that spawned across the bay area. He then stood to go back to Alhaji Tanko when a tall figure approached from the far end of the bay area signaling him with advancing movements. Normally he’d not have acknowledged the call but then it was a lady and as soon as the lady came into view, she smiled and spoke.

Shadow, yeah okay. I know what you’re here for, that man inside who happens to be your client is my Husband, as soon as you’re done discussing with him, I’d like to have a meeting with you.. I’m staying at the Queens Roves in Maitama Abuja. Never mind, a ride would be waiting.

Shadow:
Got it!

They shake hands and Shadow watch her disappear the way She came and damn, Alhaji with his hight taste for women.

Shadow and Alhaji Tanko reappeared at their earlier sitting arrangement before shadow stepped out for his cigarette.

Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Abandoned God When He Answered Your Prayers? by dodoatirice: 8:05am On Apr 10, 2022

I swear, i swear, e dey pain me awaba, e dey pain me Awaba

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Christianity Etc › Re: When You Are Addicted To Pornography by dodoatirice: 8:04am On Apr 10, 2022

What if there’s no heaven or hell and all of us just dey catch cruise huh

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Crime › Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Dies After Money Rituals In Ogun - PHOTO by dodoatirice: 10:32am On Apr 09, 2022

6gee:
is it by any chance, dodoatirice's story?

My story na fiction

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by dodoatirice: 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2022

Make person no forget post live match link for us wey no dey house

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 8:40am On Mar 27, 2022

Shadow arrived at Club Mountedelarosi, a club that was situated in Banana Island, only for the elites, and the vip’s of the country, which meant that only people with net-worth that amounted close to millions of dollars only frequented it. Unlike the clubs we have on the mainland or other places in the country where net-worth wasn’t required and anyone could visit and hangout or party. So it only hosts people like Politicians, Drug Dealers, Assassins/Hit-Men and Big time players in the yahoo yahoo industries. A club where bottle water sells for 50k per unit. If you visited the club at night, there’s nothing like what we see in self acclaimed VIP clubs in Lagos where people party in a packed congested place and put in mind the loud music that a dj plays from a nearby turntable and the tensed atmosphere and body fluids. This club provides a cool and calming atmosphere coupled with a very very serene environment. There’s music but no partying and the type of music that filtered from the speakers that were invincible was at a volume that added life to the atmosphere. Shadow was the only person in the lounge, he sat relaxed, and had ordered a bottle of Champagne, something that sold for 3 million. Shadow cut a very composed figure in the lounge that when you looked at him, you saw a very handsome and calm person but he had two 9mm holstered and covered by his tuxedo. He always went out with two 9mms on a normal day or on days when he had to see someone for a contract or something else and today was one of those days.

Six minute Later, Alhaji Tanko arrives the following conversation ensued

Shadow:
You’re Late, Six minutes Late..

Alhaji Tanko:
Forgive me my pfrend, i waz in a meeting wizz pharty members

Shadow:
Not an excuse Alhaji

Alhaji Tanko:
Porgive me
Walahi zat wvil not happen again

Shadow:
If i appear 1 minute late for the kill then its a bad job
Its why i always keep to time.
But its alright. So whats the deal

Alhaji Tanko:
I neez a drink my phrend.
Why ze rush.

Shadow:
Oh okay alright, I’ll step out for a bit, I need cigs.

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Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 7:59am On Mar 27, 2022

Kingkali:
my signature would direct you there.

From a loyal fans o.... So that u should nt mistake me for dodo.

Thank you kingkali you’re the best

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 7:47am On Mar 27, 2022

I love it here

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 7:46am On Mar 27, 2022

Hungerbadoo:
Big man Dodo welcome back. How best with capital dreams?

For Capital dreams bro, I’m going to edit some parts and restructure it then we go from there

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 7:38am On Mar 27, 2022

Haakeem:
Wooh it being a while, welcome back, and nyc update.

Boss Boss thank you so much

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 7:37am On Mar 27, 2022

Bukolaberry:
welcome back, don't forget capital dream , wetin you bring for us.

I wont. Wetin i bring come? Na true oo.

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 5:46am On Mar 27, 2022

Back from Dubai people and Dodo is back here’s a teaser to the continuing story

Short Update:

Location: Nigeria,
Time: 9:00pm
Headquarters National Bureau of Investigations.

A group of about 8 people could be seen in a round table meeting, laptops and papers scattered here or there, then the big projector screen projecting from a nearby apple laptop and Benson could be seen tensed up, looking back at the combo of heads that sat looking at him demand answers.

Benson:
How can we, how can a presidential aspirant be murdered right under our nose, on our, un our own territory?

Bukky:
Sir its something that…

Benson:
Bukky can you just shut it please, shut it, shut it!!
This is not the time to delegate or debate!! The CP is on my head or i can say our head, we have a meeting with the CO and the Governor in 3 hours, i will have to go there to represent all of us but i assure all of you that heads will roll, and here’s what’s to come, they may disband this unit, they’ll see us as incompetent and incapable i always tell all of you, and we always teach that in training, our job is to absorb pressure while fighting back, and the main priority was the late Bolade Johnson. A national property. If the whole team had died in his place, its part of the job or on the job but i look around this table today, and the national property under our guide is dead. Now i want names, i need names, names of the people that were on duty and the squad leader on the day of the tragedy and somebody starts talking now before i loose it all…

Location: Dubai
Time:3pm

Alhaji Tanko:
Shege Danburoba!! Alah if you flip zee tv to plenti channels, we made za news hehe. Hip he wants to become freszident, he can do zat in hell

(Alhaji Tanko, Alhaji Danjuma, Alhaji Bua, Alhaji Murani) hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha!!!!

Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 5:55pm On Mar 14, 2022

Bukolaberry:
Ha you finally show

I swear
Pepe

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Literature › Re: One Nation by dodoatirice(op): 9:25am On Mar 14, 2022

PraisesPblaze:
We are outside with this. Dodo....., do the usually soonest

Yes Boss, make i commot Dubai updates yapa

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Literature › Re: The untold Story of Ubaga HK >yahoo Yahoo, yahoo plus, mtcn, betrayal! by dodoatirice: 5:49pm On Mar 02, 2022

Epeegee:
Bro no b easybuy but palmpay okcard

And true true you no get sense o,walahi,I wish I Sabi you for ikotun,you need some beating

I dey come abaranje like this whats your number?

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