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Smellymouth:
And Cutehector did an advert for Gold Circle condom

guy ur jokes are becoming dry and redundant...






Try to upgrade abeg...

A lot of laughable things have happened in here



So I learnt mimzy urm (I wouldn't say stole) copied someone's write-up


And


Estharfabian has a new sister nitwitfabian



I just dnt want to die of laughter biko..


This miss nairaland isn't a do or die affair thing.



When the campaign begins, don't forget to cast your support for demiladegold.


At the end of the campaign, i'l beat my chest and say, it was all worth the efforts.

Whenever I visit the beach, the breeze blows away all my sorrows


Mehn... I tend to forget everythn

U'v got to impress u dnt even need to toast her.. if u'v got a cool ride, nice perf and smart outfit, she'd be at ur mercy

Languages cannot go into extinction!

Men will always drool over a bigger butt

Hahahahhahahhahaha....







@ I have read the terms of service


Status: offline

Time keeper



Some people can be daft eh

Since wen did voice become a part of the body


It's just like saying mess is a part of the body..


Or shitt is a part of the body..



Somthing dat comes out of an organ is not a part of the body.. organs are parts of the body such as eyes, tongue, lips, ears, eyes, legs, hands, dickk, kitty, etc

Explorers:
11. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately five calories. Half an hour of intense sex burns off an average of one hundred to two hundred calories.

no wonder i'm so fat. I need to start fuckingg

mamawin:
which man? which people? SMH seriously!!

people like you seem to be ungrateful

ChappyChase:
For how long will the people survive on that 2 cups of rice?

do u expect the governor to donate one bag of rice to each person with 200,000 naira? At least he gave out something... we are talking of a mammoth crowd here. If you multiply 200 naira times 5000 people or above, u can see the amt being spent to feed his people..


So dnt tell me that! I'm impressed with what he is doing and it will go a long way to make someone who is malnourished to eat that day.

I think the Police should look into this jungle justice thing....

Will be a good script for nollywood movie..

A man for the people...

ebubey:
aiit no problem, forgiven

so How are you? Life and all

ebubey:
yaa...maybe

ok I tried to search for the all the conversations we had in the past. I just wanted to knw wah I did, and I found out..





I'm so so so so sorry for acting out like that.. I was pretty not myself dah day as I was being vexed just before dat incident, I realised that wen someone asked me why I was being angered and I told him smth pissed me off.


Ebubey, pls i'm so sorrry ok. I'l make it up to u. I'm not gona disturb u for pm or number or anythn, just friends here. Please.

kaziblake:
Teacher

lol dem don unban u na, it's Sweetin u

mysticgal:
What of your contestant, DEMILAEGOLD . That seems like shooting yourself in the leg

well she's taking a bow for now.. wen she comes online, i'd still put forth tough questions just as i'v done..

mysticgal:
Atinuke Grace of elude, won miss Nigeria in 1957,so..........
Goggle helped

phew... lol so na so u go use Google take answer your questions during the interview stage?



Well i'm impressed you tried at the first instant.


It's a pity the likes of mimzy et al didn't try to attempt..

In this age and time when many Nigerians consider time as money, some ladies would rather not waste a guy's time by playing hard to get. Instead of th usual delayed tactics, some of them would rather go straight to the point and say yes if they like the guy in question or tell him try someone else, if she does not fancy him

For today's ladies, quick responses to love demands offer the intending couples the opportunity to explore one another and move on to the next level if necessary. They don't even mind the old saying that t guy in question may not respect and value them for saying yes at the instant. For the guys, many of them don't believe in wooing a lady for too long but expect the "playing hard to get"


Nw to the ladies: would you find it ok or not to say yes to him at the first date? Or would u still consider the "play hard to get game"


To the guys: do you love the chase? Or would u jump and pass if she isn't interested at that moment?



Let's share our opinions.

mysticgal:
Grace atinuke.i think in the late forties, anyway Her profile was once published on nairaland.

urm, u tried, buh not sharp... her full name and year please..



I need sharp answers, not half answers

ebubey:
ok

thanks alot... we could be good friends tho..

ebubey:
ur aggressive, u've forgotten shey? Our fight

like seriously i'v so forgotten.. I really dnt keep scores...


I'm very very sorry please...

Quickquestion



[size=15pt]Who is the first winner of the Miss Nigeria beauty pageant? And in what year did she win it?[/size]

Time to know who got brains


Cc: all the contestants...

ebubey:

at least just tell me why ur angry wid me

ebubey:
noo dnt call me dat... i dnt like u

like for real? Mehn I could do anythn to make you change your mind abt me

ebubey:
really wat shall it profit u if u own two monikers

lol darling, I was banned for two weeks. Wah did u expect me to do?


How is you tho?

ebubey:
And who are you? I wasn't referring to you

i'm hector jor

ebubey:
lolss i thought u said u have a house and two cars
lies...lies everywhere

I can't jack my apartment and two cars with my hands from lagos to port harcourt na?



Think!



I"v paid for an apartment tho.. I just dnt like staying alone dats why

Cutehector:
Pls, if you are reading this and you happen to get rivers state as ur NYSC state of deployment, don't forget to remind me.. I want to let out my room for a male Corp member to stay, u dnt have to pay any house rent... so incase you happen to get rivers state and your place of primary assignment happens to be in obioakpor lga, do well to take note of this notification and let me knw I u are interested.

My bbm pin is always in my profile. Best of luck.

I sincerely wish to copy out this post to serve as a reminder to any male Corp member who's being posted to rivers state and to obio akpor local government during this upcoming nysc camp exercise, pls go through the post and get in touch with me once you're out of camp.

Best of luck.

SuzieeDee:
See your big head

jajajajajajajajajajajaja I laff in hispanic.

So ur name na susanna? I yaff dieded