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rem44:
According to Mkor who lives in Benue state,security officials yesterday arrested violent herdsmen who have been causing havoc in the state.He wrote...

'Dr. Samuel Ortom's Fight Against Fulani Insurgents Is A Goal He Is Out To Achieve Without Fear Or Favour!

You will recall that His Excellency Dr. Samuel Ortom has made a commitment with the Benue people to put a permanent stop to Fulani herdsmen and their activities in Benue State. To this effect,it is in absolute fulfillment of this onerous task that the combined security network of the Governor in the early hours of yesterday apprehended a contingent of Fulani violent herdsmen who have been causing untold mayhem on the good people of Benue State. See their evil faces as paraded yesterday by law enforcement agents'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/see-faces-of-fulani-herdsmen-allegedly.html

Op should stop saying all fulsnis are bad, till death fulanis are still the people I trust with my life.

CastedDude:
A brave Soldier, Sani Mohammed, has shared photos showing aftermath of a fierce battle with Boko Haram insurgents in the deep war front in Sambisa Forest. He also shared photos of the bodies of some slain terrorists. See graphic pictures below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/aftermath-of-fierce-battle-with-boko.html

Oh boy dat T72 in dat first pix na devil o, it sends BOKO BOYS on their heels, even if its old upon say dem no buy T90 for us, jonathan no fit do anything to the ediots he sent to buy them.
don bobes the tank gOD i am

bayocanny:
Haaaa

Cucumber girls will flood this thread o, with this your picture.

bayocanny:
Haaaa

Cucumber girls will flood this thread o, with this your picture.

DonBobes:
I remember the day i farted in my roommates room (a fifth terma, while i was a clown) in NDA, the mark wey the guy give me still de my body lik this. I surfer lik person wey carry meat before devil for dining table.

Upon this one the guy still say make i go buy a very expensive and big room fresh to comot tha smell for the room o.

gabonsky:
No use denying it: you fart.

Everyone does. And that’s actually a good thing.
This is not only normal, it’s healthy.
Gases build up in the colon as the result of undigested food. A healthy person farts an average of 20 times a day.


Gas production can increase due to poor digestion of certain foods, food sensitivity or intolerance (e.g., celiac disease, lactose intolerance), bacterial overgrowth in the small intestine, or the presence of some forms of bacteria in the digestive system that produce more gas than others.

Why It’s Good To Fart
No, you won’t explode if you don’t release pent-up gas but here are some valid reasons that you’re better off letting it fly.



1. Relieves Bloating
We all know what abdominal bloating feels like; it’s quite uncomfortable, making you feel like an over-inflated tire. Bloating can be caused by illness but is much more likely from something you ate (1).

Legumes like beans and lentils are musical fruits, indeed. Grains like wheat, rye, and barley can also make your digestive system work overtime, trapping gas and making you feel bloated and overly full. There’s no other real remedy for bloating than release through a good fart.

Increased discomfort occurs when you can’t get the gas out—try the wind relieving yoga pose to help your intestines to push it out.



2. Indicates Digestive Health
Gut bacteria are essential for health. When they become imbalanced or there aren’t enough of the good kind, food isn’t broken down properly or efficiently. By the time waste gets to your colon, it’s not been as thoroughly processed as it should be.

Beneficial bacteria in your body (and there are 100 trillion of them) break down food, help to eliminate metabolic waste, monitor and destroy harmful bacteria, and perform a host of other necessary activities. Having an ample supply is crucial for overall health; there is growing evidence that imbalance of gut bacteria can even affect the brain, leading to anxiety and depression (2).

If you fart around the average amount, it’s an indication that the micro-organisms in your lower digestive tract are working properly.



3. Flatulence and Diet
Farting can give you an idea on whether or not your diet suits your body.

If you don’t fart much, it may mean your gut bacteria aren’t getting necessary nourishment. They feed on complex carbohydrates. Eat more legumes (beans, lentils), whole grains, cruciferous vegetables (brussels sprouts, cabbage, bok choy, broccoli, cauliflower, etc.), and onions. That should do the trick.

Women tend to begin to toot more at or around menopause due to hormone changes. Add probiotics to your diet for balance. Fermented foods are the best source of probiotics: kefir, sauerkraut, kombucha, miso, and yogurt are prime examples.

Dark chocolate (cocoa content 70% minimum), apple cider vinegar, and ginger are also great supporters of the digestive system and are “prebiotics”: food for the probiotics.



4. S/he Who Smelt it Dealt it
How your farts smell says a lot about what’s going on inside your body. The air that exits your rectum is comprised of several different gases, none of which have an especially horrendous aroma.

If you find that your farts start to stink on a regular basis, it could be a sign of a food sensitivity/allergy (e.g., lactose or gluten) or an infection in the digestive tract (3). Or something as simple as eating too much garlic or meat.

Make incremental adjustments to your diet and pay attention to how the smell of your farts change.



5. Inhaling Farts is Good for You
Sounds paradoxical but one of the gaseous compounds abundant in your fragrant posterior expulsions is hydrogen sulfide. The sulfur part is what causes the rotten egg smell.

Research has found that sulfide gas in small doses may prevent cell damage. This may have applications in the prevention and treatment of arthritis, heart disease, and stroke (4).

The study doesn’t specify if it’s best to breathe in your own farts or someone else’s. How someone came up with the idea of a constructive use for flatulence is another issue entirely.

Good news for the farting public: most digestive gas is released while you sleep, when your sphincter is at rest. You can’t hold it in when you’re not aware you’re doing it. Sweet dreams.

Source: https://dailyhealthpost.com/good-fart/

I remember the day i farted in my roommates room (a fifth terma, while i was a clown) in NDA, the mark wey the guy give me still de my body lik this. I surfer lik person wey carry meat before devil for dining table.

CastedDude:
The Chief of Army Staff, Lt. General Tukur Burutai is currently leading the federal government delegates to the vast Sambisa Forest to declare open this year's Nigerian Army Small Arms Championship in Borno. Hon Abdulkadir Rahis member representing Maiduguri federal constituency is pictured in Army uniform ready to join the executive Governor of Borno state Hon Kashim Shettima, the Hon minister for Defence, Distinguished senators and Hon Betara .

They have since left to Sambisa as directed by president Mohammadu Buhari.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/chief-of-army-staff-leads-federal.html

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We pray boko haram does not ambush our men there o. With all these news that have become public nawao. God help us. Amen.

dfrost:
Where did go all these while? AWOL abi? Okay o. See question wey I ask you since, na now you dey reply? Anyway, good morning. How's your family and brothers?

I told you now i was going for an assignment & i got injured in the process. Thats why.

durodee:
God has many names to describe His qualities and capabilities. Which one is your favourate? I heard one in church this morning that is still ringing in my spirit: AROGUNJO meaning He that continues to dance despite the noise and clamour of War! Wao!!

I call him Daddy because He is doing more dan a daddy to me.

dfrost:
A general leading the offensive? Planning or Executing? Wow! I'm impressed if it's executing. Probably came up the ranks. DonBobes, do we have generals executing plans in the NA? Because this is strange to me "Gen Kodji was the leader of Emergence 4, the name given to one of the operations launched by Cameroon against Boko Haram." Unless I don't understand the post clearly.

Generals take orders from their ASA. And do we. Just the same way oga oguntoye was killed just taking to instructions from ASA to push back boko HARAMS hordes from attackin the town.

dangote7510:
Chai, welcome bak bro nd sorry for the injury, i have been looking for you.

Thanks man!

dangote7510:
Long time, what happend?

Assignment i de go. In the process of the assignment i got injured, i wanted out but the army refused that they(army) own me and everything that concerns me. I became weak instantly

ziryboy:
Nairalanders please help me out.....

If you have your degree.
Just wait the Short service form to come out then buy it. But of u are a medical student or an accountant just buy the DIRECT SHORT SERVICE FORM DSS. Mind you short service officers can be converted to regular combatant officers.
Good luck

ziryboy:
Nairalanders please help me out.....

If you have your degree.
Just wait the Short service form to come out then buy it. But of u are a medical student or an accountant just buy the DIRECT SHORT SERVICE FORM DSS. Mind you short service officers can be converted to regular combatant officers.
Good you

ibasky2619:
It is sardonic to have lost two gallant mopol men attached to no'16 pmf abeokuta ,ogun state .they were killed by The same bokoharam terrosistS attack that killed Lt.oguntoye. In maiduguri.some injured as well. They have been buried in thier hometowns. May their brave souls rest in peace.

DonBobes is around again.
I knew lieutenant Oguntoye and his younger sister who just passed out last year from the Nigeria Defense Academy(NDA). He was an upright officer & God fearing.

BeauHomme:
You seem to know so much. Your information could be helpful to investigators

#chuckle

Am nt a police man, so let d police do der job!

Am nt just happy wit d way thins r being pinned down on POLITICS these days.
Lies upon lies.

Somthings r better left unsaid. But y r pple linking deir killings to politics. Police & lies.
Deir killings had no connection to politics but the greed of the Sgt Peters who because of d luv for money he usually collects from pipeline vandals was cald upon again to com receive his share of dt day's vandalism wen he invited d unsuspecting DSP Alkali to com with him. Getting to d ambush site d first shot dos riffrafs released picked Sgt peters imm, & b4 DSP Alkali culd bring out his service pistol he was rounded up. And the rest is wat the police is battling with at d moment.

Sgt peters that i knw used to b a lover of money & ladies. B4 he was RTUed from d JTF, but DSP alkali i knw was a prudent man. Bt wat les him to follow dis Peters still beats my imagination.

GAZZUZZ:
I am yet to see any broken down innosn vehicles, Innoson parts are clones of different car makers. (mitsubishi, toyota) the parts are available.

GAZZUZZ as spoken, dts all.

Our news outlet should always wait to know the root cause of things like this b4 spreading d wrong information to d public.

The cause is HYPER-MORALE.
The boys want to move into sambisa & put an end to BH b4 xmas so some of dem can return to their homes, but ASA says otherwise that we shuld wait for orders. So the troops lost it & thats hw all dis hullabaloos started dis early mrnin. The grumblings started late yestrnyt till it generated to wat we saw dis mrnin.

mayor2013:
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Wat is kazeem

gentlekeny:
He is your colleague? May his soul RIP

He is in d Police & am in d ARMY, we just happen to work togeda wen i was in a joint task force(JTF) somtym ago.

DSP Alkali, wat a loss to d NIG POL.
I worked with him during a Joint Task Force before his death a long tym ago.
He was prudent, gentle & accommodating.
I still remember d Kia Rio he used to have.
He was never sentimental.
May his soul rest in perfect peace.
Amen.

todaynewsreview:
Why was she detained please? Thanks.

impersonation!

1 Wearing d rank of a major in d nig army.
2 dat ID card is not current, its nt in use again in d nig army.
3 d army num she claims is nt hers, it belongs to a 2012 nig army soldier of 67 recruit intake with army number 4023.

Magnitki:
what could be more incriminating again than impersonation. My friend use your number six now

we r talkn vis-a-vis d IEDs here. Impersonatn is a diffrnt thin entirely.

Mobsync:
I am usually surprised when people tag Fulanis as violent. The ones I met in Kaduna are very peaceful. In fact, I even visited their homes and they gave me 1,000, nunu (the one they make from cows) and chicken. I also observed that the villagers (complete Christians) do seize their cows and rams when they enter their farms and the Fulanis do pay for damages, which could reach as high as 15,000.

All Fulanis are different and they are a diverse group of people. It's just like judging Yorubas by the actions of the agberos and omo-oniles or judging the Niger-Deltans by the actions of the militants.

There would always be a bad people wherever you find groups of people.

funny enof, i jst left 1 of der revered villages 4 som ish. In d process na so hunger wire my belle. Damn, i told d ARDO 2 get me food. D fulanis wer surprised dt i culd actualy eat 4rm dem. Dats d level of my cordial relatnshp wit dem.

All these bloggers lying since 1900BC, pls always verify your news before you jump on it& send it to the gullible public. That woman was caught & there was NOTHING INCRIMINATING FOUND ON HER. Presently she is being detained at Guards Brigade for investigations before she will be transferred to AHQ for more scrutiny.

Explorers:
An unexploded ordnance is seen on a street in the Ain Terma area in Ghouta, east of Damascus.

that is an HOLLOW Round or HEAT!

9jatriot:
So will radio Biafra also announce this on their station for their followers? Just asking.

Y u de find trouble lik dis.
Abeg no b me talk am o.

I don't understand why we still bliv in USA to help us. For the fact that we are not seeking USA assistance for ground troops, but we are doing this on our own makes USA angrier.
Its time we align ourselves to RUSSIA. That country USA will become worst under Trump Donald, we won't be able to send our cadets for over sees training or exchange of cadets training that we used to do. We are in deep sh!t under this administration.

[quote author=naptu2 post=50729878]I used to see him every single weekday in the late '70s and 1980s. He used to busk on Igbosere Road and Broad Street on Lagos Island. I had Ekwensi's book, but it was not until the 1990s that I discovered that the book was loosely based on Kokoro.

What amazed me the most about him was that he knew the streets so well that he could walk around unaccompanied.[quote]Igbosere, the hood i came frm.

But Op y u crop the first pix nw, that officer is also worth being in that pix abeg.
Tak am,

BHT r nt wise, striking at d same place twice within d space of less dan 24hrs. Wel it shows BHT is planin somthin big 4rm anoda axis & doin dis 2 draw our attentn away 4rm dt future attack.
We r watchin!