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CelebritiesRe: Niniola Husband, Michael Ndika Is Dead by Donchukz(m): 6:10pm On May 20
TheDemola:
CEO of Naijareview, an artist management company, Michael Ndike has died. He was musician, Niniola Apata, Teni's sister, husband.


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Death is certain,but the timing is not

RIP to him,and may God almighty comfort the beautiful family and friends he left behind
FamilyRe: How Do I Get Rid Of A Visitor Who Refuses To Leave? by Donchukz(m): 3:10pm On May 08
babtoundey:
I got myself into this trouble three weeks ago.

I was out of town when I received a call from a friend. We had been friends since when we were in school. Though we didn't see regularly (the last time we saw before this incident was over 8 years ago) but we conversed regularly. When he called he informed me he needed to stay with me that he had an issue with his landlord. He wasn't really explicit or straight in his explanation. When i was reluctant, he mentioned that he was staying for just one week. Okay, no problem. I said.

When i returned home, i refuse to call him because it needed my space for myself so as to be able to attend to some urgent works. The second day after the agreement was sealed, he asked if i had returned i told hime i wouldn't be returning until that evening.

This friend came with his bag very early the following day which was a Monday morning. It was after he settled in that I got to know that he left another friends house for my house. And before he went to that person house, he had been staying with another friend. Whatever reason he left that person's house, i wouldn't know. The moment he came, he started calling people (his mum, brother and girlfriend), citing my address as his current location.

My major headache is, this person had already spent three weeks and he doesn't seem ready to leave. All he does is, press phone, sleep and wakeup. He has already strained my food supply. I am hardly at home; I go to work in the morning and return late at night. I just noticed food I can't finish in two months vanished in two weeks. He uses my toiletries (bathing soap included), my hair cream and body cream.

What pains me is, he isn't coming out straight and is not seem comfortable discussing what his plans are. He only seems fixated with online business or whatsoever.

I will appreciate ideas on how to tell this friend to excuse me.
The easiest way to stop anybody from staying in your house is,just tell the person that you’re staying with your woman,or babe,or better still,that your younger sister is staying with you.

But,since he has come to stay,just invite your babe to come and stay with you,the manci go use him hand disappear,try it and thank me later.
CrimeRe: DSS Arrests ESN Commander Who Killed 5 Policemen And 11 Others by Donchukz(m): 10:23pm On Mar 07
Princis:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/dss-arrests-suspected-esn-commander-ipob-member-in-enugu/%3famp
For No reasons,for no just course,these evil men killed so many people.

May justice deal with them accordingly
FamilyRe: Man Ends 3 Months Marriage As Wife Refuses To Join His Church by Donchukz(m): 8:10am On Mar 05
Goo0dHardDick:
His reasons are very valid.

He did well by divorcing her asap.

Women who are religious and emotionally attached to their churches and pastors are completely red flag. The woman is probably nacking her pastor, or assistant pastor or a male member or senior pastor in that church, hence the reason she's so unwilling to leave.

Inconclusion, religious women are red flags. Avoid them. They can pretend ehh! I can't forget how I damaged the inner chambers of two deeper life girls. Very sweet inner chambers. Rccg, winners, lol
And after damaging their inner chambers,what did you gain?
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Main Market Demolition Sparks Trader Outcry In Anambra (Photos) by Donchukz(m): 9:42am On Mar 04
HealthRe: Benue Man Dies After A Snake Bite, Youths Find And Kill The Snake by Donchukz(m): 1:13pm On Feb 27
obagofizzy:
Hahahahaha u suppose run ohhhh before headlines go full everywhere 😂😂😂😂.. u go think say the snake na ur friend till e strike you… one brother here is telling me how he loves snake and allows it to move freely in the compound. He even said if he sees the venomous ones he will throw it away 😂😂
Baba,me and that brother no dey on the pedestal o! Me,nah Ben Johnson get me o!
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Her Before I Travel Abroad? by Donchukz(m): 12:27pm On Feb 24
Zoomx:
I'm kinda confused. I just turned 26.

There's this 18 year old daughter of our family friend. She's decent and studying nursing.

I'm thinking of doing introduction for her before traveling so as to keep her from whoring about ( yeah,I know I said she's decent but people do change) and make her wait for me .

Also, if I decide to let her be for now, I don't want a situation whereby when I come back she would be really interested in getting married to me because I live abroad.

P.S she doesn't know I have plans to travel yet.
My brother,since you have nurtured the idea on your mind,and you have seen all the attributes you want in a woman as a wife,I will advise you go on and marry her,and before leaving the shores of naija,make sure u get her pregnant first,so that u will know you have a child back home.
And afte you have done the needful,if she marriage works out,that’s to say you’re Lucky,and if e no work out well,you becomes a philosopher.

But,I will advise u to marry her asap.
Good luck bro
HealthRe: Benue Man Dies After A Snake Bite, Youths Find And Kill The Snake by Donchukz(m): 12:10pm On Feb 24
obagofizzy:
Youths have k!lled a snake that k!lled a young man identified as Aondona Ahemba Christopher in a community in Benue State.

It was gathered that Christopher d!ed after a snake bite occurred on February 17, 2026.

An eyewitness Barnabas Dzawua, who confirmed the incident on Wednesday, said youths in the community went to the scene, searched for the snake and killed it.

"This is the snake that k!lled Aondona Ahemba, the youths went to where the snake bite him and searched for it and killed it," he wrote.
And some people in NL said snake is not harmful. Just imagine this long rope killing an agile young man
May God help us all
While I’m the village this January,I decided to make use of the bush,while I was pooing,this beautiful and deadly creature just surfaced in my front from the surrounding grasses,the snake was looking at me,I squat in my position,but frozen,until I made I slight movement,the snake now reveals his full length,u needed to see how I ran with the shit in my yash. Hahahahahaha!
CrimeRe: Woman Tortures 17-year-old Maid With Hot Iron In Anambra (video And Pic) by Donchukz(m): 10:31am On Feb 06
EdonhappenTv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0QHUOEvK0
This female gender,anytime they want to carry out their evil,even Devil dey carry seat balance well to learn from them.
Just look at what she did to her,because she made a phone call with your phone.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Northerners Insist On Not Supporting Tinubu For Another Term by Donchukz(m): 11:45am On Jan 28
21lucky:
Voices from the North Call for a New Chapter Ahead of 2027

Across parts of Northern Nigeria, conversations about the future are growing louder—and more heartfelt. Community leaders, youth groups, and everyday citizens are increasingly sharing a common sentiment: a desire for a different kind of leadership come 2027.

In calm but firm tones, many Northerners say they would prefer not to support President Bola Ahmed Tinubu for another term. For them, the discussion is less about politics as usual and more about hope—hope for economic relief, security, unity, and a leadership style they feel speaks more closely to their daily realities.

“These conversations are not born out of anger,” one community voice explained, “but from a longing for change and a better life for our children.”

From town halls to tea-time discussions, the message carries a soft consistency: the North wants to feel heard, included, and reassured that the future can be brighter. While 2027 is still some distance away, these early expressions reflect a vibrant democratic spirit—one where citizens openly share their expectations and dreams for the nation.

As Nigeria continues its journey, these voices from the North serve as a reminder that democracy is not just about elections, but about ongoing dialogue, reflection, and the collective hope for a better tomorrow.

When their worst president (Late General Muhammad Buhari )was in power,why don’t they(North) support other part of Nigeria to unseat him. The painful and annoying part of this rubbish is that,the southern part will be in support of them,spewing rubbish from their mouth,instead of them to stand in defense of their Southern counterpart.
For me o! Nwa afor Igbo,I will support president Tinubu to complete his 8 years in power.
For those that wants to attack my mention,that one kwanzain una o!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR2Lx58Bfok&pp=ygUrbm9ydGhlcm5lcnMgd2lsbCBub3Qgc3VwcG9ydCBUaW51YnUgb24gMjAyNw%3D%3D
HealthRe: I’ve Had These For Over 6 Years, Help. (pics) by Donchukz(m): 5:39pm On Dec 09, 2025
Orlandoo:
HIV is real for those doubting if it exists.
That’s not a symptom of hiv
HIV have a thick black whitish dots,so u can compare it
AgricultureRe: Can Jackfruit Be Grown In Nigeria? [pictures] by Donchukz(m): 5:37pm On Dec 09, 2025
Mariangeles:
Experienced farmers in the house, can jackfruit be grown in Nigeria?

Since yesterday that I learned a bit more about the fruit, and how sweet it is, I have been curious about it.
So, I want to know if it can be grown in Nigeria, especially in this day and age where anything is possible.
I have it in my compound at the village.
Yes,it can be grown
CrimeRe: Two Dutch Brothers Murder Their Sister In Honor Killing. by Donchukz(m): 4:26pm On Dec 01, 2025
Godfullsam:
Wish one be 'honour killing' again cry

Who are they honouring abeg.

It's like once you join that religion your common sense disappears.

But then, there are Muslims in my region - the SW and even in my family who have no traces of that kind of behaviours.

It then makes me wonder if it has to do with religion or characters/natures
You’re yet to see the radical ones in your family or SW,when they finally arrived,you will understand better.
Foreign AffairsRe: 11 US Warships And 15,000 Troops Now In Caribbean As Venezuela Tension Escalate by Donchukz(m): 4:20pm On Dec 01, 2025
MightySparrow:
Trump is looking for war at all cost.


He should try China nah.
Even China can’t even withstand the full force of American.
RomanceRe: One Fact About Rooms Like This? by Donchukz(m): 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
I lived with my Aunty together with a girl she was sponsoring. She is a widow so na only her and the girl have been staying.

When I join them, a few weeks my aunt was invited to go us for medical treatment.
So na me and the girl stay for the house

I come back one night see everywhere dey shine blue shocked. Na so I see the babe lying down in parlour without bra. Omo as she open eye she cover herself. I go baff first come dey readon to shoot my shot since my aunt no dey.

This babe na very churchy babe.
Assistant Jesus. She dey pray fire with fire

Omo as I gather morale go back parlour call her name in a soft way she look up at me and smile. I just go down kiss her she grab my hair na thire i know say this babe plan this thing grin grin grin

She set trap for me with the blue lights and the setting. Omo that was the beginning of husband and wife knacking with this babe while my aunt was away in USA.


Anytime I come back at night and see blue light I already know wassup grin

6 months I will never forget. E come be like say we be married couples living in that house. .
Knacking upon knacking.

Anytime I see blue lights my brain just flashback to that girl.
Very weird girl. Very prayful and churchy
But also very slutty and Hot

Once my aunt came back things went back to normal cry cry No more blue lights cry cry cry
Imaginations don finish this my guy
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Married To My Best Friend From Guinea Bissau Here In The Gambia by Donchukz(m): 10:16pm On Nov 11, 2025
Samantha125:
So people actually migrate to Gambia? grin grin grin Is there a country you Nigerians don't migrate to? grin grin grin
We(Nigerians) are the real inhabitants of the earth,and the world is us(Nigerian),that’s why we’re everywhere thriving in every area of human endeavor.
Just love us(Nigerians) if you can.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Blasts Justice James Omotosho, Rages In Court Uncontrollably (Video) by Donchukz(m): 6:58pm On Nov 07, 2025
Educationalserv:
If na General Abacha you would been with his Maker
And,if you were to be at his mercy,you would’ve been with your creator
RomanceRe: Why I Lost Interest After Meeting A Pretty And Intelligent Lady by Donchukz(m): 3:21pm On Oct 30, 2025
tobeezman:
I met this fine geh at a tech event in Lagos.
Before the event started, we had a little chit-chat and mehn, she was exactly my type. Beautiful, intelligent, confident, and we just clicked. You know that kind of connection that feels like you’ve known someone for years? Yeah, that was it.

Throughout the event, we kept vibing, laughing at the same jokes, sharing ideas, everything just aligned.

At the end, I asked for her name she said Linda.
Cool name.

Then I asked where she was from, she said Anambra.
My eyes lit up. I’m from Anambra too!

So I got curious and asked, “What village?”
She mentioned it and boom, it’s in the same local government as mine. I was like, “This is fate.”

Everything was lining up perfectly.
She was single, I’m single, we shared interests, goals, and background… until one tiny moment changed everything.

She gave me her business card and I didn’t see a single Igbo name on it.
Both her first and last names were English.

When I got home, I texted her, I asked, gently, “Don’t you have an Igbo name?”

Her reply?

“I don’t like my Igbo name, and I don’t like speaking Igbo either.”

That one message drained everything I felt for her.
Instantly.

It wasn’t about tribal pride or anything dramatic, it was just the realization that we might see identity differently.
Because for me, being Igbo isn’t just where I’m from, it’s who I am. It’s the rhythm in my thoughts, the tone in my laughter, the root of my values.

And when someone rejects that part of themselves, it feels like they’ve rejected a part of me too.

So yeah… I ghosted her.
Not because she wasn’t amazing, but because something in me went cold.
That’s was the kind of thing I encountered with one beautiful lady by name,we just clicked,we talked,laughed at our jokes,at a point,I did asked her about her dream man,she now said ;my qualities are her dream man,boom,she let the cat out of the bag,that she doesn’t like the Igbo tribe,my eyes nearly popped out of his socket.

I gently asked her,why don’t u like the Igbo tribe,she couldn’t even give me a single reason ,and she’s from Delta Igbo,it kept me wondering why she made such statement,and then,I was ready to wife her.

Immediately we left where we were enjoying our drinks and bbq ,I just blocked her.
EducationRe: Saka Aliyat From Osun State Emerges Best Graduating Student In Anambra School by Donchukz(m): 11:50am On Oct 30, 2025
fergie001:
https://blueprint.ng/anambra-osun-girl-emerges-best-graduating-student-in-igbo-6-other-subjects/
Umu Igbo,we should not allow her leave ala Igbo,let one of us(the men),should endeavor to marry her ,biko
PoliticsRe: Court Gives Nnamdi Kanu 24 Hours To Defend Terrorism Charges Against Him by Donchukz(m): 1:34pm On Oct 23, 2025
favor914:
Pardon is for convicted felons, he should plead guilty first, before any pardon.

That is how the system works.
If that’s the case,all the militants in the Niger Delta that we’re giving presidential pardon,all the Boko Haram ,Bandits that were freed and some were even recruited into the military,whom no courts in the land never convicted them,but were let go,how do you address such issues
RomanceRe: Painful Wedding Experience by Donchukz(m): 10:41am On Sep 29, 2025
SultanOfPuna:
A girl i was woooing in December last year
I just found out that she doing traditional marriage today.

I'm seeing the pictures on WhatsApp story and I feel like crying
A wise man once said something wise,that women normally get married to a man that’s ready,not to a man they’re in love with.
RomanceRe: Lady Tells Men What To Do When Women Display Their Bodies On Social Media by Donchukz(m): 11:08am On Jul 27, 2025
Samakus:
I agree with her


Meanwhile, happy convocation to my wife. You shall fulfil destiny
The environment looks like the Lion’s Den,it’s she a lioness (UNN)?
Congratulations to her,go and conquer your world
Foreign AffairsRe: Killing Iran’s Supreme Leader Would End The War - Netanyahu by Donchukz(m): 9:29am On Jun 17, 2025
hisexcellency34:
Killing him will lead to third world war. Let's do everything possible to avoid that
Nothing will happen,Sadam Hussein,Gadaffi were all eliminated,did world war happened
EducationRe: University of Ibadan Replies Man that wants Azikiwe Hall To Be Renamed. by Donchukz(m): 1:45pm On Apr 02, 2025
MEEVEET:
Funny thing is UNN have Awolowo Hall
Have Akintola Hall

Faculty of engineering in UNN is named after a Yoruba man Agbebi
Super Lion,you’re sighted
PoliticsRe: Fubara: Tinubu Should Be Impeached For Violating The Constitution - Reuben Abati by Donchukz(m): 1:50pm On Mar 19, 2025
[quote author=SATANICALLY post=134608715]Video

National Assembly as a matter of urgency should activate the button of impeachment on the TERRIBLE president of Nigeria,so as to save our motherland from collapsing.

If any ronus attack my mention,god’s of iron and thunder will fire your left ass. Isaaaaaaa!
InvestmentRe: The Greatest BTC Rule by Donchukz(m): 2:21pm On Feb 27, 2025
iLegendd:
Until BTC dumps or pumps a minimum of 10-12% in a single day, don't do anything.

From the image below, it's 8% dump in a day. 2 percent more before you buy. If today ends and it refused to hit a minimum of 10% before it restarts, then wait till the day it'll do a min of -10%.

This rule is the secret of patience building in the cryptoverse.
Really,I will be glad if you can lead me into the crypto world,or better still,if you have a page that I can follow for easy learning,I will appreciate,thanks in anticipation.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Women Protesting Against Bad Road Block Major Roads by Donchukz(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2025
Rexymania:
Thos Izaa people or Eboney state like fighting.... primitive people
Your type go fail exam well well o! I believed you didn’t even bother to read what the poster wrote,you ended up embarrassing your family,community,by replying differently.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Anambra Man For Killing Sibling During Altercation Over Foodstuffs by Donchukz(m): 3:03pm On Feb 08, 2025
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 2 Suspected Ritualists, Uncover Human Remains In Ogun (Photo) by Donchukz(m): 5:28pm On Dec 18, 2024
Oceanfl0w:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/12/18/nigerian-police-arrest-two-suspected-ritualists-uncover-human-remains-ogun-state
Just look at their faces,animal called men,no point still holding them,just kill them all,case solved.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump To Universities: Stamp Out Antisemitism Or Lose Accreditation by Donchukz(m): 1:52pm On Nov 15, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck Trump!

Fvck Israel!


The morafvcker doesn’t even know Arabs are semites too, and a genocide upon them is antisemitism.

Yes,yes,and yes! Bleep you too.
PoliticsRe: Wike Flags Off The Upgrading Of Roads In Bwari Area Council by Donchukz(m): 7:23am On Oct 29, 2024
Wike is doing excellently well,Abuja is beginning to look like the real nation’s capital,I can see the face lift and his impact as the FCT minister.

He’s the best FCT minister after El-rufai,but let’s watch and see whether he can perform more than him after his tenure.

The worst minister of FCT,is the one under Buhari’s regime.

God bless FCT.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Policemen Shoot ‘Igbo Jah’ (Okezie Chikezie Mba) Dead In Enugu by Donchukz(m): 5:38pm On Oct 26, 2024
When I zoomed the picture,I saw more than one gun shot wounds in his body,the bullet wound I counted was around six(6) holes in his body.
If it were to a be an accidental gun shot,it could be around one bullet wound,but since it’s more than one gun wound,I would say,they are more to this.

The Nigerian police force is yet to tell us the real reasons behind this murder.

Rest In Peace to the dead.

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