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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:35pm On Aug 02 |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:58am On Aug 01 |
Omoapena: 5 years visiting for conference visa? Lol Except if you're getting a B1 or B2 visa (Business) which is valid for that long but you can't stay more than 6 months. The visa person expects that you seek asylum within that period. In America, you can stay as long as your asylum request is still in process which can take up to 3 years And within that period, you may marry a whitehead. You Gerrit? 1 Like |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:52am On Aug 01 |
Omoapena: The chances of getting the visa is high but in order to stay put, you need to seek asylum or hide your head around till you marry a whitehead. To seek asylum, you need to declare as a bí-sexual Or gay or show proofs that Tinubu is after your life. The last part is how Rinu, DJ Switch and others do japa. Best of luck |
Politics / Re: ‘Allow One Protester To Be Shot Or Harmed And You’re Gone From Office’ - TIB by donbrowser(m): 10:14am On Aug 01 |
Danisaint112: But a lady from South East can submit an official request to the police to enable her lead protest in Lagos. |
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu Dies At 72 by donbrowser(m): 6:11am On Jul 31 |
Legend |
Properties / Re: Lagos Govt Revokes All Existing Building Permits by donbrowser(m): 3:28am On Jul 28 |
kcprince: Nothing but the truth n |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:31pm On Jul 27 |
Atk1nson: Lol. Don't start what you can't finish. Someone asks for advice about using V6 for Uber. Scenario 1: Me: Don't try it Them: shut up, I know someone using it, don't mind dB.... Pearl: You won't make good money, get something lower Them: That's very correct, it's suicidal to use V6 for this job Scenario 2: Someone asks which low budget cars can he use for the hustle Me: based on your budget, you can get Eod or DC, just watch out for the legs Them: how can you advice him like that, you're delu$ional,... Few days ago... Check their response on similar enquiry. We all know what we're doing. Thanks for checking on me. I'm good and how's your family too? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Mr Peter Obi Has Failed . by donbrowser(m): 1:43pm On Jul 15 |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09 |
Conner44: I'm doing just fine |
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is Peter Obi Doing In Anambra State? by donbrowser(m): 8:30am On Jul 08 |
twilliamx: You can imagine 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Vs Theodore Orji: Who Is The Worst Governor Of All Time? by donbrowser(m): 10:48pm On Jun 25 |
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Politics / Re: Lagosians Troop Out To Welcome Tinubu As He Pays Sallah Visit To Oba Of Lagos by donbrowser(m): 9:09am On Jun 18 |
Justiceganduje: Where did they get the strength to hail him from? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by donbrowser(m): 3:44pm On Jun 17 |
OasisX: Even Akin Alabi uses something similar. The verification tag of the president costs just 8k/month, the next to it is yellow/gold which is about 700k/month then this grey one which is about 1m+ per month. They want the president to cut cost and still go about waíling like lọ́st spìrits 3 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 11:39am On Jun 17 |
Conner44: Work choke bro. Also preparing for a big step. My support for Tinubu is unwavering though. |
Culture / Re: Oluwo Under Fire For Exposing Head In Mecca by donbrowser(m): 4:45pm On Jun 16 |
RealityKings: A king in Yorùbá land cannot expose his head in public. These folks want to practice foreign religion while being traditional kings. 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 10:34am On Jun 16 |
Iwillbreak43: I never know sef 😔 |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 8:31pm On Jun 15 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 7:55pm On Jun 15 |
murphyung: Hold something oh |
Nairaland / General / My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(m): 7:26pm On Jun 15 |
Sallah is here but it’s like I will be salivating instead. Two days ago I overhead my dad negotiating with the ram seller before they finally agreed that the ram should be delivered for two hundred and thirty thousand naira. The ram has been in my care since it was delivered but my dad has been vexing per minute. He hisses momentarily and grumbles at every sight of the ram. I even caught him on more than four occasions shaking his head each time the ram is mentioned. I know the ram cost him a lot and he’s been trying to hide the pain of paying that much for a Sallah ram. I won’t be exaggerating if I say I heard the loudest “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” in my life when my mom returned home with twenty thousand naira pepper that could barely feed five people. At that point it dawned on me that my dad was not having a funky time as regards balancing the finances for this Sallah period. While he was discussing with my mom, my friend Jubril came around. Please permit me to say RIP to him in advance because he’s dea*d to me for now until I finally get a hold of him. Jubril was fantasizing the ram while also imagining how huge and strong it would be for a good ram fight. I reasoned along with him and couldn’t agree less. The d*evil pushed him further 😭 to request that we put the ram’s strength to test. I resisted the first temptation. He pressed further by stating we can make urgent 30k if the ram wins a fight and a fight. He will provide the stake while we cheer the ram. At this stage, the only voice in my head was Ileya 30k to rock the town and nothing more. I even added that my dad is not ready to disburse funds for frivolities right now and this deal should be a quick one. I quickly untied the goat from our water tank stand and followed Jubril to the battle ground. Just before Jubril staked and the ram fight started, I had the chance to make a final u-turn when I learnt our opposing ram is called undertaker but the 30k voice was stronger than the soft voice. The fight continued ferociously. In all sincerity, my dad’s ram fought like it’s worth the money spent on it and it was already looking like we were coasting to victory until Undertaker did a “Ramos” on our “Salah” ram. Ha! We heard “gbaaa”! The right horn of my father’s ram had broken. I dashed forward like a gala seller chasing vehicle in traffic, the next blow from undertaker missed our ram and landed on my right tight, I was rolling on the floor in pain but still managed to sight Jubril jumping over the fence fleeing the battle field. While I was struggling for my life and the ram; Undertaker launched the final blow on my father’s ram that rendered it lifeless instantly. My wailing switched gear, people there thought I was crying from undertaker’s blow not knowing my father’s “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” was re-echoing in my head. I struggled to get up and make the ram lean on a wall while I went on my kneels begging the ram to wake up. After 20 minutes of being “lonely on the field”, I gave up and was headed home. I made hundreds of wishes while walking away so my problem could disappear but life is not Nollywood. I was about opening our house gate when I heard someone crying profusely and loudly like an apprehended community thief, alas! My brother was receiving the beating of his life from my dad because he splashed the pepper after being sent to grind it. I sneaked to the kitchen through the back door to explain what happened to the ram, I believe I had chosen a better option of my parents. My mum was very furious, she thought for a while and told me not to worry as her extraordinary saver’s fund with nVAULT had attained maturity the previous day hence she can afford to buy another ram without using her own funds. She instantly contacted the ram seller and paid for another ram of two hundred and fifty thousand naira from her 18% profit of three hundred and sixty thousand naira after investing two million naira. The ram was delivered 5 minutes ago but the new problem is how to paint the new ram to look like the old one and also return the “MK” that was written on its body. Can anyone help? 🤲
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Phones / Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by donbrowser(m): 8:38pm On Jun 13 |
DMerciful: Will you shùt up and read the news? Despite the fact that important parts are written in bold print, you still choose to wáil |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:06am On Jun 09 |
Youngxx: Download CDCare app. They will buy it in their company's name while you pay on installments. However, you will need 50% of total vehicle money before they can hand it over to you. Best of luck. |
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 6:47pm On Jun 07 |
thatsleepboy1: I repeat that you don't know anything about Agbero, Tinubu and Lagos. |
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 2:45am On Jun 07 |
thatsleepboy1: What do you even know about Tinubu, Lagos and Agbero? |
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 2:44am On Jun 07 |
christejames: Agbero doesn't belong to state. They belong to FG. When we tell you people, you will not listen. 1 Like |
Business / Re: FG To Suspend Import Duties And VAT On Food Items, Others by donbrowser(m): 5:41pm On Jun 05 |
Way to go. Please open the borders now!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Labour Shutting Down The National Grid Was A Mistake by donbrowser(m): 12:44pm On Jun 04 |
helinues: 60k is unreasonable. 100k is fair. The minimum wage issue lingered for too long. I support any step taken by Labour |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by donbrowser(m): 4:14pm On Jun 03 |
michaellovaldo: No |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:23pm On Jun 02 |
Resurgent2016:Na here we go dey. |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:21pm On Jun 02 |
risingstarrr: First ask yourself why many people are not buying that car not to talk of using it for ehailing. Many people here will give you contrary advice because they want to score cheap points against me. Use the car after 3 months and let us know. Best of luck 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Otti Offers Scholarships To The ChildrenOf 5 Slain Soldiers by donbrowser(m): 6:57am On Jun 02 |
ZIAZI: When they were kìlling northern soldiers, they were not terrorists right? Now that FG has stopped deploying non-easterners, you realize killìng of their fellow easterners should be looked into. Weldone sir |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:39pm On Jun 01 |
risingstarrr: You can use the car but one thing must happen, either the car run you into dẹ́bts or you begin to beg your innocent village people after 1 month. 6 Likes |
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