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I woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

I woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

I woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

I woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

600k? You mean 60k??

If na 600k, na dna una wan do?

I woke up this morning and found a Tiger hiding inside my needle. I found out because it was heavier than usual.

The chicken that came home to rooost, ended up in a poool of stew

This morning, i shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got there I’ll never know

This morning, i shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got there I’ll never know

Police dey shock hahaha

Haakeem:
this is it-
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Thks.

Just saw this i go run am. Whats your email so i can leave you a ss

Haakeem:
menn! You are finally out of this shit hole.

I would be in need of your aid in this oncoming days, i hope you would elp me.

Yes oo, pray for Nigeria From Abroad.


Yes if you get btc wallet

When you’re ready just shoot me a mention

Haakeem:
Og, you just abandon nl. what happened?

No vex Boss, i dey Europe. Still adjusting to life here.

SKhanmi:
You'll be surprised most Nigerian women and even men won't agree with you. The women especially like to espouse the belief that it's acceptable for a woman to balloon up after childbirth without doing anything about it citing stress, busy schedules, hormones etc then turn around and complain about the husband eyeing ladies outside. Barring the genuine cases, the rest just have a lazy mindset.

It's not enough to marry a slim individuals, marry someone who sees marriage, health and wealth as a personal lifelong job and is constantly improving. Those types will never allow you settle for less.

P:S I know a woman who has 5 children and still looks extremely fit. Cars regularly stop to offer her lifts and numerous toasters whenever she goes out, even the husband is tired.

Which movie is this?

KiNg0G:
I pity nigerias, I was expecting a massive protest on our streets nothing yet.. everyone just in their house grumbling... and complaining..

imagine you having #1000 and buying kerosene out of it.with a whole #600.... just to be able to prepare rice.
hope #400 will be enough to get the other stuffs?

That's why I don't pity poor people...they can't speak up for themselves.. that's why when they die like fowl in the streets, because of hunger.....it doesn't bother me.. especially the old ones....

Use firewood, in this century your broke ass can’t afford gas ode boy

KiNg0G:
https://www.nairaland.com/7105598/girlfriend-ignored-me-party-she#112427323

lalasticlala
Seun

sometimes we need to listen to other side of the stories, I acted rash which I admit and this might be the end of our relationship, i don't care they are several options available. but still she knew I deserve an explanation, but she couldn't reach me because I blocked her on whatsapp and call.... so she spoke with my buddie and they had to set me up on choprite this morning, I thought I was going for a free meal..(normal sponsoring..who dey buy, that kind thing).. instead I went to meet them both there with lots silent tears and squeezed face.

according to her

* Her dad was there, same with some matured relatives of hers, for her cousins birthday


*she noticed one of my homie was Smoking from where we sat.

yes she was right, even though I Don't smoke, they are some guys that just can't move without lighter and you as a friend can't stop them.

*she knew if she came to meet me her dad will get the impression one of us is her guy at that time, because I was the only she invited from outside.. her dad doesn't like smoking and anything that has to do With hoodlism...her sister confirmed it on voice call

She didn't kneel, she didn't beg.. just some tears.. she told me her reasons and walked out on me.

The dead simp in me is telling me to unblock her and probably throw in one or two words, but the pills have been swallowing that had kept her glued to me is telling me...To let go, what will be will be .

even though they are other options, man's getting old.. help me make a decision.

Medcine after death! The girls know how stuoid you sre so they pulled a fast one on you! They know you are as dull as a bleak future!!