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My Dear fellow Nairalanders, a new organisation is recruiting here in Nigeria I have been seeing a lot of people getting reward because of trekking just from one state to another so I decided to open trekking organisation so that we can train our staff on how to trekk maybe from one state to another or from one country to another depending on ur ability qualification. Long leg. Slim. Good health. Not married. Agility. Strength. OND $ HND, SSCE. Note: is not a monthly salary, you are rewarded according to how many time u trekk in a week or a month, pls submit ur CV with Global trekking company. M.D Donicobone.

Bros na the same problem we dey face o me I don dey give up on my own self, the issues is she nor wan make we do and she nor want make I do another girl wey e ready I don really tired. So pls we really need advice here pls once again op u have said my mind thank u

(1) Pre-Natal influence are natural or artificial conditions which affect a pregnant mother before birth of abnormal or normal child. (2) Post-Natal influence are natural or artificial conditions which could occur or take place after birth of the child. Therefore pre-Natal simple means treatment receive by an expectant mother before birth of a child. While. Post-Natal means the treatment receive after birth.

A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag the thief to the village square, half way to the village square the thief now said to the farmer, please sir I forgot my shoe in ur farm can I go n bring the shoe ? The farmer answered him and said ok go but hurry up o I will be waiting for u here. He waited endlessly and realised that he had been fooled, when he got home he narrate the story to his elder brother what had happen, his brother now slapped him and said you are a fool, that why did u allowed the thief to go ? You should have ask the thief to wait for you while u go n bring the shoe for him

Alison-Madueke denies that six countries turned down her asylum request

This evening Sahara Reporters published a blockbuster report they got from Business Council for Africa (BCA) claiming that Petroleum Minister, Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke, has been denied asylum by six countries where she had so far applied. The report claims she's looking for a country to run to before Gen. Buhari takes over as president because she's scared she might be probed or jailed.

But reacting this evening, Alison-Madueke, through the Group Public Affairs GM of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Ohi Alegbe, said there's absolutely nothing of such happening. She said she has no intentions of either seeking asylum anywhere in the world or even relocating from Nigeria. Read the Sahara Reporters/BCA report after the cut...

No fewer than six countries have already refused to grant an asylum request by the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke, the Business Council for Africa (BCA) said in its just-released monthly report, noting that about US$ 1 trillion is the latest estimated figure of the looting of the Nigerian treasury between 1960 and 2005 alone.
The report, dated March 2015, focused extensively on Nigeria’s general elections.  It said the notorious Minister, whose impunity is known to have been closely-protected by President Goodluck Jonathan, will be coming under the microscope for the first time in her Ministerial career.
“Given her reputation, it comes as no surprise to learn that 6 countries have already refused to grant her asylum to live in their countries as she now wishes to leave Nigeria at the earliest possible opportunity,” it said.
BCA recalled President-elect Muhammadu Buhari lamenting that the rest of the world looks at Nigeria as the home of corruption, one where stealing is not corruption but a way of life, and that his administration will pursue all public offices and individuals who are believed to be guilty of corruption.
It observed that despite an earlier promise, it is now understood that Buhari’s anti-corruption fishing net will include Ministers currently serving under President Goodluck Jonathan.  Alison-Madueke’s departure from Nigeria is likely to be followed by several other PDP elders, party members and supporters as well as some former Government officials, as Buhari's anti-corruption drive will be far-reaching.
“It will be very interesting to learn in the coming months exactly how far back in Nigeria's history his administration will go in the pursuance of those who have robbed Nigeria of US$ 1 trillion, which is the latest estimated figure of theft from the Nigerian treasury between the period 1960-2005. Given that President Jonathan's administration is considered the most corrupt of any of its predecessors, that figure is going to be considerably magnified, but whether the new President will wish to pursue former Heads of State is a matter of interest and considerable debate to Nigerian observers. It is this subject that is primarily responsible for Buhari's success in winning the election as well as his campaign promises to eradicate Boko Haram, revive the economy and rebuild Nigeria to make its position as the number one country in Africa.
While BCA agreed that the March/April 2015 were “the most credible elections in Nigeria's history”, it said they could not be called the most incorruptible.
On the contrary, it referred to them as the worst because of the amount of money that the PDP so freely and openly spent on trying to secure the re-election of Mr. Jonathan.
“The stories and reports from throughout the 36 States of the amount of money distributed by the PDP to elders, rulers, church leaders, unions and youth leaders amongst others in an endeavour to favour the voters towards the PDP has backfired badly,” the report said. 
BCA said that if the 2011 elections were considered bad, the 2015 elections will undoubtedly go down as the most corrupt in Nigeria's history, certainly since 1999, as the amount of money being distributed as bribes primarily by the PDP so very openly would readily confirm.
It reported that since November when campaigning began, President Jonathan and General Buhari during their travels made no fewer than 109 promises of what they intend to achieve if given the mandate in the presidential election.

my guy am not saying that am too handsome, I just use that word to proof a point besides that my picture is not my best because am not here for a beauty contest, even at that this my picture is not that bad, but if u feel that am not in anyway ok u can add me on whatsapp, facebook, even in BBM, is just that I find it difficult up loading my picture thank u

Woooow am so happy to be here because u guys have said it all, I will follow ur advice thank u all that's what I will do,

We are both in love, I have done more than expected as a man to a lady that I have not gotten marriage to, since we started the relationship we have not cheated on each other, ( conform by me) but she has the attitude of. Saying is over between us, every little thing she will be threatening me as if she is my life line, she has done it more than 4 time for just a relationship of 9 months, now last week we had little misunderstanding and now she said is over (she is very beautiful and am also handsome sometime people admire us together) and when ever she call it a quite I be the one to apologise and beg her, she told me that she is a woman that I should be the one to beg her if I truly love her and now she is at it again, my friends told me not to call her because this her attitude of ( I QUIT ) is getting to much, pls I need ur advice, though l really love her and I don't want to lose her, what do I do pls

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as
could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had
hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too
were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really
changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she
was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it
brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to
dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me
very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him
brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of
course my step-mother
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on
the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my
daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes
me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my
grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her
grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me
wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case
you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own
grandpa
I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

Thank u my brother I really appreciate ur contribution, I guess that's what I will do like seriously I will reduce the call, the affection, the trying to please attitude, but I hope I won't loose her to another man

Na so I dey for school one day na I see some girls just dey gist, one of the girls hmmmmm me and my family suppose to travel to london last week but arm rubbers stole our private Jet that's y we did not travel again. Na the second girl come say hmmmm na wa for for arm rubbers ooooo. Na so them invade our house last month and took away our swimming pool now we have to go to our neighbour compound to go n swim.

Pls I want to no if over caring is bad in relationship, because my girl friend attitude is becoming unbearable, am so nice to her in everything but she always take me for a fool as if I don't no what am doing pls ur opinion matter

I was shock when my fiance called me to tell me that a prophetess told him that I was responsible for his Persia blindness. We have been dating for over 2 years now last year we went for introduction, on april last year something fell into his eyes in his place of work becos he work in a factory, so we were planing to wed this year, I was shock when he called me 2days ago to tell me dat a prophetess told him that is the lady that he want to marry that is responsible for the blindness like seriously am diverstated right now I don't no what to do who to turn to I have been calling him since yesterday but he wouldn't pick my call pls I need advise as am using my friend phone am new here in nairaland

Is not that she told me that she's a virgin I notice it my self and I wanted her to keep it until her wedding nyt but the way things are going am beginning to think twice, that trust is no longer there and she assured me that she still love me but my instinct won't just allowed me pls I need ur advice

I have been dating this girl for over 9 months now and we have been there for each other and we are both in love but there is something wrong................ I met this girl last year and I discovered that she was a virgin after 2months of our relationship and we have been doing a lot of stuff together like having bath together and so on but no penetration she is too scared to do it is not that she don't like doing it o but she's afraid, now my problem is she has change she don't like spending time with me like before, she always complain of stress at work and school, we are both working and schooling am in my final year but I just help her gain admission into my school so she is in her year1, all this while we have been going out taking pictures together, this 1st of April I celebrated her birthday for her and she always want me to use her picture on my DP, but she has never use my for once, out of curiosity I check her phone yesterday and I discover that non of my picture is in her phone when I ask her where are all our pictures that we took together she told me she don't no who deleted them plsss am so confuse rit now pls I need ur advice am confuse, am hurt, and I don't no what to do next

You guys should not forget that this document was not created today when IT or printing technology has developed the way and eye with which we view it now, but about 51 years ago when printing technology was not really advanced. Even PDP knows the truth, hence they have refused to petition the Nigerian Police or go to court.

Let's say God decided to renew the world so that every body will start afresh again will u accept it, and will u like to remain who u are now ( financially, physical looks, family background, and country) so pls let it flow like me am happy for who I am, where am from but financially hmmmm I need change o

Donicobone

I can cook o but the problem is chance, besides cooking cost more money than eating in a restaurant for example 1000 naira can serve me a two different plate of food of my choice in a day. But 1000 naira can not cook u a good soup not to talk of semovita or weat so I guess eating in a restaurant is cheap n save time

As a bachelor I normally eat in a restaurant at least twice a day and many of my friends told me that eating in a restaurant is a waste of money that eating in a restaurant is a bad habit, pls I want to no if am losing it, because they said that if am used to eating in a restaurant that when am married that I will be having problem eating at home pls I need a matured advice

Nobleval:
stop deceiving yourself. That guy isn't Tb Joshua.

you guy are just commenting on what u don't no about because that man u see there is prophet TB Joshua, besides the bag of rice that he is carrying is not the 50kg u people are talking about this rice is rearrange by synagogue church of all Nation so even u can carry 4 to 5 bag so the bag of rice is not too big, am a winner for ur notice if many men of God today are like him physically this world would have been a better place ( when Jesus came the this world he was rejected even by people he did good things for) so u can say what u like. my opinion though

[quote author=EroticAngelina post=27130354]ofcoz! they should! thats a sign of love and that's their job.to take care of us but me no fit take anything for my boyfriend o all those guys that will start quoting and insulting me becoz of my comment, I'm ready for y'all. The fact is that if my gf is at fault I will plead with d man/woman to pls for give her or better still leave her there she will come n meet me at home, but if the bus conductore is at fault hmmmmm heaven will let lose becos it will be a weaken of me not to defend my gf

Guy I believe u die, all this girl na wahala dem dey carry waka o me I nor dey even bother to carry girl out o highest I go go buy what dey want for them in other not to ask for extra

John is in his early 20s and he ask me this question that what is the benefit for being in a relationship when one is not yet ready for marriage, to be sincere I was mute on what to tell him since I can't think of anything reasonable to tell him so I decided to bring it to you guys maybe u people can help me out. one love

I can not marry my present girlfriend becos I don't love her, am even looking for a way to break up with her because. (1) she is not caring. (2) she doesn't take corrections. (3) she have a strong heart (she can kill if u offend her). (4) she is not friendly to people except me that she love. (5) she not good in bed she lie like a log of wood. Pls sir/ma is my reason not good enough not to marry her ?

Hi every one. I propose to joy, few weeks ago and today she called me to tell me that she has accepted my proposal but under two conditions that he has a boy friend that she will not breakup with the guy and there will be no sex in our relationship. Pls what do I do