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Rhoda, thanks for educating Omoge.

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor .

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on, you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you .
You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep, to go to the toilet, last night's memories slightly blurred.

You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "ugh" sound.

As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a night of passion flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .

With a smile on your face, you stand up and walk back to the bedroom
and see,

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(Oh my God>>>>I swear I will NEVER drink again!!!!!)

I confess Nubian, are you trying to say 2c 419ed you?

How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time

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How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Show up naked.

I confess Nubian what's your stress?

I confess I'm sad because you failed to say hello to me too.

AIT is ahead of other stations. AIT stopped at episode 120. Check the attached site for summary of episode 1 up to episode 170. Everything stopped at episode 238.
http://novelahitz.piranho.com/cuando_seas_mia_synopsis.htm

I confess like who and who?

I confess truly that I can see a police too.

I confess that what is a police doing among us?

I confess that Queenzy,why are you not happy with Rhody?

Rhodalyn,I confess that it's good to see that you too are online.Quite an age.But I'm not a policeman

BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS HOUSE SOMETIME.

Question: "What would you like to have , Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question :"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea
or green tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea."


Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer:"Um,I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Leave it, I'm OK".

THE SMUGGLER

Joseph comes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He's got two
large bags over his shoulders.

The Customs official stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Garri," answered Joseph.

The Customs official says, "We'll just see about that get off the
bike." The Customs official takes the bags and rips them apart; he
empties them out and finds nothing in them but garri.

He detains Joseph overnight and has the garri analyzed, only to
discover that there is nothing but pure garri in the bags.

The Customs official releases Joseph, puts the garri into new
bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the
border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The Customs Official asks,
"What have you got?"

"garri," says Joseph.

The Customs official does his thorough examination and discovers
that the bags contain nothing but garri. He gives the garri back to
Joseph, and Joseph crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events were repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Joseph doesn't show up one day and the Customs official meets
him in a beer palour in Cotonou.

"Hey, my friend," says the Customs official, "I know you are
smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about,
I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Joseph sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Seuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Love this,buddy.
Keep it up.

I got it becos all your thinkings originated from your MIND!

Am I a knight?

Why do women like giving men problems that only requires clue in order to solve?

Alright bros, keep up the good work.

Understand what? Why both of you are ugly or what?

Why are you women so stubborn to understand men?

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Don't know what to say.

This isssssssssssssssssssssssss good!

Who knows?

How are we to know how to move about the site 'cos I visited it and I can't go anywhere.

Don't you know it's part of the stuff?

Why can't you honestly answer my question?

When you are experiencing what those in love experienced.

Why are you being evasive?

Will not knowing the meaning do you any harm?

Must you know the meaning?

Yes!

What is love?