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So as I neva marry, I no go fit put mouth for the matter?

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Are they bridesmaids? What is this?

Like the lady above me said... Lemme add this "He's just physically, emotionally, financially, mentally and Spiritually Handicapped...

He should be grateful that his wife stood by him all this while..
After thirty two years of marriage? Now this is while, its good to marry one who knows and love God.. For the sake of God, and His Love, the marriage would last..

He's indeed a " racist jerk"

Nah nah nah! Its not funny at all..

Now this is : An Oshogbo-based teacher during a class session:
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to remain like this until Aregbesola pays my salary!....Una never see anything.

And she couldn't even slap or hit them so hard to reset their brainless brains..

So simple, look for a stick and hit them just the way Fulani hit their cows, cos they ain't any different from them.. After then, report them to any coach around..

Na she cause wetin make dem molest her, she dey go swimming without any guy(boyfriend, fiance, husband or ordinary friend)

Stupid people everywhere #

Raping a four year old girl?
Like seriously, the guy needs to die by hanging, after then, his head should be placed on a pole in any popular market.. Remanding him in prison won't do..
Chineke! Oluwa! Eledumare! Aigoo! Ubangiji!

I've never prayed for anyone's death, but this wan catch me
I've seen and heard other reports about this, but this wan catch me..
Maka why will a human being chineke kereeke do this kind of thing

Wetin concern me? No be sey the fair skin make am handsome..


An Oshogbo-based teacher during a class session:
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to remain like this until Aregbesola pays my salary!....Una never see anything

To be a Celebrity no easy. See nonsense talk

A passionate kiss will do

dimsonu:
Like this?
Hiaaaaaaaa...
My mum will say
''Dee Dee, did you win her in a promo??, you can return it, inugo"

Bia guy, e di funny

Endtime

Laughing is Happiness. That's the only reason why I will laugh over this

Must you use money to take a girl out.. In those days, no be under tree, them go relax talk
Bro, 4k is neither small nor big to take a lady out with.. Cut your coat according to your size

Orange

Is sex a title of a movie? Or is it a name of a plant?

Uncle James, I don't know the meaning

That's why plan B is perfect.. At that stage of yours, you should have another plan, if this one fails.. Now, I'm not saying you should bleep them.. You can be close to some female friends of yours, keep it going.. When you notice any kind of unseriousness in one, you leave.. No time to waste bro.. Some people can make you wait for nothing, time no dey your side again.. And attend more of relationship programs, be more closer to God too, cos He will lead you in the path to follow

I'm a lady and I will say the simple truth.. Anyone who uses money or gifts to woo a lady, is asking for trouble.. Cos the lady will always expect you to shower her those things.. It will officially become a duty for the guy to buy her gifts and all that.. The love may be there but the gifts will supersede her love for you.. Its only a few ladies that see beyond that..

A lady who truly loves a guy would help him succeed and not dry his pocket

Resemblance lies in the eyes of the beholder just like beauty is.. Tell your uncle to resemble himself, he's more cute than him

What does "handsomeness" got to do with "virginity"

And is that your pix you just displayed

You're indeed hans

Some fair guys go dey claim sey dey fine, dark guys rock more than they do

Most politicians are polithieves, you can only find a few who is righteous..
God is watching them from His throne..

After they go dey jail armed robbers.. Are they different from robbers? Or is it because those politicians ain't armed?

Yes, while not? Is anything wrong if one marries a snorer?
The best isn't to run away from him cos he snores, you can help him out..
Fat people have the tendency of snoring while asleep.. And also tiredness could cause that too, what would you then say of people who sleep and soak their pillows with saliva.. Eeeeew

Mon dieu , many are demented but few are roaming..
Endtime dress

You've been noticed enough. But if its true, then he's just a boy..
A thirty five year old can still be a boy

Mediapace:
Anyone should pls answer me,is it advisable for christians to have babymama?

My beloved bro, study your bible always and don't get misled cos na end time we dey.. There's nothing like baby mama in the scriptures

He had better be drunk and collect his ring back..

Soon, you will know why you shouldn't drink to stupor

We may not really understand what's going on there..
For a sane girl to stay calm and doing nothing while a man ransacks her asset, na big shame to her..
And a guy who does that needs to frog jump fifty times..
Then, the human being wey take that picture suppose do "pick pin" for ten mins..
Common sense ain't common at all


Nevertheless, I think its something else and not what we think

Sorry to say but you're a bit confused..
A lot of people think they could act without the help of the Holy spirit, we need Him daily for directions and guidance.. If only your intentions are pure, if only, then you wouldn't be this confused

Now, this is when innocent ones are being punished..
Cos, I trust that teacher to vent her anger on every student in that very class..