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good one!

PoosPoos:
Phone ringing
Adanma:hello,i will sleep with my husband today,Adanna make sure u sleep with ur own today too o?
Adanna:ok
Adanma:make una no use condom o?
Adanna:condom ke!i'm i mad!my sweet sister,i neva forget our plan of getting pregant d same time. He must offload all di holy water inside me.
Adanma:i don ready to collect evrievri inside me today.today na today

lwkm

gud move!

raumdeuter:
Seems the Biafra agitators are the never do well and unsuccesful Ibo men

ON POINT.

IyaIode:
Is Saraki the father of biafra?

gud ansa dear!

IyaIode:
Is Saraki the father of biafra?

i am really tired with the problem i have being having with Airtel data plans; ranging from the network Zapping my bundle at will, poor network when i even managed to subscribe to its N100 unlimited watsapp data plan. I am thinking of going into another network.
Abeg which network get better data friendly plan?

shamecurls:
How many liters of dw1 will i need? Thanks in advance.

A bit above 4 litres was wat my mechanic used and he also checked to mak sure the gear oil is nt leaking.

NOTE:GET GENUINE DW1 OR DEXTRON III GRADE GEAR OIL.

Enahi:
FYI I am not a Yoruba girl dont get it twisted.

gbam!! God bless u my sista.

wel dey r d ones loosin tho, na der shops dey shut down.

mak i book space, jst in case sha!

Nicolars:
Op. I tynk u suld b telling MTN this and not us

abi o .:-/

CaroLyner:
just confess you both are dating.

abi o, no mind dem.
Mak me and u self date nw, hw u see am,

CaroLyner:
just confess you both are dating.

abi o, no mind dem.
Mak me and u self date nw, hw u see am,

Goridoe:
na clothes i wan even spread untop ahm.. u fit dash me the one whey dey ur body? no worry i get scissors whey we go use cut ahm asap..

lwkm

Goridoe:
na clothes i wan even spread untop ahm.. u fit dash me the one whey dey ur body? no worry i get scissors whey we go use cut ahm asap..

lwkm

Artless360:
Nigerians.... Wetin concern agbero wit over load

i no knw oh. . . . . Na hungry lawyers dem b walai.

Goridoe:
[size=16pt]lobatan .. abeg who get rope for there?[/size]

wetin u wan use rope do, to fetch water 4 well abi na . . . . . .

openmine:
U don take ur tablet?

t
abeg ask him oh.

ediko5:
Airtel is a scam network.
Their 1gb data plan in reality is 100MB.

I bought AIRTEL 3GB for 1500 and it finishes within five days when I only used it for normal surfing without any downloads.

Airtel zaps data

thank u vry much, ITS A SCAM.
ITS JST 100MB. Airtel r liars and scammers.

Bishop1218:
awof de run belle o........but let get sum testimonies b4 we join d train

oh man jst leav dt thin, no think am. See my testimony below. Jst dload 100mb worth of mb and d sh!t stopped/reduced workin/its connection
Na scam Airtel b. Mtn is stil d best.

jst downloaded abt a 100mb worth of mb and d sh!t stopped workin. I shuldav known nt 2 trust dem.
I trust ONLY mtn. Stupid Airtel.

boboLIL:
Bunch of paedophiles
Meanwhile

jst d ryt word 4 dem! Paedophile.

BLOOD OF ZACCHARIA! y am i jst hearin dis, oh God. Mak i rush go load abeg.

Sugarhugs:
They didn't know exactly what God meant all they knew was that God didn't want them to eat a certain fruit so they obeyed

then dey knew it was wrong,

Estharfabian:
*covers mouth* Really? they did?? ewwwww...

no dey dint, u dropped 4rm heaven.
Lwkm.

inze:
. . . not anymore, contact luvinhubby for Honda DW1.

how much does it cost!

BH no get heavy guns again. Nw na dane gun BH dey use. Lwkm

walexpal:
I just had my gearbox change, i noticed the ATF fluid used by the Mechanic is Seahorse ATF fluid, Dextron III. Please is this Oil appropriate. The car is still working fine. Can I change the oil to ATF-Z1 after a while? The model is Honda Accord 1998/1999 model. Thank you.

dt searhorse is also ok, so long it is DEXTRON III grade. Wen DW1 is hard to com by, i jst drain my gear oil and use a gud DEXTRON III product.

shamecurls:

ur gear oil is short. Drain d old one and put genuine HONDA gear oil DW1, Or any DEXTRON 3 product. . . . . I use Dextron 3 products tho, because dt DW1 is hard to comeby.

Ponponkon:
" I did got alert" .And you are a lecturer Oga?

mr, dt grammar is correct!

Holysholay:
Okey ooo. whether I dey lie or not. I don collect my salary... Just had to put it on nairaland so people can stop to panic about their salary.

gbam!!!
Dnt mind dem jare,

skelewu404:
sharp guy u don give the girl close marking, i see u joor

walai, d guy wise lik d *3 wise men*