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Tosyne2much, u and luckygurl should just hook up already . I can feel the chemistry

DragonReborn:
Aww shucks. For the first time in recorded history, the ladies are right. Guys why una too mumu nau?!
You dummies chase these NL girls with the intention of sleeping with them, then you'll go bragging to your friends how 'manly' you are. Some of you will even open threads about the experience! Guys pls say no to stupidity, its not our portion. I don't know where this notion that you have to chase every female you see came from. If you come across a girl whose comments make sense, then make friends with her here. But I know most of you prefer to chase fine girls. Bros if you're hot then go to Babylon, how much be #500 wey you just dey disgrace yourself anyhow?
As for the ladies, I see no reason why you should complain of being seen as sex objects when you objectify (if I may) your own selves. Why should sane, mature women use prefixes like sexy/cute/pretty/érotic on their monikers? If you're not inviting sexual advances, then what sense is there in using such? Pls its childish. I respect few NL girls because few of you are worthy of respect. I won't accord you respect simply because you're a lady, you have to earn it. That's why you attract little boys. Mature women attract mature men, so if you're attracting children then check your life. How many guys have you seen with prefixes like macho this or muscly that or ribbed-abbed something else? Its ridiculous

best comment so far...

ebubey:
yaa...on break dou

alryt. U base down south?

demiladegold:
so if you've not read the first thread on this topic you might want to go back to read it...

now the same guy sent me a message out of the blue yesterday night telling me ha wanted to hook up again.. egbami o. after saying he runs away from virgins now he wants to take me out....

i asked him why he decided to change his mind and he said he just found me irresistible, couldnt stop thinking about me blablabla

i'm thinking its a trap or something... what do you guys think?

I definitely know he is sex starved. Just ignore him

prettythicksme:
Come sharpen ur pencil naw

u mean my dick? Of course I would love to

prettythicksme:
Who b dis one?

see as ur mouth dey sharp like razor..

Demiladegold please delete that topic.. I just dnt like the way nairalanders are bashing u. It's hurting

Cmon guys easy..

EroticAngelina:
'attebtion' Lord, pls don't forsake us!!
what kinda question is this?

crismark:
fifthed

sleazy5:
Fourthed

prettythicksme:
Thirded

jamex93:
Seconded

After that, in the next two three months, Nigerians will begin to suffer another fuel scarcity again... it's just recurrent..


Maybe i'll just have to guy petrol in large gallons and store

ebubey:
i am buh i dnt really participate

alryt.. well it's cool tho.. unlike me dats an addict

So u in school nw rhai?

ebubey:
yeah and how did you know dat...oh ma moniker

hahaha it was very obvious.... I noticed u ain't frequent in here tho

ebubey:
m doing great and you?

pretty cool... I guess ur igbo

totaldiva:
You don enter one chance niyen o

lol i'l just keep on fvcking her

Who even invented makeup?

Wow what if the woman I eventually get married to is a sex addict?

So in essence..

delishpot:
Tufiakwa....aruuuu

all these deeper life gals... phew

delishpot:
Okay o. I Dey look am from the angle say she fit be my sister Na...

should I come and press ur yarnsh?

delishpot:
I feel sorry for the girl. See how she let you defile her body. In her mind she thinks she is special to you she no know say she Dey among top 5 out of 1000

relax.

AirSultan:
Lol. Oh really? Then we are on the same boat here. Smile small na, is nor a do or die affairz naw

welcome to the team..

Abeg eh if any guy deny say him neva send any babe pm for here., abeg ladies make una expose am if u knw say him don send una pm...

EroticAngelina:
lols yes oh!

they will be sending lots of PM, when I manage to answer, some will be like " I'm not really an email person, let's chat on WhatsApp" or "my email is having problem, lets chat on whatsapp or bbm for the mean time until I repair it" hehehe

the one that vexs me is when they just drop their number and say "jx add me, I'm online. when u add me just send me a msg"
nawa oo

lwkmd!

fairlyusedpant:
babe my email is having problem, can i have your number so that i can follow you on twitter?

lwkmd! I hav dieded of laff

hadaydoyin:
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oya ladies come and choose the pant that you like.. I will pay for una..


Make una stop to dey wear "bendanselet"

AirSultan:
Donbenedict, pls direct your complaints to the party chairman and my honourable alaga of nairaland smellymouth. I am only his deputy!



#AirMimzy
#AirDemiladeGold

whch rubbish party...


For your info, i'm the campaign manager for #teamdemiladegold

Ok can u two ladies just quit the childish talk here....





I think sometime earlier today, I was having a conversation with a lady dats close to me about shaving and she said, most guys dnt shave their dicks.



Wow, I replied, how many guys have you slept with den? She kept quiet



I told her she must give me the number to describe most, cuz she just said it..


Den she changed it to, oh guys dnt shave their underarms, so then, she figured that since guys dnt shave their underarms, dey wouldn't shave their dicks.



I asked her, so it has now turned to I figured out, what happend to I knw...


I still reiterated it to her, since u knw most guys dnt shave their underarms, u must have been in company with most guys when they are unclad... she still kept quiet...


Look, let's not continue to fool ourselves, personal hygiene is personal... no one has the right to say, girls dnt wash their pants or shave, or guys dnt wash their boxers or shave... u can't knw what is done in private, until you live with that person..


My two cents!

ritaoritza:
Pls oo,can a newly joined nairalander contest?

yes please... the contest needs more contestants.. all the person has to do is to submit a pic to the host for verification.. check the first page for more details

Perverts everywhere

AirSultan:
Lol.. So as I don show like this, whats our next line of action my chairman. We really need to refute these allegations.. Not good for our campaign strategy.

what are you refuting? Somthing that is boldly written on the wall for all to see? She fvcked up big time...



Didn't she not read the rule that stated thus


Rule 14: please search the forum before posting anything on nairaland?



I even learnt she changed the name of the original write-up.


She was like, she was gona fix the name of the writer at the end of the topic.. who just does that?


Since when did acknowledgement in any novel or writeup or textbook or any literature begin to be written at the back of the literature?


Let's try to use wisdom wen doing some certain things


Dat was how razadabana went to copy someone's write up and he was caught red handed by the original writer... the post was locked by the mods

Quick question






[size=15pt]what are the names of the Notable Nigerians printed on the 50 naira note[/size]

Estharfabian:
Hector...bia, Nsi gini??

I did not say any bad thing oooo.. I jokingly wrote u hav a new sister..



It is not yab.. I saw that you two were getn along


Someone cannor play wit u again