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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:35pm On Aug 02
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:58am On Aug 01
Omoapena:



America actually, he said 5years visiting but I doubt that

5 years visiting for conference visa? Lol
Except if you're getting a B1 or B2 visa (Business) which is valid for that long but you can't stay more than 6 months.

The visa person expects that you seek asylum within that period. In America, you can stay as long as your asylum request is still in process which can take up to 3 years

And within that period, you may marry a whitehead. You Gerrit?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:52am On Aug 01
Omoapena:
Guys,

What's the consequences of getting, probably a visiting visa for conference meeting with the intention to japa on arrival...


The chances of getting the visa is high but in order to stay put, you need to seek asylum or hide your head around till you marry a whitehead. To seek asylum, you need to declare as a bí-sexual Or gay or show proofs that Tinubu is after your life. The last part is how Rinu, DJ Switch and others do japa.

Best of luck
Politics / Re: ‘Allow One Protester To Be Shot Or Harmed And You’re Gone From Office’ - TIB by donbrowser(m): 10:14am On Aug 01
Danisaint112:
From the look of things, this is likely going to play out. With the way they have been holding meeting with Militia chiefs and using military presence to instill fear in the mind of Nigerians.

One place I am certain it will turn a disaster if someone get shot, is the core North. Those Abokis, bike riders & Almajiris don't hear sorry.

I believe soldiers there would respect themselves like they have always been doing over there but flex their military muslcle in the South as usual.

One of the many reasons no South East states will participate in the protest. We have eaten blame, accused wrongly and died for Nigeria enough.

Let those who feel the need to protest or feel it's the solution to Nigeria's problem do the protest. Yes you all have our have our full support. Perhaps, APC might listen and start getting things right.

But a lady from South East can submit an official request to the police to enable her lead protest in Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu Dies At 72 by donbrowser(m): 6:11am On Jul 31
Legend
Properties / Re: Lagos Govt Revokes All Existing Building Permits by donbrowser(m): 3:28am On Jul 28
kcprince:
If this is true na wahala o. I think they should face only those that don’t invite them for stage certification.

One influential man who is building near my site has never invited these people to come and inspect his construction and funny enough it has never been sealed. They should find a way to make everybody follow the laid down procedure rather than looking at your political status.

Overall lagos is doing a good job in building supervision but there is room for improvement

Nothing but the truth n
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:31pm On Jul 27
Atk1nson:
Where is donbrowser?

Even if he is a failed uber driver, he was still an exciting member here.


Lol. Don't start what you can't finish.

Someone asks for advice about using V6 for Uber.

Scenario 1:
Me: Don't try it
Them: shut up, I know someone using it, don't mind dB....

Pearl: You won't make good money, get something lower
Them: That's very correct, it's suicidal to use V6 for this job


Scenario 2:
Someone asks which low budget cars can he use for the hustle

Me: based on your budget, you can get Eod or DC, just watch out for the legs
Them: how can you advice him like that, you're delu$ional,...

Few days ago...
Check their response on similar enquiry.

We all know what we're doing. Thanks for checking on me. I'm good and how's your family too?

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Politics / Re: Mr Peter Obi Has Failed . by donbrowser(m): 1:43pm On Jul 15
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09
Conner44:


Eiiyah cry at least you wear cloth for this one, imagine what could have happened if it was on your bolt profile that they saw this kind of review cool












Donbrowser where are you? One full month nobody see your brake light on the forum . . . Why? I hope you are still with us in spirit sha, because many people that followed you to 'RoNu' from here are still with us in body wink

I'm doing just fine
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is Peter Obi Doing In Anambra State? by donbrowser(m): 8:30am On Jul 08
twilliamx:

You came to delete your truth because you are trying to hide it. We have it on record. Never mind

You can imagine grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Vs Theodore Orji: Who Is The Worst Governor Of All Time? by donbrowser(m): 10:48pm On Jun 25
confusedlady:
The fraud that Ibos tried to repackage and pass off as a messiah........😆 lol.

grin
Politics / Re: Lagosians Troop Out To Welcome Tinubu As He Pays Sallah Visit To Oba Of Lagos by donbrowser(m): 9:09am On Jun 18
Justiceganduje:
Most haven't eaten for days.

Where did they get the strength to hail him from?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by donbrowser(m): 3:44pm On Jun 17
OasisX:
grin

.......see wetin Obimumûs dey share for their yeye WhatsApp Groups again. LMFAO! Dem too dry and empty sha.

No be Same X badge few of our Federal Honorables get?! Perhaps any Lawmakers in Naija on X that don't have it should go and resign coz Twitter's Recognition is all matter to validate their legitimacy.......LMFAO!

Even Akin Alabi uses something similar. The verification tag of the president costs just 8k/month, the next to it is yellow/gold which is about 700k/month then this grey one which is about 1m+ per month.

They want the president to cut cost and still go about waíling like lọ́st spìrits

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 11:39am On Jun 17
Conner44:
donbrowser how far, longest time. Hope you're good? I no dey see your brakelight again anywhere on the forum even in the politics section.

I hope you haven't lost steam, it's just 1 minute past Year 1 cool 7 more years to go wink

Work choke bro. Also preparing for a big step. My support for Tinubu is unwavering though.
Culture / Re: Oluwo Under Fire For Exposing Head In Mecca by donbrowser(m): 4:45pm On Jun 16
RealityKings:
I don't see any issue here. He looks good to me na

A king in Yorùbá land cannot expose his head in public. These folks want to practice foreign religion while being traditional kings.

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 10:34am On Jun 16
Iwillbreak43:
grin How you go chop Sallah meat today now

I never know sef 😔
Nairaland / General / Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 8:31pm On Jun 15
missiret:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

grin
Nairaland / General / Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 7:55pm On Jun 15
murphyung:
😂 😂 😂

My belle ooo

Hold something oh
Nairaland / General / My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 7:26pm On Jun 15
Sallah is here but it’s like I will be salivating instead. Two days ago I overhead my dad negotiating with the ram seller before they finally agreed that the ram should be delivered for two hundred and thirty thousand naira.

The ram has been in my care since it was delivered but my dad has been vexing per minute. He hisses momentarily and grumbles at every sight of the ram.

I even caught him on more than four occasions shaking his head each time the ram is mentioned.

I know the ram cost him a lot and he’s been trying to hide the pain of paying that much for a Sallah ram. I won’t be exaggerating if I say I heard the loudest “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” in my life when my mom returned home with twenty thousand naira pepper that could barely feed five people.

At that point it dawned on me that my dad was not having a funky time as regards balancing the finances for this Sallah period.

While he was discussing with my mom, my friend Jubril came around. Please permit me to say RIP to him in advance because he’s dea*d to me for now until I finally get a hold of him.

Jubril was fantasizing the ram while also imagining how huge and strong it would be for a good ram fight. I reasoned along with him and couldn’t agree less. The d*evil pushed him further 😭 to request that we put the ram’s strength to test. I resisted the first temptation.

He pressed further by stating we can make urgent 30k if the ram wins a fight and a fight. He will provide the stake while we cheer the ram. At this stage, the only voice in my head was Ileya 30k to rock the town and nothing more.

I even added that my dad is not ready to disburse funds for frivolities right now and this deal should be a quick one. I quickly untied the goat from our water tank stand and followed Jubril to the battle ground.

Just before Jubril staked and the ram fight started, I had the chance to make a final u-turn when I learnt our opposing ram is called undertaker but the 30k voice was stronger than the soft voice.

The fight continued ferociously. In all sincerity, my dad’s ram fought like it’s worth the money spent on it and it was already looking like we were coasting to victory until Undertaker did a “Ramos” on our “Salah” ram.

Ha! We heard “gbaaa”! The right horn of my father’s ram had broken. I dashed forward like a gala seller chasing vehicle in traffic, the next blow from undertaker missed our ram and landed on my right tight, I was rolling on the floor in pain but still managed to sight Jubril jumping over the fence fleeing the battle field.

While I was struggling for my life and the ram; Undertaker launched the final blow on my father’s ram that rendered it lifeless instantly. My wailing switched gear, people there thought I was crying from undertaker’s blow not knowing my father’s “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” was re-echoing in my head.

I struggled to get up and make the ram lean on a wall while I went on my kneels begging the ram to wake up. After 20 minutes of being “lonely on the field”, I gave up and was headed home. I made hundreds of wishes while walking away so my problem could disappear but life is not Nollywood.

I was about opening our house gate when I heard someone crying profusely and loudly like an apprehended community thief, alas! My brother was receiving the beating of his life from my dad because he splashed the pepper after being sent to grind it.

I sneaked to the kitchen through the back door to explain what happened to the ram, I believe I had chosen a better option of my parents.

My mum was very furious, she thought for a while and told me not to worry as her extraordinary saver’s fund with nVAULT had attained maturity the previous day hence she can afford to buy another ram without using her own funds.

She instantly contacted the ram seller and paid for another ram of two hundred and fifty thousand naira from her 18% profit of three hundred and sixty thousand naira after investing two million naira.

The ram was delivered 5 minutes ago but the new problem is how to paint the new ram to look like the old one and also return the “MK” that was written on its body. Can anyone help? 🤲

Phones / Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by donbrowser(m): 8:38pm On Jun 13
DMerciful:
You guys don't know the consequences of companies leaving. You realize it later

Will you shùt up and read the news?

Despite the fact that important parts are written in bold print, you still choose to wáil
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:06am On Jun 09
Youngxx:
Good evening everybody!
Abeg I need help from all the business people here, there's this pure  water motor I want to buy which I will tag along dis post. The motor is going for like 2.5 to 3m in the market there at ladipo, but what i have right now is 1m and I'm looking for a business partner who can complete the money and here is the agreement 🤝 500k every on the 8th of the month now till November, we go do the buying together and the person go hold the papers till that November. And that's if we buy the motor for that 3m...... Your interest na 500k for five months!
08123388065
Ajah Lagos

Download CDCare app. They will buy it in their company's name while you pay on installments. However, you will need 50% of total vehicle money before they can hand it over to you.

Best of luck.
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 6:47pm On Jun 07
thatsleepboy1:


Oga sir, I don't need to argue with you. I am a dispatch rider there in lagos and also a student of fuoye. So I know what dispatch riders face daily on Lagos roads and it is unexplainable using words, it is sth one needs to experience.

I repeat that you don't know anything about Agbero, Tinubu and Lagos.
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 2:45am On Jun 07
thatsleepboy1:
Lies upon lies. E fit happen for any other state but no be Lagos. Lagos go find way to milk riders sha ni.

What do you even know about Tinubu, Lagos and Agbero?
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 2:44am On Jun 07
christejames:
So FG been dey follow tax Okada and barrow pushers shocked shocked shocked?






Nigerians don suffer sha,

Agbero doesn't belong to state. They belong to FG. When we tell you people, you will not listen.

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Business / Re: FG To Suspend Import Duties And VAT On Food Items, Others by donbrowser(m): 5:41pm On Jun 05
Way to go. Please open the borders now!!

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Politics / Re: Labour Shutting Down The National Grid Was A Mistake by donbrowser(m): 12:44pm On Jun 04
helinues:
They did not even think through the consequences of them shutting down the national grid which would plunged Nigeria into darkness .

They realized it was a big bleeped up when some political elites who used to support their actions back down their support and ask them to be realistic and not to be wicked adding more hardship.

Government could have prosecuted them for that act alone , but instead bring them back to the table with must or.

Ajaero is the most useless NLC president in Nigeria. Most of his actions are not well thought

60k is unreasonable. 100k is fair.
The minimum wage issue lingered for too long. I support any step taken by Labour
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by donbrowser(m): 4:14pm On Jun 03
michaellovaldo:


Is this still available?

No
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:23pm On Jun 02
Resurgent2016:


The person that wants to give you advise cannot even manage a clean toyota corolla v4 car if given. The person that made the mistake of entrusting him with a good uber spec car, he almost sent the owner back to his village.

Follow who know road and you'll be fine even with your car, particularly since you owe no one.

Only drive selective routes and during profitable time periods in the day and you should be fine
Na here we go dey.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:21pm On Jun 02
risingstarrr:


Please sir can you elaborate on it. Thank you

First ask yourself why many people are not buying that car not to talk of using it for ehailing. Many people here will give you contrary advice because they want to score cheap points against me.

Use the car after 3 months and let us know. Best of luck

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Politics / Re: Otti Offers Scholarships To The ChildrenOf 5 Slain Soldiers by donbrowser(m): 6:57am On Jun 02
ZIAZI:
It is so obvious that some elements within the IPOB have gone rogue. They are criminals!

I have never seen IPOB as a terrorist organization, but they need to fish out the criminal elements among them masquerading as freedom fighters to wrought evil in the South East in the name of enforcing what?

When they were kìlling northern soldiers, they were not terrorists right? Now that FG has stopped deploying non-easterners, you realize killìng of their fellow easterners should be looked into. Weldone sir
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:39pm On Jun 01
risingstarrr:
Good evening house. I have Lexus is250 2007 that I want to use and start Uber. Please I want to know una opinion on that instead of staying at home doing nothing. If there’s anyone that have done the same business using similar car please I want to hear your opinion as well. The car is for me but My fear is if I can make make anything after buying fuel and bolt removing their percentage

You can use the car but one thing must happen, either the car run you into dẹ́bts or you begin to beg your innocent village people after 1 month.

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