Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Denko2721987(m): 12:47am On Oct 26, 2017 |
mazinoweb: Women of this generation love sex pass anything...that's why they still dump their rich husbands and boyfriends.
Cos they know money can't buy everything apart from their makeup, lips and indecent dresses.. and what do we men like!! looking or preaching abi ... It takes a demand to require a supply.. |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Denko2721987(m): 12:56am On Oct 26, 2017 |
HeyCorleone:
In simpler words, they want to be thotting around?! Methinks you're advocating for loose morals.. I think she was just been realistic by calling a spade a spade instead of a long spoon.. I am aware we men have a natural or God-givin inclination to bending women to be subjects to our will and complement our egos while wanting to do the exact opposite of what we've constantly restrained them from.. Well its a man's world and someone must regulate the tempo and pulse of humanity's excesses.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Bobbybube(m): 1:02am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. Very nice story. But that's all it is a story. Nothing mote than that. Human beings have always been known to make flawed decisions from time immemorial and millions of people don't know what is best for them. I'm not saying women shouldn't make decisions themselves but several people take advantage of you when given the chance. 5 Likes |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by OgaMelB: 1:09am On Oct 26, 2017 |
[quote author=daewoorazer post=61771999]What do women really want? As for me, I think its
1. Money 2. Docile man
What are your thoughts from experience?
Best summary I have read in a long time, so precise and true, 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 1:16am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. Great Story. I have learned a lesson. Have never had any issue with my woman not because, she had never done anything that piqued my interest but because I chose to respect the difference between us. Wisdom is more profitable to direct. 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Ajicold(f): 1:25am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Health o # happy birthday to me |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Yareema22(m): 2:02am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. true.... 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by madjune(m): 2:34am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Women want fun.
How you interpret it depends on how it gets to you. 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by henryhemon(m): 2:52am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. Women want money so they could compete with each other and shop forever. 2 Likes |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by moshino(m): 2:53am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Alexanderbells2:
This answers it!!! You must also believe in Santa Claus, since you couldn't recognize that folktales are not realities. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Smartii(m): 3:12am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Factfinder1: Give bitches love and money dey still gonna cheat and fork your friends
Most of them password the IG pages and phones yet their legs are always open
Saw on front page few days ago where some owerri girls sold their destinies for 5k catfish....wonder why dey are killed and dumped Omo, u dey vex o, their legs are opened part is the killer! Loyalty is a choice, one doesn't beg for it and u can't force or corner people into it. If a partner is not ready to be faithful and u read the signs on the wall, just move ahead. Girls' penchant for money is worrisome, it needs be checked by them, modesty has long been lost. Virtually most girls can do anything for money, I remember a popular saying that if monkey was rich, girls would date monkey!! 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by DeRay98(m): 3:46am On Oct 26, 2017 |
The moral is... 1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it 2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best. I disagree with #2. Her best can only be good if she has a good content in heart. Some ladies best is bitchy to say the least... |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by AreaFada2: 4:00am On Oct 26, 2017 |
At least men have no more love illusion now.
No money, no love.
Though money guarantees no love. But at least it can make the woman pretend to love you. And will respect you & be very careful about misbehaving. 3 Likes |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by tealaw(m): 4:09am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Since the garden of Eden, they want the downfall of man. 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Eillyeillz(m): 4:15am On Oct 26, 2017 |
On a second thought, i think I'd sit this one out. |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by lastempero: 4:26am On Oct 26, 2017 |
medolab90: My brother this one is just a fairy tale,if you give this ladies that opportunity hmmm.an average lady out there wants the guy to be in charge because she knows within herself she will definitely abuse the power if given the opportunity. 2 Likes |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by lastempero: 4:28am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Denko2721987:
and what do we men like!! looking or preaching abi ... It takes a demand to require a supply.. Great economist, making sense . |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by DavidEsq(m): 4:58am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. this story just brought up all my fvck ups, ah swear. I just weak for myself 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by DavidEsq(m): 5:12am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Rick9: By the way
Some Neighbours are very irresponsible, no home training at all, I don't understand why a neighbour would refused to renew his Wi-Fi Subscription. Just negodu dis mongrel! I can imagine u up all night sweeping the air with ur fon, wondering if the winds have over powered the WiFi connection |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by joanana(f): 5:19am On Oct 26, 2017 |
I want to be loved. I am loved by the most incredible man I have ever met. Yes we all have our bad sides, nobody is perfect, no relationship is perfect and there's no perfect man or woman out there. A good relationship takes time and a lot of work. When you see a couple and you envy them dont rather work on your relationship. Soup wey sweet na money and work make am like that.
Many women will choose money. You haven't heard the saying that all that glitters is not gold and money doesn't buy happiness. 3 Likes |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by sisisioge: 5:32am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Can't we have it all in this sequence... health, money, fun and sex. Or Heath, Money, Fun and Sex still Couldn't still change my kind 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by sisisioge: 5:34am On Oct 26, 2017 |
joanana: I want to be loved. I am loved by the most incredible man I have ever met. Yes we all have our bad sides, nobody is perfect, no relationship is perfect and there's no perfect man or woman out there. A good relationship takes time and a lot of work. When you see a couple and you envy them dont rather work on your relationship. Soup wey sweet na money and work make am like that.
Many women will choose money. You haven't heard the saying that all that glitters is not gold and money doesn't buy happiness.
Jo baby... sounds like you are reminding yourself up here. Don't worry, he loves you despite all his wahala abi na your wahala 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Melodyz(m): 5:37am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Ayam not understanding dz thread |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by hanassholesolo: 5:43am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. This is by far the most ret#arded post I've ever seen. And they also used a fairy tail as their example? Nice. What you don't know is that a Woman wrote that fiction. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by naijamafioso: 5:44am On Oct 26, 2017 |
3 things women want 1. money! 2. Money!! 3. MONEY!!! 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Groan(m): 5:45am On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Donaltus: 6:03am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Very true Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
(To men) Please take time to ponder. �
(To women) Just enjoy the story. �
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: *What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it
2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.
Culled from Whatsapp. 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by ElsonMorali: 6:18am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Jagermeister: THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.
Culled from Whatsapp. Thanks for sharing that lengthy piece. 'Twas very enlightening. 1 Like |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by gozman91: 6:21am On Oct 26, 2017 |
mhizsuzzy: I want a fulfilled marriage and family with an understanding, wise. loving and compatible man and wonderful children.
I don't need ur money cos I will make and have mine
If u like Quote me, is my opinion and I am entitled to it . You jst made my day wit ur answer. |
Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 6:23am On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by kingAsaAdeka(m): 6:35am On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Re: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by Nobody: 6:35am On Oct 26, 2017 |
All these dimwitted h0es need to be stuffed in a chamber & incinerated. |