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Marrying a military woman isn't a bad idea. Just be careful dat u don't cheat on her.. she has a gun too

sandy4lv:
I live in Scotland land and my boyfriend in Nigeria and he self-services all the time in other not to cheat on me since I visits Nigeria every 2-3 months but recently he start complaining of having itchy eyes and he think it's due to too much mastubation

that's pure fallacy. Masturbation has nothing to do with eye sight. The only issue dats associated with excess Masturbation is premature ejaculation... dats all

KingCheezyPuff:
°I'm a shorty,I need you to help me out and tell me what you eat that made you so big?

pls stop derailing

SAINTSAMURAII:
@OP i agree with some of your points, but the point made about asking someone out on social media is faultiristic. Now let me incucate someting into your thinking depot. The interntet has made life possible and things easiable to homo sapiens. some of the difficulties our fore fathers had in looking for a right partner has been gangastali eliminated through social platform. You know in life, it is not every lady that you see on a daily basics that can be a good wife and girlfriend to you. sometimes that particular lady you chat with on social media might be the right one for you, so its not bad if after having been friends with her, you then decided to ask her out because in the long run, you will be doing yourself good becaus she might turn out to be your perfect partner. This has nothing to do with no having self confidence because after you ask her out, you will still need to display confidential inbuild characters to her. it is even the confidence that you have that will make you ask her out.

my second point explained all that Mr man.. please go bak and understand it.... I iterated that though it's good to have love feelings for someone, it's much better u meet them first, and get to knw their offline personality before proceeding on dat!

ErnieSmallzz:
most of what you listed here are what i see everyday on nairaland , but that doesn't mean they would change, no matter how much you advice them.









hmmm op you know you are guilty of number 6?

please go bak and read the first paragraph of my post! Jeez! I wrote 'myself included"

Now, in all my years of being active on social media, there are a lot of habits most people (including myself) do but in this post, I will list seven of them that are common so that we can learn from our mistakes and eliminate regrets. Let us tell ourselves the truth for once and put the devil to shame.


Asking Someone out on Social media

Really? Like seriously? this is the most silly of them all... People who do this really have a lot of issues to settle. Ah mean, if I were a girl and u as guy asks me out on social media to be ur girlfrnd, I'd totally look at u as someone who doesn't hav confidence in wooing someone physically. Take it or leave it, Its laughable. Here are my reasons, such relationship won't even last because during times of conflict, the person who wooed won't take the "wooee" seriously. For those that find this method to b easy for them, I advise u, if u really want smth real, if u have respect for the guy or girl u wooing, please ask him or out physically so that it can enable u to see their body languages and the person who u are asking out will know that u are a serious minded person.

Having romantic feelings/crushing for someone on social media who you haven't met physically with yet

Ah mean doesn't this seem so awkward to u? Or should I say laughable? Of course yes the person's comments, online personality, the calls, romantic online gestures will really send butterflies to ur stomach buh heeeeeeey, slow down! You just haven't met the person yet for goodness sakes! U dnt knw his/her offline personality yet! He or she may not even be the kind of person u imagined to be. He/she might even hav bad breath issues! Yes! Or even worse. So, u gota hold on with that feelings first, meet them in person, have a few dates, den u will be sure to proceed with the love u hav already nutured up for him/her.



Giving way too much info abt ur personal life on social media

The reasons for this aren't far fetched. Now if I happen to have a misunderstanding with a nairalander and they happen to knw from ur posts that u aren't what u seem to be, they will literally use that evidence against u! And I'm very sure u don't want that. For those spilling way to info abt themselves in their e-diaries, pls watch it. K?

Misjudging someone's online personality as their offline personality

Now just because happen to post nutty, pervy, rash, erm u knw, posing as some sort of bad dude doesn't mean I'm a player offline. Hey! Don't get misguided. A lot of online personalities are really not what they are offline, until u meet them in person den u can actually come to conclusions.


Regarding everyone as Jobless on social media

Hey! Dnt be silly! Because mr A's presence online is frequent at intervals doesn't mean u should call him/her jobless.. Since you have been monitoring their online activities, who do u think is more jobless? Think befor u act!

Posting Uncivilized/unpolite/rude comments on social media

If u think you are really matured, please ignorance is the best answer. Its silly to exchange rude words with people online. If u are wise, u will keep quiet.

Posting unclad pictures of yourself/your friend, or your sibling on social media

incase u didn't knw, its very silly to do that. There is provision for ur personal pics to be displayed in ur profile! Some people create threads and upload their pics or pics of their friends or siblings and demand for opinions on how pretty/handsome they look. Now isn't that silly? Eh? Answer me!

Always thinkin there are perfect people out thr

was probably sex starved

Estharfabian:
Alright....




So...Who gets the child?


Cutehector, sweety, your girl's broke..; D

hahahha. Are u ready to be pregnant?

senibo1:
100yrs hash oh, na ur grand children won use the account? I will just deactivate that account

hahahha. Na d kind of mindset wey dese mods dey get

senibo1:
100yrs? I don't believe this.

lmao.. u better believe it... well sha the mod has been removed by the boss at the top..

I think it seems legit

I'd go with 2..


They look sexy.. all all shades of dat

senibo1:
am not joking 10yrs ban

mchew... ur even a learner, last two years I was banned for a 100 years. Till 2106

Marry for happiness

U should inform her parents on this..

Bisjosh:
Thanks so much for the advice. Will look for the "touch and go" med and apply. Just dunno why these dentists couldn't figure out something permanent

well time heals, not all these medicines lol... u need a lot of rest too... a lot of vitamins...

Somebody reports an offense to a certain mod, just because the mod likes Dat person, she doesn't ban him, she only hides the comment..


Den wen someone else reports an insult from the person who made a report sometime ago, she acts swiftly to ban that person..



Dear people of nairaland, isn't that partial?


If u say u are a mod and u are being partial, den it's a pity..

Bisjosh:
It should be the gum.

The pain is all around that area

OK if it's d gum u dnt hav to be seriously worried... continue taking salt and water crap of a medication, d antibiotics and pain killers. There used to be this portion I used wen I had pains in my gum, it's called touch and go.. funny name ryt?

Lol so wen I use cotton bud and dip it insyd d portion and use it to touch d affected area, it dries the gum up and the pains ceases temporarily.. I did it all the time and as time went on, pain went..



Hey look, nothing is permanent ok. Just endure it untill it goes away

She would hav poisoned Adam and inherited all the goodies in the garden of eden..

MrObontami:
Those mods can be funny at times

I swear, being sentimental while carrying out their duties.. so uncool

[size=20pt]The Devil is a Liar. Every spirit of Adultery Dat is tryn to make it look like normal, I bind it out of my future marriage by the power of Jesus, amen[/size]

Clear definition of Big man, big wahala.

Number 3 just puts me off seriously.

You havnt met d guy oo, yet u calling him a player, bla bla bla.. it's just annoying.. if he called you a prostitute now, all hell will just let loose.


I will still re-iterate this to nairaland girls. The social media activities of a guy online is practically much different from his true personality offline! Take it or leave it...

Bisjosh:
Never had.
Never removed any tooth sef.
My teeth has always been ok till recent.

OK, is the pains comin from the teeth or the gum instead?

Rexhenrex:
i tell u

well don't crush too much.

BlueEyeBalls:
see teeth

Abeg no make d mistake of creatin thread for babe in nairaland except birthday thread Abeg.. make u no be d object of laughter

Naturally if I just have a hard-on, three things I think about.


Adolf hitler



The scourging of Jesus in the passion of christ



Buhari

OK leme not be shy.. i"v been too secretive abt my personal life...







OK i'v had way too many boners in public. And one Dat was way to obvious was wen I was in secondary school..

I really dnt knw Wat I was thinkin abt den buh i'm pretty much sure wen I was walkin into d classroom, I found my dick so hard it was obvious and there was a girl den, her name's Doris, she literally saw it and laughed at me.. the whole class saw it.. gawd she just kept on embarrassing me.. like seriously.

In her words
Hector lool na ur prick dey show like dis? Hahhaahhahhahahhahahha hector oh my gosh Wat u been thinking.. calls all the ladies to look at my trouser while I was walkin into d class.. dey all saw it and started laughing..


I really was embarrassed.

Bisjosh:
Yes I'm almost an addict to pain killers but the sad part is it doesn't work. I just want a lasting solution

when last did u hav any operation on the teeth?