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Maturity isn't by age.. A fool at forty or even twenty six is a fool forever as the saying goes. Auntie Linda and Boy Wizkid are kids.. By the time they handle things without involving the public, I would rate them high..

But who my rate epp ? Abi who their beef epp?

Hahahahahahaha... I'm happy to be a Nigerian..
E good o, e no good o, we dey kakaraka...

A conversation between two Nigerians
Boy: Hey baby
Girl: It is ur mother that is a baby!
Boy: Are we quarreling?
Girl: Why re u calling me a baby?
Boy: Ok, sorry, so what's up?
Girl: It is only roofs that is up oh
Boy: Hmmm.... Where re u?
Girl: At home
Boy: I mean, where do u stay?
Girl: Shuuuoo... No be house people dey stay b4, abi na bush u dey stay?
Boy: Omg..... So what's the name of the place u stay?
Girl: Self contain
Boy: I mean, where is it located?
Girl: It is located on land na!
Boy: Sorry, wrong msg, so how old re u?
Girl: Am not old, am still young but my dad is old...
Boy: (confused) where re u chatting from?
Girl: Same place u re chatting from
Boy: Where do u think am chatting from?
Girl: From Facebook
Boy: Are u ok?
Girl: Nope, i be precious treasure!

These are rich people.. Wearing decent clothe, no be those ladies wey go dey show their body.. #just remembered that yeye actress wey drop boobs for ground, person come dey draw rubbish for am.. I neva still understand if she well

zeetyzin:
told her i liked her nd wanted us to get it on...
she told me she liked me too(which was obvious, kinda) buh she couldnt date me juz yet..
asked her y and got d strangest reply ever....
she wants a go ahead frm d holy spirit....
WTF!?!?

Yes we need the Holy Spirit for direction

vizkiz:
I love Nigeria! To hell with research, we are the happiest people in the world

My brother, I love naija gan

Water is life.. E be like sey you neva thirsty before

If I were to be the President of Nigeria, I would first implement a policy that every car or vehicle owner must pay tax every year.. The more cars you have, the higher tax you pay.. And it must be strictly obeyed by every one cos the Law is no respecter of person.. The money generated from there would be used for the construction of roads..

Secondly, na me know wetin I go do..

Celebrities sef If he's wearing something, why isn't it seen?
Clothes are meant to be seen, cos it covers the body, but im own na guitar dey cover am.. This is unclad, because his chest and other part of his body are bare. except the path he used his guitar to cover... A guy shouldn't for any reason post pictures of his bare chest in public, cos its "nude"..
They should thank their Stars that ladies are not moved by sight

Some people should let "private matters" private.. Must everything be known to the public?

Tallesty1:
Sun don melt this one brain.

Abi the rain wey fall for im area, don wash im brain ..
Op, go and look for your brain in any canal or gutter around you.. Even a two year old child won't reason like this.. Lol

Most guys would say why would they forgive their cheating partner, meanwhile, they cheat on their wives or girlfriends and yet they forgive them..

My dear beloved guys, forgive and forget.. You should know how many times we don sin, but God dey forgive us. That doesn't mean, she should keep cheating because you forgave her.. Must we sin, for Grace to Abound?

You can only keep a guy who wants to be kept..
If you'll do all this for your boyfriend, what then will you do for your husband when you're married?

No wonder Sir Hugh Clifford(1922) in his words said "In a country such as Nigeria which many of its areas have not yet emerged from barbarism, a strong and within limits, an autocratic government is essential"

Some Nigerians should stop all this Barbaric acts

pet4ril:
Hmmmnm I'm seriously short of words

My dear sister, same with me.. I no know wetin I go use this pictures do..
In fact, follow me, tap into the blessings to come.. We go get better house pass this one, even if e no reach the amount.. A good home is better than a luxurious house.. Nice buildings#

PussyMechanic:
Op go sleep. D weather dey affect ya brain

My dear Mechanic, no be lie you talk..
The weather has wiped away her sense of reasoning..
How she go take find am ..
Na to swim, go any gutter or canal, find her brain

HARDBOI:
lol.... this is kinda hard.
but i think it's better u follow the one that loves u
and then try to love her back bcoz it's easier to manage and advise urself than to manage another.

the other gal may cause u heartbreak later on...
and heartbreak can kill u know?

No, its better for a man to go for who he loves but that should be vice versa for ladies.. Its the man's love that keeps the relationship

She go receive hot slap, after then we will reconcile.. She fit slap me back later, I no mind

My brother don edit picture tire..

Is that a *wife material* classification? Odiegwu

Most of this celebrities don't end up with good people..
This wan na knacking material
Mey no body ask me how knacking material dey be, see her body.. ewwww

If he vex me, na im name I dey call am.. Too much of the pet names would make him misbehave.. Who has time for pet names

She's sending a message to Wizkid that she's married to her computer..
"Blogging All Day" Na im person dey do.. Does such people make Heaven cos they can tell lies a lot.. Wetin concern me sef

grad2012:
Reading all this it as if you based your relationship all on looks.
We all will age,what keeps abeautiful marriage or relationship going is love.
There must be something about her that you must luv so much.Think about it an work on that,but if you can't find any well you have to do the needful.
The mistake has been made from the start it won't be fair for you to keep her around when you don't feel the same way you use to about her.
Lesson: See its good for our man or woman to look good and also sexy. But put it at the back of your mind they won't look like this forever don't make beauty or sexiness your foundation for a relationship. Its doesn't last long.

My dear, that's what most guys go for : Looks..
Na looks them go chop, when the girl don change eye for them, dem go dey say "Pls help" bla bla bla

Don't have sex with him until you're both married.. That's what I know and was taught.. Not the other way round

What is he implying? Sey naija give am worm, abi na him no wear shoe
Mtchewww, naija av suffered

divinehand2003:
It's super attractive to me. It has a way of keeping me spellbound. My imaginations fly when I cast my gaze upon the twins.

Maybe you're under a spell.. I relieve you in Jesus name, Amen

I'm confused .. Is that a car or a butt? Or their butts has turned to cars, since fuel don scarce now.. No wonder some dey pack fuel for inside there.. The legs come be tire..

#no mind me# I'm confused, don't understand the pinshure

Beauty lies in the eyes of the Beholder.. Go to war front, and don't think of creating any here.. We are one!

Which wan na Mr delete, op? Do you mean Dele momodu?

Children this days no get respect at all..

That's punishment.. What happened to mopping sticks? Shey dollar affect that wan too. Nigerians sef

Chai! So real.. Kudos to Nollywood but me no dey watch this kind thing

momoftheyear16:
@Dojupyo. You neva marry no mean say u no fit learn from other people experience but e better make people wey don experience am talk as e be. Dis one no be bf/gf matter. Na for life o.

Lol, me sef no understand wetin you dey yarn..
You talk sey "help sey your marriage is falling apart", na im you still dey ask us sey mey we talk the issues wey dey our marriage?

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