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Jokes EtcHow Many Nigerian Men Can Do This? by doncent12(op): 10:29am On Mar 01, 2016
Do we still have this romantic men?

FashionWho Can Rock This? by doncent12(op): 1:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
Creative use of the palm kernel...can you wear this?

PoliticsRe: Buhari: What We Will Not Do! by doncent12(op): 12:06pm On Feb 29, 2016
We have been scammed!
PoliticsBuhari: What We Will Not Do! by doncent12(op): 12:04pm On Feb 29, 2016
This is what buhari once promised us...

PoliticsBen Bruce To Igp: Free Ese Or Face The UN Commision For Human Right! by doncent12(op): 9:49am On Feb 29, 2016

PoliticsPunch Launches ‘free Ese’ Campaign: Abduction, Forced Marriage Of 14-year-old Es by doncent12(op): 8:43pm On Feb 28, 2016

Jokes EtcRe: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by doncent12(op): 8:13pm On Feb 28, 2016
This one suppose make front page!
Jokes EtcRe: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by doncent12(op): 8:12pm On Feb 28, 2016
Tpave:
huh grin angryWhat of vacation to Dubai with enough selfies? The guy will even marry more wives to show his wealth.
Lol...
Jokes EtcAll The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by doncent12(op): 8:00pm On Feb 28, 2016
On November 30, Mark Zuckberg and Priscilla Chan welcomed their first child, Max, into the world. Her birth has inspired them to give about 99% of their combined Facebook shares, currently about $45 billion (around ₦90 trillion), away for a philanthropic cause.


Our first reaction was...


Why would he want to spend all that money on charity?

It made us wonder, what would happen if it was a Nigerian that had all these riches. This is what a rich Nigerian would do:

1. His wife would go abroad for her child delivery.So Max can be an automatic citizen of the country. Preferables are UK, America or Canada.
Of course the news of her birth would be carried by Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji.

2. After which she'd stay back for some vacation time.
He would show his wealth through his child by:

3. First, a baby shower.

4. Then naming ceremony.

5. Next, the child's dedication, if they're Christians.

6. Don't forget the baby's first birthday.

All of these parties and ceremonies would of course be lavish. Again, they’d be featured on Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji. Or else, how would people see and know how rich he is?


8. The wife would get a brand new car as 'thank you' from her husband.
In addition to others cars she already has.

9. As well as one for himself, for a job well-done.

10. He would invest in landed properties in choice locations.

11. And buy a house in Banana Island.


12. He would also dabble in politics.


Either he’d run for office or sponsor someone else and control things from behind the scene.

13. Of course, as public service (or eye service), he would donate to charity, on behalf of his family. But it definitely wouldn't be $45 billion. 20 bags of rice should be enough with all television stations present.

http://zikoko.com/gist/mark-zuckerberg/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

SportsRe: Its Not Too Late To Join D Winning Group 5-10 Daily..always Smiling by doncent12(m): 8:49pm On Feb 27, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Scale Of Prefence - Jonathans First Year Vs. Buharis First Year Of Service by doncent12(m): 1:49pm On Feb 27, 2016
oteneaaron:
OP
I wonder what you will tell your children some years to come when they see how shallow and gullible you think.......(the internet does not lie)....

First tell us the price of a barrel crude oil in the first year of the ineffectual buffons regime.....then compare it with what we have now.....

Before making any useless comparison......get your facts right......
How much was a dollar during your grand father's era? Should that stop you from making it in this present era that the dollar is higher? Same thing with buhari, he should work with what the present price is. Think with your brain.
Secondly, if you are truly serious about corruption fight, you should say "you stand against curruption' and not 'I stand with buhari'. The later statement makes you a zombie; you support anything he does.
Just as one Nairalander said yesterday,....."if there was ever a hellfire, then 99.9% of Nairalanders are gonna be there"

Imagine a sane human saying......#istandwithCORRUPTION

As for me......#istandwithbuhari
#DeathtoCORRUPTION

.......
PoliticsHave We All Been Scammed? by doncent12(op): 1:01pm On Feb 27, 2016
huh Have Nigerians been deceived?

PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Buhari Extends Invitation To Ifeanyi Ubah by doncent12(op): 8:59am On Feb 26, 2016
Freelanswer:
Fake? Why and how? The OP cited a source. What's your own source for your counter claim?
Some people can hardly believe anything...they hardly belive any one is different from them.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Buhari Extends Invitation To Ifeanyi Ubah by doncent12(op): 8:44am On Feb 26, 2016
That will be a real change...
PoliticsBreaking News: Buhari Extends Invitation To Ifeanyi Ubah by doncent12(op): 8:37am On Feb 26, 2016
President Buhari has extended invitation to popular Nnewi multi Billionaire Ifeanyi Patrick Ubah. Sources close to presidency informed reporters that PMB directed VP Osinbajo to conduct background check on Ifeanyi Ubah so that the current Administration can benefit from his commitment and vibrancy.
PMB developed interest in Ifeanyi Ubah the moment he intervened to crush the cabal induced petrol scarcity days leading to the historic handover from GEJ to PMB.Capital oil boss was able to flood the market with PMS and that literally step down the fuel crisis.
On his twitter account yesterday evening,Dr Ifeanyi Ubah admitted that the authorities have reached out “partially” to him.After making the proposal to crash dollar rates to 200 naira last Sunday on channelstv,coupled with Mr President refusal and strong warning that he was not going to devalue the naira.

http://breakingnews.ng/2016/02/24/breaking-news-buhari-extends-invitation-to-ifeanyi-ubah/
PoliticsRe: Saudi Arabia Just Insulted Us Nigerians! by doncent12(op): 3:09pm On Feb 24, 2016
This is embarrassing embarassed...
PoliticsSaudi Arabia Just Insulted Us Nigerians! by doncent12(op):
I’m not quite sure we understand the indignity that our President is letting himself, and as a result, his office, to be put through.

Just so you will understand the disdain with which the Saudis are taking his visit, he was received on arrival in Riyadh by Faisal Bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, who happens to be the governor of Riyadh.

Imagine, say, Nicolás Maduro, decided to visit Nigeria, and we sent Muhammad Musa Bello to welcome him at the airport? Yes, that’s the implication, a junior member of the Saudi cabinet is who received our President. If you don’t find that to be a calculated insult, then you don’t hold the office of President, Federal Republic of Nigeria to any standard at all.

I’m also ashamed that FIVE of our state governors were at the airport to receive Buhari in Saudi Arabia! FIVE! Since when did these men, Amosun, Aregbesola, Masari, Shettima and Yari, become Saudi citizens or officials? Don’t they know their jobs? Osun has not paid staff since God talked to Moses, yet Rauf won’t attempt to figure out a solution to the problem, instead he is going to Saudi Arabia to do otimkpu for Buhari. What is wrong with us? Why are we cursed like this?

By the way, I lie, the governor of Riyadh is not even a cabinet member. So, his receiving Buhari is actually the equivalent of Rauf receiving Obama at the airport if Obama ever decides to insult himself with a visit here. Shame on us!‎

CelebritiesRe: Female Fan Of Flavour Reacts To His Presence On Stage by doncent12(m): 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2016
may01:
Mtchewwwww
Flavor wey I dey follow play ball almost every week for our backyard for chevy view estate...
SportsRe: Whatsapp Group For Stakers by doncent12(m): 1:12pm On Feb 05, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Wailing Wailers; Buharists And That Disgraceful 2016 Budget- Japhet Omojuwa by doncent12(m): 12:27pm On Feb 04, 2016
Look at this buharist cum zombie saying thrash! How dare you accuse someone of curruption even when it can not be proven even when buhari is on power with all his body languagehuh
Bekwarra:
http://www.punchng.com/wailing-wailers-buharists-and-that-disgraceful-2016-budget/
PoliticsRe: Seven Months After Inauguration, Buhari Achieves One Of 222 Campaign Promises – by doncent12(m): 8:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
dahaz:
And you want him to perform magic in 8 months?..smh
you are high cos he said he could do it...You even supported him.Aboki
CrimeRe: Two UNN Students Stole Laptops And Were Caught (Photos) by doncent12(m): 4:36pm On Jan 29, 2016
costandi:
I trust UNN security.

I can't forget those UNN days in Mbanefo hostel when one of our roommates reported to security that his phone was missing. Na so dem lock all of us for inside dirty underground prison without food. Chai! Na my papa come bail me o!

This is obviously Abuja building, where I used to hide to jack.

Lol...I know the two security men, them wicked pass anything! The guys don enter one chance. Lolz. All hail the the university of Nigeria!
Science/TechnologyRe: Picture : Male And Female Civet Cat Killed At The Back Of My House by doncent12(m): 2:02pm On Jan 18, 2016
Wow! You just lost close to a million. Cevets are endangered! There's a secretion in their gland that is used for making high class perfume, and coffee. Ask. Anyone into animal conservation and trading.
Christianity EtcRe: "Angels" Appear In Shepherd Bushiri's Church (Video) by doncent12(m): 12:22pm On Jan 13, 2016
Addicted2Women:
Tell the Angel to come suck my dick.
I cry for you...Even if it's not true. Just respect God.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Graphic Photos From The Anambra Gas Explosion by doncent12(m): 12:32am On Dec 25, 2015
KELVINXY:
ndi nnewi ndi ogwu ego sad

end of the year sacrifice undecided


*Op the fire even went beyond the factory

RIP to the dead
. God punish you!!!
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Dokpesi In Cell At Kuje Prison Before His Bail by doncent12(m): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2015
Keneking:
lalasticlala ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shocked

Room 009 undecided

- remaining Dasuki
- remaining Yuguda
- remaining Odili
- remaining Bode G. (second coming)
- remaining Jim N. (second coming)
- remaining Musiliu O.
- remaining Godwin E.
- remaining Salisu S.
- remaining Dr. Fortunato
- remaining Alison D.
- remaining Ngozi I.
- remaining Olisa M.
- remaining Nnamdi K.
- remaining Abubakar S.
Add Buhari too

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