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GamingRe: Pro Evo Mini League On Psn And Nairaland? by Dolemite(f): 5:29pm On Oct 28, 2010
Im interested, I get the feeling this poster thinks he/she is all that in PES. cheesy
GamingRe: Hot! And New! Get Pes 2011 On Pc for cheap by Dolemite(f): 12:42pm On Oct 27, 2010
Pirated version I'm sure.
GamingRe: The Official Call Of Duty :: Black Ops Thread by Dolemite(f): 12:10am On Oct 26, 2010
I have. . .got owned like crazy. grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Pc's Wack! by Dolemite(f): 11:30pm On Oct 25, 2010
Read, only way to beat illiteracy.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 11:16pm On Oct 25, 2010
Studio CFR:
Nothing do you

u get mouth like barack O'grin

lol
bashy_demy:
hmmm and you get mouth like Ya' Adua
Wow, both of you are really funny, I can see what gives you the right to judge other peoples jokes. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: My Pc's Wack! by Dolemite(f): 11:14pm On Oct 25, 2010
Computer literacy? no one has?
Jokes EtcRe: My Pc's Wack! by Dolemite(f): 10:26pm On Oct 25, 2010
Efemena_xy:
Patience is a virtue
. . .but piracy isn't.

DON'T COPY!!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 3:54pm On Oct 25, 2010
I want to punch you in the jugular so bad it's not even funny.
GamingRe: Pro Evoluton Soccer 2011 by Dolemite(f): 2:37pm On Oct 25, 2010
Bought the game, wasn't too impressed. Much too technical for the non football gamer.
GamingRe: The Official Call Of Duty :: Black Ops Thread by Dolemite(f): 2:35pm On Oct 25, 2010
oyb:
the real fun in military shooters is online gaming - so i guess thats why developers don't put that much into the single player campaigns these days.

when naija internet gets up to speed . . .
When will Naija develope its own military shooter games.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 11:31am On Oct 25, 2010
What are you guys on about?
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 10:23am On Oct 25, 2010
Studio CFR:
continue dey console yourself poster
Not consoling my self, just happy one person shows that maybe people in this section aren't all rude, unwelcoming spoiled sports.  undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 9:59am On Oct 25, 2010
Vic2k3:
Nice joke. Got me feeling stup1d
AHHHH finally, someone with civility who appreciates a little humour. . .phew.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 11:53pm On Oct 24, 2010
xynerise:
Sorry dolemite in Nairaland, such jokes finds itself in the recycle bin. grin
Yea I see that now, toilet jokes or nothing else around here. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 11:27pm On Oct 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
i've made my point clear dear

be nice to me or i arrange for your one year BAN

is dat you in dat profile?

i like light skinned girls
Negro get a life. undecided

xynerise:
@poster. You practise this joke for your house before you post am? Your IQ is minus 20. grin
Copied and paste actually, got huge laughs on other forums, wanted to share it here. . .guess Nigerians are too stuck up to appreciate a little humour my bad.  undecided Next time i'll post pictures of women grabbing their buttocks and little kids on the shitter, maybe that'll make you all laugh.
CelebritiesRe: What Is It With D Banj Showing His Dry Chest While Performing? by Dolemite(f): 10:19pm On Oct 24, 2010
xynerise:
It is because of the 4packs he had in his tummy that is why we no go hear word. He behaves like my 16yr old cousin each time he is on stage. Well he his a mushin brought up. grin
Bet he makes much more that you though. wink
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 8:58pm On Oct 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
Hey
be nice to me hard tough girl

all the mods is my friend'

if your gonna continue being rude to me, then i will tell them to BAN you for one year - u hear me?
Lol ok internet big man I hear you grin , with English like that. . . lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 4:28pm On Oct 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:
d'you know how terribly boring that program is girl?? grin grin grin
Point proven.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 3:23pm On Oct 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
*burns down thread* :@
Silly boy, you've made your point, move on to other posts this is not the only one here.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 3:07pm On Oct 24, 2010
Moooooving on. . .NEXT PLEASE!!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 2:47pm On Oct 24, 2010
NEEEEEEEEEEXT please!!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 2:20pm On Oct 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:
Lol!!

GIRL - the joke no do am for me. . .maybe for others but definitely not for me

try post another one make we see na. . tongue tongue
Hence your need for medication. . .girl. I recommend at least 5 hours a week of South Park for your problem. grin

Studio CFR:
it's high time people go begin pay to open a thread.



Bend10. . .
move dis damn thread to sexuality section for me.

it's an order
And what is sexual about this? You're right some people need to PAY before they post, especially in my threads. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 12:50pm On Oct 24, 2010
. . .she says after slapping herself silly. grin You need new medication, for your sense of humour. wink
Jokes EtcThis Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Dolemite(op): 12:35pm On Oct 24, 2010
This Is Creepy!
Think of a letter between
A and W.
Repeat it
Out loud as

You scroll down.


Keep going ,



Don't stop ,



Think of an
Animal
That begins
With that letter.
Repeat it Out loud
As you Scroll down.



Think of Either a
man's/woman's Name
That
Begins
With the
Last letter
In the
Animals name

Almost
There,



Now Count out
The letters
In that name
On the fingers
Of the hand
You are not
Using to
Scroll down.

Take the
Hand you
FIRST counted with
And hold it out
In front of you
At face level
.

Look at your
Palm
Very closely
And
Notice
The
Lines
In
Your
Hand
.

Do the lines
Take the
Form of the
First letter
In the
Persons name?!
.

Of course not,
Now TAKE THAT
HAND AND smack the shit out of yourself, get a life, and quit playing stupid games!
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Horror Movies by Dolemite(f): 10:56pm On Oct 23, 2010
Same, those movies scared me when i was young, now it's like comedy.
CelebritiesRe: My Boyfriend Knows Am Not A Lesbian - Essence by Dolemite(f): 10:24pm On Oct 23, 2010
manmustwac:
Is she a lesbian?
grin grin grin

Lesbians are cool with me!
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian’s $1.65 Million Dollar Birthday Cake by Dolemite(f): 7:19pm On Oct 23, 2010
Haters again, it's her life it's her money you only have one life on this earth USE IT!! it's just money. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Genevieve Nnaji In Entertainment Weekly (Hollywood Mag) by Dolemite(f): 11:05am On Oct 23, 2010
jcross19:
photoshop
Here feature on Oprah was also photoshop? girl is going places.
ComputersRe: Google Baraza: A Question & Answer Site For Africans? by Dolemite(f): 10:46pm On Oct 22, 2010
I have very pressing question, how can one get laid in Nigeria?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: What Is Happening In The Graphics Forum! by Dolemite(f): 10:41pm On Oct 22, 2010
wilsonhaze:
Ii dont think any body is dragging the moderator with u so i support u.
It's not about beef, it's taking Panadol to cure cancer, the moderator is NOT the problem, even if he becomes mod two three months someone will still post a what's happening to this forum topic again i PROMISE you that!! Omni addressed the problem beautifully there. . .

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