₦airaland Forum

ruffbob:
Am I seeing 40 on one of the cakes

Hey!!!
Na wetin me self wan confirm b dt o. Oh boy!

ObiOmaMu:
Linda's epic fight with Wizkid came to an end today. She is pictured all smiles with the Lagos state Commissioner of Police after Wizkid apologized to her today.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/photo-linda-all-smiles-with-police.html

Chei bt dis woman old o.
Na very old VULVA!

vani86:
talk about patriotism, hope the Russian government take care of the family he left behind.

Dey surely will. Bt one thin i dnt lik abt dem is der brutality durin training. Dey r worst dan Nigeria. Even d colonial days training is better off Russian military. THEY ARE VERY BRUTAL DURING TRAINING, eida in d Academy or Recruit!

DaBullIT:
Nigerian Soldier

Officer : Hello , Hello , Who dey

Command Yinusa you no dey respect yourself ?? we say make you come base

Officer : Biodun , you dey craze o , you think say i dey joke ? na only me remain den don surround me o

Command Try nah , follow bushpath dem no go see you

Officer Biodun, thunder wan fire you ?? i say make una carry armor tank come make dem no see me kill


Command Armor tank ke ?? Those boys full everywhere and dem carry RPG wey dey destroy armor tank


Officer Biodun , hurry abeg , (hears ratatatatat) you hear /?? dem don near me finish , abeeeeeg


Command , the only thing wey dey na airstrike

Officer You mean bomb from aeroplane ??

Command Sorry , but yes , na the only thing wey fit reach you kia kia be that

Officer Na thunder go fire your mama, i go surrender now , make dem carry me go , he better pass make i die pieces



The end

Lwkm
I don laff so tey water comot for my eye.

mazeltov:
try that shit with Turkey as see how your ass will be plucked like a ripe mango on the tree

Abeg no kill me wit laff!

FTC again na wao!


Meanwhile, it culd be an act of revenge who knws.

Monalisa185:
ohhhh my goodness, this is indeed tragic, that woman should have been rushed to a nearest hospital to know if the unborn could be saved.. Instead, those clowns were taking pictures.....ignorance and stupidity merged together... RIP






Please check my signature

Yes d baby culd still b alive. Pple wer jst bzy takn pix as if der lives depended on it. Nigerians ehen!

chudionu58:
Is your president not such a terrible liar?....Thought he said BH is not in control of any territory? How come the NA wants to recapture a town supposedly under their control!

My president is nt a liar, he is ryt to som extent. Bt definitely NOT A LIAR. He is my commander in chief and i cant say anything wrong abt him.


Nw back to d matter. I dont knw hw to break it down to ur understanding. Sambisa we all knw is a vast land. Stretching from one state to d nxt as we al knw. Now kareto i dont knw much abt it bt my coursemates stationed close by briefed me dt its along Damasak road. Bt we all saw d jets goin back and forth to get eida ammo or refuel.dis kareto/Damasak is vry close to Sambisa forest. Som of d BH dt wer dislodged frm other places in Sambisa also came to marry up wit d ones dt engaged our men yestrmrnin. So technically speakin BH dnt hold any grounds bt dt part of Borno cald Damasak/kareto is der stronghold.

God will help us to clear d remnants of dis riffraffs!

Now i dont have time, lemme mak dis simple and short before i leav for patrol! Ders so much to it dt i cant scribble out here.

1. D attack was a dawn attack very early in d mrnin and we wer both advancing(NA & BH). and der was a contact and fighting broke out.
2. D advance was to capture damasak (a very strong hold of BH). BH dint also knw we wer advancing dt mrnin dey wer actually coming to cause chaos in a village (God knws y it happened so. Probably by now we wil b talkin abt civilian casualties whch my naija pple no wan hear).
3. D battle raged on for hours, d BH riffraffs. Wer much. Our boys wer outnumbered quite alright.
4. Air support was radioed for bt d response was slow.
5. Our boys wer already becoming low on ammo.
6. Der line was becoming thin by the minutes (cant tell u d casualties on our boys bt d BH suffered a heavy casualty).
7. Finaly airforce came to d rescue wit jets especially Alpha jets. Dis rekindled lost hope on our troops. But most of dem wer already in disarray.
8. Our jets went after dem wit everything dev got. Believe me wit everything they HAVE GOT. Because d jets actually went to refuel lik twice for dis mission.

.......gotta go! Dont mind my typing, dnt hv tym dts y.

Now i dont have time, lemme mak dis simple and short before i leav for patrol! Ders so much to it dt i cant scribble out here.

1. D attack was a dawn attack very early in d mrnin and we wer both advancing(NA & BH). and der was a contact and fighting broke out.
2. D advance was to capture damasak (a very strong hold of BH). BH dint also knw we wer advancing dt mrnin dey wer actually coming to cause chaos in a village (God knws y it happened so. Probably by now we wil b talkin abt civilian casualties whch my naija pple no wan hear).
3. D battle raged on for hours, d BH riffraffs. Wer much. Our boys wer outnumbered quite alright.
4. Air support was radioed for bt d response was slow.
5. Our boys wer already becoming low on ammo.
6. Der line was becoming thin by the minutes (cant tell u d casualties on our boys bt d BH suffered a heavy casualty).
7. Finaly airforce came to d rescue wit jets especially Alpha jets. Dis rekindled lost hope on our troops. But most of dem wer already in disarray.
8. Our jets went after dem wit everything dev got. Believe me wit everything they HAVE GOT. Because d jets actually went to refuel lik twice for dis mission.

.......gotta go!

Chei FTC again, ds one is for Oluwacypris1!

So mak we go nak forward roll?

FTC ds early mrnin!

Abeg mak dem pass d budget nw. No tym pls!

alatbaba1:
Hmmmmmm. Bar Man!!! One chilled STAR for OP. Nice n educative.

Mak it a double on me!

Old news!
Anyway FTC sha.

sheedy407:
As d commissioner don snap with Super Star Wizkid,na #Godwin

His children will take this picture to school tomorrow to show their friends.

Linda just wasted her time Dou.

Guy u funny o!

Explorers:
37. Whales are the owners of the world's largestpenises. The biggest recorded whale penis was the 8-footer of a killer whale.

Oh boy, jesos chlist!!!

Our air boys are on their tails as we speak!

Good news is dt dey wer cleared wit NA bombardment and ryt nw the AIRFORCE is patrolling d air space an also in pursuit of d remainin riffraffs!

God anoda abdooLIE on d loose!

Dis South African MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambusj Protected)vehs no de effective lik d ones we bought frm China. Well its ok so long our boys no die sha.
I still dnt bliv in der products (nt hating jst want d best frm Naija). We can manufacture somthin better dan dis if & only if we start looking inwards. Lik developing d IGIRIGI to an MRAP standard.

Deevaseyi:
Sorry you are not ftc

Eh eh eh eh eh *laffs in yuan

Pls use ur glasses well. Its d same Donbobes!!!
Na me, no worry. Kai d thin pain u o. Chei na God do am for me o. No b me!
Hmm,
*spread legs ones more

Deevaseyi:
Sorry you are not ftc

Eh eh eh eh eh *laffs in yuan

Pls use ur glasses well. Its d same Donbobes!!!
Na me, no worry. Kai d thin pain u o. Chei na God do am for me o. No b me!
Hmm,
*spreads legs ones more

shamsuRana:
Hi am your neighbor!

I will double the price,if you want to sell

Hmmm, for wher? I no want!

Thnk God i made FTC ds evening, mak i spread my legs mak air blow my balls properly.

Scammers beware dis land is nt for sale!

Gud job!

I smell FP!

Mak dem roast d idiet!

Jesos chlist!!!
Wat is dis.

doublewisdom:
Tonto matter? Dear all, fasten your seat belts as we ride to fp.

Chei, see as i tak miss dis chance. Well i no vex, anoda one de com so i go mak FTC & FP.
Meanwhile, u knw say Tonto Dike b lalasticlala password!!!

Ftc!

Abeg mak saudi go sit down. Wen der defence de USA hand.

Toks2008:
Lalasticlala who do you usually think about before you sleep at night?

Na tonto dike him de always think of before Olajumoke came up!

doublewisdom:
Marriage under the present economic condition?

ina ehen, walai na die.

Demmzy15:
I love tough women like this, Aisha Bakari can I marry you?

*faints

*memo to myself "bt y dis man wan enter training school for dis woman hand nw, God y"