₦airaland Forum

Sasuwa:
if can't tell, just shut up.

Cmon shutdfvck up! I definitely knw your type.... mchew

Emac34:
lol..

even cucumber will do the needful

Allah I swear. dat tin dey help girls a lot! A lot! They will be formin they dnt want real sex. But insyd their closet, they will be spreading their legs and be gushing upandan

Noooo, I think the reason why the doctor called you in to see was to re-iterate your mind abt tryn to have sex with her.. and to let you knw that not all babes are clean down there...


You should be thankful a thousand times for letting him show you.. he just wanted to teach you somthing

She will cheat. Fact

Well if konji dey knack u, vibrattorr full market

No guy wants to marry a jobless lady nowadays.. and vice versa.

IamWestAfrican:
Unless whoever you're rallying for is Esthārfab...cos I'm her campaign manager.

I thought she told me herself she wasn't contesting?

Dat's why I will always continue to respect only one sweet lady here in nairaland (eniqurl)... wen she says smth, she totally means it.

IamWestAfrican:
I can't post with my main account until next week!. Those in the saddle of this forum have placed a bounty on my head.
They forgot one thing though - I'm a headless swordsman....ask Katrina Crane.

What do you mean it's so easy to catch a rat? If I hadn't included it in my siggy, it surely would have eluded your cognisance.

lmao... well u replying me with another moniker even without a clue is enough evidence.

Well I'l be needing ur support at the semi final stage onto dis miss nl thing

Newsheriff nice one...



I want to show these dumb fools that they can't cross my path and try ta fvck with me...



D silly dymitri is so even skilled that he can mimick anybody's style of writing in here..


I will so embarrass any male moniker dat tries to have a conversation with him.

Estharfabian:

don't break his heart. he is a nice guy

IamWestAfrican:
Peter I know, Paul I know, but Dönbenedict? I'm afraid not

so darkenedrebel has another new moniker . It's so easy to catch a rat.


Besides, i'm cutehector. I hope it does ring a bell to u now

Women will always be women.. she will wake up one fine morning and demand dat ur friend brings her into his home...



So any how, ur friend will have to pay dearly for it. He got himself into it and he should be ready to face the consequences...


it all rests on the woman not tryn to become selfish. Or else, ur frnd is in big soup.

Suigeneris93:
I can assure you that marriage isn't CHEAP, a wedding but not marriage.

oh my bad, I meant wedding, not marriage. my mistake..

ifeco4:
Maybe they wanted something without U touching them and U ran away.

while they be fvcking otha guys right? Pls clap for urselv very well!!

Ur system can't repair itself.. wen someone is sick, the person goes to d doctor. Pls take ur laptop to a technician!

emusmith:
Thanks dear!

emusmith watsup? I need a favor frm u please..



Wondering if u could assist me in nominating a female moniker in d miss nairaland nominations thread..


Her moniker is www.nairaland.com/demiladegold

Thanks.

ireneony:
Mimzy I hope u remove kramfonos/thesonofmark from ur campaign team that dude has done more harm to nairalanders and which will be bad for ur rep.
....no one on nairaland take him seriously n many despise him
Take my advice

and why would u be scared of kramfonos? Or do u still have a skeleton in your cupboard?

NewSheriff:
You're actually right. Dymitri is Synnzu

mehn it's really really getn complicated. A lot of girls in romance section ain't who they seem to be. They come in here to paint an innocent look abt themselves buh in truth, they r all thesame. U may not understand what i'm tryna say, I wouldn't want to mention names..


The thunder dat will fire that dymitri will come when the person behind dat moniker pops up again and begins to operate with it cuz I will so expose him/her.

Marriage is cheap! It's only in nigeria we like to kill ourselves for a loud wedding

And d babe nw will be chilling somewhere else getn bursted by another fresh dude.. while those killing demselves ova her be whining up at d hospital.

HateU2:
heheheh
Dats not cowardness nah.
I don't do offline stuff
I just come and 'un-bore' myself here

alright.

HateU2:

What a thread
What's up

lol I like dis section, it's so quiet and cozy, .





Am fine... actually I was a coward wen I failed to ask for ur number bak den.. I was thinkin u'd not give..

We'v come a long way here in nl, it wouldn't be a bad idea if we chatted offline.. get to meet each oda and all..

Hateu2

HateU2:
ihello
I don't lyk dis segment bikonu o

ok leme go to a quiet one...

Speakdatruth:
96 pages of noise making and na only one girl don verify
rubbish

cuz she has got a lot of nominations! Of which the rest don't

sweetheart01:
...lol...comport herself?...was she rude before?

and wat do u mean her chances are slim?

not rude per say..


She ought not to be banned during this campaign periond.

Cutehector:
hateu2

hateu2 hey

HateU2:

i'l mention u in a thread. Come there