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CrimeRe: Priscilla Ocheme Died In Accident Not Boyfriend’s House – Police Clarify by Donchukz(m): 4:22am On Oct 25, 2024
That was how a girl collapsed in my neighbor’s apartment one Sunday evening,she invited her over from Lagos to Abuja. When I heard the guy’s cry,I rushed in,low and behold,the girl was lying lifeless on the bed,after much resuscitations,she came back to life, we took her to hospital.

When she was discharged,I did advised my neighbor to put her in the next available bus,back to Lagos, after some few days she arrived Lagos,we got the bad news that she has kicked the bucket.

Assuming the girl later died in my neigbour’s apartment,you and I know waiting the guy go use him eyes see for police hands,they might classified it as a ritualist.

Dear Lord,always dey protect your pikin in this trying period,Amen.
CrimeRe: Man Flees After Stabbing Cousin To Death In Lagos by Donchukz(m): 8:01am On Oct 16, 2024
Them stab person die,the Lagos state government wants to carry out autopsy,probably they always insist on carrying out autopsy because of the gains in it, I know my naija people.

I thought, the reason why they carry out autopsy is to investigate and know the real cause of death,if am wrong,someone should correct me please.
CrimeRe: Ogun: Police Arrest Two Brothers For Alleged Rape, Kidnap Of 17-Year-Old Girl by Donchukz(m): 8:56am On Oct 10, 2024
Just look at them,animals called men,go and do the time,that’s what you guys needed now
CrimeRe: Drunk Soldiers Kill Policeman For Stopping Colleague Driving Against Traffic by Donchukz(m): 8:45am On Oct 10, 2024
Chinue Achebe,in his book rightly put it ,”They was a country,” at the end of the day,the matter will be swept under the rug.
Rest In Peace to the dead.
FashionRe: Joy Omanibe Emerges Winner Of 2019 Face Of Democracy Nigeria by Donchukz(m): 2:12am On Nov 04, 2019
Olodo24:
This ugly 34 year old woman?
Olodo,why e dey pain u nah
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Acquires Right To Broadcast The English Premier League In Nigeria by Donchukz(m): 1:47am On Nov 04, 2019
But,come to think of it o,NTA should be in the for front in propagating the Nigerian league that just started yesterday(3rd of November,2019), if NTA don't care to show case our league,who will.
CrimeRe: Two Men Exchange Blows Over Who Will First Use An ATM by Donchukz(m): 3:42am On Nov 03, 2019
rubyjan:
This your story get as e bi ooo.
Are you sure it didn't happen in your dream? grin
. The only time a soldier has a power,is only when he has a gun with him or when they are in numbers. Moreover, I grew up in a barracks, so,i have got the hearts;any soldiers has, am not a lily-livered man like u, ok
CrimeRe: Two Men Exchange Blows Over Who Will First Use An ATM by Donchukz(m): 8:58pm On Nov 02, 2019
DonCrack:
Watch the hilarious video below:


https://www.instagram.com/p/B4XbudZFTLP/?igshid=he557axedvv4

Source: https://hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/11/two-men-exchanges-blow-over-who-first-will-use-an-atm.html
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This is exactly what happened between a soldier guy and I,we were all on the line,everything seems to be moving smoothly,out of nowhere, this soldier guy appeared,with any plea,he went straight to withdraw,everybody was scared to ask the soldier guy any questions,but the guy no even know say my own craze pass him own,I tell am say baba,e no go work o,u better join d line,the soldier guy was like,"do u know who I am,I tell am say," I know wan know,the next thing I heard on my chic was a thunderous slap,I didn't even hesitate,I retaliated with same and equal measures,lifted him up,on top of him I was,punching him repeatedly,until I broke his mouth ,his upper eyes,before people could rush to separate us,I had already inflicted serious injuries to him. Mehn,u needed to see how people were hailing me. People just need to respect themselves,that's all,just do what's right
EducationRe: Protesting UNIBEN Students Shut Down Main Gate, Highway by Donchukz(m): 3:00pm On Nov 01, 2019
Okwyjesus:
Bro you are a Super Lion indeed. That's what make you Super.
My experience was terrible. One day l went to bath but was pressed. l managed to climb the loads to do the needful in the piles of Shi**. But the worst happened. My leg mistakenly slipped into the mess. l was like this leg need to be cut off. l washed and washed and washed.
Then l choose to be doing it in the bush.

After they will be signing Hail Varsity of Nigeria, my Alma Mater for Princess Alexandra Hall.
Abeggggg
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My alma mater,hail Una o!
TravelRe: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by Donchukz(m): 10:15am On Oct 28, 2019
Basalt:
Yea, it's me Basalt and I always don't wanna paint words. I am a graduate of Geology from UNN (with over 4point GP).
I received much discouraging advice especially from my relatives in America and even my friends telling me that since I have a high GP and still young I should continue applying for jobs in Nigeria because Abroad is no longer what it used to be. I was listening to their lies and applying to non existing jobs for complete 2YRS.
Out of all those applications, I was able to secure only private school jobs which paid less than 30,000 with lots of stress on my life. After 2years of frustration and earning like a rat, I came back to my senses.

I sold everything I had, borrowed money from my elder sister's husband (God bless them for me) and entered Germany last month on student visa because to me, all die na die (even if I perish in Germany I will perish happily than continue crying in silence in Nigeria)

On getting here mehn, the first thing I regreted was not leaving Nigeria earlier. I blamed myself for listening to their lies and discouragement all these while thats why I deem it important to open this thread and pray Moderator pushes it to the front page because I know there are many people receiving such discouragement as we speak.
within three weeks of comming here, I have a part-time job that pays me 13.5 euros per hour (I work for 80hrs per month) in addition to that, I have one mini job that pays me 445 euros per month.

My accommodation is 350 Euros per month and my living expenses are about 150 Euros a month or highest 200 if I spend heavily.
In addition to that, I have access to a world-class education for almost free and stand a better chance of getting a professional job after my masters and you know what that means?
Now do the Maths and tell me how it is not better than less than 30,000 Naira which I was earning in Nigeria before leaving?

Some people will say I am lucky but honestly, I am yet to see any student in Germany die of hunger here unless he is lazy.
I repeat, NEVER you listen to anyone telling you to remain in Nigeria UNLESS you are earning fat salary in Nigeria, even the so-called politicians send their children here.
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My alma mater,am gonna follow your foot steps
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Became Financially Independent Using Smartphone. by Donchukz(m): 9:53am On Oct 28, 2019
Femsolutionist:
It was just like yesterday when things were very hard for me that the only way I could survive was to drop out of school and started hawking due to the poverty level of my parents.

Later, I and my siblings still had the opportunity to go back to school and complete our secondary education through the support of a Ministerial Angel.

#1000-2000 was my allowance which covers Transport, Feeding, Textbooks and Assignments.
I came across an advertisement on Facebook from Ken Ndubisi, Certified Facebook Ads Expert who gave me the privilege to attend one of his trainings as a volunteer and this encounter changed my Life for a better.

Since 2013, these skills using my SMARTPHONE sponsored my NCE PROGRAMME and BSC (ED).

By God's grace, I have been privileged to teach about 700 people these skills and they have also recorded lots of successes.

YOU ARE MY NEXT TARGET BECAUSE READING THIS TODAY IS A BLESSING TO YOU.

Meanwhile, these skills are unique and uncommon and you can make lots of money from them especially in November and December.

Contact me via signature for enquiries if interested
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Bro,am highly interested,show me the way,and liberate me from my life of misery and privation,thanks in anticipation
RomanceRe: Charles Chaplin Dies Age 88, With 4 Quotes by Donchukz(m): 9:46am On Oct 28, 2019
Sunnyshinylight:
Charles Chaplin died at the age of 88.*
He left us 4 statements:
(1) Nothing is eternal in this world, not even our problems.
(2) I like to walk in the rain, because no one can see my tears.
(3) The most wasted day in life is the day we do not laugh.
(4) The six best doctors in the world ....
1. Sun,
2. Rest,
3. Exercise,
4. Diet,
5. Self-esteem
6. Friends.
Keep them at all stages of your life and enjoy a healthy life ...
If you see the moon You will see the beauty of God .....
If you see the sun You will see the power of God ...
If you see the mirror, you will see the best creation of God.
So, believe it.
We are all tourists, God is our travel agent who has already fixed our itineraries, reservations and destinations ... Trust Him and enjoy the LIFE
Life is just a trip!
Live today !!!!
Share with people who are important to you ...
_________*Life*__________
To understand it, you have to visit these 3 places:
- the Hospital �
- The Prison �
- The Cemetery �
At the hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than health.
In Prison, you will see that liberty is the most precious thing.
- In the cemetery you will realize that life is worthless, the ground on which we walk today will be our roof tomorrow. Let us make the effort to remain humble by having the fear of God and the respect of our neighbor.
copied
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Words of wisdom
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Answer Prayers? what is your experience by Donchukz(m): 6:19am On Oct 27, 2019
nairalandankrah:
You don't believe in Christ?.. What do you believe in...and how has it helped you
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He's a humanist
SportsRe: 5 African Footballers Who Became Broke After So Much Wealth From Football by Donchukz(m): 2:45pm On Oct 26, 2019
Pantoo:
Footballers are rich, you can also add that they are very rich and yes! everyone will agree with you. Especially those footballers that once plied their trades in the top European Leagues as they are paid in thousands of hard foreign currency.

Sadly not all of these footballers have a happy-ending after their football careers and some of them have gone totally broke living in abject poverty.

Today at PEE Tv, we will be taking a look at 5 African stars (in no particular order) that went totally broke after their illustrious footballing career.

1. Emmanuel Ebuoe:

2. Wilson Oruma:

3. Eric Djemba Djemba

4. Ifeanyi Udeze

5. Mohammed Yusuf

Tap the link for the more info...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6a7t_EfrSE
The number 5. That guy should be Eric djemba djemba, from Cameroon and ex indomitable lions of Cameroon and not Mohammed Yusuf.
EducationRe: Flood Takes Over Government Technical College Abak, Akwa Ibom State by Donchukz(m): 3:17am On Oct 25, 2019
Samuel4689:
My perfect spec! See that soft lap
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See u see jail
BusinessRe: 50 Naira Stamp Duty For Transactions Above 1000 Naira by Donchukz(m): 3:47pm On Oct 16, 2019
With this kind of policy in place,federal government is trying to force Nigerians into banking their monies at home,or other unconventional means of banking,thereby increasing crime rate,because most Nigerians who wouldn't want to lose a kobo to any body will end up digging ground at there backyards,nawaoh! What kind of retrogressive taxation is this
CelebritiesRe: Bbnajia Housemates Surprises Bbnaija Venita In Her House by Donchukz(m): 4:57pm On Oct 12, 2019
Waoh! This bbnaija house mates are all glittering like a diamond �,you guys should keep winning
RomanceRe: I Wish I Fvcked Her When I Had The Chance by Donchukz(m): 12:59pm On Oct 10, 2019
khallebb:
My name is Caleb and I'm a final year student of CRUTECH, studying Human Anatomy and Forensic Anthropology. I have a friend called Esther who happens to be my music manager now. We were really close during my 1st year on campus but along the line, we stopped talking to each other and we gave ourselves space. Not until my 300 level, when we became close again to the point that other students thought we were dating. Funny enough, we weren't dating but it seemed so.

I slept in her house a couple of times during my 300 level first semester most especially, exams period. On the last day of exams, I slept in her house again. She complained of severe cold, I wrapped my arms around her all through the night but I was conscious not to think of anything evil cause the girl is damn beautiful and she's very decent and well mannered. I started touching her all over her body but she didn't react, so I kept on and on but I was afraid to make a next move so that I wouldn't end up getting disappointed. At least to some extent, that was what I thought. We woke up in the morning, we talked for sometime and then I left her house. We both went on holidays and then we were so into each other, we'll call, chat and check up on each other by leaving messages on WhatsApp if we were not online. She stays in Abuja and i stay in Calabar so distance was a major barrier. This whole thing continued only for me to ask her out and she said that we should just be friends, that she's not physically attracted to me. I almost died. I listened to her and I shunned the whole idea of dating her but now I'm regretting my actions..Maybe I should have fvcked her. I think I made a terrible mistake. The only problem is that she is very decent and well mannered, respectful and full of wisdom. I couldn't have just been so wicked because of konji. Anyway, we'll soon be resuming for my final year 1st semester cause I'm currently on my IT. Should I fvck her? Or should I just keep her as my very good friend cause the truth is, I don't want to loose her. Please no nonsense comments nairalanders. This is about my emotions and it's really important to me. Thanks in advance for your wonderful comments.
Dear brother,do u know what,or better still;can u give me her full details,so that I can meet her one on one,so that I can help u out,advice her,equally tell her the reason why she must go into a relationship with u,why I have availed myself to do it,is because I stays in Abuja. So that when u guys resumes,it will be an easy task for u,so inbox me her whatsap number,ok. You're my brother,am gonna do it for u
EducationRe: "How I Lost An Mtn Scholarship Because Of My HOD At UNN" – Chukwuleta Leonard by Donchukz(m): 11:51am On Oct 09, 2019
Grupo:
He should have forged the signature na.

In a country like Nigeria, you have to give rascality for rascality.

Back then in the same UNN, we'd forge and sign the HOD's signature on course registration forms and still submit the same form to him and he wouldn't know.
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Hahahahahaha,am guilty of this,during my first year at UNN,I was busy forming good boy,but from my second yr to final yr,I'd to start forming their signature
CelebritiesRe: Mike, Seyi And Ike And Their Girlfriends On The Red Carpet by Donchukz(m): 11:27am On Oct 09, 2019
GistNet:
BBNaija housemates, Mike, Seyi and Ike loved up with their girlfriend on the red carpet today at their press conference.

Gist from Gistmore
http://gistmore.com/bbnaija-mike-seyi-and-ike-loved-up-with-their-girlfriend-on-the-red-carpet
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Nah only frood no get babe,chai! Esther,where are u nah,come and clear this shame from my guy face nah,am begging on behalf of him
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Winner 2019, Mercy Poses With Basketmouth And Bovi (Photo) by Donchukz(m): 7:24pm On Oct 08, 2019
kestolove95:
BbNaija2019 was a battle of two olosho's mercy vs tacha
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Two oloshos,and what are u? Ashawo
EducationRe: FSARS Shaved My Head At Gunpoint – Efosa Osayande, AAU Undergraduate (Photo) by Donchukz(m): 2:26pm On Oct 08, 2019
dre11:
https://punchng.com/fsars-operatives-shaved-my-head-at-gunpoint-18-year-old-aau-undergraduate/
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Just call one of these numbers,watch and see what the out come will be

PoliticsRe: Nigeria @59: 9 Pictures That Will Make You Weep For Nigeria by Donchukz(m): 12:47pm On Sep 29, 2019
Apeshy101:
"Independence Day is an official national holiday in Nigeria, celebrated on the first of October. It marks Nigeria's proclamation of independence from British rule on 1 October 1960. Although some do not participate in it's independence. Because the country is in dire poverty. Nigerians feel there is nothing to celebrate if the country is still 50 years behind the rest of the world. No adequate infrastructure, electricity, housing, work, income, education,proper medical attention and the list is endless."- Wikipedia

On Tuesday, Nigeria marks her 59th Independence anniversary. Below are some pictures gathered by News9naija that will move you to tears for our dear country Nigeria.

Pic1: Controversial picture of a child drinking dirty water, the social media space was divided as to the origin of the child, the argument centered on Nigeria, Ghana and Cameroun.

Pic2: A primary school in Mancha village, Edu Local Government Area of Kwara State, Nigeria where school children in the nursery section are taught under a tree.

Pic3: Nigerian school pupils sit on bare floor in an unidentified primary school

Pic4: Nigerian man Pictured sleeping on a bare Bunk without bed While taking Drip In Hospital

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/09/29/nigeria-59-9-pictures-that-will-make-you-weep-for-nigeria/
. look at whare new born babies are kept,we are not a serious nation. I weep for naija

CelebritiesRe: Tacha Update: Dino Melaye Donates ₦30million To Tacha by Donchukz(m): 5:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
tohyorsih2:
That's a parody account o
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U just said my mind,I concur with u
Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Need Partner Across Nigeria To Work With Us by Donchukz(m): 12:04am On Sep 24, 2019
Yes. 08158914564. Kubwa,Abuja
CareerRe: If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School Will You Still Study The Same Course by Donchukz(m): 4:18pm On Sep 21, 2019
devigblegble:
yes and yes , I’m an economist, fell in love with that subject in high school, it guided me through tough times and I’m a proud entrepreneur now ..
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The rational one,with the rational mind. I'll still study economics any day any time.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appointment Of Charles Soludo Makes Me Believe He Means Well For Nigeria by Donchukz(m): 10:27am On Sep 17, 2019
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KingsCity:
Appointment Of Soludo Makes Me Believe President Buhari Means Well For Nigeria

Prof Soludo is one of those who should be president of Nigeria one day. He is an uncommon visionarie

It is only an uncommon visionarie who could have moved the minimum capital requirement for banks in Nigeria from 2 to 25 billion Naira. That is what Soludo did. And because of what Soludo did, any time the top 500 banks in the world is announced, Nigeria is sure to have some banks there.
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My alma mater,with the rational mind,is here to bring his theories into play,which is known as the soludian theory,for sure;naija go better
TravelRe: Box Junction: What Is The Meaning Of This Road Marking? (PHOTOS) by Donchukz(m): 9:46pm On Sep 11, 2019
Amuocha:
Those lines are useless angry
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Break d rule nah, make 70k enter lasman hand
CrimeRe: Prophet Michael Mbonu Kidnaps & Kills Princewill Ezeji, Member Over New Car by Donchukz(m): 11:32pm On Sep 07, 2019
Nairafame1:
Prophet kidnaps, kills church member in Owerri

One Michael Mbonu, prophet of Christ Army Ministry in Ulakpo, Owerri North Local Government Area of Imo state has allegedly kidnapped and killed his church member, Princewill Ezeji.

Ezeji was said to have gone to seek blessing from his cleric with his latest priced possession, a Toyota Camry car, and was killed and dispossessed of the car by the supposed man of God.

One Kingsley Udemba, 24, said to have capitalised on the situation to fleece Princewill’s family the sum of N960,000 as ransom, claiming to have abducted the then missing man was also paraded.

The state commissioner of police, Rabiu Ladodo who paraded the suspects before newsmen in Owerri, stated that the prophet had initially kidnapped the victim before getting rid of him.

Ladodo disclosed that once men of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) from the command got wind of the disappearance of the victim through his brother, Emeka Ezeji who reported the matter, they immediately swung into action and arrested the prophet.

Upon his arrest, the police boss said, the suspect took the police to where he murdered the victim, adding that some personal effects like phone, car and SIM card, which the victim took to the prophet’s residence, were recovered.

Source: https://www.sunnewsonline.com/prophet-kidnaps-kills-church-member-in-owerri/
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Imo people,fear them o, nah their way

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