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Dont place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart
so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there 4 u!!!

Love is like Cocacola, make it real, Love is like Fanta, share the fun, Love is like Pepsi, you ask for more,
, Love is like Maltina, which cares, Love is like Mirinda, never rush, Love is like Guiness, brings out the action in you,
, Love is like Gordon Spark, Spark up the relationship, Love is like Legend, Express yourself, Love is like Gulder, the ultimate,
, Love is like Peak Milk, from Generation to Generation,

God created you without SIMPACK, He preserves you without VOUCHERS He sustains you without charger,
Surely your Validaty period is Eternal and your Access days is forever.
Remain Blessed.

Stars don't struggle to shine, Rivers don't struggle to flow, also you will never struggle to excel in life,
because you deserve the best, hold on to your dreams and it shall be well with you

Hellooo

How do you experience Election in your states

here in Benue state some places were soft some hard

I pray God should help uuussss

Helloo NairaLand
How do you experience Election in your own states?

here in Benue state, it was soft/hard

I Pray God should help us

Helloo NairaLand
How do you experience Election in your own states?

here in Benue state, it was soft/hard

I Pray God should help us

olutomiwa:
when we sleep together wetn go happen

sleep 2gether=commit

lol :d

babadee:
na wa O!
etc after all you don mention?

LOL

@Olunifemi
how many men have u met that re not romantic?

acidrop:
i trust u
yeah, did u date her?

No it was only kiss
by then i was still coming up, i mean i was not strong as i' am right now LOL

Now i have my wife so i do kiss ani time i want (sweet one for that matter)

My 1st kisss wow ooohh my God, u guys are remembering me the past

it was good (wit my class mate in sec. sch) i miss her!!!!!

am Single, any applicant?

am vacant, any applicant?

adeboo:
I am single, i am looking but that don't mean im going to date ANYBODY.

Then u'r not done yet LOL

adeboo:
Oh how i hate when people generalise.

I personally pride myself on ma years of hard work and the expertise i have gained from all my experiences far and wide.

One of the things i know i can do and do very well is kiss. I am a firm believer in pleasing my man and i know when i kiss him, he will wet himself.

Shikena.

men u sound sweet how i wish u be mine LOL

Vases overflow with sweet daffodils
Wildflowers roll over meadows & hills

Let's all celebrate the joy of new life
Death has conquered all sin & strife

A sweet, sweet aroma has filled the air
The sweetest Rose of Sharon
is everywhere

Jesus Is Alive! Sweet Heart

Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sweet Heart
You have to be strong in all angle before u talk about marriage.
I dont know whether u've attended this Marriage Institution (University of marriage)
to grand your fitness.

TWO-YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN ~

This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Marriage that many of you should be interested in. That's right, in just six semesters, you too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Spring Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Summer Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting In at 3am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers

Fall Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers



SECOND YEAR
Spring Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective)
(See Electives Below)

Summer Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honestly, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Fall Schedule:
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered pre-intimacy
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

COURSE ELECTIVES
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Best of luck

To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: God
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE


I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!

Enjoy your Easter Celebration but remember who you're celebrating his resurrection
Play JEJE

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom.
One helps you make a living,
The other helps you make a life.
May the Lord our savior grand all NairaLand Knowledge/Wisdom
to live/make our life
Wish u Happy EASTER Celebration

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.
Because our Lord Jesus Christ has done it for us
so, Practical LOL
Wish u guys best of the season

cute-ass:
Well i guess this is the first love thread i don't feel there's a lot to be said lol, it explains itself

you guys have dated for 8yrs?
you love each other deeply?
every other person is in support except your aunt?

my dear what on earth did you say you're waiting for. If your "aunt" (not even your mother) is not in support of it then that's her f^cking life-time problem, what does that have to do with you??is she coming to live with you? or are you marrying the guy for her?

have you ever seen a marriage supported by the whole world?? well i've not, because there is a saying that[i] you can never please the whole world[/i]
now if you have pleased everybody except your aunt, then i have to say YOU'RE DAMN LUCKY. if you ask me, she's just jealous, now why would you give up your dream-man-sent-from-above for her hapiness??

what if you fall in love tomorrow and your great-grand-uncle is not in support?? so you'll break up

my dear 8whole years is not a joke to just throw it away on the cause of making the whole world be on your side, because it aint going to happen

so go get your man joooo before some other person does ooh

good luck with the relationship and if you don't continue because of your aunt, don't talk to me again ooh (let me see you deal with that )

u talk as if u know wat is on my mind

Don't mind ur aunt go ahead wit ur marriage, ofcos u can't please everybody

don't allow anybody to defind ur life for u ok?
wish u good luck

There a news is that, new terrorist in town has poison all powdered milk
So Guys are told to suck only breast milk
But be wise

Thereis a rumor in town that u're dating my best friend.
A friend very close to my heart.
Can u deny it? Aren't u in love wit jesus?

Friendship is a vital experience in life making life worthwhile.
i'm glad that people like u still exist to make me happy
have a sweet night rest

Yes is possible but you must be a wonderful player
infact striker for that matter

We are in the market world!
Any woman that dress skipy and tight trousers then she's out for biz

Do all the necessary transaction then leave alone