₦airaland Forum

Why is it so easy to scam a woman?

If people say their leader is a goat, doesn't it mean they too are goats?


Can a goat lead lions?


Look if u think u are capable of solving nigeria's problem, you go out there in the streets and prove to 160million Nigerians why they should vote u as their leader then we will all see what the fvck u are capable of. It's that simple

hodusglobal:
Guy you dey funny , shey na Sai BABA plant the yam. lol

lwkmd. No mind am.. him go first chop am befor I chop. Iranu ikpiti

As a bachelor living alone, I happened to spot a yam seller who carried biiiiiiiig yams in a wheelbarrow and I stopped by to get one, after bargaining with him for 500 naira for one, I was very happy within myself at my pricing skills cuz the yam was just Dat big.

So he quickly agreed to settle for 500 naira and I gave him.

When I came bak, I decided to slice just small to boil and eat with palm oil. And kept d rest for maul for a later date.


This morning, I wanted to cook yam porridge so it will last me through the week, and just as I started cutting the yams, I found this inside.


First picture

You can see some yellow spots inside the sliced yams already. I was like OK, maybe the other big chunk i"ve not sliced might be free from the yellow spots. So I decided to cut further.


Second pic


, I discovered that the yellow spots have eaten deep into the yam.. I started getting pissed.



Third pic


I decided to cut further, and I was very annoyed. It turned out that the big yam I happend to buy was just a waste.



Damn it. I'm throwing them all away.




Lalasticlala, mynd44

cekhoe:
of course, or make dem go put am for museum?

ehen na. It's just so beautiful it shouldn't b eaten

So they will share Dat cake abi?

All these long bullshii




Beget money. Simple. U can even command the IG.

I can never be in a relationship with a girl who is a super detective.



I broke up with every single last one of dem..


Ah mean, how can I be in a relationship with someone who doesn't trust me? It's fifty shades of nonsense

Geraldyne:
it's all about making friends whether male or female, from any location...just drop your whatsapp number and I'll add you...leggo

number at my profile. Pls add.

Smellymouth and sinaj..



Hmmm.



Tick tock

Lwkmd.. the will of God is to love God with all your heart body and soul and to love your neighbour as your self..


Man's will is to go contrary to this!

Hahahahhahaha.


Lalasticlala has to watch dis. He just has to watch it



Mynd44 come and watch too..

Hillzy:
Serioulsy after u slap am me self go give am my own. Bae way don dey collect finger n mouthaction watin com be shining for her side, op I want make u enter her na then u go no say lagos ibadan express way no wide at all

but d guy dey silly sha. Travel for two days just to fvck woman.. isn't Dat d height of foolishness

FreshestManny:
Hello fellow nairalanders,

I will be your teacher on how to create and use tylorean finishing and make money. Before I start I would like interested persons to indicate interest.

#Waiting

i'm so so interested brother. Very much interested

Lwkmd. Someone fingered her.


And she told u she is still a virgin.




And even she was given mouth action ontop



And u stvpidly believed. Chei.


Oya come leme tear u some serious slap.

Just waiting for one dunderhead to write to ireneony

Op must be a cultist to knw all these

Lords

Reception planners need to step up in their games right now. Invited guests should be contacted earlier on their preferences of what they would like to eat in wedding receptions. Not everyone likes rice, not everyone likes meat..

Rossy99:
i av neva leave my chores for him to do,d only chores i expect him to do is sweep d parlour whr he sleep,wash dishes or fetch water which he hardly does.u said if i sweep he wud feel guilty conscience,this one doesn't,he wud lift his leg for me to sweep nd adjust well,wen i was preg,he wud b watching me fetch water nd d next day he wud use d water to bath not until i warn him lik 3tym b4 he stop using water i fetch to bath

lool. Tell ur husband u need a maid.

First of all, he is not a full time house help. So you don't expect him to do all the chores alone at home.

You are a woman and you too should participate in the chores as well. He can decide not to eat your food. Because you are feeding him doesn't mean he must turn into ur househelp.


Dats one thing u modern wives just use to put up a fight with relatives.



Now since your husband isn't doing anythn abt it, u should not take laws into your hands.


U should giv him food, and tell him there and then he should wash his plates after eating.


If you are a full time house wife, den u shouldn't balance in d house an expect him to do all ur bidding, just as u pick up a broom and start sweeping the palour, guilty conscience will not allow him also to relax when he sees u doing it, he too will feel somehow and join u as well. That is how to solve such problems.




If I should ask, is he related to your husband?


Everythn shouldn't be by force. There are many ways to make someone do ur bidding

APC and PDP are the same..

Lovechyld101:
The night plan was very fast change ur apn . Web.ng.airtel.com

I was downloading and streaming without buffer at the same time cudnt believe my eyes I clocked 1.5mbps .

Abeg what of d username and password? Wetin I go put?

Kids can be annoying

I take oats every day and I lost 20kg

LuvU2:
I dnt fantacise about havn a caucasian bf. Dats a bit awkward to me since they aint my no: 1 kind of men

Bt u knw whar i think about ur post

wat is wrong with dis one..

LuvU2:
i knw. If he is not negro, then he got to be caucasian
.
Asian? no please!

lol u"v neva had a Caucasian boyfrnd dats why u dream and fantasize this much abt dem....


Well speaking abt ladies, as far as i'm concerned, Kenyan, malawian, Tanzanian, Gabon chics are far better Dan dating Nigerian girls. I can say Dat for a fact.

LuvU2:
We prefer caucasians.

trust me, u don't knw exactly what u want.

Ayatullah:
How many strength or horse power will you give "criminal laws" Mr. President of "If" country? Mankind will continue to suffer dehumanisation as long as Divine Laws and Rules are not embraced.

pls go and commit drug trafficking in jakarta

High time Chinese guys started marrying Nigerian ladies.

mizzbouqui:
I don't understand your first five sentences
God had mercy on every of his child, that has been settled a long time ago (2 Corinthians 8:9) I can never be broke in my life
Every child of God deserves to be rich, you don't have to think about the economy or the certificate you are carrying before you are being favored from man
He gave us abundance of grace (Romans 5:17)
So my dear, don't think about failure at all but success and don't forget all things work together for your own good
When men are saying there is a casting down I always say there is a lifting up for me
You can't catch me saying negative things about myself, I speak glorious things about my life and it has been working for me

pls can u just Bolden the part in my original comment Dat meant I was thinking abt failure. If God has mercy on every of his children Dan why do good people die early, why do good people suffer so much in this world?