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Ofunaofu:
Another worthless post from the Minister of Peter Obi affairs

Peter Obi is giving DomPerignon serious nightmares

See this my thread for therapeutic sessions to deal with your massive collective post election trauma.

https://www.nairaland.com/8674488/how-deal-post-election-trauma-helping

SuperOnyi:



Are you mëntally uñstable? Honestly, if you were physically here with me talking all of these nonsense I didn't bother to read, I will punch your face until you feel the quarter of the pain I'm feeling right now.

Who gives a fûck about your politics? I have never ever campaigned for any Nigerian party because I know and believe you all are full of shît!

I created this thread for people like you.

https://www.nairaland.com/8674488/how-deal-post-election-trauma-helping

Visit it daily before you go schizoid

I suggested occupational therapy such as simple basket weaving but none of you guys took my advice serious.

Now that we are approaching another election cycle and massive defeat in the horizon, it's only best I advice you guys how to deal with the inevitable trauma of seeing PBAT - the political bastard wizard, getting four more years

We can all agree that these past four years were never healthy for you seeing PBAT as your president and your Giringori making gaffes upandan.

It's then very important for your collective emotional and mental health that we begin immediately therapeutic sessions to prepare you for the loss and your acceptance of it.

So in that spirit, I will be posting links to Irish and Scottish Harp music from YouTube that you can use in your daily meditation sessions.

You will be visiting this thread everyday to view and download screensavers of nature .

I will also be willing to link you via DM to a good supplier of herbs shrooms that can assist you in calming dah fck down.

Bimpe29:
The only time he won an election, he wasn't meant to consummate the electoral victory as the then Governor Elect of Adamawa State.

He won as running mate to Obasanjo on two occasions.

Your obi has only won one election in his life which was his second term.

LagosOrigin:
Amarchi, which kind upper-cut you give atiku so ?

Who did atiku offend hmm

But atiku is very selfish, why dragging presidency with Peter Obi when it's still southern turn ?

Atiku has failed even before the election

LagosOkoro, hope you are factoring Amaexhi on the ballot.

The kind last place your Giringori go collect next year no be here

WizardOfNG:
Lol. He is more or less that today even. What does he do other than run around talking nonsense, before a microphone and camera, in his shrill and annoying voice?

Former head of the US Treasury , Allen Greenspan gave us Green -speak.

Allen had a way of saying a lot of bullshit without saying anything meaningful so as to keep investors' confidence high.

Giringori is no Allen as his mouth salad hogwash has zero sense or relevance .

I believe this attribute will serve him very well in his future endeavours as YouTube content creator for the attention deficit field mouse iQ'd Obidients

His vlogg can serve as a consultation and therapeutic avenue to heal his mob from the disgrace Giringori and then will face at the polls

Penguin2:
Atiku’s only strategy was to ride on Peter Obi’s popularity to Aso Rock.

But Obi saw through them and left them to their treacherous plans and that was how Atiku’s chances died.

Without Obi, Atiku has no hope. But Obi doesn’t need Atiku to win in a free and fair election.

Meanwhile, Atiku’s minions used to threaten Obi that if he won’t settle for the VP slot, Amaechi will take it.

And I ask, is this the Amaechi that will be VP to Atiku?

Wrong again as always.

Atiku tapped into Ibo hate of Buhari by picking Obi as his running mate.

Giringorists fear the Amaexhi.

Why?

The ongoing APC primaries has served Giringorists aka the disobidients a heavy wake-dah-fck-up cup of coffee

Most notably is that of the Delta North Senatorial primaries that saw Regina's former sugar daddy husband lose woefully to Okowa .

Obidients are no longer insisting and threatening civil war if their candidate is not announced yesterday and Tinubu thrown in a dungeon, but are now hoping on possibilities that are seeing their odds falling by the day.

Prior, Giringorists had this line of saying:

"Peter Obi will be your President whether you like it or not".

This inspired me to create a counter meme with a thread here declaring the very opposite that:

"Peter Obi will never EVER be President of Nigeria".

With his free ticket secured, Giringori has sacrificed his already dwindling grassroot support that he transferred from LP to the ADC .

None of those foot soldiers decamped with him and NDC is now postponing deadlines for their forms because outside Isolo constituency and in parts of Abuja, no one is buying their forms.

Giringori has sacrificed grassroot support in place of a convenient dead on arrival free ticket.

Even staunch Giringorists are now using "if" in place of "will" in promoting their candidate.

Lmfao!

Armaggedon:
Okowa will weep when the official result will be announced.

Tears of joy

ResidentSnitch:
You find it very difficult to make sensible comment since you joined this forum.

I heard they rushed Regina former husband to an undisclosed hospital and he is now in the ICU trauma unit for serious heartbreak.

Pele

LagosOrigin:
No dey use laughter to cover your shame , you don caste .

Wait, I thought you bought the form for kwankwaso to contest with Peter Obi against kwankwaso's wish hmm 🧐

Lagos0koro, I have told you guys to wait, watch and see.


This is not linear petty trade.

We are playing 10-D chess on y'all.

LagosOrigin:
You're taking donperignon serious? Watch as he will come up with another bullshit story now that he don caste on this one

LagosOkoro, your fellow Obidients take my every word as gospel truth because every prediction I have made about your fake Messiah has always come to past.

WizardOfNG:
100% correct and the same point I make always that people don't understand.

Obidients remind me of the saying by Joseph Goebbels that "A lie told once remains a lie but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth".

This is what those Obidients extremists have used to bamboozle many gullible Nigerians, including the 'woke Yoruba' jokers like Macaroni and Falz etal, into believing the bog-standard and even factually below average Obi is some sort of never-before-seen Messiah.

Anyway, my bro, 2027 is going to end a lot of political careers. You're a sharp guy. If you are interested in Nigerian politics, get involved.

There will be loads of new opportunities going forward and I am predicting politics, post 2027, will be about inclusion of a younger cadre of Nigerian politicians to move our nation forward.

Obi will be a full-time YouTube vlogger by next year

His cult can help drive his YouTube revenue subscribing and listening to his mouth salad hogwash.

flexyrule:
Amaechi cannot beat Atiku in the primaries.

Not even in Rivers state!

Lool

John Oyegun that leads the SS PAC announced that they had endorsed Amaexhi.

That is why your obi ran away from the ADC .

In the core NW , they love Amaexhi and they have always rejected the Cameroonian that is Atiku.

Amaexhi also has the full support of Buhari's cabal who ran to the ADC.

Guy, underestimate Amaexhi at your own peril

Your obi go retire to motivational YouTube vlogger after the elections.

hegelian:
Pele the pain is so severe you are having seizure.. You will be alright..

Stop projecting.

I know you guys are still reeling from Regina's former husband's massive defeat .

PresidentMUGABE:
cult

You insult first and expect nothing in return.....

The obidient are a cult - a hero worshipping cult.

Give it time and obidients would have turned him to a god and opened shrines for him.

ArcSEMPECJ:
Serious? So votes that Atiku got was given to Peter Obi by who

Very funny statement, but Tinibu said he knew Nigerians didn't vote for him but he won.....so how come

The evil we sponsor today will behead our heads tomorrow and take our students and teachers to the forest demanding ransom from us....let's be watchful

But you guys boast of winning Tinubu in his backyard

So Tinubu will forget to rig his Lagos and go and rig where exactly ?

PresidentMUGABE:
No need to wail.... Support your candidate in peace and let others do....

That's the spirit.

May the best man win.

So tell your fellow Obidients to respect the choices of others instead of throwing insults on anyone who isn't part of your cult

PresidentMUGABE:
When you don't fight dirty like pig like them, compromised your integrity they call you weak........

Obi is the real warrior....

He said I won't be involved in a compromised and dollarised primary and he succeeded....

So he got his free ticket at last.
Congrats to him

Mbanda:
Ok, I will still call you out again.
You know how I roll

I am at your service, mi craselord.

tommykiwi:
The write up stated that, he was the only one that purchased the presidential form of his party, so automatically he becomes their presidential candidate.

NDC has extended their closing dates for all elective positions twice.

Why?

Because no one takes them as a serious party

Was this the case with LP in 2023 which saw many ride on the wave to winning elections?

Right now it's only one gubernatorial candidate for Sokoto that has bought their form.

Obi is going into this election with less grassroot support and few contenders for other political posts.

This is a disaster of Akpata proportions waiting to happen.

Nwaikpe:
Y'all said more than this before 2023.
Remember "social media president?"

until you saw the results, then you agreed that only rigging will give you the power.

Your Giringori was a fluke back then and I can tell you that if there ever was rigging , it was done by alloting votes meant for Atiku to Obi.

Giringori did not score as much as is credited to him outside his SE.

This was the real rigging.

Eriokanmi:
Its allowed in politics. Have you heard of a consensus candidacy before?

And when there are other serious contenders nko?

Is democracy meant or built around your obi?

spiSeyi:
PO will be worse than Tinubu in handling democracy because he hates primaries meaning that he doesn't want competition. His government is likely to suppress opposition

He will even clampdown on the legislative and judiciary .

All these are signs of a tyrant .

Peter Obi should go to North Korea and challenge Kim to step down for him.

Eriokanmi:
The primary that's always bought over. A man of integrity must lead by example. Do you think obi is a poor man and doesn't have money to bribe his way through?Doing so will derail him from his agenda. Those of us who will vote him aren't going to collect a dime from anyone, neither are we going to induce voters with money or a bag of rice that will finish in one month and the collector will suffer for another 4 years. Things need ti change . People are wiser now

So we should discard primaries ?

ArcSEMPECJ:
Every candidate is on ' IF ' except for those that have bought INEC Chairman, bought 31 Governors, bought Senators , bought HOR members and Agberos to their side awaiting to unleash their snatch it, grab it and run with it strategy then come back to answer Master Strategy.....lols 😂😂😂😂

Nigeria shall be well again and POssible ....

This is a huge departure from your usual Peter Obi will be your President whether you like it or not.


From will to if.

You guys are now smelling the coffee.

Kobicove:
Because when he was minister of transport he built them a useless railway that leads to nowhere...he will be seriously disappointed in the election

Lol.

If Amaexhi has no chance in the north, is it your obi?

Kobicove:
If Amechi gets the ticket for ADC Wike will humiliate him in the presidential elections by making sure he does not get up to 10 votes

Amaexhi has strong support in the NW oh!

Underestimate him at your own peril

hegelian:
For your mind you dey pepper ndc but in reality you are in serious serious pain don't worry you shall be healed

You see how I drop Giringori go down?

That's how the margin of defeat will look like..

If Amaexhi gets the ticket, it is between Tinubu and him up core north .

The rest will go to northern candidates under PRP and SDP.