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Gaming › Re: Panasonic Introduces New Handheld Gaming System by Dolemite(f): 10:12pm On Oct 06, 2010

This would be useless in the third world.

TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Now Second Largest Movie Industry In The World by Dolemite(f): 2:32pm On Oct 06, 2010

Ayowumie:
How? Enlighten us.

Second largest movie industry in the world? what more can I say? This is a 52 Billion Naira Industry, 450 million dollars, while these suckers are seeing poor quality bla bla bla hustlers are seeing merchandising, production consultant, packaging opportunities. . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Death, I Need It Urgently. by Dolemite(f): 2:22pm On Oct 06, 2010

amykwe:
Give your life to God and his is able to do all thing for you. the Bible says riches and honour is from him not from anybody is the only one that can save you. Give him your life to him now, and you will see that is able to do all things for you. stay bless.

Now this is a joke. grin

TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Now Second Largest Movie Industry In The World by Dolemite(f): 2:16pm On Oct 06, 2010

I'm so proud!! grin

Instead of you guys whining about how poor our movies are think of the investment opportunities here.

Celebrities › Re: Wyclef Jean To Teach At Ivy League University by Dolemite(f): 6:00am On Oct 06, 2010

Lecture One
Wyclef: Today I'm gon show yall how to roll and smoke a blunt properly using little amount of spittle and fire. Pay particular attention to my pinky finger, notice how it's angled, very important.

Jokes Etc › Re: Mobinga's Website http://ntwyt.com by Dolemite(f): 10:05pm On Oct 05, 2010

lol!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Mobinga's Website http://ntwyt.com by Dolemite(f): 9:59pm On Oct 05, 2010

This post is as offensive as your use of the word doodles in the 21 century!

Jokes Etc › Re: Junior by Dolemite(f): 9:43pm On Oct 05, 2010

www.nairaland.com/attachments/330049_junior_jpg729ce2c9dca72c08941faf1ceea9e4c3
Junior after seeing mommy's new b.reast implants. . . Whoa! I'll need bigger lips for those.

Jokes Etc › Re: Tight Skirt: Dont Look. by Dolemite(f): 9:37pm On Oct 05, 2010

Old joke. . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Death, I Need It Urgently. by Dolemite(f): 9:34pm On Oct 05, 2010

123jml:
Please no vex, can somebody directed me to the place where DEATH is, because i am tired with my life in this world.

You want death? Print a T-shirt that reads 'Boko Haram 4 life' and walk around the streets of Bauchi. wink

Nairaland General › Re: Airport 3D-scanners Show unclothed Images by Dolemite(f): 9:13pm On Oct 05, 2010

Who cares? my n.aked body is torture not pleasure to the n.aked eye. grin

Celebrities › Re: I Want Drunks To See How Stupid They Are – Klint Da Drunk by Dolemite(f): 7:59pm On Oct 05, 2010

clemcykul:
da 2nd pics isnt cute, too dark plus yellow teeth

Who cares? he's Clint da muthafokin' drunk. . . tongue

Celebrities › Re: SOS!prince James Uche aka Odigbo Is Dying by Dolemite(f): 7:46pm On Oct 05, 2010

This is pathetic, this man is a legend! god forbid he dies you'll see people spraying money talking shet in his burial, he was a good man bla bla bla. Now he's alive they all ignore him, this may just be another Yinka Craig, Sunny Okosuns. sad

This country can afford to pay about 70 million for a cake but not one Naira to save a human life. . .

Stories like this should be on the front page.

Gaming › Re: Your Opinions Please - Naijabids by Dolemite(f): 7:41pm On Oct 05, 2010

I only shopped online when I was outside the country, in Nigeria well there's the trust thing, 419ers, you send money you don't get what you paid for. Personally I don't like bidding for things, chances are I never get them, with my luck at all tongue

. . .

walebel:
@Dolemite; I don't think your observation is very correct cos there are lots of Nigerians with both credit and debit cards who actually shop online.

Can you please show me the stats you got that from, market reports etc?

Jokes Etc › Re: What A Pics Lol by Dolemite(f): 7:33pm On Oct 05, 2010

How did you get my father's picture? angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Yabis by Dolemite(f): 10:02am On Oct 05, 2010

HAHAHHAHAHHA grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy People by Dolemite(f): 9:56am On Oct 05, 2010

Recycled.

Jokes Etc › Re: How They have $£X by Dolemite(f): 9:48am On Oct 05, 2010

Chronic internet users do it by proxy grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Ridiculously True by Dolemite(f): 9:36am On Oct 05, 2010

16. When your sex doll has a USB drive installed. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Doctor Ruth by Dolemite(f): 9:31am On Oct 05, 2010

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Churches Name: Feel Free To Post Yours by Dolemite(f): 9:17am On Oct 05, 2010

Cash money and hoes by fire church int'l (A church for farmers of course wink

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Jokes Etc › Re: If It Were U by Dolemite(f): 9:10am On Oct 05, 2010

Run quickly to a butcher shop. grin

. . .and it'll be funnier if you had photoshopped 'dead end ahead' on that sign board there. . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Ibb Joke.,.,.,so Funny! by Dolemite(f): 9:04am On Oct 05, 2010

YarisMan:
Ibrahim Babangida visited a school to campaign.

The excited kids wanted to ask him questions and he obliged them.

Dayo stood up and said "Mr. President, I have three questions":

1. who killed Dele Giwa?
2. Why did you annul the June 12 Election?
3. Who frustrated the judicial processes and why was Gani Fawehinmi not allowed to try your security chiefs for the murder of Dele Giwa based on the evidence he had?

Before Babangida could answer, the recess bell rang, and the kids went on break. When they came back the session continued.

Musa got up and said "Mr. President, I have five questions for you?"

1. Who killed Dele Giwa?
2. Why did you annul the June 12 Election?
3. Who frustrated the judicial processes and why was Gani Fawehinmi not allowed to try your security chiefs for the murder of Dele Giwa based on the evidence he had?
4. Why did the recess bell ring one hour early?
5. Where's Dayo

*Recess bell rings again*

Jokes Etc › Re: My Conversation With Mr. 419 by Dolemite(f): 8:59am On Oct 05, 2010

Man you gave up too soon, you could have kept going and going. . .it was cool though. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema by Dolemite(f): 8:55am On Oct 05, 2010

HAHAHAHHAHA grin

Celebrities › Re: Patience Or Michelle: Who Looks Better? by Dolemite(f): 8:44am On Oct 05, 2010

Wow that patience is a babe, look at those curves, that style, what a pretty lady, Michelle doesn't have a thing on her. . . -.-

Celebrities › Re: 9ice Vs Ruggedman by Dolemite(f): 11:19pm On Oct 04, 2010

Sorry but who the bleep is Chinaydo? undecided

*Days later*
I'm sorry, this guy is good!! he buried 9ice. . .reminds me of ice cube with his no Vaseline diss song, this guy is damn good!!

Politics › Re: Dokpesi Arrested For Abuja Bomb Blast by Dolemite(f): 10:35pm On Oct 04, 2010

shock!!

Gaming › Re: Your Opinions Please - Naijabids by Dolemite(f): 9:45pm On Oct 04, 2010

The percentage of Nigerians who shop online in Nigeria? very low, that's if it even exists and the percentage of Nigerians who have the means of shopping online, lower. . .looks like you don't have a market in Nigeria, but it's a ballsy move, I'm interested in knowing how you plan on making profits from this.

Celebrities › Re: Keke Ogungbe Said "i Don't Shop Where Nigerians Shop Abroad" by Dolemite(f): 7:07pm On Oct 04, 2010

asas:
r u guys sure dis guy doesnt shop in liverpool street market

. . .and what's wrong with shopping there? *looks around nervously*

Celebrities › Re: 'lady Gaga Is Going To Hell!': Rev Phelps by Dolemite(f): 6:58pm On Oct 04, 2010

bawomolo:
abi o

https://i35.tinypic.com/2mcj8s8.gif

https://www.hatersgoingtohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/haters-gon-hate-the-boss.jpg

*Laughing to tears*

Nairaland General › Re: Queeneve Take This¤ by Dolemite(f): 2:03pm On Oct 04, 2010

jay bee:
PS: You are now a NL celeb everyone wants Queen eve

Who is this? first time I'm meeting this name.

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