₦airaland Forum

tohpahz:
Hey dear. How are u?

am foiinnee.. I guess by nw u don grad finish

tohpahz:

tohpahz hiiiiiiiiii

sandrahnaub:
omo dz year e go epp oo...u no c d money involve

na for babes wey neva see dah kyn money befor for their life na..


I'm happy my boo boo bear isn't even interested in it sef... she was like, even if she is just so bored, it's not even gona be in d last of her todo list

ImDharay:

tryinq to reason dsame
stuff wid u...dez are accounts set
for vote rigging...

I go just yab any male nairalander wey try to flirt with am I swear.... first of all the pic in his profile ain't his! His topics is very obvious to let one knw he is a guy behind dat moniker..

sandrahnaub:
hehehehehehe....ah no do biko...last yr own sef i neva c my gift

hahahahhahahhahahahha




I just wonder who miss nairalander don epp... it's all a hogwash.

BreadandBeans:
Guy the girl na lesbian??

go through the troll's profile and see for yourself. If you notice, he has been active for only 9days in nairaland cummulatively... check his topics and comments.



Think.

[size=15pt]now this is to notify the general public that the moniker www.nairaland.com/dymitri is nothing but a depressed dude hiding behind a female moniker. Whatever conversations you have with him/her is at your own risk! Thanks[/size]

Dymitri:
And why do I have to explain my freaky side to you?

I will expose you if you don't come clean.. and who d fvck is dat girl u using as your profile pic. Because i'v seen dat pic before, and certainly, it ain't u! U rather come clean or u get embarrassed.

richidinho:
Nah... i prefer d Juice

dymitri is a guy! Check his/her profile

https://www.nairaland.com/2825091/romancelanders-guts-come-see#41369647

First of all, before I proceed, what the fvck is this? take a look at that link... can u explain that?

Dymitri:
Yes o! I know you well enough hun.. What's there to figure?

Sandrahnaub u nor go like contest this year miss nairaland?

Dymitri:
The bright sky

nice one... but the sky isn't bright pumpkin, the sun is. how come did u knw i'm hector. Seems u knw me so well...



There is something about u, dat I need to figure out soonest.

Dymitri:
I've seen other pictures of refiner. She just normal and straight. I'm just eager to see the saucy person behind that estharfabian account and find out her name. Period. As for the competition, mimzy has it hun. Forget BS **gives him hugs**

I find u intriguing... watsup...

So u mean a girl can get a pant for as low as 50 naira??

I am still scouting for the perfect female nairalander to nominate...





Cutehector!

So that means, all men with pot bellies have rat-infested stomach



Na joke ooo..



But hw the rat take enta him belle na? Shuuo

Onyezaza:
Funny you

hehehe I like to look for her trouble

Scarletpearl abeg u don marry? I wan marry u oooooooooo

Halleydavid:
Why the hiss?

because I don already know the end from the beginning.

Kaylexzy:
Lol...Abi nao...


Dat 1 sef na beta idea o. House delivery!!

she will be like, oh I need a demonstration on how to use it. I duno how it works


Cheeeeeei... u knw the rest

Mchew...

He is a brave dude..

Eniqurl:
Lolzz...Cutehector they said am nt the one on my dp oh

dnt mind them.. they hav nah seen fyn geh before in their street..

One mudafvcker has gone to bust the pig"s ass

yarimo:
Or reception should hold on Monday between 8am to 12 noon and strictly on invitation

haahhahhahhahahhaha.. couples feel that reception is that moment where they will get gifts as well from well wishers but times have changed.. u will just be shocked wen u get bak home and u open one big box of gift thinkn it's one big thing like dat, u go see say na foil or cooler.


Food flask na d one wey dey pain me pass

Ofatfoed:
u are with me jare. Even, the economic situation of Nigeria doesn't even call for elaborate marriage ceremonies, right now. And what do u even need elaborate weddings for. who has it help

as in eh.... my own na court marriage. Simple. Anybody wey want chop rice make dem come house. Light refreshment dey

I met my ex at a job interview


We just neva spoke to each other


We wished we both neva got the job


And our prayers worked!

reception nowadays should b strictly on invitation!

Land sef don dey cost for village. Mchew. Corrupt nigeria

See as she don fat full everywhere

Hell fire straight. No police check point sef

Kaylexzy:
Good business idea bruh. Though I don't have an advice on how to go about it. Jex make Ur research and do d needful.


No let anybody discourage ya. As long as u making Ur money.

sex sells



People go just they hide they enta d shop. If na house delivery, him go make am wella