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Laughing always(Cried because of a girl once-but can never happen again)

Romantic movie or action movie?

Both (One for fun ,the othewr for keeping fit)

Love being alone or in the midst of friends?

Both (concoction)

Fried or jollof rice?

I confess to Rhoda.

Robert Kelly 4 life

Toyota or Honda?

Maybe I'm the only guy having interest in Cuando Seas Mia. But because you've yabbed me, I think I will also have to stop posting to this particular board for now. Goodbye gals.

M Gaye

Westlife or Boyz 2 Men?

Dojo, do you think this is the confessions board?

@2c
Oops!
Sorry, I mixed everything up.

@Everybody
Is it Earthworm, Tapeworm, Hookworm, or Guineaworm?

NA WA OH. NA EVERYTIME PHCN ALWAYS CARRY LIGHT.
WERE DO U STAY.

@Beyunce
Hope you are not yabbing her.

ladies in the house. could u all please send your data to my id

@Mildred
Why the ladies in the house?

Army green.

First child: Prefer boy or girl?

@Rhoda

I confess

Both

Blue or red?

STICKING IT IN.

Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"

When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Sally because of the pain and the teacher said, "Very good" and Sally fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"

Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and Sally promptly fell back asleep.

Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.

This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.

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In continuation of my assault on the women folks. Check out this:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Are you one of them?

Watch out because I will surely retaliate on behalf of the guys!

J.Lopez.

Sex or Love?

Capital OK.

Rhoda, howdy? good to hear from you.

She should be happy that she is manageable because some girls are not even approachable talkless of being manageable.
Hope you are satisfied.

I confess that's life

I'm sincere. I really mean what I said

@2c
Why

I confess age has nothing to do with love or lust!

Na you sabi!

I confess there's nothing like love but plenty of lust.

Well, congrats.I'm happy for you.

why am I laughing alone

Pls some1 shld join me.
Beyonce or Beyunce , keep it up.