# Girls pt 1
Most times wen I dey go work in d morning,,,,,,, I
dey always pass
thru national Stadium & e dey always make me
laff
anytime I see sum girls wey their belle big,,,,,, dey run round
stadium,,,,, all
in d name of say dem wan get flat tummy
But my dear sister,,,,,,,,,, as far say u don vow to
dey
chop boys money like say 2morrow no dey,,,,,,,, then, ur
belle don also vow to
dey big everyday like say u be Bendel Brewery
Factory Manager.
Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters,
nowadays it is the ladies! Guy go use him godly mind take u out,,,,,,,
but u go
use ur bad mind
carry ur glutton friend(s) follow body.
Guinness Malt wey everybody know say na 1 u fit
drink in a day,,,,,,,, but u & ur glutton friend carry 6-6 bottles
drink,,,,,, like say na beer.
U feel u're punishing a guy by ordering d whole
food in an eatery.
We spend the money,
You lose d shape, You see a beautiful girl who's got everything, but
one thing just kills
them:
THEIR BELLY.
Only u go chop cow tail,,,,, cow head,,,, cow nose
& even cow
belle....... u b carnivorous animal? Then wen
2morrow reach,,,,,, u go wear tight,,,,, dey
run go stadium
bcus u want flat
tummy....... E b like say u neva hear dat english wey
dem dey
speak say "u can't eat ur cake & have it" U no dey see oyibo girls belle ? U no see as their belle
flat?......... D reason wey make their belle flat na
bcus
dem no get
dis bad attitude of "Tessy cum make we go wreck
dat guy" Wen u take oyibo girl out,,,,,,, d highest tin wey dat
oyibo girl go ask
for no pass ice cream & pop corn,,,,,, then 2nd tin
wey oyibo girl
want 4rm u is just to look her in d eyes & tell her
how much u love her as she dey lick d ice cream.......... Datz all
But take sum of our Nigerian girls out,,,,, only she
go
chop egg
roll,fish roll, drum roll, toilet roll. She go finish 4rm
roll enter,,, meat pie,fish pie,kpomo pie , even chop stockfish pie
smh,,,,still chop
sausage join,,,,,,
chop rice,,,,,, even chop d white paper wey dem
give
her take clean mouth smh
Why u nuh go see most girls having running
stomach on
monday?,,,,,,,, then on Tuesday,, u see them
running
round stadium. She dey bounce one side beleh dey bounce
follow
am(nzobu nzobu)
Make una Continue to dey chop guys money.......
Na the whole
State. una go soon dey run round every morning.

@op, you are on point.
Next!!

Guy I believe u die, all this girl na wahala dem dey carry waka o me I nor dey even bother to carry girl out o highest I go go buy what dey want for them in other not to ask for extra

FLYGERIAN91:
# Girls pt 1
Most times wen I dey go work in d morning,,,,,,, I
dey always pass
thru national Stadium & e dey always make me
laff
anytime I see sum girls wey their belle big,,,,,, dey run round
stadium,,,,, all
in d name of say dem wan get flat tummy
But my dear sister,,,,,,,,,, as far say u don vow to
dey
chop boys money like say 2morrow no dey,,,,,,,, then, ur
belle don also vow to
dey big everyday like say u be Bendel Brewery
Factory Manager.
Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters,
nowadays it is the ladies! Guy go use him godly mind take u out,,,,,,,
but u go
use ur bad mind
carry ur glutton friend(s) follow body.
Guinness Malt wey everybody know say na 1 u fit
drink in a day,,,,,,,, but u & ur glutton friend carry 6-6 bottles
drink,,,,,, like say na beer.
U feel u're punishing a guy by ordering d whole
food in an eatery.
We spend the money,
You lose d shape, You see a beautiful girl who's got everything, but
one thing just kills
them:
THEIR BELLY.
Only u go chop cow tail,,,,, cow head,,,, cow nose
& even cow
belle....... u b carnivorous animal? Then wen
2morrow reach,,,,,, u go wear tight,,,,, dey
run go stadium
bcus u want flat
tummy....... E b like say u neva hear dat english wey
dem dey
speak say "u can't eat ur cake & have it" U no dey see oyibo girls belle ? U no see as their belle
flat?......... D reason wey make their belle flat na
bcus
dem no get
dis bad attitude of "Tessy cum make we go wreck
dat guy" Wen u take oyibo girl out,,,,,,, d highest tin wey dat
oyibo girl go ask
for no pass ice cream & pop corn,,,,,, then 2nd tin
wey oyibo girl
want 4rm u is just to look her in d eyes & tell her
how much u love her as she dey lick d ice cream.......... Datz all
But take sum of our Nigerian girls out,,,,, only she
go
chop egg
roll,fish roll, drum roll, toilet roll. She go finish 4rm
roll enter,,, meat pie,fish pie,kpomo pie , even chop stockfish pie
smh,,,,still chop
sausage join,,,,,,
chop rice,,,,,, even chop d white paper wey dem
give
her take clean mouth smh
Why u nuh go see most girls having running
stomach on
monday?,,,,,,,, then on Tuesday,, u see them
running
round stadium. She dey bounce one side beleh dey bounce
follow
am(nzobu nzobu)
Make una Continue to dey chop guys money.......
Na the whole
State. una go soon dey run round every morning.

.....brother. ..i don't mean to sound rude but u sound like one of those Nigeria idol reject.......u right letter in pigeon English and u expect women to take u serious?

.....ma conclusion:...u nid medical help (no oofense)

MrCork:



.....brother. ..i don't mean to sound rude but u sound like one of those Nigeria idol reject.......u right letter in pigeon English and u expect women to take u serious?

.....ma conclusion:...u nid medical help (no oofense)

(SPELL CHECK) the word is 'WRITE' not 'RIGHT'.... Make the correction then get back to me....

...This is not a letter.....




Nah fowl use leg scatter scatter ground for here......


Hian!!!...The OP couldnt even arrange the words properly.....And those brothers didnt even notice and correct him......Whenever they see any woman-bashing thread, their eyes will start shining like torchlight olode.....

Was this meant to be funny Another broke pained nigga

MisterLongman:
^^^ Truth is bitter...... Op anytime you encounter a lady that brings her friend(s) along to drain your purse...... Just look for a way to sneak out without paying for their foods and drinks..
That is the best way to deal with them.

..... That will be my next Quest..... Time to Polish my armour.....

capricun:
Was this meant to be funny Another broke pained nigga

I'm self employed, i have a car, i fuel it and i drive to work at age 23..... Do you do all these?? Truth hurts....