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Jobs/VacanciesRe: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by doncheks: 2:43pm On Dec 14, 2013
ubuntungr@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: GraphicsPlus Sells Video Tutorials He Got For Free by doncheks: 1:25pm On Nov 19, 2013
...disappointing...

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by doncheks: 10:05pm On Nov 18, 2013
mikeansy: Mikel should play simple passes

no one is expecting him to dribble everyone
Lousy and over-confident
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by doncheks: 10:01pm On Nov 18, 2013
pirlo freekick embarassed
WebmastersRe: Web Design Training Landing Page by doncheks: 9:11am On Sep 12, 2013
Cool.Keep us posted.Planning a nigerian online web school (similar to w3c). But its going to be free so will be needing voluntary contributors.Hope you d be interested.Cheers.
CelebritiesRe: Do You Remember Alex Okoroigwe aka ' Alex O' ? by doncheks: 4:41pm On Aug 10, 2013
Ishilove: I thought I was the only one who noticed this. If dbanj had started out with the rubbish he is singing these days, he wouldn't have gone very far
These days we dont have superb musicians,all we have now are good beats and trash lyrics.Their saving grace is that we are living in the internet age and publicity is cheap.

I miss those good ole days.where can I download ...she is my banana naaana.
WebmastersRe: Nairaland Unlike Button by doncheks(op): 4:20pm On Aug 10, 2013
TFYH: Thunder fire...;
YDM : You dey...;
BPU : Bleep...;

grin

WebmastersRe: Nairaland Unlike Button by doncheks(op): 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2013
*dhtml:
Since this is naija, we can have a button for - thunder fire your head. oops, hope i wont get banned. . .
Interesting.Smileys can do that.Some of those green icons could have a tootip that says just that. undecided
WebmastersRe: Nairaland Unlike Button by doncheks(op): 2:29pm On Aug 10, 2013
*dhtml:
I will like to have a Bleep you button too, that will be nice, saves me havin to insult people. . .
lol. grin.I think it might be a gud idea.Advanced Censoring.
WebmastersNairaland Unlike Button by doncheks(op):
Ok.We have an unlike button feature.But you will need to like a post in order to see it.

Thanks to the Oga at the top and his boys.

But still in the same line of innovation,we will like to have an independent dislike button.
I think its better that way and more interactive.

So instead of a toggle like/unlike button,we can have like and dislike.That way we can compare people who like/dislike a post.

Or webmasters what do you think.
EducationRe: FG Dumps 9-3-4 For 1-6-3-3-4 Educational Structure by doncheks: 3:59pm On Aug 09, 2013
This 9-3-3-4 System of Education was a complete failure.All thanks to Dr. Obi Ezekwesili who enforced the 9-3-4 system coupled with the privatization of unity schools even when the system was not ready.

I remember visiting some federal government schools at the time and saw that JS1-JS3 Students were made to have different school uniforms and were separated from senior students.

Some even had physical demarcations with different entrance gates.

Only good thing bout it was to minimize bullying in school.

Anyways 1-6-3-3-4 or 6-3-3-4 are all the same technically.

But why spend over 17 years schooling only to come out and find that there is no job out there.

This country has one of the worst unemployment statistics in the world.The powers that be are just manipulating the figures and hiding the truth.
Our Education system should take Economic conditions into consideration.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo With Two Dogs (Picture) by doncheks: 9:42pm On Aug 08, 2013
I dont know what u guys are seeing but na 404 things I dey perceive. grin
WebmastersRe: Web Developer Needed by doncheks: 7:23pm On Aug 08, 2013
itunex: please checkout ricomedia.net a very gud site & affordable 2... u cn get all contact details dere... tanx
Are you a learner.Check the date of the post b4 u comment.


Lekksite: wow!!!!!! i attend globalimpactchurch also do u attend the church also brohuh
Why did you have to resurrect a dead post?Or are you a new member? huh
BusinessRe: I Need Urgent Help With My Company's Website!!!!!! by doncheks: 7:02pm On Apr 13, 2013
dragonet: my company needs a WEBSITE, and i have searched online for a web design site that can build the website for my company, but im not sure of which one to go for because i need a classy website for my company. most of the sites ive seen dont meet my requirements, please help.
From the perspective of a developer,what you need is to get someone who can take the little details you give and do some magic with them.

Too often, clients are vague about what they want.They just need a website but are unable to describe it.So browse some websites that you feel are classy,note some of the functionalities you need and get back to me.

I will take it up from there.
WebmastersRe: How Much Does It Cost To Create Oil And Gas Website? by doncheks: 1:10pm On Mar 28, 2013
Give him your best price for an excellent job.When it comes to oil and gas,money is not the issue.Make some good dough for yourself but make sure you deliver.
WebmastersRe: Urgent Help Pls Webmasters by doncheks: 1:04pm On Mar 28, 2013
Your link shows that your images folder is not accessible.Simply Copy it from its present position and paste it in the public_html folder.Also make sure the folder permissions are set correctly.If you can create a proxy account via cpanel,I would help you rectify this issue.
WebmastersRe: Urgent Help Pls Webmasters by doncheks: 12:25am On Mar 28, 2013
This is a popular issue for people coming from a windows background.(Am assuming you designed your site on a windows machine and have uploaded to a linux server)

Now its important for you to know that linux servers are case-sensitive.For instance,on a Linux server,homepage.html,hOmepage.html and Homepage.html are all different webpages.On windows,all these url's will be the same.

To solve your problem,start by cross-checking your image url.(In most cases,all you may need to do is cross check folder names)

OR

If you dont have the time,simply enable mod_speling via Apache.To do this,you will need to be on a dedicated server or VPS account
WebmastersRe: Free Advertising Promo For Web Designers On Nairaland by doncheks: 11:18am On Mar 26, 2013
Seun: Have you guys started getting calls from Nairaland members as a result of your ads?
Thanks man.Got a mail yesterday.
WebmastersRe: Free Advertising Promo For Web Designers On Nairaland by doncheks:

WebmastersRe: Free Advertising Promo For Web Designers On Nairaland by doncheks: 7:25am On Mar 23, 2013
mmm Interesting.
AdvertsUnused Fancy Laptop For Sale. by doncheks(op): 9:03pm On Mar 13, 2013
Hi all,I just purchased this for a friend who has no love for anything

white.Its up for grabs.

Specs


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Processor Speed:2.4Ghz
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Color:White
Price:109,500

FAQ

Why is it expensive?
Color is white

Physical Condition
Good as new.Still in original case.No cosmetic wear.

Sales
Open to only residents in Lagos.

Accessories included
Charger
External Bluetooth Dongle


Payment method
Cash Payment on sight.


Quantity Available
1 only.


Open to Negotiation
Yes


1 year Warranty from HP

Call 07061235142

WebmastersRe: Solving all your Drupal Related Problems Here by doncheks: 6:53pm On Mar 13, 2013
Rymachyke: how can one develop student portal that has result checker with drupal?
Well,you could get yourself some good drupal books and spent time studying the API.

Or you can hire a developer to get the job done pronto.
WebmastersRe: Solving all your Drupal Related Problems Here by doncheks: 8:43pm On Mar 12, 2013
Titanium is an open source apache 2.0 frame work.It lets u write code in javascript and gives you native mobile apps.For instance,you get objective C in IOS and Java in android.You will need to know Javascript and titanium API.

At the back end, drupal manages your data and content,user registration,search,views etc.

Integrates well with Views,Services module,Views Datasource.
WebmastersRe: Open Letter To Payfas Payment Processor by doncheks: 1:25pm On Mar 11, 2013
Interesting analysis.I guess this is a 1-man bank.
WebmastersRe: Solving all your Drupal Related Problems Here by doncheks: 1:11pm On Mar 11, 2013
internetpo: @ op. Was ur site created with drupal? By the way I dont there are any drupal users in Naija
Not many.I work with drupal.
WebmastersRe: Solving all your Drupal Related Problems Here by doncheks: 9:49am On Mar 11, 2013
Best Practice is to use drupal for the backend and titanium to manage display.
WebmastersRe: Website Design In Nigeria by doncheks: 10:12am On Mar 08, 2013
GraphicsPlus: @Idlaw2k3, there is nothing wrong in using free template, but if u ar using it, then u should not call urself a webmaster or web developer. U ar simply a web editor that knows basic html/css.

If ur client wants a website urgently? Then what stops u from developing all kinds of web templates and storing them for immergency use?

A web designer may only use a template for his personal blog, maybe wordpress, but for his business website and clients' websites, he hav to handcraft them.

What wil happen when u design an immergency website wit a template and another person somewhere designs his immergency website wit the same template?

Here is my advice, soak urself in html4/html5, have a grip on css2/css3, cut ur teeth in js/jquery, lay hold on php and mysql, and have a good idea of photoshop for the web, then u can build something awesome and u wil never hav to panic that u may stumble on the design in another website.

Goodluck.
I concur.I was working on a joomla project with some guy who claimed to have 3years+ experience with the CMS.Was shocked when the guy couldnt understand or write a single line of PHP.

With the rise of CMS Web design,many of these template editors are claiming to be webmasters.

If you need to hire a joomla or wordpress developer,be very careful coz over 50% of them are template editors.

You may end up with a beautiful design and no functionality. Beware.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Home Movies? by doncheks: 11:38pm On Mar 03, 2013
omiobo: Locality,inability to understand foreign movie and too much gossips
Really!Nollywood movies tell the Nigerian story the African way

Artistree: Home video is for the jobless. I wake up by 5:30am each day, do my house chores & go 2work by 6:30am. Close by 6:00pm, get home by say 7:00pm, exhausted. When & how on earth do I have the extra 2hrs or more watching some cork & bull put 2geda in d name of Nollywood movies?
I am definitely among the very few who don't indulge in what won't give me money or life.
Jobless?.Looks like you ve been picking up the wrong titles too!

lynpetra: Not me...I don't waste my time watching " grab your copies now"
Its called leisure time.

Afam4eva: It depends on who's watching. Nollywood also requires too much or some mental strength for Oyibos to keep up.
You mean "inability of the cast to connect/communicate with the audience"?I see.

pro01: People are generally more comfortable with what they can understand/assimilate. Nollywood movies dey 'compatible' with the prevailing IQ in Naija - Oyinbo movies require too much mental stress.

Besides, onyibo people dey talk with their nose, so most of our babes no dey fit hear wetin dem dey talk, talkless of to understand the story behind the movie.
Hilarious!.

Om a general note, i think any criticisms of Nollywood by Nigerians should be positive and constructive.
I remember the 1st generation movies like rattle snake,etc.Am sure most of you have watched it and appreciated it at the time.

It is a sad reality that there are a huge number of these movies with poor scripts.However i ve seen some titles that are worth watching again(mind you i patronize foreign movies a lot)

Nigeria's movie industry is still in its budding stage so the comparison with hollywood(that has been around for over a century) is biased and unfair.

Most importantly,our movie industry is incredibly underfunded.Nollywood movies are made on shoe-string budgets of time and money. An average production takes under 15 days and costs approximately $20,000.(Johnny Depp was paid $35,000,000 for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.The movie had gross sales of over 1bn USD).Sadly an average nollywood film sells 50,000 copies despite a huge population.Thanks to the pirates.


Also about thirty new titles are delivered to Nigerian shops and market stalls every week,(most of these are low budget.),this makes Nollywood the world's third largest producer of feature films.Good rank.Not bad for starters.

I have critically analyzed the spanish soaps we all love watching.They have the same theme as our nollywood movies.Love jealousy,hate etc.But they are well funded. Thats the difference.

The industry will certainly do well with better funding and patronage from private entities and government.

In time,I would love to see Nigerian directors celebrated with the likes of Peter Jackson,Christopher Nolan, and Quentin Tarantino.

We have a great culture and there is a lot to tell the world through our movies!
WebmastersRe: Punchng. Com Hacked Again. by doncheks: 4:06pm On Mar 02, 2013
Slyr0x: This should change your mind Drupal Multiple Vulnerabilities
The url links to drupal's security page that discusses security upgrade to the core.


The title may be misleading since it does not state the defects of the software but gives release notes for additional upgrades to core Drupal.

Perhaps you should read it before posting.
WebmastersRe: Punchng. Com Hacked Again. by doncheks: 11:22am On Feb 28, 2013
litaninja: hmmm....on what platform is fully secure, i am sure @Slyr0x would agree that none is eventually. If someone realy really wants to get at you, he will. Its just a matter of time. What you can do is to constantly pay close attention to security infi, patches, updates and regular tests of your own platform to see whats vulnurable there...and fix it!
quest4$:
so what platform is impenetrable?
Security has been one of the arguments against open source.I recommend Drupal for any developer doing serious web development where security is of concern.Even the White House uses it.

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