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Lol....even with the heavy make up

Chuksmonika:
my dear,ur beauty no get part 2....

Please which cheap hotel can I book in new york.I need urgent answer and probably link to the hotel

Please which cheap hotel can I book in new york.I need urgent answer and probably link to the hotel

I sent you PM already please I have a private question to ask you.thanks

BlowJobs:
I always give my Mrs work to do as long as i say "please and thank you"
"Could you scratch my back please"
"Could you help me move my car"
"Could you do this, can you do the for me please"

Blah blah blah.
It makes her happy (somehow). That feeling i can't do basic things without her makes he feel good.
Few times tho, e no dey work

My Mrs wants me to pet her everyday, rub her hair, rub her feet, kiss her everyday everytime, hold her hands, play with her. I dey try though. I don tell her say den no raise us like that several times but now I'm a change man . I be african we no dey do all those kain mushi-mushi things. I'm changing though.

Thanks boss

seyewest:
Sure you can but declare it if possible.

Pain killer drug and anti malaria drug

seyewest:
Which kind of drug?

Please can I go with some drug prescribed to me by Nigeria doctors to USA.... Thanks

The hustle for green card is real
I feel your pain bro

Bede2u:
Nice one...she is working sha...a homecare worker, earns 41k usd. She works 2 jobs (same type of job, different agencies) and sometimes strech to 24 hours non stop working ( sometimes 48 hours). She says she needs a working man to help pay bills so she wont have to work long hours. She also says i can remain in middle east until paper is sorted so i can be able to work. (Is that possible?)
Me really no mind marry her for real. Naija matter weak me. As far as i live and work legally in u.s and working towards citizenship, i no too mind who i come home to everyday (as far as she isnt violent or sick). Macron's wife is 24 yrs older than him and she no even fit give Macron any kids. So a high flying guy like him cant even leave his legacies to kids cos of who he marry.

If u ask me to choose btw living in nigeria and marrying a sexy Nigerian girl my age for d rest of my life or living in u.s and marrying an older fat lady for d rest of my life....i will choose the later

However am open to advice and suggestions

You are really wicked.you want them to deport the guy

coldsummer:

Tell them you have visited to hustle and the situation in your country is bad.


Tell them how much you earn in Nigeria and how much you could earn in America.


If they ask you how long you are staying, you could say 2 years but if they think 2 years is too much, negotiate for 1 and half. Stand your ground. They like when you are bold and confident and can clearly state what you want.



If you have further questions, do not hesitate to ask. We are happy to help bro


#OneNigeria

CassieV:
How did you come to this conclusion? That you applied and weren't selected does not make your remark true..

some people paid to be selected and am very sure of what am saying....cause someone close to me paid and he was selected...the person had only OND and I have B.SC in physics and I was not selected... I know some people maybe selected on merit but there is still loophole in the system.tho I dont need there work again

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Dremca:
Is marriage now a crime for non US citizens living in the US

Please I need flight from Lagos to new York
Date: 28 of December 2017 to January 8 Return ticket
I want airfrance or Turkish airline...I don't want Arab and Africa airline......please I need urgent answer

Cuppy is really cute

Happy birthday to omo Atlanta

Bro...please BJ can they also check our chatting app....cause I fill I don't know anybody in Yankee and have been chatting with my friend about something's in yankee

I want to book virgin airline on the 24 of November 2017 return by 4th of December 2017 to New York city in the USA..... Please what there rate I don't also mind Lufthansa or any other airline I don't just want those Arab and African airline. Thanks it a return ticket

VIEMMYTRAVELS:
Whats your return date?

December 4th 2017

VIEMMYTRAVELS:
Is it a one way or return ticket

Return ticket

I want to book virgin airline on the 24 of November 2017 to New York city in the USA..... Please what there rate I don't also mind Lufthansa or any other airline I don't just want those Arab and African airline. Thanks

godsfavoritee:
Hello house, I want to find out if I can travel with my international drivers licence on vacation to the united state thank you..NB I will only be staying for 14 days!!

it not ideal to travel with any documents.... Beside you can use your international driver's licence to process your stay in the USA....if atall u wan to run to America then can send it to you wen u get there....

MackyNaija:
If anyone is tired of living an average life in Nigeria,
tired of not having basic amenities,
tired of police harassment and injustice,
tired of meagre salaries you earn and you are owed as an extra,
tired of naija politricks...

Abeg make the move before you loose your sanity!
With an F1 visa, the future is bright.

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BlowJobs:
He is basically doing what my gf and i are about doing now (Adjustment of status). The difference is, He is paying someone for that process ( Which is illegal and can result in Marriage fraud which is an immigration offense. it is none of my business what people do but know that people do it).

To get your stay, you have to be a spouse of a Us citizen who makes enough money to file an alien petition for you (also known as green card).

If you are a single guy, why not come to the Us and make friends, see where that goes. There are several single ladies that will help you out without you paying them a Kobo (maybe they just want your loyalty and love and be responsible and be hard working).

In my subsequent post, i can advise you the type of ladies to stay away from. (If anyone asks)

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Am not supporting self medication


But you can try Aloe vera with pure honey
Use spoil to peel the aloe vera and mix it with honey take it once or twice daily.quote me if you av any questions

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Very true

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

Am 100% sure you will be deported back to Nigeria, it illegal to book a one way ticket on a visiting visa. You can try you luck sha

oketg:
I team, i had B1B2 visa and i want to visit for for two week but may stay for two or three months if my visa is stamped 6 months. My question is can i buy one way ticket and soughtout return ticket from there.

Please where was her port of entry,cause some port are very strict compare to others...please let always prepare very well before travelling

Ajakayekoke:
Sorry house,she haven't been herself,she Said She wasn't deported but she was told she had to Return*cos the hotel reservation was canceled&she was told the money she has on her,won't be sufficient,and she told them,she has her master card with her.her phone was given back to her,please what should she do?she wanna spend her xmas in the u.s.aher visa was canceled?

Goldenboy007 God will bless you the more,your number one point is really on fire......wen I was processing my USA visa two of my friend promise me heaven and earth claiming they will pay for ticket and also give me the BTA and other goodies,fast forward to when I got the visa they all abandon me they cant even shelter me for a week.I need to contact another person for accommodation and I actually paid for my rent from Nigeria

Goldenboy007:
If you have proper documents to relocate then I will tell you to pack your belonging this very moment, however anything short of that would be a struggle. I will try to give you as much facts but I want you to make the decision yourself.

1) The American Nigerians - The first thing you'll realize is everybody that promised to help you will disappear, they had boasted on helping because they hope you would never get a Visa

2) The 2nd reality check is ..The millions Naira savings will only convert to couple of 100 Dollars.The fastest way for your savings to evaporate is when you earned Naira and you start spending dollars.

3) Accommodation - I have seen immigrants stranded in US and they ended up living on streets. If you are lucky enough to get a host, they will manage you for few weeks before they will make your life a living hell. I have heard many horror stories.

3) Job - The laws on illegal workers are now very strict, no papers no work. Almost no company will touch you with a 10 foot pole. (Thanks to the new government). However for the few who eventually got a job it would be very hard labor. Factory work with long hours - Minimum wage is between $7.25 to $9.00, you will have 40 hours a week - That may seems like a lot of money in Naira but you would soon realize that your expenses are in dollars, you will barely survive from one paycheck to another paycheck.

4) Immigration status - Once you overstay in US you become illegal - the implication is if you leave US you may never be able to come back in for a very long time. You may think you do not need Nigeria again until you start missing births, marriages, deaths, burials, graduations of people that are really important to you. Also under the new government If you are caught you may be deported immediately.

5)Hard Years - Lets assume you scaled all the earlier hurdles - you got a job and accommodation - You will discover that after several years of doing manual labor - you would have succeeded in saving nothing because your expenses are equal to your income. Eventually at old age you decide to come back to Nigeria - your mates would have moved and left you behind.

Typical average living Expenses - it could be higher or lower depending on the US State

Income $11/Hr x 40Hrs/week X 4 weeks = $1760 before tax, After tax approx = $1372

Monthly
House Rent (Studio) - $700 (Hopefully in cheap suburbs or Project Apartments)
Groceries - $100 ($25/Week)
Bus - $100 (Transit Card)
Utility (Electricity) - $25 (provided you get free Gas and Heat) -
Internet - $20 (lowest Speed)
phone bill - $20


However if you have opportunity to migrate and work legally in US-I advice you to put your IT Degree to work, get some IT certificates in US and in few years your annual salary in Nigeria would be what you will earn in 1 month in US.

I have often heard that the greatest enemy of invention is common sense, what may actually work for you may be what would not make sense to the rest of us. Some of us that are citizens today are beneficiaries of immigrants that made the sacrifices, the end justifies the means. America is a great place to be, the land where dreams are fulfilled, but it is not heaven.

All the details I have given you here are what I have witnessed from real people with real experience

Am happy to be here


I thank God for my own testimony in part 2