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Who and who and who are applying to UNILORIN? Because they don't go on strike or because of the chinko tablets they give their students? UNILAG should be no.1 jor

loganx:
you see the problem right here - for a lady to be in a groomsman squad means simply one thing - she is pretty tight with the groomsman.
Now here is the cracker, if a lady is tight enough to be in your grooms-squad, she good enough to be your wife. i can bet you the wife to be is not as tight or close in friendship compared to this lady.
#BigMistakewemake

What if she's the groom's sister?

It's those small small teams like Panama and Tunisia that England can flex muscles for. I expect Belgium to flog the 3 blind mice of England tonight.

modik:
Lol..... If you are not sarcastic, explain in details!

Rollover aught not to be based on additional subscription prior to expiration date of existing subscription.

Thumbs up to NCC since I'm no longer forced to resubscribe automatically.

How do you intend to roll over your data without resubscribing?

IamaNigerianGuy:
How do you do that ? I use Airtel and at this moment I an in danger of losing almost 10GB of unused data sure to their lousy network.

I use airtel Android bundle and I roll over unused data by buying another bundle and subscribing a day before it expires. If you use the Android bundle as well, you can load 1k to your line and dial *496# to subscribe. If you're using a different plan, call their customer service for info. Etisalat is even easier, I just load my line around the time it is supposed to expire and their system automatically roll over my data.

So he is proud to show us that his mum is still hawking on the streets while he is enjoying his life in the UK. May God not make me have a child like this.

LaudableXX:
You obviously do not use Smile. Forget their lousy adverts. Anytime you still have unused data left on your modem, and the one-month expiry date arrives, just say goodbye to the remaining data. I kept losing my remaining 1GB - 2GB out of my 5GB data bundle to them every month, because I hardly finished the whole bundle. Each time I complained about my remaining data getting wiped off, they would claim it is their policy and keep me on hold, or speak plenty grammar until the line cuts off. Now, I am glad about this NCC directive. Let them try and chop my remaining data again at month end, and let me see. God don catch dem!

They should get ready to get sanctioned

I've been rolling over my unused data for years both Airtel and Etisalat data. I don't know what NCC wants to implement again

They're always breaking rules.

Nothing wrong with that, it's part of good sportsmanship

Full Time
SRB 0 BRA 2

Now we have Brazil vs Mexico, Switzerland vs Sweden. That's the true meaning of WE DIE HERE

Nothing wrong with the word persons, perhaps it's not part of American English. That said, coach them to do what?

2nd half

Awww Ozil

PurplePatch:
I don't have memes. Could someone please quote me and show us Leroy Sane right now?

I don't know what Loew was thinking excluding him from the squad.

Halftime
Nairalanders are not following this match sha

Olifiz:
Is there anything not betable?

Do you bet on officiating (yellow card, red card etc) too?

AyamStarch:
what about taking a cue from South Korea who showed team spirit and even did the more difficult of the two tasks (Nigeria needed a draw to qualify but South Korea who needed no motivation to win actually won convincing).
Nigerians have a way of making mediocrity attractive.

Blame it on the stupid coach that refused to make changes despite seeing visibly tired defenders on the pitch. Had he injected a John Ogu in the defense and Tyrone Ebuehi in the midfield, I doubt if we would have conceded that second goal. Our boys fought hard, sadly luck was not on their side.

Olifiz:
All of u with second half sub....sorry en ticket don tear. Lol

You guys bet on subs as well? O ga o!

Game on!

Seeing the defending champions crash out of the tournament with the exact number of points as us and worse goal difference makes me feel so much better, call me hater na you sabi

Congrats South Korea

Why is she laying so much emphasis on women insulting women though? Should women be insulting men instead?

Serves the troll right. Why drag a wife because of her husband's poor performance? She deserves to be exposed and shamed (that's if he's a she).

Sirpaul:
bet why... should these be news... rubbish

Nairaland is not a news site, even news sites have variety and entertainment columns. That a topic doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it won't appeal to someone else.

Thanks op, I needed the laugh
What is reps?

Funny write-up. I initially thought what you were expecting to be offered was money, probably why the thread hasn't gotten to page 4 of mostly insults by now . Some ladies actually like their men pot bellied though

NaijaTechnician:
My boss I hail oooo. How is today ma?

I'm fine sir, I dey hail too o

I'm not seeing any weight loss here, just fat converted to muscle

Hmmm
But if the girl is the one guilty, how should she make up with her man and show that she truly cares?

Zuckerberg wants to dominate all aspect of social media sha.

I remember the tussle between both huge teams back them.

dapotemi:
Thank you. We got to the hospital and d way she was playing and dancing d doc probably think we were just paranoid. Doc says she's okay, though they did a malaria test which comes out negative. We were given some anti biotics , paracetamol and one other tin I can't remember the name now.
But shes not taking her drugs, once she swallow she vomit it out. I don dey tire sef .

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