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FLYFIRE: ALWAYS A BIG PRICE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SOLD THEIR SOUL TO SATAN LIKE YOU

Relax sweetheart, there is no devil, there is no god.

Airforce1: I didn't come to nairaland to announce to you my life achievements.
The last time I managed to show peeps my house n these thread. https://www.nairaland.com/1515391/me-little-home-after-hang

The hate and jealousy I got from fools like you w much so I stop.

Some house, more like a cubicle to me.

December 2011 I was voted the 1st runner up celebrities section Best poster of the year.
December 2012 I was disqualifed for calling ben10 "gay" grin
December 2013 I came third.

How can a grown man think that these frivolities mean anything? how? surely you cannot think like this in real life.

ba7man: People that "think" they have such great online lives are most likely "nobodies" in reality.

UNKNOWN.

VERY TRUE!

Airforce1: I came, saw and I conquered.
I had lotsa fun at the expense of dark skinned people.

I've met so many nairalanders whose names I aint gonn mention and they were all like "wow airforce, you're so cute, very nice and fun to be with"

Some wanna be my girl friend

Some want to know where I live

Some thought I was gay cuz of the way i comment on nairaland

Some wanna know if I'm good in bed or not (clears throat)

Some wanna pop annoyance to see how I would react (but where I cme from people call me "cool boy"

Some wanna know If i have a girl friend or not

Some wanna know why I preferd light skinn women over dark skinned women(rolls eyes)

They wanna know everything about me.... But I'm an open minded person so I tell them all they wanna know.

When I came newly to celebrities section from jokes section, I gave the moderators much problem that there's no week that passesby that I don't get banned

They banned me till they got tired...

The more ban I get the more popular I becme even more than sseun himself


December 2011 I was voted the 1st runner up celebrities section Best poster of the year.
December 2012 I was disqualifed for calling ben10 "gay"
December 2013 I came third.

I've been approached three times to be mod but I told them I wasn't ready.

Just dis week, super mod obinoscoopy contacted me here https://www.nairaland.com/1895691/south-africa-vs-nigeria-prediction/9#26208979 for the same moderator job for celebrities section ... we are still on the matter tho.

I just might step down so Nobleval could take the mod job cuz it looks like he needed it much more than I do.

No disrespect to you nobleval

Hhmmm
Enough said - Time to make a switch.
Taking a very long break.

So long!

Smh, your mates are making waves in real life and to you your greatest achievement is being a douche bag on Nairaland? Just look at him listing his achievements, how many of those got money in your pocket? just wasting your time acting a fool on NL, small minded people never seem to disappoint me with their antics.

gbadexy: I can hardly call the lady on your profile tomboy.
If you've been to the white garment churches, you would have had experience spiritualists that see visions and accurately tells you what they couldn't have known.
You could go to one out of curiosity.

Ugh, it's called cold reading! I could do it too with a lot of practice.

gbadexy: Aite. You are a programmer and sexuality regular.
I take it that you don't believe spirits exist or some spiritualists can predict future or tell you events that happened to you in the past.

Yes, I'm a tomboy.
I don't believe in the supernatural because I haven't seen any outstanding evidence, I have seen amazing things (copperfield tricks etc) and yes I can be fooled to believe but I remain a skeptic.

YES!! I LOVE SEUN OSEWA!!!

This is very sad!! hope it wasn't a terrorist attack, why didn't TB Josuah see it coming and warn his congregation..oh wait that's right, he's just a man who claims to hear from an imaginary god.


P.S
RIP to the dead, they didn't deserve this, no one does.

gbadexy: Tell me your explanation of how you think life on our planet came into being with different species adapted in different climes and habitat.

That's the beauty of it, I DON'T KNOW, i'm not intelligent enough to tell you about black holes, gravity etc but what I do know is that the church's explanation isn't an answer I'm satisfied with, even after spending YEARS in church. I am not rebelling against god though, life would be so awesome if god actually existed but that isn't the case.

P.S
You can't convert me to your thinking just like I can't convert a Hindu that a cow isn't a sacred animal to be worshiped.

Poor woman. RIP.

Realtol: but you need/love an imaginary devil, right?

Again you're lissing the joke, if that was Jesus with a big deek i'd love him too...

soldierdollar: Silly girl

watdidido?

gbadexy: I can relate with the fact that some people don't believe in God as described by major organised religions but I just can't come to terms that someone would actually truly believe something came into being out of nothing.
It defies laws of physics even.

Babe, using that same logic something must have created your god, and something must have creatd the creator of your god and....well you get the picture...

Realtol: which part is bullshittt as you claimed? You didn't fall in love with Satan I heard you say? But you just rightly said "Satan my love". I don't want to believe you are a confused fellow. Retrace your step back to God - HE is full of mercy, He will surely forgive your tantrums.

No thanks, I don't need your imaginary god.

It's times like these I feel proud to be half Nigerian.

Realtol: And why did you stop to believe God and fell in love with Satan?

Have you read your bible lately? it's all bullshet! and I'm not in love with Satan jeez, how can I love something that doesn't exist?

Realtol: Thank God the beast has been pulled down. Dolemite, you better start to believe God existence - He is real. I have been there done that.

Me too, was a christian for many years.

Everyone so touchy LMAO, I am an atheist, I don't believe the devil even exists, God too, it's all a myth.

P.S

look at the peenus on that cute devil though.

Satan my love.

Mrkuvuki: are you ready?

Yes please.

gbadexy: I've actually watched the documentary on these people a long time ago.
They somehow find the women with discs attractive. The women slip it on and off and you can imagine how the lips look without the disc. Like a slack rubber hanging out.
I guess the barbaric tradition will naturally die out with more education. I doubt if an educated lady would have is lips cut and have large discs inserted.

What would you say about western ladies who pierce their labia and other weird things? body modifications are present in most cultures, education has nothing to do with it.

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Airforce1: @ Dolemite
come and see your sisters

Yup still prettier than you though! DAT NOSE.

ROSSIKE: A bit harsh..... Over half the continent is uninhabited desert and another quarter uninhabited forest. Africa is not like America or Asia or Europe where everywhere is generally habitable.

Have you flown over Lagos at night? zero electricity!

The Igbos I have come across weren't cool, but I still love Igbo anyway, anyone wanna teach me Igbo? pleeeease?

Meanwhile in Africa, total darkness at night.

Logicalmindy: I think his comments are for fun like a lady once pointed.


Thanks

I don't think it's funny to make funny of people constantly, do you?

Elnino4ladies: na wao!..why d unnecesary rantin? it's unfeminine u dnt hv 2 be so insultive.

Ok I guess I'll stop, but lets stop insulting dark skinned ladies, they are not animals and have feelings too as a biracial I know!

Logicalmindy: Funny thread.

Dolemite, do u like airforce1? Abeg free am nau

Lol, like? are you serious?

P.S

you're not looking bad yourself

Airforce1: I know I'm cute
Don't need to be reminded

But hey I don't take advice from gay people so stop wasting your time tryna right my wrong

Cheers

Cute with DAT NOSE? let me show my friends your pic hahaha mr I hate dark skinned babes thinks he's cute.

and you don't need to take my advice, I wonder how you'd feel if someone constantly made fun of you for being ugly.